Shopping
What could be more enjoyable than going shopping with a friend? Statuses about shopping that you will definitely like, just like shopping itself!
- Shopping is the best therapy for the soul and heart.
- Oh, these “afterburners” of yours... it’s all crap. You should see how fast I roll my cart around the supermarket!
- How I want a fish... a live fish. And also - crayfish! Oh, how I want crayfish. Well, you understand what I'm hinting at?
- Girls are not materialistic! They just always know what they want! Because we saw this in the store yesterday...
- When a new guy appears, you really want to buy more new and revealing clothes... but how can you explain this to your parents?
- I have no idea how this happened! It bought itself! Honestly!
- Love is when the question: “Do you love me very much?” The man replies: “Buy it.”
- Money is evil! And evil must be exterminated!
- Born to shop...must go to work.
- To tell the truth, shopping is the most effective psychotherapy! Yes and cheaper...
- The right shoes can radically change your whole life! Do not believe? Ask Cinderella!
- My pretty face is priceless. For everything else there is a master card...
- I wandered around the shops here yesterday... Shopping? No, what are you talking about, just zirring!
- I will accept as a gift a small cottage on the ruble! Well, or somewhere nearby...
- Girls will not be interested in a wimp only in one case, if this wimp is a man!
- When a woman buys new clothes for herself, she inflates their price by at least a couple of times in her stories to her friends, and underestimates them several times in her stories to her husband!
- Most girls firmly believe that a man’s love can be tested by shopping!
- Hellish work, from which any woman gets incredible pleasure - shopping!
- Typical female logic - if the weather is great outside, then you should definitely go shopping!
Statuses about shopping
I don't know. It bought itself!
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Today we are doing shopping... Let's go get some bread.
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Girls are not interested in wimps only if these wimps are men.
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I went into an elegant gift shop... I looked at the prices... I walked out elegantly.
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Women think about shopping as often as men think about sex.
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Female doping is shopping!
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Marital understanding is when the wife calls: “Darling, do you love me?”, and the husband answers without further questions: “Buy!”
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If a wife bought herself a new thing, then when telling her friend about the purchase, she inflates the price by two times, and when telling her husband, she lowers the price by four.
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Women are sure that a man's love is tested by shopping.
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My wife moves around the store at a speed of $300 an hour.
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Money is an evil that is destroyed by the purchase of good.
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Those born to shop are forced to go to work.
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The best diet is shopping without money. The extra pounds come drooling off.
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Where is a woman's g-spot? Probably somewhere at the end of the word “shopping”.
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The only hellish work a woman gets pleasure from is shopping!
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What is shopping? The sage revealed it to us. Shopping is doping for a woman. The guy is screwed!
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All goods in stores can be divided into 2 groups: garbage bags and garbage bags.
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Standard female logic: the weather is nice today, you should definitely go to the store and buy yourself something.
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For women, the highest assessment of a purchase made is muttering under their breath: “This bitch will die of envy!”
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To be honest, shopping is much better than psychotherapy. The price is the same, but you get to keep the new dress.
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For a woman to try on and not buy is the same as for a man to undress and not make love!
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All girls love branded bags from expensive boutiques.
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A man's feelings are best tested in a women's clothing store.
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Jewelry stores for women are a way out of depression. For men - entrance.
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Purchases tend to fill all the space available for storage.
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Zyring, not supported by shopping, leads to depression.
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I went to the store to buy apples. I'm going home with a mountain of bags and new shoes. Being a woman is damn expensive.
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Receipts are a pathetic evidence of money spent.
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Shopping without buying is like sex without orgasm.
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It’s not difficult to stop your wife from buying everything. Try washing every purchase she makes.
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I went to the store. Then everything is in a fog...
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My dream is to go to a jewelry store with a string bag.
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Good girls cry out of grief, bad girls drink, smart girls go shopping.
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And time does not heal, and vodka does not heal. But a new dress is a plantain for a woman’s soul.
Me and the shops
Do you like to go shopping? Put a status about shopping and yourself - let everyone read and envy!
- I wandered into the store... I don’t remember anything else.
- I carry, I carry. I don't carry! I only carry home what I need... only sometimes I run out of money!
- For some reason I'm wary of the Made in Britan label...
- Has it occurred to you that there is a serious lack of horns on trolleys in supermarkets?
- Please, give me a couple of kilograms of luck, a few kilograms of happiness, 200 grams of luck and 50-60 kg of love!
- The soul demands shops and shopping, but the pockets are empty and the girlfriends have all disappeared somewhere...
- Some people buy their shoes exclusively from fashion boutiques, while others don’t even have enough to eat...
- Note to men. The best gift for a girl is the phrase: “Here’s your money, there’s a store over there, have fun!”
- Of course, I suspected that wholesale stores were trash... but when some granny tried to push me out into the street with her bag...
- Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can ask your husband for money for today!
- Have you noticed that no matter what queue you are in, the next one will always move a little faster!
- Yes, sir. That means I have shopping and hysterics planned for tomorrow...
- I wandered into an exotic gift shop... I saw the prices. Very exotic prices, I must say...
- You won’t believe it, but girls think about shopping more often than men think about sex!
- The strongest female doping is shopping!
- Good girls cry out of grief, bad girls drink, smart girls go shopping!
- Time does not heal. Alcohol doesn't heal. But going to the shops is like eating plantain for the soul!
- I decided to go to the store to buy apples... I returned home with a bunch of bags and new shoes. It's hard to be a woman after all.
- We're also doing some shopping... let's go buy some bread.
- Darling, whisper to me my favorite three words: “Well, let’s buy...”
Statuses about purchases and shopping
Numerous statuses about shopping are dedicated to women’s incredible love for shopping, which humorously describe not only this passion, but also how much the beautiful half of humanity loves to exaggerate the lack of clothes in their wardrobe. Don’t underestimate statements about shopping, because they tell not only about fans of dresses and shoes, but also about the economy, loans, and prices. All these statuses about shopping are cool and funny, but sometimes this is exactly what is missing after an unsuccessful trip to boutiques or a hint to your husband about a new purchase.
I still have a good husband! She bought clothes for herself on a credit card - she doesn’t say a word! Lying unconscious.
In principle, if you don’t buy anything, then the prices are normal.
Every woman has two problems: she has nothing to wear and her closet won’t close.
Money is evil. You go into the store and there’s not enough evil!
Over the year, food prices have risen so much that a fur coat on my wife is cheaper than a herring.
Today I wanted to buy myself a diamond ring. I counted the money... I bought a pie with jam.
- Honey, I need a new dress. “I like it when you walk around the apartment naked.”
I went shopping yesterday. I wanted to buy a beautiful dress, shoes and stockings. I bought: children's jeans, boots, a sweater, a shirt and a toy tractor. And for yourself? Get yourself some socks.
Once again the wife hides her little eyes. The husband knows what this means. No, she hasn't changed. I BUYED something for myself!
American researchers have found that for a woman to live comfortably, she needs to have about 30 pairs of shoes!
I called my husband. I ask: “Do you love me very much?” Answers: “Buy!” This is what real marital understanding is!
When I have money, I don’t know what I want to buy for myself; when I don’t have money, I want to buy everything.
I went to buy a dress and didn’t fit in. I got upset and bought a cake... I got in, you bastard!
Stability is simple. Yesterday a turkey cost one hundred rubles, today a chicken, and tomorrow a crow.
Yes, your “nothing to wear” has nowhere to put it!
Each dress purchased has the same effect on a woman as 2 times 200 vodka per man! My head feels light, dizzy and I really want love!
With the purchase of 12-centimeter stilettos... you understand one simple truth - I will not run after anyone!
I found ten dollars in my box of documents. I'll put it back. In a couple of years I will buy an apartment in Moscow with them.
Having received a loan from a bank, the first thing you need to do is buy yourself some nice panties! Perhaps these are the only ones you will stay in.
- Cute! Please say again my three favorite words... - I'll buy it for you.
