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Beautiful quotes about chocolate (100 quotes)

One of humanity's favorite sweets is chocolate. And it makes no difference whether a man loves this sweet treat or a woman. There is a favorite variety for everyone. Previously, there was only one type of chocolate - dark, natural chocolate without impurities, but now there is milk chocolate, with the addition of cream and milk, and also white, which is loved by sweet tooths around the world. After all, chocolate itself is very bitter, but by adding various fillings to it, humanity has learned to dilute the original taste, obtaining extremely unusual compositions. Nuts, raisins, dried fruits, hot peppers, alcohol, soufflé: all this was added and mixed into chocolate bars, which is why it is difficult to consider such a work of art as ordinary chocolate. This collection contains beautiful quotes about chocolate.

What could be more wonderful - snowflakes are dancing outside the window, your favorite music is playing in your headphones, your phone is ringing off the hook, and chocolate is melting in your mouth.

Everything else is just food. And chocolate is chocolate

Real strength lies in first breaking a frozen chocolate bar with your bare hands, eating one piece and... stopping!

Chocolate can melt any lady's heart

Chocolate is a passport to a new world. A world filled with happiness, smiles and rainbow colors. A world in which everything is possible! –

All I need is love - and a little chocolate.

How lifeless you are! The reason lies in the fact that you only notice the bad in everything and don’t like chocolate.

Ice cream, cake, lollipops and chocolate. everything is like in childhood, so funny..

Although childhood is already far in the past, nothing brings as much joy as a chocolate bar or other sweets bought by mom.

There are only two categories of people in the world: those who love chocolate and godless communists.

Ask people if they like chocolate? Ten out of nine will answer yes. The tenth one will simply lie.

I like you more than chocolate ice cream... and believe me, that means a lot...

It seems to us that we have matured. But deep down we always remain children. When sadness comes, we cry and snack on grief with chocolate. When we feel happiness, we joyfully drown in his arms, tasting the smell of his perfume.

Everything else is just food. And chocolate is chocolate.

Chocolate is not a privilege, it is a right!

Chocolate is not a privilege, it's a right

No matter how much chocolate you buy, you still have to run twice!

Without me, this chocolate is nothing. But once you put it in my mouth, it becomes a pleasure. He needs me.

No chocolate - no breakfast!

Chocolate is a good thing. There are young ladies who love only the bitter variety - arrogant gourmands.

There are 3 main things in life - the Internet, Chocolate and... you my dear... lip gloss...

When you're full of chocolate, you feel godlike, like you can defeat enemies, command armies, and seduce lovers.

Love is when you give away the last piece of chocolate and you don’t feel sorry one bit.

You really want hot chocolate with a scoop of ice cream, and the impatient wait for a replacement brightens up the dullness of the haul. Chocolate in fast food, ice cream in a tent. This surrogate can hardly be called chocolate, but the feeling of happiness is real. How little is needed for happiness.

Chocolate is like a symbol of a light, sparkling life that cannot be curbed by any prohibitions

Real weapons make me nervous. I handle chocolates better.

Love is dark chocolate.

Love is nothing more than a substitute for chocolate.

For some reason I always receive “disappearing gifts”. Promises that people forget about. Flowers dying after a few days. And the chocolate melting inside...

What could be more wonderful - snowflakes are dancing outside the window, your favorite music is playing in your headphones, your phone is ringing off the hook, and chocolate is melting in your mouth.

And who also buys you your favorite chocolate bar when you feel bad?

How slowly time sometimes passes, or how quickly sometimes everything in life can change, or how, when all other means have been tried, an ordinary chocolate bar helps.

Chocolate is not a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate

I can't stop eating chocolate. Chocolate milk, a candy bar, another candy bar, an empty candy bar container. This is bad.

Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar with your bare hands and then eat just one piece.

He gives me chocolate, and I give him my heart... and I don’t even mind giving it away because I love him!

Men and chocolate are my two feminine weaknesses. But I will definitely find the strength to resist the first one!

Chocolate spoils your figure, and its absence spoils your mood!

And sometimes you want chocolate precisely because you want chocolate

Thoughts must be pure and as thick as chocolate.

Look, there is no other metaphysics in the world like chocolate.

Love is dark chocolate.

Love has no meaning, age, logic, but it tastes like delicious chocolates...

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what filling you'll get.

To be happy, sometimes you just need a piece of chocolate... And that's not it...

Only Milka chocolate and your smile can lift my mood...

Life is like a box of chocolates: all the fun is inside!

There is no truer love than the love of chocolate...

Lord, please send me some chocolate. since love is too much...

I wish my diet would end soon so I could eat chocolates in peace. Or rather, I eat them... but somehow I’m not calm...

All my chocolates are about you, until the very last piece

Chocolate is love that you can give to yourself.

Salty chocolate???? ugh, disgusting, this doesn’t happen!!!! -you say, ha, just like what happens when you bite your tears with chocolate....it’s against me, but it’s easier this way...

There is no truer love than the love of chocolate...

I love soap bubbles, Ferris wheel, chocolate, cotton candy, balloons. I rejoice at the little children and wait for my little prince..

I wish my diet would end soon so I could eat chocolates in peace. Or rather, I eat them... but somehow I’m not calm...

Chocolate can even heal a broken heart.

Chocolate is love that you can give to yourself.

No chocolate - no breakfast!

Chemically speaking, chocolate is truly the best food in the world.

I have chocolate eyes, marmalade hair, condensed milk flows through my veins... your ass will stick together from me, sweetie!

Men and chocolate are my two feminine weaknesses. But I will definitely find the strength to resist the first one!

There are people whose even the black and white stripes of their lives are made of chocolate!

Winter awakens the appetite. While there is snow on the streets, chocolate cake is the best medicine.

Chemically speaking, chocolate is truly the best food in the world.

One chocolate bar says: “Don’t slow down,” the other: “Take a break.” There is only one thing left to do - don’t talk to chocolates.

Thoughts must be pure and as thick as chocolate

One little sweetness will save you from many sorrows.

True aristocrats always start their day with a serving of chocolate

If you put a woman before a choice - you or a chocolate bar, then it’s better not to risk it.

The road to heaven is paved with chocolate

Research shows that fourteen out of ten people like chocolate.

Do you remember how in childhood we went out into the yard and shouted to a friend through the window, then we didn’t need the Internet, a mobile phone, money wasn’t so important to us... All we needed for happiness was chocolate or ice cream that we could share with friends! that's happiness.

Of course, I have always loved chocolate. To enjoy it, you don’t have to be in a situation where your life hangs by a thread.

There are people whose even the black and white stripes of their lives are made of chocolate.

Nothing repels nightmares like hot chocolate and a big hug.

Too much chocolate is just the right amount!

We all sometimes dream of impossible dreams, but as soon as we eat a chocolate bar, it becomes easier.

It is not chocolate that replaces love, but love that replaces chocolate!

When it rains, I don't curse the heavens, I just take an umbrella with me. When I'm in a bad mood, I try not to ruin it for others... I just treat myself to my favorite chocolate.

I don’t know about you, but I’m afraid to eat chocolate, drink immunele and coffee in the morning, because I don’t want to look at the hedgehogs on the balcony that somehow miraculously got there, see purple cows and a white animal with blue ears...

True aristocrats always start their day with a serving of chocolate.

New life without you: 2 kg of chocolates, 3 liters of cola, 2 packs of cigarettes, 1 kg of caramels, 4 collections of melodramas.. Oh, yes.. And the flood of neighbors below with tears..

Willpower is when you break a chocolate bar into four pieces and eat only one.

“Everything will be in chocolate” - everyone thinks this about their life. The main thing is that sweet thoughts do not remain just dreams.

Chocolate is like a symbol of light, sparkling real life, which cannot be tamed by any prohibitions.

When I eat milk chocolate, I mentally remember you because this chocolate is your favorite..

I’ve never heard the words “just” and “candy” used in the same sentence!

Everything else is just food. And chocolate is chocolate.

My father and mother had almost no time left for me. I remembered that no one needed me, and all my life I doubted that it could be different. Chocolate was my only love, and it never betrayed me.

I'll think about you throughout the whole chocolate bar. Until the last piece...

Real strength lies in first breaking a frozen chocolate bar with your bare hands, eating one piece and... stopping!

There is no truer love than the love of chocolate.

There are people whose even the black and white stripes of their lives are made of chocolate.

Chocolate is a passport to a new world. A world filled with happiness, smiles and rainbow colors. A world in which everything is possible!

Chocolate is not a matter of life and death, it is much more important

You know that chocolate promotes the production of endorphins. Creates a feeling of falling in love.

It's time for my mint chocolate chip sundae obsession.

How lifeless you are! The reason lies in the fact that you only notice the bad in everything and don’t like chocolate.

What could be more wonderful - snowflakes are dancing outside the window, your favorite music is playing in your headphones, your phone is ringing off the hook, and chocolate is melting in your mouth.

Sweet Dreams

People with a sweet tooth even have sweet dreams!

  1. I dream that my life will be as tasty and bright as my favorite dessert.
  2. May my love be sweet, hot and tender, like chocolate!
  3. The more sweets I eat, the less often sad thoughts come to me.
  4. Sweets are a source of energy to achieve my goals.
  5. I want kisses as tender as meringue, sweet as chocolate, and strong as candy!
  6. I don't dream of a sweet life, I already have it.
  7. Do you dream of losing weight? And I dream of pampering my loved ones with a delicious homemade cake! And I consider myself the happiest person in the world.
  8. Making sweets means creating happiness with your own hands. I will never give up this pleasure.
  9. If sugar is white death, then I want to ask: how can death be so sweet?
  10. I eat sweets only in moderation. And only I myself determine this measure.
  11. Every day I dream of eating something sweet. And every day I make my dream come true. I think my life is almost perfect!

What are you willing to do for dessert?

Statuses about the sweet life will help show that you are ready to do anything for your favorite dessert.

  1. For the sake of her beloved, she is ready to sweat for hours in the gym. For the sake of your favorite cake, of course!
  2. I always reward myself for achievements with my favorite dessert. Therefore, we have to achieve new successes every day!
  3. I'm ready to give up anything for milk chocolate. For example, from dark chocolate.
  4. I know how to make my life truly sweet. And a couple of extra pounds only makes me more appetizing.
  5. I would rather refuse a man who hints that he needs to lose weight than my favorite dessert. A man doesn’t always make me happy, but a cake can make me happy at any moment.
  6. I was told that dessert can only be eaten after soup. That's why I learned how to make sweet soups.
  7. Sweets make me beautiful and happy. And if someone thinks that I lead an unhealthy lifestyle, then he is simply jealous of me.
  8. In a world where thinness is valued, you have to dare to admit your love for chocolates and cakes.
  9. I would prefer to be a satisfied and happy chubby woman, rather than skinny and always dissatisfied. That's why my choice is sweets!
  10. I consider chocolate to be my best friend. He will always console you, give you strength and energy and help you cope with any troubles. In addition, it is available 24 hours a day. And you have such friends!
  11. There is nothing I wouldn't do for my favorite cake.
  12. I love sweets so much that I’m even ready to give up healthy food for them. What else is worth such sacrifices?
  13. Hot chocolate is worth all the suffering and hardship in this world.

Now you know how to tell the world about your love for sweets! Choose the appropriate status and set it on your social network page!

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