Statuses about weddings, beautiful and short with meaning

#3. You build a relationship with someone for a very long time, and someone you just marry.

#4. A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say. (Jonathan Swift)

#5. - Will you marry me? - What else can I do for you?

#6. — Don’t you regret that you got married? - Why am I not a person, or what? I feel sorry for him, of course.

#7. Every marriage is built on patience. Moreover, everyone is sure that it is he who suffers.

#8. And I want it so much... I’m in a white dress, there are joyful relatives and friends around... And he looks at me with loving eyes, smiles and says: “Now you are my... wife...”

#9. Every mother hopes that her daughter will have a happier marriage than herself, but no mother hopes that her son will have a better marriage than his father.

#10. Days pass, years pass, and you and I are not together yet, don’t be late, I ask you, don’t let me become someone else’s bride...

#eleven. The main task of a wife: to spend so much that there is not enough for a mistress!

#12. On the eve of the wedding, the mother gives her daughter advice on how to behave with her husband: - Always support him. Try not to discuss important matters before dinner. And never tell me about your quarrels. - Why? - Because you will forgive him, but I won’t.

#13. In the life of every girl there should be not only a little black dress, but also a big white one!

#14. Today I got my best friend married. She was a witness. I went and told her for a month not to throw me a bouquet. I stood in the last row on the side, so that I would definitely not fly in. Imagine, it fell right into your hands! Damn, is it really fate?

#15. - and while I was picking up and scamming me for sex, I was scammed for a wedding :(

#16. Girls, if you are invited to the registry office without a luxury car, a magnificent dress, relatives and champagne, you are being stupidly scammed

#17. Sorry, I'm not ready for a frivolous relationship. Only hardcore, only wedding.

#18. Should I tell my wife the truth or let her be happy?!

#19. Here’s a tradition for everyone: launch pigeons into the sky, and I’ll kick penguins.

#20. “We won’t get married yet,” said Cinderella, putting a lot of new shoes and dresses into the carriage.

#22. Most family conflicts and divorces occur because people initially, even when getting married, want to RECEIVE happiness, and not to GIVE happiness.

#23. Sex - only after the wedding sounds like Link is available only to registered users

#24. The longest marriage in the world lasted 86 years... This, I understand, is love...

#25. Giving me a MARRIAGE... My relatives said: We have PRODUCT... AND YOU... ARE FUCKED! =)

#26. Ahh.. Why didn’t you guess, when you invited me to the wedding, that I would come in a wedding dress and with a bouquet in my hand?)

#27. Let's get married? - Well, what are you starting with?! Well, we communicated normally!

#28. It is very dangerous to meet a woman who completely understands you. This usually ends in marriage.

#29. Marry me! Fuck this university. I will cook and clean better!

#thirty. No wedding has the power of grace until two are married by love.

#31. -Will you come to my wedding? - Yeah why not! - Great, the issue with the groom is resolved.

#32. The wedding should be such that after it, all the young people want to get married.)

#33. the best cargo in the world is in the belly of a toddler

#34. At a friend’s wedding, Ilya pushed his girlfriend so that she wouldn’t catch the bouquet..

#35. It's no secret that a happy marriage is based on a balance of interests and high stress resistance.

#36. White color represents joy. At weddings, women wear white, men wear black.

#37. The necessary conditions for Marriage are Love and Respect between the spouses... if neither of these are met, there is no reason to live together...

#38. A happy marriage is when there is no point in making the bed on the weekend.

#39. - Darling, after the wedding I will allow you to kiss me where no one has kissed me before! - Where? - In Hawaii!

#40. - And why did I just marry you? - I will never forgive you for this.

#41. Hurray... I'm a bride!!! and marry the best man

#42. Most people get married because of an excess of love, but they usually separate because of a lack of it.

#43. At the wedding it became clear that the only thing worse than a drunk groom is a stoned bride

#44. - And you marry me, we will give birth to a girl. I will spoil her... - Why a girl? - She will look like you, beautiful.

#45. -Are you happy in your marriage? - What are you talking about! But I just now found out that I was very happy before marriage!

#46. Why is it only in Russia that money put aside for a “rainy day” is spent on a wedding?

#47. Student wedding: -Wait, why doesn’t the bride drink? -So she didn’t chip in!

#48. Marriage is a relationship where one is always right, and the other is the husband :)

#49. Sooner or later you will get married. Either you get a good person, or the condom is bad.

#50. A marriage lasting less than a year should be called a lease.

#51. Tomorrow we have a wedding and we will be together forever...

#52. Marriage is like scissors: the spouses are connected in such a way that they cannot be separated: they often move in the opposite direction, however. Anyone who gets between them will feel bad.

#53. The desire to get married continued until breakfast, and then passed.

Cool statuses about the wedding

You can't ruin a wedding with vodka.

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The wedding should be such that, leaving it, all the single invitees dream of getting married.

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The wedding should not be with someone you can live with! And with someone you can’t live without!

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A wedding is an elegant drinking party.

Seeing the groom in the bride's wedding dress before the wedding is a bad omen.

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The head at the wedding is like mayonnaise. No matter how you twist it, it will still end up in the salad.

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Why do India have the strongest marriages? Yes, because for a wedding they give a gun to a husband, and a red dot is drawn on a woman’s forehead.

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REGISTRY OFFICE - Air Base of Citizens of the Country.

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A wedding is not the end of the affair, but it is already the end of romance.

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The wedding was so fun that we forgot the certificate in the limousine. The next day, the husband and the witness went to the garage of the company where they ordered the car. Oil painting - TWO MEN come in with the words “hello, we had a wedding yesterday...

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IF the witness says that he knows the bride well, then he has already managed to examine her.

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At the wedding, the families of the bride and groom act as football teams, defending the colors of their club.

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The fact that the wedding was delayed became clear when the bride was stolen by obstetricians.

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Having sobered up, you realize that the wedding is golden.

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“First the wedding, then the sex!” - the witness whispered to the witness in the registry office.

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Someone get married. I really want to go to the wedding.

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Phrases at a wedding that lead to a fight.

I am sincerely happy, Kolyan, for you and for this chick.

Kolyan, make everything beautiful tonight, like yesterday at the bachelor party

Stuffed cabbage rolls are shit!

And even if all this is in the air, we are still happy for you

Hello, we are your neighbors downstairs. Turn down the music please

I've known the bride for a long time, she has a great tattoo on her ass

I congratulate you and give you this book...

Excuse me, is it the bride's breasts or belly?

I never thought that we would become related to Armenians

By the time of the wedding, the bride is usually in seventh heaven with happiness and in the sixth month with carelessness.

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No wedding before sex!

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Dear friends. Today, only the closest and dearest people gathered at this wedding. So it will be difficult to provoke a fight, but I'm a professional!

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Let's listen to Mendelssohn's march in a solemn atmosphere

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AFTER THE WEDDING

Out of excitement, the husband could not insert the key into the lock. And the wife muttered: “Yes... A good start.”

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Fools get married, smart people get married...

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Since we got married, we have never had a fight... even if the SECOND DAY PASSED THIS way...

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There is no fight, the accordion wheezes, playing, And resentment has risen in my soul - Either the vodka has become nothing at all, Or the wedding is so-so, it was not a success!

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The wedding was quiet. There was wi-fi in the restaurant

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“Another fool has gone to wash the dishes,” my dad says jokingly if he sees the wedding procession.

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The most common phrase on the first wedding night: - And here it’s only 1000 rubles! They are also called friends!…

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At the wedding, the mother-in-law encouraged her son-in-law: “I don’t know what it’s like about the food, but you’ll have food for thought!”

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2 mistakes of thoughts when getting married: He - now she won’t get away from me She - loves, which means I can change him

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The best way to remember your wedding is to take out a loan for it.

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And then we went to the registry office and informed the state that we were sleeping together...

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Announcement. I'm looking for a prestigious job, an apartment, a car, a dacha, a yacht. ps: I'll give it away after the wedding.

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A wedding without a fight is not a wedding, but a children's party.

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Excessive alcohol consumption can lead to marriage.

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Before the wedding: HE: Hurray! Finally! I couldn't wait anymore!!! SHE: Should I leave? HE: No, don’t even think about it! SHE: Do you love me? HE: Of course! SHE: Have you ever cheated on me? HE: No, how did this come to your mind? SHE: Will you kiss me? HE: I will! SHE: Are you going to beat me? HE: No way! SHE: Can I trust you?

After the wedding - read from bottom to top.

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I was recently at a wedding. A complete deception: the bride was passed off as the groom!

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A wedding is the best way to see distant relatives up close and personal.

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A wedding is a celebration of the confiscation of personal property.

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When the bride throws a bouquet, and a crowd of girls tries to catch it, the guys on the sidelines frantically think: “At least it’s not mine, at least it’s not mine!”

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From the women's forum: - It hasn't healed before the wedding, what should I do??!!

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A speech at the registry office is like a licensing agreement: no one is interested, but you have to say “I agree.”

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The wedding ceremony is coming to an end. Relatives and friends can say goodbye to the groom.

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Girls who are “no-no” before the wedding, after the wedding usually say “I-i-i-i-h-a-a-a!”

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All wedding photographers should be burned at the stake. All except one - let him take a photo as if I were holding a fire on my palm.

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Established fact: A wedding is the only drinking party that a woman has dreamed of since childhood.

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The wedding cortege is rushing like an arrow, The bride in it doesn’t look bad, Soon the inevitable will happen, As soon as they catch up with the groom.

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Do you know that when newlyweds, holding hands, go to the registry office, then, as a rule, the groom ends up with bruises on his hand?

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Again, someone's surrender - they play the wedding march.

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The marriage certificate is a driver's license, which is awarded before the test.

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I promised, get married! And there’s no point in poking me with a certificate from the madhouse!

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A real woman should be married three times: the first - for SHOCK, the second - for CHIC, the third - for CHECK.

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Getting married at 18 is like leaving a cool party at 9:30 p.m.

Are you ready to be with me online, through thick and thin, until a network failure separates us?

Meet me at the altar. I'll be in white.

If you watch a girl for a long time, you can see how she gets married...

The next stop is “getting married.” Let's go, girls, let's go!

Marriage is a relationship between two people, one of whom is always right, and the other is the husband.

White color represents joy. At weddings, women wear white, men wear black.

In the family, everything is shared equally: a tie for the husband, a fur coat for the wife!

A marriage certificate is a driver's license, which is awarded before the test.

I caught the bouquet, all I have to do is find the groom!

You don’t offer me your hand, you don’t have a heart... Let me at least sit on your neck!

I love weddings. Everyone is happy, everything is beautiful, and they even give a cake: the bride pretends that she is a virgin, the groom pretends that he has found the one and only one, the parents on both sides pretend that they like each other...

The first time I saw him, I thought: we’ll name the boy whatever I want, and the girl whatever he wants.

Happiness is when you meet your ex with a girl, she is scary, and you walk out arm in arm with an oligarch from a wedding salon.

I figured everything out and married for love.

It’s trivial - it’s a mess for the ears and for bed... But for the hair and in the registry office - this is original.

A second marriage is a victory of hope over common sense.

Thanks to the white dress, the groom can see whether the bride is a pig or not at the end of the wedding.

I asked my beloved to make me a sandwich. I made it, ate it - delicious. I asked for more, and she told me: “I can’t. It was a demo version of a caring woman. You can purchase a license only after registering your marriage.”

Do you think we’ll stop communicating with you?! No matter how it is! I will still dance at your wedding! In the bride's dress!

Cinderella: - The shoe suits me, when is the wedding? Prince: - It was the semi-final. Now we will try on the bra...

Only my husband will have the best wife!

Don't marry someone you can live with. Marry the one you can't live without.

The wife must be carried in her arms; she will sit on her neck.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong.

A wedding ring on a man’s finger means “be careful, you’re married!” The woman says, “Be brave, I’m still married!”

Someday you will call me and ask: “What are you doing?” And I will answer: “I’m getting married!”

Happinnes exists! I know him! I know his phone number, his habits, the color of his eyes. We wake up together, drink morning coffee and wear matching wedding rings!..

The question is not whether to marry this man or not. The question is, what to do with the rest?

Rida Khasanova

wedding statuses

Choose a wedding status!
From a kiss to a quarrel is one step, and from a quarrel to a kiss is a week, or even new boots!

- Let's go for a walk? - Sorry, I can't. -Why? -I'm going to the wedding... -Hmm, and then? -And then I’ll be married

A man feels seven years older the day after his wedding.

-Where would you like to be forever? -On page 14 of your passport...

In the family, everything is shared equally: the husband gets a tie, the wife gets a fur coat!

Every woman, in addition to the child she gave birth to, also has a child given birth to by her mother-in-law!

The rings on the roof of the wedding car mean that the score is still 0:0.

A wedding is good, a wedding bouquet is even better

After the wedding, I started having vision problems! I don't see money!…

Before the wedding, the groom often calls the bride a mouse, a bird, etc. With every year of marriage, animals become larger and larger...

Many girls marry men who remind them of their father. Is this why their mothers cry at the wedding ceremony?

A second marriage is a victory of hope over common sense.

If there is agreement, there will be happiness! From now on, only “We” is not “I”, and there will be a strong family!

- I want to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage! - Look, you’re so cunning! Take it all!

The desire to get married continued until breakfast, and then passed.

The rings on the roof of the wedding car mean that the initial score is 0:0

Sex only after marriage" sounds like "Link is available only to registered users"

- Dad, I'm getting married! -I don’t know anything, when it gets dark, go home.

you fool, there’s a ring there, I want to marry you. yay...

I’ll ask you one thing, Don’t test me in vain. I’ll invite you to the wedding. But don’t count on more!

- honey, eat a piece of cake. - No, I don’t want to. - Well, eat it.. - I actually don’t eat after six. -eat

Seeing the number of my friends in contact, my mother said: “No, son, we can’t pull off such a wedding!”

Actually... I don't care about your plans! In my plans, I will marry you in a couple of years!).

If you want to marry a smart, beautiful and rich woman, marry three times

What's a Russian wedding without a fight? Hooray!

So that you celebrate your wedding at McDonalds.

And I will invite him to my wedding! Not because I’m so kind, but because there can’t be a wedding without a groom!

The wife must be carried in her arms, and then she will sit on her neck

It’s trivial - it’s a mess for the ears and for bed... But for the hair and in the registry office - this is original...

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The rings on the roof of the wedding car mean that the initial score is 0:0

A second marriage is a victory of hope over common sense.

Every woman, in addition to the child she gave birth to, also has a child given birth to by her mother-in-law!

- Let's go for a walk? - Sorry, I can't. -Why? -I'm going to the wedding... -Hmm, and then? -And then I’ll be married

Before the wedding, the groom often calls the bride a mouse, a bird, etc. With every year of marriage, animals become larger and larger...

Mom's wishes for her daughter's wedding

Our dear daughter, today you are the most beautiful bride in the world!
We are happy to see your sparkling eyes, your smile, to see how touchingly you hold your husband’s hand. We wish your family to be strong and friendly. Love, respect, take care of each other. Be a wise, patient, caring wife, and let your husband be a strong, loving, faithful spouse. Congratulations to you! Our dear daughter, We congratulate you on your wedding, We wish you to be happy and loved in a joyful marriage.

Let the family give strength, awaken inspiration, let life be rich for beautiful moments.

Dear daughter! Today is a special day for you - you are starting your own family. I wish you to carry your love with your husband throughout your life, gain mutual respect, and maintain patience. Advice and love, healthy and beautiful children!

Beautiful daughter, beautiful bride, Well, it’s just impossible to take your eyes off! Your wedding was a first-class success, and your husband is a sight for sore eyes, reasonable, reliable.

Appreciate your family, let it be strong, like a fortress of loyalty and respect, let the eternal source of love nourish you, and we look forward to adding more from you.

Our dear daughter, We bless you, You have become older today, You are in a white dress, with flowers, You look sweet together With your future husband, You are a beautiful bride, He is an excellent family man! Let love reign in the family, May the blood boil, Happiness, joy, warmth, May you be happy!

My dear daughter, On this bright bright day, We sincerely wish you happiness full of drops.

Be a support for each other, a car of happiness and love! May your cozy new home be filled with joy.

May you live amicably and beautifully, May wealth make you laugh, May your life not be boring, May only laughter sound in the house.

Today you are as beautiful as a winch, your eyes glow with love. Today you will become a wife, And fly away from our nest. Let a woman’s happiness always be with you, And you, son, keep her in peace, Then your family that you created will be the strongest and happiest. After all, everything is possible only where there is love.

Dear daughter, on this wonderful day We are giving you into other hands, Let your marriage be strong as flint, And rush past troubles and separation.

Always be a kind, faithful wife, Be a support and support for your husband, So that you are a wonderful family, And there are no quarrels in your home.

Our daughter has grown up, fluttered away from the nest, and the groom is very respectable, you and him are a perfect match!

Let us wish you, hand in hand, to always walk according to fate, neither treason nor separation, without meeting on the way!

We are looking forward to the arrival of angels, We are looking forward to grandchildren, And may your marriage be strengthened more and more every day!

Daughter, today you gain a new status, Now you will become your beloved wife, I wish you a strong, long relationship, Feelings of sincere, right decisions!

Let your husband respect, extol, bring gifts and joy to life, let the Star of Luck come with you, let the Guardian circle above your heads!

Statuses about the wedding

In novels, the plot progresses more and more and ends with a wedding, but in life, on the contrary, everything just begins with a wedding.

The most difficult moment in preparing for a wedding is choosing a groom.

There is no more appropriate punishment for loving hearts than a crown.

The husband is forbidden to forget about the main family holiday - his wife’s wedding day.

I tried on a wedding dress. I looked at myself in the mirror. And even if you don’t get married, it’s a pity to give such beauty into a man’s hands...

The wedding should be such that, leaving it, all the single invitees dream of getting married.

Marriage is a means of solving one’s problems: where to live, who to exploit, at whose expense to profit,

White is the color of nourished milk, black is the color of the grief of those who were burned and buried. I am alarmed by the black color of a men's suit at a wedding.

One careless word and you're married.

How is a wedding different from a fight? After a fight they don’t wave their fists)))

She was so prudent that she even demanded that a boomerang be attached to her wedding bouquet.

Take me! Not just like that, but as a wife!

I put up a new photo from a wedding with a caught bridal bouquet. An hour later, all the male friends left nah...

I am kind, white and fluffy, and with a ring on my ring finger I will become simply wonderful, honestly...

I'm not just waiting for spring, I'm waiting for its happiest day, our wedding day!

Wedding Anniversary Quotes

To tell everything about your happy day - your wedding anniversary, you can use famous sayings

famous people about family life.

Honore de Balzac said: “One must believe in marriage as well as in the immortality of the soul.”

Beautiful words for those spouses who want to emphasize that their love for each other will never die.

You can simply confess your love to your spouse in an original way using a quote

Paula Sweeney: "I love being my husband's wife." Or in the words of Martin Luther King, to emphasize that marriage is the daily work of two people: “Chains cannot hold a marriage. It will be held in place by many tiny threads that people have been sewing for many years.”

Other wedding anniversary quotes:

True happiness is when, 5 years after the wedding, butterflies in your stomach are still fluttering even just from his glance.
Why is a wedding ring worn on the ring finger? Because it has a vein that leads to the heart. So you have been in my heart for a whole year now.
Life is like a sensual dance lasting 15 years!

Our feelings are unchanged, just like a bouquet of red roses.

Statuses about the wedding

Marry not the one you can live with, but the one you can’t live without.

-Where have you been? -I spent the night with a friend. The wife calls all his best friends - he spent the night with three, he is still sleeping with two, and he answered the phone himself with one.

- Do you think we won’t communicate anymore?! Don't worry! I'll also go to your wedding. In the bride's dress.

- Honey, you got so fat after the wedding! - Look at yourself! Wow, what a momon he grew! - This is not Momon, but the Hill of Glory! - Well, yes, but under it lies the Fallen Warrior?

What Russian doesn't like driving fast and making a face at a wedding?!

The desire to get married did not last long - until the end of sexual intercourse, and then suddenly passed.

Before marriage, women figuratively drive men crazy, and after marriage, they act out to the fullest!

-If you don't shut up, I'll file a complaint! . To the registry office! - I’m silent, honey! I'm silent, my love!

- You will only get sex after the wedding ring is on my finger! — Honey, it sounds like this file is available only to registered users.

Getting married means halving your rights and doubling your responsibilities.

Before the wedding, the groom often calls the bride a mouse, a bird, etc. With every year of marriage, animals become larger and larger

If there is agreement, there will be happiness! From now on, only “We” – not “I”, and there will be a strong family!

A second marriage is a victory of hope over common sense.

And I will invite him to my wedding! Not because I’m so kind, but because there can’t be a wedding without a groom!

What's a Russian wedding without a fight? Hooray!

If you want to marry a smart, beautiful and rich woman, marry three times

Many men, having fallen in love with a dimple, mistakenly marry the whole girl.

I love weddings. Everyone is happy, everything is beautiful, and they even give you a cake. — The bride pretends that she is a virgin, the groom pretends that he has found the one and only, parents on both sides pretend that they like each other

A man feels seven years older the day after his wedding.

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A wedding is the most important and transitional stage in the relationship of a couple in love. Before such an event they are very worried and, of course, they prepare for it for a long time, which explains the statuses about the wedding that appear on the pages of lovers. A wedding is an event that it is impossible not to talk or write about.

For any user of classmates, and for all of humanity in general, a wedding is associated with something bright, good, amazing! This is an unforgettable moment in life! And, of course, when it comes, it is impossible to remain silent about it on social networks, so people write statuses about the wedding.

On ICQ, statuses about a wedding—your own or someone else’s—almost always convey only the most delightful and positive emotions. The excitement of participating in this event is transferred to the virtual world with the help of these phrases. And if you also write your wedding congratulations to the newlyweds in your status, they will be very pleased!

Interesting hashtags and posts about the anniversary of marriage

The anniversary of marriage is usually celebrated more widely and festively than intermediate dates. These include: pink (10 years), silver (25 years), gold (50 years) and others.

On such days, you can congratulate your loved one not only with a gift and warm words, but also by posting a touching post about your wedding anniversary on your social network page

Examples of such posts:

We celebrate our wedding anniversary - this is a real holiday of sincere love, happiness and mutual understanding. May all the next years of our lives pass in the same atmosphere of calm and serenity as the previous ones. Our feelings are becoming stronger and stronger every day, and we wish everyone in their lives to experience true love - the kind that we have.
My dear husband! I am happy to be with you for almost 30 years. May God protect our family and our feelings. And I will always be by your side, giving you my love and gratitude.

Such words about love can be supported by hashtags

to highlight the individuality of the couple. For example, these hashtags:

#25yearstogether;
#SolovievGoldenWedding;
#10yearsoflove.