-Mom, he's gone! It hurts me - Why are you crying? When you walk around shit on the street, you don’t cry! Now go around and don’t cry!
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I don’t need someone who doesn’t know how to answer for his words.. yesterday you said I love you.. and today with a new girl
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Hang up, defiantly leave, get offended, freak out, send. do you think these are girls? No! These are the guys we have now.
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Oh, young men! God created you and there is no goddamn creature in the world! All you need is horns for you to become complete goats.
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It’s a new fashion for guys to offend a girl and almost bring her to tears, while turning the situation so much in her favor that in the end she herself will ask him for forgiveness.
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-What is the zodiac sign of the guys you dated? -Capricorn, Taurus, Aries. - Damn, I collected all the cattle.
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My mother used to say that God gave a man two heads, but there is so little blood that you can only think with them one at a time.
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All women are different: all blondes are fools, all redheads are witches, all brunettes are bitches, and only men are all the same - just goats.
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You just played with me like a doll. Hm. But you still don’t know how much I loved playing war games as a child.
Statuses about goat men
Girls, stop calling men assholes. You and I are also the same bitches: we hurt and don’t blush.
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A man during the courtship period is like a March cat, but as soon as he gets married, he falls into December hibernation.
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- What kind of attitude? If he wants a meeting, I’m right there, but now, when I need him, he’s gone, like he’s disappeared into the ground. After all, men are assholes.
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Not all guys are assholes, but everyone wants to seem like one, hiding their emotions behind a mask of complete indifference.
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Good day everyone, girls. You and I are so smart, so smile and laugh to everyone, and don’t let these goats see our tears!
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All guys are the same, it’s just that some get married first and then get rich, others do the opposite.
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- Don't believe stereotypes! Not all redheads are witches, not all brunettes are bitches, and blondes are fools. This is not so! Only one thing is true: all men are assholes.
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If you believe the stories about you feasts, then all the men were definitely bitten by some goats!
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The first girl to experimentally find out that all men are assholes was Alyonushka.
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Tell me, are there still normal guys in the world who know how to appreciate and love girls? or are they all goats?
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Why are all guys such assholes? Here comes a guy, hugs his girlfriend, glances at another, confesses his love to a third!
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- Love is evil, and there are so many assholes, but we need to choose one who will let everyone else fuck off
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– Only bunnies, cats and swallows get married, and only goats, rams and cows are bred
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All girls are different: all blondes are fools, all redheads are witches, all brunettes are bitches, and only the guys are all the same - just goats
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Men are divided into goats and rams. Rams are men who are poorly versed in female psychology. And the goats - who understand things too well!
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There will definitely be that “goat” in your life whom you will one day call your “favorite goat”
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- My boyfriend is the best, he doesn’t write, doesn’t call, doesn’t invite me to go out, doesn’t want to disturb me, my darling, damn it.
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Guys are all goats, and our task with you, girls, is to turn them into red deer!
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If a girl says that all men are assholes, in reality she is only angry with one.
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Freeze the goat until science learns how to turn goats into people.
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Tell me, are there still normal guys in the world who know how to appreciate and love girls? Or are they all assholes?
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- Why are men assholes? Goats are goats, men are men! No need to offend animals!
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He tells me that he loves me, pampers me, fulfills all my whims, and most importantly, always reminds me that men are assholes. love my dad
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Lately I've been seeing only goats, no big deal, everyone has a growing season.
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Tell me, do I look like cabbage? So why are there always only goats grazing next to me?
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Usually women call goats those men whom they failed to turn into rams
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- Goodbye my love, I became a penguin and flew to the north. What? Penguins don't fly? And goats don’t seem to talk either.
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At eighteen a man adores, at twenty he loves, at thirty he desires to possess, at forty he ponders.
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Tell me, do I look like cabbage? So why are there always only goats grazing next to me?
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Damn the girls, what assholes they are, how many guys have cheated on us on Valentine's Day, what a shame.
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The time of princes is over. Now men are divided into gopniks, assholes, married, married assholes, alcoholics and rags.
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How many millions of naive girls were deceived by Santa Claus And all because he is a man.. And all men are goats. Who agrees?
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Men are assholes! Why should a girl be 90-60-90? We don’t say: “25 and not a centimeter less”!
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Statuses about goat guys - All men are goats, the exception is those who are pigs.
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Nothing conquers and softens a man’s heart more than the consciousness that he is loved.
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Perhaps in many years everyone will say - goats! But out of habit, because the law is so new, I’ll say – assholes!
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- Men are assholes! - Yes?! And all women are fools! Yes, they are fools, because they believe you, assholes!
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We are girls, we deserve a prince each, but there are only “goats” who also get fucked.
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Girls who believe that all guys are goats themselves want to have a goat who loves deeply.
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– Why don’t they sell beer at McDonald’s? – Well, you see, this is a publicity stunt, the company’s marketing policy. But in general, of course, they’re assholes!
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The French love the most beautiful, the Germans love the most, the rabbits love the fastest, but the goats love the most.
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Damn, girls, what kind of assholes they are, how many guys cheated on us on Valentine’s Day, what a shame.
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If a man makes plans to conquer the universe for more than three days in a row, you can start to worry
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I would like to take this opportunity to say hello to my exes: Come on, dears, I’m happy!
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It’s infuriating when they write “all guys are goats”, according to you, we are all goats and are not capable of love.
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Oh, young men, God created you, and there is no such creature in the world, you only need horns for you to become complete goats!
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Once upon a time there lived a Goat, not a man, but an animal. Life gave him a love potion! Fell in love
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The Russian language teacher was abandoned by her husband and the next day the children wrote an essay on the topic “All men are goats.”
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I always knew that all men are assholes! But you, my love, are as original as always, you are an idiot!
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I always knew that all men are assholes! But you are my favorite, original as always, you are an idiot!!
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Well, why are men assholes? Goats are goats, men are men! No need to offend animals!
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I read the article in it “All men are assholes”, after reading the phrase I chugged for half an hour! In shock! Apparently it’s true..
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Girls, we say that all guys are assholes, but you must agree that somewhere in the depths of your soul there lives a hope: “But mine is not like that.”
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Has anyone had this: You meet a guy, he seems to love you, and everything is fine with you, but for some reason he infuriates you?!
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And the guys you dated, what is their zodiac sign? -Capricorn, Taurus, Aries. - Damn, I collected all the cattle.
Quotes on the topic “Men are assholes”
At 18 years old, I want to share the terrible truth. I dated a guy for several years and thought it would be forever: love, children, family... It all started in early June, when I bought a test. And... two stripes. The next morning - the same result. My hands began to shake, tears welled up in my eyes, and my stomach began to hurt sharply. I sat on the floor and cried, not understanding whether these were tears of joy or great grief for me at that time. One thing was spinning in my head: “What to do? When I told my lover about the pregnancy, he said that he didn’t care whether it was an abortion or “you’ll give birth.” Will you?! Why not “we will”? There was indifference in his eyes. The next day I went to the clinic. A gynecologist met me and, with undisguised disgust, performed an ultrasound... I was told to come back in a week and bring money. During this time, my beloved turned away from me, only gave the announced amount and left. This week dragged on like an eternity. I couldn’t sleep at night, and in the morning I was so sick from worry that I couldn’t get out of bed. I didn’t want to eat at all... During the second ultrasound, they showed me a small “spot” on the screen. I heard the words of a gynecologist that I will never forget: “Look, this is your baby, he is developing so well and growing quickly.” I was afraid... After 10 minutes I took the pill, and the next morning I was told to return to the clinic. When I got home, I called my boyfriend and, sobbing, told everything, but I didn’t hear any reaction on the phone. I was very upset, because I would never have thought that our child would change him so much. The next day, my gynecologist was already waiting for me with a bunch of pills. I drank them, and they took me into the operating room. An hour later my blood began to flow so much that I did not have time to change pads. I was afraid to tell the doctor and kept hoping that the bleeding would stop. Then the doctor came in and saw a mountain of pads, quickly put me on a chair and let me stick something into the uterus so that it opens. I screamed at the entire department in pain. And the doctor just covered my mouth with his hand and constantly said: “Be quiet, you fool, she agreed.” Then he made me jump as hard as I could so that the fetus would come out on its own. My eyes couldn’t see anything from tears, my legs gave way, I was tired, I couldn’t take it anymore. And suddenly I felt something fall out of me and blood flowed down my legs with terrible force. The doctor was delighted and took me to his office. This is where the worst thing began: he took tweezers, opened the bag and took out my baby from there. I lost consciousness... It was a very long way for me to get home, in my pocket I had the last money for a minibus and one pad, which obviously would not have been enough for me, since I changed them every five minutes. I dialed my beloved’s number and said: “Dimochka, take me, I can’t get there on my own, I’m bleeding.” I’m working,” he cut me off. I beg everyone who reads my story, believe me and everyone else who has experienced this... Do not take the life of your baby! This is not in your will!
Statuses about goat men
The first girl who realized that all guys are assholes was sister Alyonushka from a fairy tale!
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Don’t even hope, I don’t remember you! Except sometimes I think in swear words!
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Girls and women! Remember, you and I are the best! And these artiodactyls are simply unworthy of our tears and suffering.
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The Russian language teacher was abandoned by her husband. And the very next day her students wrote an essay on the topic: “Why are all men goats.”
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Do you know how many girls' hopes were deceived by old man Santa Claus? And the whole point is that he is a man! And you all know who they are :)
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Top status: Women are different. Brunettes, blondes, redheads. And only the men are all the same - goats.
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If he knew how much I cried because of him, he would have punched himself in the face, the asshole, no matter what!
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They say all men are goats! But this is not true, I really want to protect these cute and friendly pretty animals from undeserved insults.
Statuses about asshole men
Yesterday I caught a goat, tied it with three knots, two sea knots and a bow, in general, I’m a romantic!
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I’ll be beautiful, nah, so that you’ll choke on your tears because they’re not yours.
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How many millions of naive girls were deceived by Santa Claus. And all because he is a man. And all men are goats. Who agrees?
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Have you noticed that when you drive, the one who drives faster than you is an asshole, and the one who drives slower is an idiot. )))
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There will definitely be that “goat” in your life, whom you will one day call your “favorite goat.”
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Freeze the goat until science learns how to turn goats into people.
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When I say that ALL guys are assholes! I have one particular goat in mind.
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Tell me, do I look like cabbage? So why are there always only goats grazing next to me?
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Girls who believe that all guys are goats themselves want to have a goat who loves deeply.
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Rector, at the end of the meeting: - Everyone is free. And you, Kozlov, I will ask you to stay! And everyone stayed.
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I read an article in it: “All men are assholes.” “, after reading the phrase, I chugged for half an hour! In shock! Apparently it’s true..
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If a woman says she hates you, she loves you, and you're just an asshole.
*** I’m sitting here, choosing a status, so I can use my fucking brains myself)! *** I love animals, but not to the extent that I would date a goat! *** Yesterday I caught a goat, tied it with three knots, two sea knots and a bow, in general, I’m a romantic!
*** All men are assholes only because we, women, cuckold them... *** I’ll be beautiful, nah, so that you choke in grief with your tears that are not yours. *** A man is such a goat that no goat can live without him. *** How many millions of naive girls were deceived by Santa Claus... And all because he is a man... And all men are goats... Who agrees? ***Have you not noticed that when you are driving, the one who drives faster than you is an asshole, and the one who is slower is an idiot???))) *** oh girls, you should have gone to physical education, they taught you through jump over goats *** There will definitely be that “goat” in your life, whom you will one day call your “favorite goat”... *** Freeze the goat until science learns to turn goats into people. *** Not love is evil, but just all the goats!!!! ***When I say that ALL guys are assholes! I have one particular goat in mind. *** Do I have “looking for a goat” written on my forehead? *** Usually women call the one they failed to turn into a ram a goat. *** They are all goats, but some goats are SPECIAL... *** Inscription on the tombstone: Well, goats, are you now convinced that my sick leave was not fake?! *** Love is so evil that there aren’t even enough goats for everyone. *** Love is evil, and goats take advantage of it. *** Tell me, do I look like cabbage? So why are there always only goats grazing next to me? *** Girls who believe that all guys are goats themselves want them to have a goat who loves deeply. *** Rector, at the end of the meeting: - Everyone is free. And you, Kozlov, I will ask you to stay! And everyone stayed... *** Yes, he is a goat, but he is MY PERSONAL GOAT. *** I read the article in it “All men are goats...”, after reading the phrase I chugged for half an hour! In shock! Apparently the truth.. *** Happy holiday, dear goats)):* *** If a woman says that she hates you, it means he loves you, and you’re just an asshole. *** Love is not in contact on the wall, love is in life, in the heart... *** Hello! police? come visit us awesome!!! *** I fall in love very rarely, but if I fall in love, it lasts for a long time... *** Do you think you will be my boyfriend? Ha! Naive! At least a husband! *** Yes, honey, you are the only one! I have never met such assholes as you! *** This asshole appeared online and my computer even froze! *** “Love is evil, you will love a goat too...” said the goat, continuing to chew the grass...:) *** You can only give birth to an ideal man yourself.
Status: men are bastards
Of course, that's it. And you need to hit him right in the face, in general. With a pen, so as not to cut it with an ax - statuses about bastards.
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1. How many little innocent girls has Santa Claus deceived? And why? But because he is a man. That's right - all men are assholes!
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3. What a fool I was. After all, they say correctly: “A smart girl kisses, but does not love. He listens, but believes. And she leaves before she is abandoned.” I had to run.
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5. The “ideal plan” of any man: get a girl; we find out that she has her own opinions, desires, plans; whining about how she blows her mind; We live with our mother until we are 50 years old.
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7. Are all men the same? No, not the same - every new man will deceive and disappoint you in a new way.
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8. Reading the statuses of some men about wolfish fidelity, I just want to say: “It’s not for you to whine to male dogs about loyalty.”
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11. It is difficult to please men: some women are not to their liking, others are too tough for them, and others are beyond their means.
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13. For men, life is a zebra: blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette. And women have a zoo: a donkey, a goat, a ram, a pig.
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14. The essence of masculinity: staring at a florist's ass while she makes a bouquet for his girlfriend.
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15. I read one guy’s status: “Married, but still something is missing.” I couldn’t stand it and wrote: “Rogov, probably!”
1.What kind of expression is this: “You blew my mind!” Just say: “Darling, I lack the intellect and arguments to repel your well-aimed attacks.”
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3. One day you will come across my VK page, and it will be closed to you. And on Ava I will kiss someone else. And you know? I will be happy. One day but not now.
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5. Our grandmothers loved sailors, our mothers loved military men. And we have a choice between “tankers” and Pokemon catchers.
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6. A woman is always tormented by two questions: “Where can I find the man of my dreams” and “What should I do with this beast now?”
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7. What kind of men are they today? First give him something to drink, then feed him, then warm him up, and finally, in bed, convince him that he wants you.
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8. Why do women in leather, varnish and rubber excite men so much? They smell like a new car.
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9. “A man owes this, he owes that.” He doesn’t owe anything. If he is a pig, then he will remain a pig. And if he’s normal, then he can and will do it even without “should.”
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10. Headlines everywhere: “How to keep him?” or “How can I get it back?” But why, in fact, such a man who needs to be kept and returned?
