Aphorisms from Ivan Okhlobystin
*** There is always a choice - either with cockroaches in your head, or with cats in your heart.
(choice, head, heart)
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The president should not understand politics. He must burn a flame like Danko - radiating light to everyone.
(the president)
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Do you smoke and drink alcohol? I want to see how you will look your child in the eyes if he is born sick because the mother wanted to get fucked.
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You can’t get used to anything, you need to be in motion.
(habit, process)
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Love, like its absence, is a huge source of creative energy.
(love, creativity)
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Children of officials will be officials. Our children have no prospects, even if they are Lomonosovs.
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From the first glance at her, I developed hypertension and became interested in buying a washing machine and having large offspring.
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Our people are strange - they work only in a state of force majeure. Emergency system. Therefore, the Mayan calendar only makes us happy. Saving the world is our duty and habit.
(Russians)
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The Russian guy doesn’t want to change anything, he just makes a fuss and goes home. This is the basis of all Russian statehood.
(Russians)
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Life is a fairy tale that everyone writes for themselves.
(life)
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Those who matter most to us leave our lives prematurely.
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If we drive aspen stakes into the hearts of all bad ministers, then we will be left without ministers.
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Of course, as a father, I want to put every boy who is next to my daughters against the wall and shoot them in the chest with buckshot. But we have to restrain ourselves. I understood one thing - my daughters will never get divorced; in extreme cases, they will become widows.
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Many people are mistaken in thinking that the word “love” is a noun. Like “truth,” “love” is a verb. And it means action.
(Love)
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Marriage is what a man pays for sex, and sex is what a woman pays for marriage.
(marriage, sex)
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If you get married and then run to the left, you are either a loser or an idiot.
(marriage)
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Telling the truth is the main goal of a good lie.
(true False)
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Family is inconvenient. This is a series of demands out of nowhere with a written undertaking not to leave.
(family)
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The most interesting thing is to look at yourself, the most pleasant thing is to look at the horizon, but, alas, this is only leisure. Watch your step.
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Every nation has its own great national idea, the same idea - world domination. Only the Russians have another, diametrically opposite one: to prevent the realization of the great national ideas of the rest of the world.
(Russians)
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Ivan Okhlobystin admits that he wants everyone to find love, because without it a person becomes unhappy. Seeing his future wife Oksana, Ivan immediately realized that this was his woman.
He went into a cafe, Oksana was sitting there with friends, and suggested they take a walk around the city. The girl agreed, which was completely unexpected for Ivan, because she was with a group and they didn’t know each other very well. Since then they have been together for twenty years. Okhlobystin thanks God for this meeting. Oksana turned out to be active, warm-hearted, uncompromising, with a good sense of humor.
In a large family, the actor admits, issues of relationship crisis are not so acute. Because we have to resolve many issues with children. Over the years, relationships change. They turn into not quite friendly, but not quite love either. The passion remains, the actor admits, but beyond that, something much more arises. One of the mystical meanings of a wedding is that beyond life, he and his wife are intertwined into a single being. As a result, at a certain stage, Okhlobystin ceased to understand where he was and where his Oksana was. They have a common household, children, relationships.
Okhlobystin's wife Oksana happily devoted herself to her family. The actor compares his wife with the eight-armed Shiva, one holds a telephone, the other a steering wheel, the third she has a child, the fourth may contain a gun, the fifth a book, etc. Buying clothes for his wife, Ivan admits, is a big problem. Oksana is shy, Ivan buys something, and a scandal begins. Then he gets upset that the gift is hanging in the closet. Ivan hardly persuaded his wife to wear a fur coat, walked with her down the street and showed that every second woman already wears one. Oksana is also not keen on jewelry, she only wears a wedding ring and a cross on her finger. But in general, since her youth, Oksana had the attitude that she was a beauty and a princess, and “everyone else was walking through the forest.” With age, she no longer adds the latter.
Okhlobystin is sure that his wife cannot be known one hundred percent, he simply never tires of being surprised. Recently his Oksana wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter and get a license. There is a whole network of small airfields where you can rent a helicopter and travel. But Oksana was not allowed to realize her dream by her grandmother, who stood up as a wall against this idea.
Ivan assures that it is useless to argue with his wife, she is like flint. If you get something into your head, it becomes permanent. They have no jealousy. According to the actor, they are “monogamous, like wolves.” In many ways, children help because they force you to look at the situation differently. Okhlobystin says that he does not want his children to have single-parent families and have a hard life. He really wants them to be happy. And they will receive happiness if they find love, live together for a hundred years and die on the same day.
Ivan Okhlobystin's forecast for the institution of marriage turns out to be quite gloomy. He believes that one should be in church, and that is where, more often than not, trouble leads. At one time, when Ivan and Oksana got married, he realized that they were two fires and could “burn to hell” if they didn’t find something that could put them out. They found a good priest, and have been communicating with him for twenty years now. If problems arise, they turn to him for help, and a solution is found.
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Words won't put you in your pocket: a selection of quotes and sayings by Ivan Okhlobystin
Ivan Okhlobystin is a famous Russian actor, journalist, writer and simply a bright personality.
We offer you a selection of quotes and sayings by Ivan Okhlobystin. He exposes the truth from everything he sees. Without sparing words or mincing words, Okhlobystin always calls everything by its proper name. He talks about absolutely everything: about children, about love, about politics, about Russians and about religion. Ivan Okhlobystin's first attempt as an actor was crowned with success - he played in the film Noga. Almost immediately Okhlobystin showed himself as a screenwriter. He wrote the script for the film Freak, Down House, and co-wrote the script for the film DMB with Kachanov. A successful actor, screenwriter and TV presenter at the time, he also hosted the television program Canon, which confirmed his commitment to the Orthodox Church. In 2001, Okhlobystin left secular life and devoted himself to serving the church; in 2005, he returned to cinema again, motivating his return by the fact that he did not have enough money to support his family.
From 2010 to 2021, Okhlobystin starred in the medical series Interns, where he played Dr. Bykov. Since then, many began to associate him with the image of a strict but fair head of the therapeutic department.
Quotes
There are people like a drug - you know what you can’t do, but you’re drawn to it... And there are people like cake - sweet, tasty, but already sick...
Some attract, others repel.
Why do people think they have the right to destroy other people's lives? Leaving, offending, not calling, throwing words to the wind. Are you Gods, to decide who should suffer and who should live happily? If you already said “I love”, then be kind enough to love until your last breath. If you said “I promise,” then break, but keep your promise. If you said “I won’t let you go,” then do everything to stay. Otherwise, what is the point of living if every word you say is equal to zero and has no meaning?
No one has the right to ruin other people's lives with their frivolity and irresponsibility.
Many people are mistaken in thinking that the word “love” is a noun. Like “truth,” “love” is a verb. And it means action.
Grammar doesn't matter compared to Life's lessons.
If you get married and then run to the left, you are either a loser or an idiot.
In any case, it is impossible to call such men normal.
Our age depends on what we have experienced and realized, and not on the number of birthdays celebrated.
You can act like a child at 40, but you can think like an adult at 10. It all depends on the person himself and life circumstances.
Marriage is what a man pays for sex, and sex is what a woman pays for marriage.
This is how it turns out that spouses are constantly in debt to each other.
The bachelor will cook pasta, love is delicious cabbage soup and all sorts of cakes...)
What is the most important thing in life? Live here and now, without hoping that tomorrow will be better.
Instead of complaining about life, you just need to live.
There is always a choice - either with cockroaches in your head, or with cats in your heart.
Is it possible to choose something more optimistic?)
From the first glance at her, I developed hypertension and became interested in buying a washing machine and having large offspring.
In general, love at first sight - that's what happened!)
Our people are strange - they work only in a state of force majeure. Emergency system. Therefore, the Mayan calendar only makes us happy. Saving the world is our duty and habit.
Until the deadline arrives, people will not work...
Telling the truth is the main goal of a good lie!
Even in the most real truth there is a little lie.
Every nation has its own great national idea, the same idea - world domination. Only the Russians have another, diametrically opposed one: to prevent the realization of the great national ideas of the rest of the world!
Something like “neither myself nor people”...
One way or another, our happiness consists of things that outwardly seem unhappy. When a woman swaddles her baby, cooks soup and irons her husband’s shirts at the same time, she is happy.
At this time she is both happy and unhappy at the same time...
I live in a big city and feel like I’m in a village - everyone will know. I go and say hello to everyone. I can’t refuse an autograph or a request to take a photo with me. It does not bother me. I knew what I was getting into when I poked my face into the TV.
You have to pay for fame with your attention and time.
Never say "I don't care." There is no need to try to advertise your indifference. This is not an indicator of your independence. How do you feel when you are told “I don’t care”? It becomes empty and cold inside. You cringe and protest. Most often to yourself... After all, the interlocutor... “doesn’t care”... Just two words, but how deeply they penetrate the soul, dig into the heart like a splinter and remain to rot, sometimes reminding of themselves. A person cannot live without the confidence that someone needs him, that he is loved. He withers, worries, withdraws into himself, dies. The worst crime we can commit against people is not to hate them, but to treat them with indifference; This is the essence of inhumanity. Please don't ever say "I don't care"...
Indifference is worse than hatred or envy. Indifference is the absence of any feelings or emotions.
Life is a fairy tale that everyone writes for themselves.
Remember that we are the authors of our destinies.
Love, like its absence, is a huge source of creative energy.
The muse comes either when a person falls in love, or when love comes to an end.
Family is inconvenient. This is a series of demands out of nowhere with a written undertaking not to leave.
It depends on which side you look at: if you consider that the family washes, cleans and cooks, then this is not so inconvenient.
The most interesting thing is to look at yourself, the most pleasant thing is to look at the horizon, but, alas, this is only leisure. Watch your step.
If you don’t watch your step, you simply won’t have time for leisure...
Give up hope that medicine will help you. It would help if we lived according to the Old Testament terms, but because of our sins, we only have time for one mug of Esmarch. It is stupid to spend this time on anything other than searching for the meaning of life, which, as you know, is in life itself.
If you yourself do not understand why you live, then no medicine will help you...
Enemies too... Everyone is simply afraid of her.
The president should not understand politics. He must, like Danko, burn a flame, radiating light to everyone.
If politics is not for politicians, then who is it for?)
You know, at night I go around “my domain”: I listen to how my children breathe in their sleep, and I want, like a dragon, to cover them with my wings, put my face in the doorway and protect them, protect them from all troubles.
The greatest wealth is children, the strongest desire is to protect them.
I have no money, no political experience, but sometimes fate takes you by the collar, in this case the providence of God, and you have to.
Sometimes “I want” is simply replaced with “should.”
We will save the Earth from final destruction. Love is the only thing worth living and dying for. If we do not have time to learn to love, we will never go beyond our biological limitations. And the Universe will sweep away us and our world, like the wind sweeps away dust from the ruins of an abandoned temple, because love is the meaning of our life!
Even when you feel like you have nothing left to give, a friend can call you and fresh strength will appear out of nowhere.
The best inspiration is true friends.
Your life can change in seconds because of people who don't even know you.
Strangers can sometimes add more to your life than those closest to you.
We can do a lot - the main thing is to keep ourselves under control.
To be able to control oneself means to be able to live.
Even the best friend can sometimes seriously hurt you, and you need to find the strength in yourself to forgive him.
In life you need to be able to do many things, first of all you need to be able to forgive.
Ivan Okhlobystin is a multifaceted personality. He showed himself in a variety of roles: he played a driver, a doctor, a priest, a lecturer, a tramp-wizard, a deputy director and others. Such a variety of images once again confirms Okhlobystin’s undeniable talent.
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