Many of us have sisters and brothers who give birth to little copies of themselves. Parents call them grandchildren, brothers and sisters call them children, and we call them nephews. Children are the flowers of life, so at the birth of a miracle or on your nephew’s birthday, you want to sing, tell the whole world that you are happy and your heart is overflowing with love for the baby, and one of the forms of its manifestation is a status about your nephew on a social network, so that the whole world saw.
Statuses about nephew
Sometimes you want to tell the entire online community about your nephew or niece so that everyone knows how happy your family is. It is for such cases that there are various statuses about the nephew:
- “I come home with apprehension, because every day I hear the same words from my beloved nephew: “It’s the same!” I was just watching! I didn’t touch it!” One question torments me: “What is it this time?”
- I come home, I don’t bother anyone, I’m walking along the path home, then my little nephew meets me and shouts at the top of his voice: “Osaaaa, osaaaa!” I immediately grabbed him and began to examine him; he even wet himself out of fear. It turns out that the baby was simply happy about my return and shouted “Hurray, hurray!”, wearing diapers full of joy.
- We come with the whole family to visit our parents. My sister's child decided to build a construction set. Grandfather walked nearby and accidentally touched it, causing it to fall apart. The nephew began to frown, his eyes became bloodshot, and said: “When I grow up, grandpa, I’ll break your house too.” The whole family screamed with laughter. He won't let anyone down!
In moments of dejection, everything becomes wrong.
Don't try to change your loved ones! A person will not change according to your will - he will only begin to dodge, pretend and lie. It's simpler and easier. But change - no, never.
I had to worry about a closed account a few years ago, when my bald head was first closed and then completely demolished.
From birth to death, a man remains a child of a woman, who constantly needs something from her and who never gives her anything, except to hold and preserve something that may be useful to him. Favorite questions from relatives: 1) Well, do you have a boyfriend? 2) Well, are you going to get married? 3) Well, are you already expecting a baby? 4) Why did you marry him?
Little statuses about my nephew
If you want to somehow show your feelings for your relative using a status, then we can gladly offer you a selection of short statuses about your nephew:
- “If your sister starts to gain weight, then this is a serious reason to come up with a status about your nephew right now!”
- “Happiness is when your brother or sister has a new half-meter of love and eternal worries.”
- “If you think you've gone back to the future and see your brother or sister as little ones again, then it's time to come to your senses and finally give your nephew a gift before he starts to carry out your brother or sister's revenge!”
- “My nephew is asking for money for his studies at the institute.” He’s small, but he already understands everything! And at what age should you start saving for education!”
- “Dedicated to my nephew. Children's love is manifested in two things: in the way they take candy, and in the way they return it to you!
- “If your brother has few worries and a lot of free time, then give him an unforgettable adventure with a punctured condom!”
- “Children are interesting, beautiful and sweet, but only when nephews appear on the horizon no more than once a month!”
- “If your nephew’s parents have too much free time, and you have none at all, then it’s worth checking to see if this is your child?”
Thanks to my sister for giving me such a nephew...
- A nephew is like a brother. Only you feel much more responsible.
- I know that I am loved freely. And I know from whom this love comes. From my nephew, of course.
- My nephew and I have such love that we even share candy. You can imagine?
- Do I love children? Is it considered that I love my nephew?)
- He is still very tiny, but he is my favorite. Eh, my nephew...
- Know that if you have the best sister, then your nephew will be the best!
- How quickly he grows! It seems like he was pushed around in a stroller when he was just a baby, but now he’s gone to school.
- I can't get enough of my nephew's eyelashes. God, he's so cute.
- I don’t regret money or time, all for the sake of my beloved nephew.
- On your birthday, my dear nephew, I wish you the most colorful happiness <,3.
- I want to go out with friends less and less, and more and more with my nephews. Is this even normal? ?
- I’m learning life from my little nephew: do only what you like, and always stop when you’re tired of the game...
- I began to make peace with my sister much more often. And all because of my wonderful nephew.
- I had no idea that the birth of a nephew was such a blessing. I couldn't even think about it!
- For me, a dear person is not only my father, mother and brother. This is also a nephew.
- If you really love your sister, then you will not dote on your nephew...
- I love my nephew. So what if he is too small to see this status?
- You love your nephew if you devote time to him and buy toys. And not when you just post cute pictures with him.
- I'm already an aunt. Honestly, it’s unusual to realize this :D.
- Sometimes I'm ready to kill him, and that's fair. But you have no idea how much I really love my nephew.
- Guys come and go, but nephews will always be waiting for you. Girls, appreciate true love!
- When I look at the mischievous children of my friends, I am once again convinced: my nephew is the most wonderful.
- Yes, girls. God forbid someone breaks my nephew’s heart, I’ll pull his hair.
- He is still so small... But I already want to warn him against the mistakes that people make.
Statuses in honor of the birth of a nephew
The birth of a child is always a significant event for the whole family, and sometimes for an entire street or apartment building. Week-long feasts, noise throughout the entire block, but how can you share your joy and admiration with those who live far from you and cannot hear the joyful dancing in your home? Congratulatory statuses about the birth of a nephew come to mind. This way you will definitely please your family.
- “People, joy has happened! Someone has come into the world who will now not harm my sister; the one who will wake her up every night and delight her with a gift; the one who loves his uncle - me!
- “Life is striped: sometimes it’s black, sometimes it’s white, sometimes you don’t know what it is. But there are times when at a certain moment it acquires the color of love and care for only one person – the nephew.”
- “My second brother was born - a nephew. Exactly the same as his original, only instead of money he asks me to borrow candy!”
- “Dear sister, we all love you, even when you are evil and harmful. But why did you create your clone? Now we will die... From happiness, of course!”
