Only mink!
Not only valuable fur, but a mischievous sparkle in the eyes! You will go to great lengths to see it - statuses about mink coats.
- Promotion in the theater from the cloakroom attendant: “Buy a fur coat and get binoculars as a gift!”
- Not every chicken suits a mink coat!
- Life is unfair... If a man wants sex, that’s all right, that’s how it should be. And if a girl wanted a fur coat, then it’s mercantile rubbish.
- A mink coat is especially nice when you need to show off in front of a woman you don't really like!
- Those who don’t know how to throw tantrums go without a mink coat!
- A real woman must say at least once in her life: “I want another fur coat!”
- Winter is coming... birds are flying south, bunnies are changing their coats. Do you think I'm a bunny or a bird?
- The child with the fur coat is picked up from kindergarten!
- Elegance is when you know how to wear a mink coat like a regular coat, and a regular coat like a mink coat!
- If a wife can be judged by her husband's shirts, then let's judge a husband by his wife's fur coats!
- Fur is the easiest way to be successful with girls! And the higher the cost of fur, the easier it is!
- I need to buy myself a fur coat and please my husband!
- A little body placed in a fur coat is a happy little body!
- It seems like there is emancipation, equality... but for some reason men only have more responsibilities. But it all started out well: he built a house - he was already a man! And now, not only build a house, then plant more trees, find a ticket to the sea, buy a fur coat...
- Honey, your otter coat looks like you were born wearing it!
- It takes about 40 minks to make one good fur coat... and 5-6 buyers.
- There is dirty money, and there is wet money... Wet money is the kind of money that the husband gave to buy a fur coat. Money soaked in tears.
Statuses about fur coats
Everyone is wondering: do I have a husband? Someone asked if I had an appetite, a mink coat, a car, if I had been to Cyprus!..she would never forgive him for yet another betrayal, but everything was ruined by a new mink coat!
Dating in winter? Yeah, you’re walking, a hundred sweaters, grandma’s mittens, felt boots, a fur coat down to your toes, a scarf wrapped around you, you can’t see your face. - Hello, I'm a fucking penguin!
- Wow, cool fur coat, how much did you give for it? - TWICE)
Only a girl can go to the store to buy bread and buy herself a fur coat!
- ABOUT! Pray, pray, what are you doing?! - I’m eating fur coat! And you? “And I was having fun with a woman, and then my husband came!” Here I am now. - Which husband? - Kolka, I think! - Kolyan?! It was he who gave me a fur coat! Kolyan, he's here! Come here!
Darling, what should I give you for your birthday? - A mink coat of course! - Why do you need a fur coat in summer? “And by winter, you and I may quarrel and break up.” Where else can I find such a fool?
- Honey, let's get a kitten! - No, you know, I’m allergic to animal fur. - It’s strange that you are allergic to a cat, but not to a mink coat?...
Husband: - Honey, I bought you a mink coat! Wife: - Honey, it's all full of holes, isn't it? Husband: - Not in holes, in minks!
A real man should help a woman take off her fur coat so that she herself wants to take off everything else...
- Let me express my most sincere sympathy to you! - says the man to his friend. - And for what reason? — Yesterday my wife bought a mink coat! - But what does this have to do with me? - And despite the fact that tomorrow she wants to visit your wife!
Dear, I will believe that you were at the meeting if you believe that I found this mink coat near the entrance!
I wonder if in the summer someone will take pictures in a fur coat and UGG boots, just like they took pictures in the winter without jackets? 
A girl should not do three things in life: 1. get hung up; 2. like a fool; 3. on a fur coat =D
Popular sign: if your wife unexpectedly gives you a tie, it means that she has already stopped liking the new mink coat.
After another scandal with her husband, a colleague comes in wearing a new fur coat. - What a fur coat! - we admire. “This is not a fur coat,” she says tiredly. - This is a petition for clemency.
If you chase two hares, you will get both a fur coat and meat. The main thing is to be able to run fast!
I dream of a fur coat from Cheburashka, but I won’t refuse a belt from Gena either.
What do you think in love everything is so simple! This is not for you to tuck your fur coat into your panties!
“I’m the Ideal Girl” - I can cook. No headache. I speak quietly. There is a fur coat)
The guy is like a fur coat. Of course, you love him very much, but why do you need him in Egypt or Turkey? There are their...
Masha would never forgive Seryozha for betraying him, but the new fur coat ruined everything.
A man and a woman in a store. Him: Yeah... great fur coat, if I weren't so greedy, I would buy it.
Prepare your husband in the summer for a fur coat in winter.
Why do I need your fur coat if I have two dressing gowns!? =P
Darling, stop crying, dry your tears, I’ll buy you a mink coat, I’ll buy it.
Yesterday my daughter and I drew a kitten. In the morning we found the same one outside the door. Today we will draw an apartment, a car and a fur coat...
Even the herring prefers a fur coat for the New Year! So why bother with stupid questions: “What do you want, dear?” ))
A message to girls who are too lazy to shave their legs in winter: “Tights won’t hide that fur coat on your legs!”
What a weather! And you can’t wear a fur coat and it’s cold to walk around in a coat(
40% of women like winter, and 60% - not so much. The same survey showed that 40% of women have a fur coat, and 60% do not.
—Who is a diplomat? — A man who can convince his wife that a luxurious mink coat makes her look fat.
- What kind of fur is your fur coat made of? - From an otter. - Lies on you as if you were born in it!
Fur coats, fur coats, fur coats!
Even women's logic gives in to the opportunity to put on such a nice and delicate fur coat! Statuses about fur coats that are priceless.
- The duality of female logic: mice are scary, but a fur coat made of dead rodents is divine bliss!
- Even rabbits change their coats twice a year! Why am I worse?!
- Priceless fur coat - free fur coat!
- It is not the fur coat that complements the girl, but the girl that complements the fur coat!
- My husband saved some money... I think I know who will soon have a new fur coat!
- I will walk past you in a mink coat, and you will look at me like wolves!
- The most important part of a woman’s shoulders is the natural fur coat!
- Kids, buy fur coats while you are young... when you get old, no one will care anymore!
- If your husband doesn’t want to buy a fur coat, then remind him that you are alone, but he has two kidneys!
- A real man would not be shy to knock on the table and say: “Today you will have a new fur coat, whether you like it or not!”
- Yes, sir. Choose: either a mink coat or go to hell!
- My ex's worst habit? For five years he promised to buy me a fur coat...
- Each girl is a bright and individual personality! But everyone loves fur coats!
- If you at least once give in to your wife’s persuasion to buy a fur coat, then after that you will no longer be able to stop her!
- I love mink coats so much that I agree to be a mink!
- The only thing a girl can be happier about than a new fur coat is her friend’s failure with a fur coat!
- A man with a loose tongue is the kind of man who will convince even a girl that a mink does not suit her!
- And remember, always tell your husband that stores do not accept fur coats back!
- In a good family, everyone is happy! The wife is happy with the fur coat, and the husband is happy with his wife!
- How much did my fur coat cost? Twice!
Quotes on the topic "Fur coat"
ABOUT THE FUR COAT I don’t know where it came from, but a week ago the thought of a mink coat was accidentally born in my head, and subsequently multiplied. Maybe my feminine instincts have awakened in me? So it’s not far from the moment when I start loving children too. Nature is a scary thing, you can’t argue with instincts. Therefore, the fur coat became my obsession.
It all started when, quite by accident, I saw an ad on the Internet “selling a mink coat,” and next to it was a ridiculous price on a luxurious photograph. Not believing our luck and having enlisted my mother’s support as a specialist in fur coats (my mother has one, which means she knows how to buy fur coats, I was sure), we went to buy a treasure.
Mom was stubborn and claimed that she didn’t understand shit about fur, but I importantly explained that the task of a fur coat specialist boils down to the fact that if I suddenly get caught in this fur coat, which suddenly has one sleeve missing and is eaten by moths, hit me with a slipper on the head. Mom agreed.
When I saw the fur coat, I realized all the cruelty of the female world. It’s like dating on the Internet, when instead of your photo they send you a photo of Brad Pitt. The fur coat turned out to be by no means Brad Pitt or even young Boyarsky, and even this ridiculous price could only be paid for by a blind and armless person.
I'm on the warpath. I studied the entire range of fur coats on the Slando and Avito websites. I know what residents of our city of all ages have been wearing for the last three seasons. I even began to read something about types of fur, but I realized that I was not at all interested in this, and decided to follow the proven path, focusing on “whether a fur coat is beautiful or not.”
On Saturday afternoon, another brilliant idea occurred to me. Sales in fur salons! 50 percent! I saw the advertisement!
I called my mom. Mom, having managed to get used to her new proud status as a “fur coat specialist,” sadly went to start the car.
Already on the way to the shopping center, I saw myself in sables for three rubles, but the cruel world of women turned out to be even worse than I had previously understood about it. A polite female saleswoman opened up to me a world of numbers that I had not studied either at school or, especially, at the cultural institute. It protected the psyche of future poor librarians and social workers. Standing in the salon, in a fur coat that cost half of Buckingham Palace and all the healthy organs of the Queen Mother, I wanted to ugly shout the phrase that everyone in our cultural institute used when they tried to express their disagreement and wild indignation. This phrase is “HIMSELF.” The seller, reading this phrase in my eyes, hastened to reassure me, reminding me of the 50 percent discount. I was cheered up: the Queen Mother will keep her organs! Just a half-price. What bullshit. If I take out a loan, I will be able to close this loan at the age of 70 and die in the same fur coat with a clear conscience. The fur coat specialist, in the form of my mother, quickly shoved me into my sheepskin coat and dragged me out of the store, reassuringly muttering some probably valuable information about other stores with more reasonable prices, I hardly even resisted, on the contrary, I ran jumping, but my open jaw spoiled all the aerodynamics for me.
Mom, as a seasoned specialist in fur coats, took me to a thrift store, where there were many different fur coats at a price that would suit my relatives’ librarians from the cultural institute. There were all kinds of fur coats there. Beautiful and not so beautiful. But I chose the MOST beautiful one! She is all made of fur, and the hood is made of other fur. I wanted to grab it and run, but the tenacious paws of the sellers sat me down on a chair and told me to apply for a loan, showing me my desired fur coat from afar every half hour. I really enjoyed taking out a loan. There they ask everything about you, they are interested in everything about you. They asked about my mother and my husband, they were so polite. Recorded it for yourself. They probably liked my family, and they want to be friends with us with the whole bank, I thought, but then they waved my future fur coat in front of me again, and my thoughts ended. When they stopped being interested in me - and I, in principle, had nothing to tell them, I grabbed my treasure and ran home.
For some reason, from the bedroom, my husband sensed my dancing gait and shouted, “What did you buy?” I answered honestly: “Toilet paper and sour cream,” but my husband knows me well, almost as well as the bank where I took out a loan, and asked “What about myself?”, I honestly answered: “Yes, a fur coat”...Then he asked with the intonation of a doctor who treats idiots: “Why the hell do you need it?” Well, how does a man know about the female instincts of nature...
And I know for sure that even the Queen Mother, who I saved, and half of Buckingham Palace are jealous of my fur coat, because my fur coat is inexpressibly beautiful!
Women and fur coats
What woman can resist smiling when she looks at the fur coat of her dreams? This is far from such a simple wardrobe detail!
- Do you want to surprise your woman? Easily! You buy a diamond ring. Wrap it in a mink coat. You put the fur coat in the trunk of a brand new Bentley... and give it to your woman! She will definitely be surprised!
- Most often, men pronounce the word “darling” when talking about a fur coat!
- Believe me, every man knows what he could buy his wife with the money he drinks!
- Even if it’s more than 30 degrees outside, the word “fur coat” makes any girl feel cold!
- According to social surveys, only those women who don’t have a fur coat don’t like winter!
- As statistics show, only 95% of girls are ready to do anything for a fur coat! The rest prefer iPhones!
- If a man thinks that a mink coat does not suit you, then it only means that he does not know how to count!
- Life hack for those who don’t have money for a fur coat: tell everyone that you love animals too much to wear their fur!
- In winter, the time comes when girls start walking their fur coats!
- The funniest thing I've seen in my life is how two girls in mink coats ran away from the conductor!
- I would never have forgiven the betrayal... if it weren't for the mink coat!
- Women are much less picky! Jewelry – I don’t care, any kind. It doesn’t matter what kind of fur coat it is. The car – the main thing is that it’s beautiful! It’s men who always have problems with the fact that the color of their socks doesn’t suit them...
- The colder a girl is, the less chance she has of keeping warm in a fur coat!
- Be careful for the New Year! This is the most dangerous time to ask your man for a fur coat... what if he decides that we are talking about a herring!
- I recently drew a kitten, and then in the morning I found a kitten under the door. Now I'm learning to draw houses, cars and mink coats!
