Holiday statuses about birthday

On this day we say “thank you” to our mothers

Every year, not only I grow, but also the money that is needed for the celebration.
As you get older, you realize that even the most expensive gift, given not from the heart, carries no value.
Even the most callous and, it would seem, not at all sentimental person is pleased when they remember his holiday...
Just think, most of your party guests may not care about the meaning of the text they give in the card.
The sooner a person congratulates you on your name day, the more you ultimately mean to him...

Cool “Happy Birthday to Me” statuses for those who value their holiday.

The older you get, the more clearly you feel that your inner age is more truthful.
You should definitely celebrate your name day loudly, with guests, and interesting events. There's nothing to be bored about!
It seems not so old, but there is already something to remember...
I'm glad this day has come. Thank you to those who are with me today. Thanks to those who are always with me!
Today I take markers and paint life with bright colors. It's my birthday!

Hurry up and sort out the statuses “Today is my birthday.”

Here it is - another reason to put on a dress and listen to congratulations.
My birthday is not only for me, but also for my loved ones. After all, I live for them!
Just think, I was born exactly... years ago, and I still love life.
Thank you, Birthday, come again! But not too fast, please...
No one has congratulated me on my name day yet. I wanted to be upset, but I remembered that they weren’t there today...

The status “It’s my birthday” in verse – for the most creative.

As soon as I hear congratulations, I will feed you jam. If you give gifts, it will be very sweet!
When I turn eighteen again, I will smile again! I don’t change, I don’t grow old, as a queen should.
Friends are with me, my dear is with me. For this, life, thank you! I’m so glad that I’m a little older, but still that young bird...

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Sayings, jokes, statuses and jokes about birthdays

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Name your birthday.
— October 8th. - What year? - Anyone. *** When
the stork brought me to my parents, they laughed for a long time and at first wanted to take the stork, but then they changed their minds and took me.
*** A
birthday is good. It’s bad after it ***
Well
, now I’m already 18! Now I can do everything that my mother forbade me...

First of all, I'll go lick the swing in the cold and stick my fingers into the socket *** D

My birthday passed many years ago, and I still celebrate it... ***
your
birthday?
- Today. - We must not forget to congratulate you. *** Why
, as soon as I enter somewhere, does everyone jump up and scream?!

Why do they always throw candy at me?!

Why is everyone trying to pat me on the shoulder and constantly talk about the same thing?!

Yes because today is my birthday!!! *** P

Why is it necessary to eat cake on a birthday?

Because, unfortunately, candles don’t stick into beer! *** N

I hate birthdays...

They make me act a year older!!! *** U

Today is my birthday, my condolences to everyone... ***
To
everyone who wished me on my last birthday: happiness, love, prosperity... etc.
I'm disappointed, nothing came true! *** Happy
birthday to me!

And everyone lined up to give me gifts. *** WITH

Thank you to everyone who remembers my birthday!

The rest won't live to see the next one... *** U

It's my birthday today!

Let's drink and dance!

Who said it's bad?

Let's just have a blast!!! *** N

I hate birthdays for this reason.
that the refrigerator is full of food, but nothing can be taken, “this is for guests”!!! *** The
girl came from her birthday party and when her mother asked “did she drink?”
answered: “Glass of champagne.” *** Today
is your birthday,

Which means you need to come off strong!

After all, you will have a whole year,

To have time to recover a little! *** N

At least on my birthday, don’t offend me!
*** 364
days a year a person does not see as much hypocrisy and feigned joy as on his birthday.. ***
for
this day, wait, and it passes and wait again!
*** It’s
cool to write about the fact that it’s your birthday today, and to see in the comments: “Baaaaaaaaayan”))))
Having
received videos for her birthday, Alice thought that this was the best gift in the world.
However, after half an hour she realized that the best gift was new front teeth. *** At
some point, lighting candles became more interesting than blowing them out... **
A
birthday is a reason for people to give you gifts for nothing!
The
happiest moment in life is when you wake up in the morning and your mother, hugging you tightly and kissing you on the cheek, congratulates you on your birthday *** Happy Birthday
,
thank you Mom for me!
*** Why
did my parents’ friends always come to my children’s birthdays and get drunk?
) *** Congratulate
me on my birthday,

delay the date of dismemberment

***

Never remember a woman's age, but always remember her birthday.
***
Birthday gifts fall into two categories: those we don't like and those we didn't receive
. *** Yeeee
)) another year closer to retirement))

Happy birthday changing!!! *** D

Honey, tomorrow is my birthday, can you bring me home from work a little later?
*** most
reliable way to remember a girl’s birthday is to forget it at least once... ***
Only
a fool can celebrate the years when his death approaches.
*** Birthday
is a sad holiday -

beer, vodka.. toilet *** C

today is such a day... such a day... today is exactly 15 years, in 15 years I will be 30 ***
M
not friends, on my birthday,

lavish congratulations...

Apparently the devils are rejoicing,

that I am a year closer to death!!!! *** D

neither birth - a pleasant thing, but in large doses it is fatal ***
If
someone gives me tights for my birthday, they will be hanged on them.

With love, birthday girl! *** R

Thank you very much for the congratulations!
Special thanks to the people who called from 6 to 9 am! THANK YOU! I won't forget you! *** Let
's do THIS...

Let's celebrate my birthday! *** M

s-generation of the time when there are 980 friends on VKontakte, and only 2 come to your birthday **
Congratulations
, you must have worked very hard,

to become such an asshole so quickly *** X

I wish they would give me something special for my birthday...

So that I can go outside and say “Wow, Bentley” *** Z

Hello, inevitable old age!

Burn out, useless life!

Thank you all for your congratulations

This is it - get hurt... *** P

give me the gift of “lose weight” for my birthday!
*** And
for my birthday, give me a large set of colored pencils - I will color my life.
*** I
was once asked: “What did your mother give you for your birthday?”
I answered: - LIFE! *** — What
should I give you for your birthday?
- Tie a bow to yourself and come like this... I will be happy. Thank
you, mom, for giving birth to such beauty!
*** One of
the privileges of the birthday girl is the opportunity to wash the dishes herself after the feast in honor of her birthday.
*** Birthdays
are a very useful thing.
According to statistics, the more of them a person has, the longer he lives. Naivety
is when my parents think that I will celebrate my day with jam with my girlfriends and tea and cake.

Birthday - getting smarter and wiser

Treat yourself on your most important holiday - set birthday statuses for your loved one.

Just think, so many years have passed, and I’m still getting better...
Do not spare flattering words addressed to me - it’s my name day!
I want this birthday to be a success, and we still don’t try the cake...
I wish myself something bad for a change. I came up with an idea: tripping over a bag of money.

A status about your birthday in verse is exclusively for the most modest.

Don't put candles in the cake

Let's just have some wine

So that for this coming year I

Really lucky!

God grant that I remain so beautiful

And in 10, 20 years.

Thank you for your kind words, dear ones.

I will live this year without troubles!

My year of birth is no longer important,

And only this day is important.

All your friends come to me,

As soon as you’re not too lazy to celebrate.

Or set a status about your Birthday in prose.

Don’t wish me money, wish me happiness... In general, wish for whatever you want. For me it's the same thing!
I had to wait a very long time for this day. Well, now let's celebrate!
I heard so many compliments today. What, is it my birthday?
It turns out I've gotten older? Let's see what it's like to be older...

The status “I was born today” should mean a lot to birthday people.

... years ago a sweet girl was born. It’s hard to believe, but I grew out of it!
Give me a little luck and a sea of your beautiful smiles. I deserve it - today is my birthday.
Say hello to the stork. Tell me that you delivered the message successfully. Here I am, grown up, living...
Just think, there are 24 hours of love and gifts ahead from all sides.

Let mom be the first to congratulate

Funny birthday statuses - when you really want the holiday to be truly positive.

If today is your birthday, it means you need to believe in something good.
It’s not very good when the birthday party seems to have ended 3 days ago, and the guests are still sitting :D.
Maybe someday we will be 40, and we will send each other strange congratulations on Facebook...
Well, that’s why I organize other people’s birthdays, think through them down to the smallest detail, but no one seems to care about mine.
You do not understand. Quitting on your birthday means giving you freedom.
How nice it is to wake up and realize that today is your birthday!

If your mood is a little more serious, post statuses about your birthday with meaning.

Who is that, and I never forget about my birthday. And I will celebrate it myself!
For some I am happiness, for others I am a breath of friendship, or perhaps a dream that may or may not come true. In general, happy birthday to me...
At least on my birthday I can sit and get to work by minibus: D.
Maybe I'm materialistic, but a small gift is better than huge promises.
As a child, I hated when people gave money. Because they collected them and bought boots or a jacket))).
You can give cards even unsigned. The main thing is that there is a lot of money in them.
The biggest and most valuable gift you can give yourself on your birthday is to finally love yourself.

Yes, yes, today is your birthday!

Birthday greeting statuses help out if you don’t have any ideas in your head...

Remember that you are 19. And today, and in a year, and even in 10 years :).
Congratulations. With what? Yes, at least with the fact that you lived to see this day!
I wish that new horizons open in your life. And also - so that you have someone to share this wonderful news with!
Dear friend! I sincerely congratulate you on the fact that you have lived to the age when the heresy has finally disappeared from your head :D.
You are such a lady that you organize your own happiness and success. So I just wish you more happy days!
Wishing money for your birthday is so banal, but... I’ll wish it for you anyway. I won’t give bad advice :).

A wish is really good when it is about what a person lacks: VK status about a birthday.

This year I want to buy either an apartment in New York or a Bentley. As a last resort, meet someone who will buy it all for you :D.
It's your birthday, but I'm happier. And do you know why? Because you are my best friend :*.
Birthday is a time when it is not a shame to replace morning coffee with morning champagne.
Never lose faith in yourself. This will be my wish!
Happy birthday! The main thing is to remember that friends are those who remember this date even without reminders on social networks.
What to give a rich friend for his birthday? Pencils. To decorate your life in bright colors.

Special thanks to those who congratulate at exactly 12...

Statuses about your past birthday will captivate you with their spontaneity!

I appreciate those people who not only come to a birthday party, but also stay to wash the dishes).
Eh, I’ll forget about everything and celebrate my birthday every week. It was unforgettable <3.
Believe me, the most interesting BD is when the company is non-drinking: you won’t be able to just sit at the table :D.
No, well, of course, I am grateful for all your congratulations and all that, but not at 5 in the morning...
And you want it the way you did in childhood – for someone to just bring you a puppy. But now you need to think about how to live in an apartment with him)).
It’s bad when you have BD, but you’re not in the mood. It’s much better when you’re in the mood, and it doesn’t matter whether there’s any DR at all.

If you’re a little tired of jokes, consider the option of wise birthday statuses.

And yet, it’s very disappointing when your loved ones forget about your birthday.
The child is waiting for surprises. An adult... also expects surprises. But the wise man does not expect anything, he arranges surprises himself!
Still, it’s good to be a non-show-off person. You celebrate your birthday at MAC, and don’t worry.
I won't blame him if he forgets my birthday. I'll just leave him :D.
“Stay the way you are?” Wish this for anyone, but not a perfectionist))).

Statuses about your own birthday - no, this is not selfish at all. This is just another way to show your personal view of things.

Wise birthday greetings in prose for birthday people

Health, Happiness, Happy Birthday! I wish your dreams come true, your luck is always there, showing the path of life, may this path be brighter with dreams come true, with hopes come true, and may prosperity always reside in your soul.

What can you wish for a person who achieves everything in life through hard work and perseverance? A person who is menacing on the outside, but kind on the inside? A person who helps people and never refuses in difficult times? I wish such an amazing and rare person warmth, love, care, devoted loved ones, health and a little luck! May fate favor you! Happy birthday!!!

Birthdays happen only once a year, and you need to spend this holiday unforgettably! I wish you to smile more today, enjoy the attention of guests and believe that there will be many more such wonderful days and sincere meetings with dear people! I wish you sparkling happiness, true love, complete prosperity and the fulfillment of any desires!

Today there are a lot of compliments and congratulations for you, a lot of gifts and flowers, because you are celebrating the most important holiday of your life - your birthday. Let me congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on such a wonderful date. I wish you good health, great joy, simple human happiness, a little bit of everything. Let your experience, your wisdom always be an example for me. All the best to you, peaceful skies above your head, joy and fun. May the Lord always protect you from failures.

Happy birthday, Health, Happiness, Joy to you every single day, because in this is Happiness, be Happy like a baby, like a hero, Lucky, strong like a Rock, the things that you do in life manually will not be lost, your life will be comfortable and submissive!

Sometimes it seems that time flies by like a fast-winged bird, but there is no need to regret it. After all, every year of life is marked by something good. May there be an infinite number of joyful components in your glorious destiny. Let truly amazing events happen, kind and positive people meet, what you want is achieved, and happy stability inspires new successes! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Your age is simply wonderful, it’s time to paint a family portrait! Masculinity is blossoming, wisdom is in the eyes... it seems that if you turn off the light, they will light up like a tiger’s! Do you believe in omens? Everyone who has gathered for your holiday has a premonition... that something wonderful, extraordinary awaits you! And also... anticipation... that the birthday cake is very tasty...

They say incorrectly that everything in human life is predetermined... I know for sure that people can create their own happiness, and kind, smart and talented people like you can transform the whole world, which is what I wish for you on your birthday! And of course, may you find another minute for your family and friends among all these adventures and experiences!

I want to wish you only bright joys and best friends on your birthday! Let your eyes glow with happiness, your heart fill with love, and let spring live forever in your soul! Let youth always be, health and strength not leave for 100 years and more! Let life flow like a pure source and over the smooth pebbles of luck! May fortune always smile and your achievements grow by leaps and bounds! Let your success go off scale and your treasure box grow! Let peace, friendship and love settle in your home for life! Congratulations!

I wish to let everything take its course this year. Let everything go as usual, and as soon as you stop waiting, happiness will definitely overtake you! It cannot be otherwise, because you are the most worthy representative of the human race! Have a great holiday and never be discouraged, because you have true friends nearby. Congratulations!

I want a birthday like when I was a child...

Status about an upcoming birthday - when the future birthday boy is waiting for a miracle <3.

Every girl should have roses for her birthday. And if no one gives it to you, buy it for yourself :).
Girls after eighteen only celebrate their eighteenth birthday. And who said that there should be one?