The most offensive can only be chants
Statuses about football with meaning are created specifically for those for whom a goal is much more than just an event. After all, a goal from your favorite team is something akin to happiness for a fan...
- Honey, I wouldn't drink beer. It's all football's fault!
- There are people who have a reason to hate football. For example, stadium cleaners...
- Statistics say that you don’t have to be a poet to come up with an offensive chant.
- Some football players not only don’t know how to play football: they don’t know how to use their legs...
- Everyone can root for the champions; not many can be loyal to one team.
- Stepan, who had come from the football match, from the opponent’s stands, did not react in any way to his wife’s usual quirks. As they say, everything is learned by comparison.
- If a girl dates a football player, then she definitely has taste!
Football phrases
It is impossible to imagine this exciting game without its passionate fans. If you are one of them, choose the VK football status .
- The team winning is, of course, important. But for now the main task is to win the fans’ fight.
- In order for your team to never lose, you need to root for those who win.
- In my opinion, it’s time to announce not only the names of the players at matches, but also the names of the most ardent fans.
- Theoretically, the ball cannot disappear from the field. This is only because the Russian Post team does not exist yet.
- When doing everything for your favorite team to win, the main thing is not to come into contact with riot police.
- If the team loses catastrophically, it would be nice to compensate the moral damage to the fans with free beer.
- Among all my unimportant activities, the most important is football.
- If a football fan had his own profession, I would quickly climb the career ladder.
- The referees are annoying not because they know the rules so well, but because they understand the very principle of the game so poorly.
- A good coach should never become a football player, that's a fact.
The bigger the football, the less real game there is.
Cool statuses about football are not only for fans of cool clubs and popular matches. Even an ordinary fan of the game since childhood can find something of their own here.
- Do you also wonder how much money is made in this football?..
- Football is one of the best things that can happen in this world. Thousands of players and millions of fans can't be wrong!
- It seems to me that we love football for its suddenness. That very moment when everything can change in a matter of seconds...
- I sip my beer and think why I’m not on the field. I definitely play no worse. And then I remembered that I couldn’t quit beer...
- I’m far from a poet, but I can come up with a rhyme for the enemy team “once or twice.”
- I am looking for a wealthy, very wealthy man. About me: football team.
- Imagine how poor beer and chip manufacturers would be without the football industry!
Football is a game for centuries, a football player is a reason to be proud
- If you want, you will score, even if you are a girl. You will score even if you are a child.
- It seems to me that the participants in the wars of empires did not suspect that there could be such a “mochilovo” as between the fans of Dynamo and Shakhtar.
- I look at some of the players and think, why don’t you play chess?
- You should have seen my girlfriend’s eyes when she found out how much players from world clubs cost...
- Sometimes it seems to me that I am definitely under the thumb. But your power is nothing when I go to football, woman...
- The family is not without Victor Obinna.
- And there is something Brazilian in Russian football... For example, hockey.
