Accurate football statuses on VK

Football phrases

It is impossible to imagine this exciting game without its passionate fans. If you are one of them, choose the VK football status .

The team winning is, of course, important. But for now the main task is to win the fans’ fight.
In order for your team to never lose, you need to root for those who win.
In my opinion, it’s time to announce not only the names of the players at matches, but also the names of the most ardent fans.
Theoretically, the ball cannot disappear from the field. This is only because the Russian Post team does not exist yet.
When doing everything for your favorite team to win, the main thing is not to come into contact with riot police.
If the team loses catastrophically, it would be nice to compensate the moral damage to the fans with free beer.
Among all my unimportant activities, the most important is football.
If a football fan had his own profession, I would quickly climb the career ladder.
The referees are annoying not because they know the rules so well, but because they understand the very principle of the game so poorly.
A good coach should never become a football player, that's a fact.

Great Football Quotes (150 Quotes)

Commentators and journalists slander football the most, but they can, they do it with love. Sometimes the players themselves shine with wit. But their revelations were usually pronounced by mistake, when the player wanted to say something else, very important, sublime and certainly not funny. But the language failed. A football player, he is such a person in general - first he speaks, then he only thinks. And only then hits the ball. Over the past 100 years, there have been so many aphoristic, ironic and simply smart sayings about football that real books are being published. The best of the best phrases from such books are now before you in this section. Great quotes about football are collected in this collection.

The pain passes, but the glory lasts forever.

A penalty is a death sentence in which the executioner may become the victim.

A great squad in football can be expressed in two ways: maybe there are a lot of athletes in it, or maybe there are few of them, but they are all great.

Football is a game in which a whole bunch of people get injured, get nervous, run around, scream - and millions of other people get madly worried while watching them.

I'm not handsome, but what I do is fascinating.

Real football can be seen in the courtyards, when boys in torn sneakers fight for every ball until they lose consciousness. Everything else is a show filmed for beauty.

A football club rests on three pillars: players, fans, coaching staff. The board of directors is not involved in sports, but only signs papers.

Football match: a duel between the referee's whistle and the whistle of the stands.

In principle, this football player cannot be identified with any shortcomings. True, he doesn’t score goals, and he constantly loses the ball - but that’s just the way it is, little things unworthy of attention.

The last two years have been bad for Chelsea. The decline began after I left, and this is not a coincidence.

I don't believe in superstitions. I just do certain things out of fear that something might happen if I don't do them!

Football is your whole life. You can love him more than theater, music and politics combined.

Men are like football. You know, you can win or lose there. Become a champion or be eliminated from the tournament. But the championship still continues and you need to think about the next tournament.

It’s not enough to hit the goal, you also have to miss the goalkeeper.

A football club rests on three pillars: players, fans, coaching staff. The board of directors is not involved in sports, but only signs papers.

Other countries have history. Uruguay has enough football.

Football is my life, my greatest passion and pleasure... Every day we hear people complaining that they do not love their job, but only work to earn money. In my case, I thank God for giving me the opportunity to do what I love.

Football is a game in which a whole bunch of people get injured, get nervous, run around, scream - and millions of other people get madly worried while watching them.

Football generates irrational devotion to some meaningless community and forms a person's submission to authority and chauvinism.

Do you really want to know about my political preferences? I'm leaning towards the 4-3-3 system.

Football is such a masculine sport that it can be considered a substitute for warfare.

In Latin America, the line between football and politics is very blurry. How many governments here have resigned or been overthrown after the national team lost!

A great squad in football can be expressed in two ways: maybe there are a lot of athletes in it, or maybe there are few of them, but they are all great.

Football can make a person happy and famous.

Football is just a game. You win the ball, pass, score a goal. Everything else is decoration. Thank God, natural beauty does not need decorations.

Football is an art!

Fools always manage to occupy the most magnificent seats in stadiums.

To say that all these people pay their shillings to watch 22 mercenaries kick a ball is like saying that a violin is wood and strings, and Hamlet is paper and ink.

If thousands of people are tearing their throats every weekend for you to do a better job, and to be completely happy they need you to beat Spartak twice a year, then you just go out and beat this Spartak or die trying to do This. There is no third.

The last two years have been bad for Chelsea. The decline began after I left, and this is not a coincidence.

Women like football. They don't love him or worship him, they like him.

Men over coffee talk about football, again about football, about work, about money and again about football.

The best team is our LOCOMOTIVE!!!

Football is a game that knows no pauses and cannot be stopped!

Football is such a masculine sport that it can be considered a substitute for warfare.

Russia is great, but there is no one to play football......

As a child, most of my friends dreamed of scoring a great goal, but I always dreamed of stopping them from doing it.

Real football can be seen in the courtyards, when boys in torn sneakers fight for every ball until they lose consciousness. Everything else is a show filmed for beauty.

Everything is lost except honor. Konstantin Beskov, legendary coach of Spartak.

Men over coffee talk about football, again about football, about work, about money and again about football.

Brazil has Neymar. Argentina has Messi. Portugal has Ronaldo. Germany has a team!

Football is more than a sport!

Football is a team game, everyone creates it together, only one person spoils it.

Stubble, dirt, the smell of garbage... mmm... Yes, you are a football player!

This Scudetto is Milan's 27th trophy under my leadership. We are the most successful club, and I am the most successful president. Second after me is the great Santiago Bernabeu. Real Madrid's stadium was named after him. I also deserve to have the Milan stadium named after me Silvio Berlusconi

Football is your whole life. You can love him more than theater, music and politics combined.

Purgatory is sort of in the middle. It’s like you’re not completely shit, but you haven’t reached the top either. Like Tottenham.

Football is a passion!

Of course, a goalkeeper has a regular job. Imagine coming to work, making a small mistake and immediately a red light above your desk lights up and 15,000 people immediately yell at you.

Football is a sexy game: everyone screams and twitches.

Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. They are wrong: football is much more important.

Football is a ballet for the masses.

The rules of football are very simple: if it moves, shoot, if it doesn’t move, shoot until it starts to move.

Football is a small theater!

We have a huge roster. Maybe not in quantitative terms, but in qualitative terms.

So many people are waiting for Chelsea to lose that if they lose, the day will be declared a day off.

Football is simple, but it is much more difficult to play simple football.

I've always viewed football as a pagan fertility festival. Eleven sperm rush across the field, trying to get into the egg. In this sense, for some reason I always felt very sorry for the goalkeeper.

Football is a life of 90+ minutes, in which everything can suddenly change.

A penalty is a death sentence in which the executioner may become the victim.

Football is oxygen. Take it away from me and I will suffocate!

I have the best opinion about football. A great game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

When football players get drunk, they call their former coach.

Football is a game that knows no pauses and cannot be stopped!

Football is the most essential of insignificant things. – Statuses about football. Phrases and quotes about football.

Being a coach is much more difficult than being a player. On the field you only control the ball, but on the touchline you control people.

As a child, most of my friends dreamed of scoring a great goal, but I always dreamed of stopping them from doing it.

Ideally, I would like everyone in the world to love each other, but that doesn't always happen.

Hiding your shortcomings is stupid. You need to work on them and turn them into your strengths, so that later these strengths turn into your second self.

I don't mind losing every match, as long as we win the whole championship!

The pain passes, but the glory lasts forever. George Best

Football, in my opinion, is only needed so that the kids have something to kick besides me.

Ideally, I would like everyone in the world to love each other, but that doesn't always happen.

According to the Bible: You will spend five days at work. The seventh day you will give to the Lord. The sixth day will be reserved for football.

Today's footballers think they are working class, but that's nonsense. Given their colossal incomes! But I like that they think that way.

Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. They are wrong: football is much more important.

The game is forgotten, but the result remains.

Football commentator: a person who professionally interferes with watching football.

Many people say that football players do not deserve the salaries they receive. I am sure that none of these critics, if he were in the place of a football player, would refuse the money.

Even if the ball is like a pancake, RUBY will always win.

The guys were interested in my attitude towards football. I had nothing to do with football, I considered the game itself idiotic, and hated it since childhood, when during a game I tripped the attacker, to which he was indignant, and so as not to blather too much, I kicked him in the balls. Then the whole team tormented me for a long time.

I saw the Manchester United players and their coach take a lap of honor after losing to us at home. In Portugal, this will earn you bottles from the stands - Statuses about football. Phrases and quotes about football.

In today's football there is only one player who is slightly superior to me - the Spanish Barcelona player Lionel Messi. Mario Balotelli - Statuses about football. Phrases and quotes about football.

Pele is one of the few who disproves my theory: instead of fifteen minutes of fame, he will get fifteen centuries.

Our people indulge in vulgar entertainment. And we indulge in vulgar amusements because we have been accustomed to them: the British worker is drawn to the tavern and the football field at every step, and the British gentleman is positively forced to spend his leisure time in his youth playing cricket and football until he enters the circle of adults of people…

It's much easier to score than to hit.

Before inviting a man anywhere, you need to study the schedule of football matches.

Women don't play football because eleven ladies would never go out in public wearing the same clothes.

A person, having once given his heart to football, will be faithful to this game until the end of his life!

The best advice in my life was given to me by my dad. He told me to give myself completely to football, and then he will definitely reciprocate.

In good fantasy, you can put magic into everything and put as much metaphysical, religious, or political meaning into it as you can. And in such a world there should be nothing accidental.

No matter how much you attack, the score is already 0:2.

If you're first, you're first. If you're second, you're nobody.

Football, as the meaning of life, lies deeper and weighs more than politics and pop music combined.

Football is simple, but playing simple football is much more difficult.

Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. I am quite disappointed with this attitude. I can assure you that he is much more important than that.

The only thing that has never changed in the history of football is the shape of the ball.

Football is life!

I've always viewed football as a pagan fertility festival. Eleven sperm rush across the field, trying to get into the egg. In this sense, for some reason I always felt very sorry for the goalkeeper.

According to the Bible: You will spend five days at work. The seventh day you will give to the Lord. The sixth day will be reserved for football.

Talk to your wife today - football season starts tomorrow.

I cried because I didn't have football shoes, but one day I met a man who didn't have legs.

Life is a game. Football is the most popular game in the world. Therefore, football is life in its absolute manifestation...

Victory shows what you can do, and defeat shows what you are worth.

Alas, the only person who knows how to play football is sitting in front of the microphone.

There are no second halves in life.

Hiding your shortcomings is stupid. You need to work on them and turn them into your strengths, so that later these strengths turn into your second self.

Football was in his blood, but it didn’t spread to his legs.

Football is the most essential of non-essential things. — Statuses about football. Phrases and quotes about football.

I have the best opinion about football. A great game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.

I don't mind losing every match, as long as we win the whole championship!

Have you seen my team's scoring chances and how we dominated the opponent? We could win with a score of 5:1, and I could be the goalkeeper of our team - Statuses about football. Phrases and quotes about football.

Pele is one of the few who disproves my theory: instead of fifteen minutes of fame, he will get fifteen centuries.

The best thing about football is that anyone can play it anytime, anywhere; This is a massive game, played by both adults and children, and it can give you everything from a boost of energy for the whole day to a heart attack.

A football team is like a piano: eight people carry it and three more play it.

To say that all these people pay their shillings to watch 22 mercenaries kick a ball is like saying that a violin is wood and strings, and Hamlet is paper and ink.

Football is oxygen. Take it away from me and I will suffocate!

A true fan is one who plans his life based on the football calendar.

When football players get drunk, they call their former coach.

Football is a drug!

Football is a secondary male sexual characteristic!

The fans who came to the stadium after the match with Porto evoke great respect. If I came, I could not stand it and would throw rotten eggs at the football players.

You can change your religion, car, wife and everything else, but not your favorite football club.

Some people believe that football is a matter of life and death. They are wrong: football is much more important.

Now I am a football fan. I know this because one day I realized that I am not a football fan at all. I am a Chelsea fan. Chelsea is the only team that knows how to play. Chelsea players undoubtedly have the most impressive reproductive organs. Now Stamford Bridge is my church. The people playing there are my Gods.

In a football club there is the holy trinity of players, coach and fans.

In today's football there is only one player who is slightly superior to me - the Spanish Barcelona player Lionel Messi.

You can change your religion, car, wife and everything else, but not your favorite football club.

Football is the best invention of mankind!

Football was in his blood, but it didn’t spread to his legs.

Ronaldo is lucky that Messi plays at the same time as him, and Messi is lucky that there is Ronaldo in football now. This confrontation forces them to squeeze the maximum out of themselves.

Life is a game. Football is the most popular game in the world. Therefore, football is life in its absolute manifestation...

Ronaldo is lucky that Messi plays at the same time as him, and Messi is lucky that there is Ronaldo in football now. This confrontation forces them to squeeze the maximum out of themselves.

Football is a sexy game: everyone screams and twitches.

There is only one phrase that can describe all of football, and that phrase is “If only.”

The pain passes, but the glory lasts forever.

If the final whistle doesn't sound, it means you haven't lost yet.

A person, having once given his heart to football, will be faithful to this game until the end of his life!

It’s not enough to hit the goal, you also have to miss the goalkeeper.

The fans who came to the stadium after the match with Porto evoke great respect. If I came, I could not stand it and would throw rotten eggs at the football players.

It’s not enough to hit the goal, you also have to miss the goalkeeper.

There are no second halves in life.

Football is just a game. You win the ball, pass, score a goal. Everything else is decoration. Thank God, natural beauty does not need decorations.

Football matches on TV are series for men, and Latin American ones have no competition here.

Serious statuses

At some point, football ceases to be just a hobby, and takes up most of your time and thoughts. It is then that it is impossible to do without meaningful statuses on VK about football.

Achieving success is quite possible, but only if you start and finish the workout last every time.
A real football player rarely calls himself an athlete. For him, this is no less than a lifestyle.
The main mistake many players make is that they see a sword and think that they will not have time to reach it. It's scary that this rule applies not only to football.
The secret of great footballers is that they play like children who only have a few minutes left to play before they are sent home.
A good player doesn't have to have a tough personality. Yes, composure and calm hinder the striker, but not the goalkeeper.
Let others score as many goals as they can achieve so much. And you score as much as you want.
The inscription on the back will be remembered only when you do everything to glorify the name on the chest.
Yes, I’m not like everyone else: I fall asleep and wake up thinking about training.
Usually they start playing football with something insignificant, but because of this they can’t quit.
Even football players have hard times. But it’s much easier to experience them, there’s no time to be sad, today is training.

Football is my life

For some, football is just a game, for others it is just a sport. But we know – football is everything! They don't play football, they live by football. Statuses for football players, fans and amateurs.

That same feeling when you wait until summer to enjoy football.
Hit the goal as if it was your last time.
When I'm not online, look for me on the football field.
My first love was football... now it is the love of my life.
I'm marrying a girl who loves football just like me.
My heart is in football.
Life cripples, but a T-shirt heals.
The football field is my second home!
The two main things in my life are family and football.
From morning to night my football is shorter.
There is nothing better than scoring a goal into the top corner.
If I can somehow live without a girl, then I can’t live without football.
I'm a football player!
I have never once in my life regretted choosing football.
Girls can play football too!
The ball is the only thing you can enjoy running after.
I'm my mom's soccer player!
Football is a game that made my childhood happy.
Never put off until tomorrow goals that you can score today!
All people are like people, and I’m a football player!
I'm where the football is.
True fans make plans with an eye on the football calendar!
Do you have a favorite place? And I have it. My favorite place is the football field.
I can't live a day without football. After all, it is very difficult for a person to live without a heart.
Give us back the football we had in childhood...
Football without beer is like a couple without a break!

Unusual football truths

So much has been said about this game that it would seem that no more can be said. Choose cool VK statuses for a football player!

The difference between football and chess is the price of the pieces.
If you keep shooting wide, aim for the goalkeeper.
Why is there so much talk about football around? Because he's worth it. Millions of people around the world cannot be wrong!
The more friends you have who are football fans, the more interesting the feed.
Not a prince, but a good football player.
The harder you hit, the more women's hearts you break.
And only you choose when to score, and for what.
Bad players are always closed - either by opponents or in the locker room.
Are you sure you'll miss? Give the ball to someone else and let him miss!
Not all football players know that in football you need to score goals.

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Wise thoughts

Smart quotes and sayings about football - the most football statuses.

The emblem is on the front, the name is on the back. Be yourself, play, win. But don’t be afraid to pass the ball – the main thing is victory!
If you decide to give your heart to football, then this love will remain with you until your death!
Every football player has a girlfriend, but not every girl has a football player...
Motivations, goals, blah blah. In football there is only one enemy and one goal - the enemy goal!
When a football player has no one left, he has a ball that will never betray.
Emblem on the chest, number on the back, boots on the feet, soul on fire. The sparkle in his eyes, the whistle in his head - that’s what he is, a typical football player.
Ronaldo’s schoolteacher once told him: “Forget about football, it won’t feed you!”
Oh, how cool it is to walk after training with headphones and music in your ears, dreaming about how in the future you will get into big football and play for your favorite team.
A goal for a football player is like a dose for a drug addict. But drugs bring you closer to death, and goals bring you closer to glory!
In large football arenas they play for money, but in courtyards they play for the pleasure and love of football.
It doesn't matter how much your boots cost, but what matters is how many goals you scored in them.
For some they are just a team, but for me they are brothers. For some it’s training, for me it’s spiritual food. For some it’s sport, for me it’s life.
How to become happy? It’s very simple - you take the ball, take your friends, go to the football field, play football!
In football, as in life, you need to talk less and act more.
Play for fun, play for victory. Don't play with hopes of a career - just do what brings you happiness!
If you like to join the attack, you also like to return to the defense.
Sometimes it's better to pass than to make a ridiculous feint.
You can lose the ball, but you can’t switch out of the fight.
It's not always the one who scored the goal who is cool, but the one who paved the way for it.
Take the field and show what you can do!
Before you hit the goal, try to miss the goalkeeper.
After training, you’re as tired as a dog, but this fatigue is so... damn, I wish everyone this kind of fatigue...

I ignored the rules, I love my game too much!

Being a good football player is an incentive not only to play well, but also to lead a healthy lifestyle. This is confirmed by the status about football with meaning.

During class I look at my watch every minute, but during football I completely forget about the time.
Remember, brother, it was there and will go away, but football is what will stay with you until the end.
If you plan your life based on the football calendar, congratulations, you are a fan!
Handsome football players are created so that girls can also watch their matches.
Some learned to score goals, and others, apparently, learned to score in training.
Someone is blocked by a player from the opposing team, but it would be better if he was blocked in the locker room!
My boyfriend gave me his T-shirt. But it would be better not the one in which he played football...

With the spirit of victory

This game is the pinnacle of sports art. There is technique, strength, courage here. Hockey attracts many people. Accordingly, there are many competitors in it. How to prepare yourself for the fight?

What is hockey for you - a game or life? It's simple: a game when you lose, life when you win.
The main thing is not participation, the main thing is the battle.
For some, hockey is just another show on TV, but for others it is a chance to prove that they are worth something.
The brand of your uniform, or even your level of training, is not at all important. The main thing is your zeal. It should change everything.
Respect must first of all be for the opponent.
You must be ready to do everything to win, but there should not be a drop of anger left in your soul.
If you are faced with the fact that no one believes in you, it’s up to you. Believe it yourself!
Life is defined by how much you do to become a better person, not by what you have in the first place.
A hockey player doesn’t need much: just his own team and the opposing team.
Hockey is when you choose training instead of a date.

Popularity of Zenit in Russia

The St. Petersburg club gained enormous fame and popularity in the new millennium, when it began to collect trophies, both in the internal and external arena. The most important title for the club was the UEFA Cup, which the St. Petersburg team won in 2008. By the way, Zenit became the second club in Russian history after CSKA to win this trophy. Other achievements of the Blue-White-Blues in the 21st century include the following:

Winner of the Russian Championship (2007, 2010, 2012, 2015);
Silver medalist of the Russian Championship (2003, 2013, 2014);
Bronze medalist of the Russian Championship (2001, 2009, 2021, 2017);
Winner of the Russian Cup (2010, 2016);
Finalist of the Russian Cup (2002);
UEFA Super Cup (2008).

From the list of achievements it is clear that the St. Petersburg club is one of the best in Russian football. This club defeats everyone in its path, including direct competitors CSKA and Spartak. And what helps the club achieve victories is their own fans, who are ready to come to the stadium in any weather and support them with invigorating chants.

“If they like you, then you’re good. But if they hate you, it means you are the best." - Jose Mourinho

Mourinho, without a doubt, knows a lot about shocking and narcissism; this is evidenced by another of his famous statements: “So many stones have been thrown at me that there are enough of them for a monument.”

However, shocking is not the only thing that occupies this Portuguese specialist; in addition, he has many phrases and expressions from which one can compile a whole volume of football quotes. Here are just a few of them.

“If I wanted an easy job, I would have stayed at Porto, where I had a beautiful blue chair, the Champions Cup, God and after God, immediately me.”

“If Roman Abramovich helps me coach, we will be at the bottom of the standings; If I try to become his business advisor, we will go bankrupt.”

“Do you really want to know about my political preferences? My answer is this: most often I lean towards the 4-3-3 system.”

“In Denmark I can buy eggs or butter, but not footballers” - Max Merkel

Max Merkel is the only non-star. Moreover, it is all to blame for his “long tongue”, because of which Merkel could not stay long at the helm of Atlético Madrid. Atlético never forgave him for the statement: “Spain could have become a wonderful country if there weren’t so many Spaniards in it.” It is worth saying that because of this statement they even wanted to make him persona non grata in Spain.

At the same time, he was adored by both the football press and the public. He was chased by real flocks of reporters, and it is quite possible that it was for this reason that Merkel did not stay in the clubs for long. After all, only in Dor and in “Munich 1860” he was able to stay on the coaching bridge for more than three years. However, even despite this, his achievements are very impressive, for example, victory with Nuremberg in the German Championship, exit from the Bundesliga and victory in the German Cup with Munich 1860, victory in the Austrian Championship with Rapid Vienna.

After finishing his coaching career, Merkel decided to take up literature and wrote a book in which many heads of German football clubs were able to learn quite a lot about themselves. Speaking about Maradona, Merkel once said the following phrase: “From a distance of 50 meters, he can hit any button on the phone with the ball and he won’t make a mistake, he will hit exactly the one he needs!” Most likely, this was the first time the Argentine football legend heard such flattering words from European coaches.

And another very interesting quote from Max Merkel: “I put the players in a semicircle and asked them to turn their heads left and right. Then he asked if they knew what this exercise was for. One says: of course, coach, let’s warm up the neck muscles. No, I tell them, just repeat these movements in case someone asks if you know how to play football.”