Briefly about the comedian
Pavel Volya's birthplace is Penza. His creative path began there with participation in KVN: he was a member of the Valleon Dasson team. Now, in addition to stand-ups, the artist also acts in films and commercials, sings, and hosts television shows. Colleagues at the Comedy Club gave Pavel the nickname Snowball, with which he was often introduced on stage: Pavel Snezhok Volya. The artist is now married to gymnast Laysan Utyasheva. The couple has a son, Robert, and a daughter, Sofia.
Many fans of the artist’s work for a long time thought that Pavel Volya’s real name was Denis Dobrovolsky, since the stand-up comedian said this during one of his performances, where he talked about first names, surnames and pseudonyms. It is interesting that during other speeches he never mentioned that Pavel Volya is a pseudonym. In fact, Pavel Volya is the artist’s real name.
Let's take a closer look at his work. So, Pavel Volya: quotes, aphorisms, sayings.
Quotes from Pavel Volya - in a new format of humor about life
Our creative magazine Foto-elf.ru is pleased to offer you quotes from the famous resident and host of the Comedy Club show, pop artist, TV presenter and film actor Pavel Volya. He was one of those who brought from America to our country a new genre of humor, stand-up comedy, which was initially received sharply negatively. But the founders did not back down and today this is the most popular comedy show; they already have their own television channel and radio.
The future comedian was born in Penza in 1979. Pavel Volya's real name is Denis Dobrovolsky. He graduated from school with a silver medal and graduated from college as a teacher of Russian language and literature. At the institute he began to participate in KVN. Later he moved to Moscow to develop his career and... started it by working as a construction foreman. But time passes and now he is already on the list of the richest artists in Russia and is married to athlete, beauty and six-time world champion Laysan Utyasheva.
Funny quotes by Pavel Volya
- Girls, in advertising they tell you: buy Loreal Paris mascara and your eyes will become expressive. To make your eyes expressive, you need to read books!
- You should love her, at least simply because she chose you out of four billion men!
- I know for sure that when there is a family of “wife, child, dog,” you cannot work for “uncle.” By that time, you need to be an “uncle” yourself.
- Golden autumn means three days in the Moscow region for the price of a week in the Emirates.
- When a man tells a woman: “You are my only one,” girls, know that he is lying. Even if a man has the most beautiful woman, he still looks to the left. Still looking. It's in our nature. How can I explain it to you without offending anyone? In short, even if you have been vacationing in the Maldives all your life, you still want to go fishing for a day in Astrakhan. If you eat marbled beef, it’s still once a year, up, and fell for dumplings. Later, of course, you will regret it, but you ate. And when I ate it, I liked it.
- The Americans are scaring the whole world with us, the Russians, saying: “They have a nuclear bomb. They will use it now, it’s scary, scary, beware of the Russians!” Americans! We didn’t invent the nuclear bomb, you invented the nuclear bomb! We have never used a nuclear bomb. Who used it? You! So why are you scaring everyone, that we have something there that we haven’t used, but we should be afraid of it. It’s the same as if Rambo is running around the jungle with a flamethrower, and then gets distracted for a second and says: “Watch out! The guy from Russia has a knife!” And it will continue to screw up about everyone else. Yes, it looks something like this, Americans.
- Ten years ago, I left the institute with a girl from my group, and she got into the car of some thirty-year-old man! I think: how is he better, this thirty-year-old man? I'm a young guy, cool! Yes, I don’t have a car, so what? It's me, I'm twenty-one! I think, okay, to hell with you, old man! I’ll go, I’ll work, I’ll earn money for a car, and I’ll also have a car! And all this takes ten years! And now I’m that guy driving up to the institute, and the guys come out to smoke and think: “What did she see in this fucking old man?”
- We guys came up with 3 things that are freebies. What do we have? In my life I must plant a tree, raise a son and build a house. A tree grows on its own, another person gives birth to a son, a house is built by people from neighboring countries.
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About girls
Pavel Volya spoke a lot about men and women. Quotes about girls and women cause a strong reaction in the audience:
- “Has everyone seen the advertisement in which Anna Semenovich advertises the potency drug? Better remember what Anna Semenovich looks like. A drug for potency cannot advertise a drug for potency!”
- “And literally fifty years ago, chubby ones were in fashion. If a girl was thin, they thought she was sick, and if a girl was plump, they thought she was pretty. Then again, fifty years passed, and the girls began to lose weight. There’s fitness, yoga... And in another twenty years we’ll come up with something new. Well, for example: we love fat people, but so that they have no breasts, and that’s all - come on now, get out of it!”
- “Girls, raise your hands, those who are not afraid to get fat. Those who have already gained weight, they don’t care.”
- “So many times I was surprised that no matter what time the girls woke up, they would still be late!”
Pavel Volya also very often compares men and women. Quotes indicating their differences or opposition:
- “The woman is so afraid of gaining weight that she weighs herself twice a day: morning and evening. A man weighs himself twice in his life: the first time - when he was born, and at the military registration and enlistment office. All!".
- “Unlike us men, women are not afraid of the prospect of falling in love, but they are very afraid that they will fall out of love.”
Quotes about girls by Pavel Volya can be safely summed up by his own statement: “Nowadays it’s not difficult to find a girl. It's hard to find a wife."
Phrases by Pavel Volya
The article contains quotes and phrases from Pavel Volya:
I don't have such extensive teaching practice. But the lessons were fun. At first, I got the children interested in something by talking to them like an adult talking to adults. And then he just went crazy with them.
I don’t understand the concept of “glamour”...
The person who punched you in the face because of a joke obviously lost to you. He's already on his knees. And this is his last chance for a stupid goal of prestige: that's it, you have proven that I am a thick-headed redneck, so I, like a real redneck, will now stand up and strike!
There is football in Russia, but our coach is from Holland. That’s why Russian football players, unlike everyone else, play...
Being naked in front of the camera when there are a lot of people around is a work process. There's nothing personal here.
Being drunk is a great luxury.
I know for sure that when there is a family of “wife, child, dog,” you cannot work for “uncle.” By that time, you need to be an “uncle” yourself.
You haven't seen how I behave while fishing! What energy! When you're dragging a five-kilogram fish, you forget about meditation. It's already a hunt!
Only a person who has no brains in his head can think that he is great and forget that...
The Tutsi group was not affected by the crisis at all, there were no concerts and no!
I've been an ass for as long as I can remember. I’m wasting my time, spending money, doing some kind of wind blowing.
If the Jews had walked in the desert not for Moses, but for Moses, then they would have walked in a big way.
The most important thing is to do a lot.
Golden autumn is three days in the Moscow region for the price of a week in the Emirates
The novel Trachtenberg is a relationship between a man and a woman: first the novel, and then Trachtenberg.
Someone should come out and ask the singer, who hasn’t released anything for a long time: “And your latest CD (sorry,...
I don't consider myself a scumbag. In any case, I don’t do things that would characterize me that way.
Any bear can be taught to ride a bicycle, another question is, what is the point for him? Therefore, it is better to initially select a suitable bear with the makings.
The feeling of “wrong” comes gradually. We need to leave, get out of history smoothly, and then think about what to do next.
Men don’t cry, they get a lump in their throat that presses until the tears come.
I hate sleeping. While a person is sleeping, something happens. Therefore, I scold human life for having to sleep a lot.
Gay men may not applaud...
If you don't know how to sing, read. Like this. Deprived of a voice - crap rap...
I can't kill a person. I can't live by committing suicide. I can’t take a child and put him on heroin.
I hate sleeping. While a person is sleeping, something happens. Therefore, I scold human life for having to sleep a lot.
I can't kill a person. I can't live by committing suicide. I can’t take a child and put him on heroin. You can’t betray a friend because he said something about you...
Gay men may not applaud...
Being naked in front of the camera when there are a lot of people around is such a work process. There's nothing personal here.
Any bear can be taught to ride a bicycle, another question is, what is the point for him?
I don't consider myself a scumbag. In any case, I don’t do things that would characterize me that way.
Someone should come out and ask the singer who hasn’t released anything for a long time: “When was your last CD (excuse me, what’s your name?) when was it released?”
The novel Trachtenberg is a relationship between a man and a woman: first the novel, and then Trachtenberg.
Anyone who doesn’t like the project should stay at home! He will climb into a barrel and die! (about Comedy Club)
The most important thing is to do a lot.
If the girls are changing clothes and you come in and they don’t ask you to leave, then you should have gone in there!
I've been an ass for as long as I can remember. I’m wasting my time, spending money, doing some kind of wind blowing.
If the Jews had walked in the desert not for Moses, but for Moses, then they would have walked in great numbers.
Only a person who has no brains in his head can think that he is great and forget that there is a KAMAZ driving down the street, which could hit him at any moment.
You haven't seen how I behave while fishing! What energy! When you drag a five kilogram fish, oh...
I know for sure that when there is a family of “wife, child, dog,” you cannot work for “uncle.” By that time you need to be yourself “...
Issues of popularity and recognition have never particularly touched me.
I don't have such extensive teaching practice. But the lessons were fun. At first I got the children interested in something by talking to...
There is football in Russia, but our coach is from Holland. That's why Russian football players, unlike everyone else, play football on grass. But not on grass like everyone else.
The person who punched you in the face because of a joke obviously lost to you. He's already on his knees.
In general, I like the sober state more than the drunk state.
Being drunk is a great luxury.
Pavel Alekseevich Snezhok Volya - participant, resident of the Comedy Club television project (Comedy Club), Russian artist, TV presenter, film actor. The article contains quotes and phrases from Pavel Volya.
About family
Pavel Volya has very few individual stand-ups dedicated specifically to family. However, the topic of family and relationships between fathers and children is so relevant in modern society that it is almost impossible to avoid it, and even pointless.
- “He opens the closet and sees that dirty white shirts with stains are folded there. She says: “This is my little son playing in the yard.” I have a few questions. Why is he playing in the yard wearing white shirts? And what kind of mother is this who puts shirts in the closet instead of washing them?”
- “Everyone says: it’s dangerous to drive without a child seat in the car. I remember my father's car. How did I even survive without a child seat?”
- “The saleswoman in the store told me: “Buy your child some children’s puzzles!” I say: “Why?” She told me: “Well, he will put together puzzles, it will be fun and interesting for him.” I put together a puzzle for the first time in my life when I unpacked my mother’s vase. These were speed puzzles: I had to put the vase back together before six in the evening so that no one would notice that it was a puzzle. Because if they understood that this was a puzzle, then I would get it from my dad.”
In general, almost every quote from Pavel Volya about mom and dad demonstrates to the audience his deep respect for them. And even stories in a humorous manner about situations from his childhood involving his parents or jokes on the topic of family do not allow one to doubt this:
- “I look at modern girls and notice: for some reason you are trying to make yourself into brutal women. Listen to songs for men, wear huge T-shirts and men's sneakers! Do you think this is cool? Look at your mothers: that's who real women are! Love your mom! She is one!"
Quotes, aphorisms, sayings, phrases - Pavel Volya
- Tell me who your friend is and I'll tell you how unlucky he is.
- Nowadays it is not difficult to find a girl, it is difficult to find a wife.
- In general, I worry more about what was not done than about what was done.
- If you don't know how to sing, read. Like this. Deprived of a voice - fuck rap.
- Golden autumn means three days in the Moscow region for the price of a week in the Emirates.
- I don’t understand at all how you can live in our world without a sense of humor.
- Another bullshit that will destroy us soon, you’ll see, is tolerance.
- Stand-up is not miniatures or songs that can be repeated as much as you like.
- As soon as I realize that there is nothing more to come up with, I sit down to write a new program.
- Humor cannot be judged. The only possible assessment of a joke is whether it is funny or not.
- Why is the cost of living for Russians determined by those who have the maximum cost of living?
- People have always laughed and will laugh at seemingly unfunny things: death or sex.
- Girls need attention and love. No, just attention. They will invent love for themselves.
- When intoxicated, the body believes that it is close to death, and instinctively strives for procreation.
- A brilliant girl is one who sees the genius of her boyfriend, no matter how stupid he is.
- You should love her, at least simply because she chose you out of four billion men.
- Unlike us men, women are not afraid of the prospect of falling in love, but they are very afraid that they will stop loving them.
- Men don’t cry, they get a lump in their throat that presses until the tears come.
- The photographer is an amazing person! He photographs 50 naked women a day, but his new photo lens excites him.
- There is one criterion: people laugh - everything is fine; they don’t laugh - you didn’t find what to say to them. The audience is not leftist, you are leftist.
- My dad, when I was in fourth grade, told me: “What people think about you is not you.” I still live with this thought.
- I don't like being labeled. I want to be a free coat, without a price tag from the store. I just do what I like.
- Girls, in advertising they tell you: buy Loreal Paris mascara and your eyes will become expressive. To make your eyes expressive, you need to read books!
- A person who knows how to joke also knows how to really laugh. Including yourself. The ability to joke and take jokes is a way of life.
- Humor can be sharp, obscene and sometimes even humiliating. It is always on the verge between “yes” and “no”, built on contrast and opposition.
- Everyone can laugh, it’s how you present it that matters. And in general, oddly enough, the funniest jokes are about illnesses, human shortcomings, war and prison.
- No matter how much you perform, you still get crazy excited every time. Moreover, it is impossible to explain why exactly. I think this is normal for any artist.
- The woman is so afraid of gaining weight that she weighs herself twice a day: morning and evening. A man weighs himself twice in his life: the first time - when he was born, and at the military registration and enlistment office.
- For me, an interview is an opportunity to answer questions that I have never asked myself or that I don’t have time to answer, and also to find out how people see me.
- This is humor. He is intangible. Are you out? joked, funny. That's enough for me. I am not going to promote anyone morally, to educate the country. It's up to every boy's dad.
- It seems to me that in this genre, a joke repeated - even if only one person is sitting in the audience who heard it - kills the sense of truth of what is happening on stage.
- In humor you have to swallow your own self. And always be prepared for the fact that they can make fun of you in response. And for women this is like death. It is important for you to be beautiful!
- I'm tired of this stupid stereotype that everything in show business is through bed. We at Comedy Battle say: “If you are young, talented and funny, go on stage and prove it!”
- I love the life we live and wouldn't want it to change. There is nothing more important for me than my family and cannot be. Everything else is nonsense, tinsel, an excuse for a joke.
- In my opinion, there are people who are good, positive, adequate, and it doesn’t matter whether they like your work or not. And there are stinkers whose dramatic role in life is to stink for any reason.
- Has everyone seen the advertisement in which Anna Semenovich advertises the potency drug? Better remember what Anna Semenovich looks like. A drug for potency cannot advertise a drug for potency!
- Here you are, girls, going somewhere to Turkey, taking pictures there with your friends hugging on the beach in swimsuits, posting it all on Facebook, they give you high fives and say how great you are. If I try to take a picture hugging Martirosyan, I’ll immediately look gay! And you ? funny girlfriends, you have a great summer!
- The first myth is that my real name is Denis Dobrovolsky. I stated this in a monologue about pseudonyms, saying that all artists have them, including me. Now everyone is sure of this - even people who went to the same kindergarten with me, studied with me at school: “How is that possible? He has been deceiving us since he was three years old!” Hey, what's wrong with you?!
Alexander Revva
Here it could be Kharlamov with Eduard Surov or Galustyan with the murderous Super Zhorik. But Revva squeezed the greatest profit out of his schizophrenia. It would seem, who else is Arthur Pirozhkov? This is an ancient character from the late 2000s, who should have gone to his grave long ago. But the hits “Hooked” and “Alcoholic,” released last year, each received two hundred million views.
The comedian foresaw the direction in which not only the fashionable Little Bigs, but also the Kirkorovs eventually moved. Comedy pop with crazy videos and bright choruses tore apart what was then and what is now. And Revva is still in trends, but every year it becomes more and more difficult to perceive him in isolation from his image.
Pavel Volya
Oksimiron has released only two albums, but the glamorous scumbag from Penza has released at least five. And who is the musician now?
Pavel's latest collections are devoted to tongue-tied poems. The grown-up comedian thinks about God and enters into a dialogue with himself, but rhymes as if it were the nineteenth century. In short, primitive, boring and verbose. However, connoisseurs note the depth of the works in the comments, and the rhymes at the level of “wake up - wake up” and “calm down - get ready” seem to confuse only me.
Early Pasha was much more pleasing. He burst into the music business in 2007: with the soundtrack to “Our Russia” and the legendary single “Everything will be awesome.” And then he released the debut and most daring rap album of his career - “Respect and Respect.” Each song is like the anthem of a young Moscow party-goer: either Volya is relaxing on Barvikha in the company of tanned old women, then he is roasting Russian showbiz, or he remembers that he urgently needs to please his beloved mother with a song.
“Tanned women are willing to dance,
Rhythms rock their chocolate bodies.
Sweet by the pool
They gave out a pension, topless fun.”
The rhyme and presentation are hellish trash, but in 2007 Pasha was not yet pseudo-poetic. It saved me.
Timur Rodriguez
Timur left Comedy to pursue music. And what did this lead to? Now Rodriguez is copying Eminem's fast flow, and the high point of his career is the spring feat with Grigory Leps. There is the same chewing gum that Volya has: about God and the path of life. Only much more professional.
It’s even strange that for so many years Rodriguez hasn’t scraped together enough for a new album. In 2015, the EP “New World” was released, and the last full-fledged collection – the pop “About You” – came out of Timur’s head seven years ago. And the second-rate song titles speak for themselves. You look at the tracks “Tell Me”, “Sick of You” or “I Believe in Your Love” and you understand in advance: you can’t expect freshness. That's how it works. Perhaps that's why Rodriguez is more appreciated on the old lady's telly.
The book will accept
A black cat crossed my road two days ago, right? Everyone knows this sign, but do you know what to do, what antidote is there? It is written in the book of signs. You need to take a twig, break it into two parts and throw it in two different directions and go. Dumbness in my opinion. Have you ever wondered why we believe in these signs? I bought the whole book on purpose. I found many many examples, friends, to your applause, I introduce you to the signs that you know or do not know from this book. If you met the first woman, if the woman was the first to meet you, do not expect success on this day. There is an antidote - to prevent the omen from coming true, you need to lightly hit the woman with a twig. If you meet a janitor with a broom, bow to him three times. Because in Russia there are street cleaners without a broom, and apparently the migrant workers came up with this idea so that they would be respected. Oh, this is a woman janitor, fuck your ass! Put your panties on inside out, expect a contagious disease! To prevent the omen from coming true, burn your panties. I answer, that’s what it’s written. So women, if your beloved came home without panties, he will protect his family from contagious diseases. He burned it in the entrance and scattered the ashes throughout the floor. That's it, don't get sick, no one. To get lucky in a card game, do many people play poker? attention! Carry a badger tooth in your pocket. If you come across a bald horse first, don’t expect success that day. If I met a bald horse, I wouldn’t expect anything in this life. Guys, pay attention, I didn’t know that such a sign existed. If you dropped ointment on the floor, ointment, dropped ointment on the floor, the most difficult period in your life is approaching. It will take a lot of patience to overcome obstacles. And apparently there is a lot of this ointment. Don't drop the ointment, friends. If you carry a dried bat in your bosom, you will be happy. If a person carries the dried heart of a black dog with him, he will be protected from evil spells. In my opinion, if you put the dried heart of a black dog in your pocket, you are an evil bitch! We have to fight with you! Does the soap slip out of your hands? No good! Waiting for a train sitting on the rails is a bad omen. Losing a wedding ring means divorce. Generally speaking, I can think of a million of them. The plane flies low - somewhere Sheremetyevo! If a girl’s butt itches, the guys praise her. Who she is is not specified here. Either a girl, or an ass. There are the newest, the newest ones that have been introduced in recent years. A telephone with a green casing strengthens the physical health of the owner, but feeds the owner with empty hopes. Should the toilet lid be kept closed so that happiness does not leak out of the house? Attention, a joint, drug cigarettes go out, guests will be or will call! First, your neighbors will call whoever they need and you will have guests no matter what. When buying a car, you need to break a bottle of champagne on the bumper. If the bumper holds up, everything will be fine, if not, it’s bad! Before the flight, smoke half a cigarette and eat half of something, like an apple, for good luck - you’ll get there, finish it and finish smoking. You need to take a bull and a stub with you and at customs listen to these stupid people - are you a drug addict? Before departure, go to the plane and urinate on the wheel - good luck! Have you always noticed this moment when the door was closed, the ramp was removed, but why are we not flying anywhere? Taking women on a bus carrying football players means losing. Listen, Russian team, we know all the places where you took women on the bus. Guys, the general conclusion from this book is - buy it, read it, you can find it for any sign. any application, but most importantly, the letter P is a sign. The more you believe in bad omens, the more of them you encounter along the way!
Anton Lirnik
This is Lirnik for us - the plump man from the “Chekhov Duet”. But in Ukraine, Tokha is known as a TV presenter, writer, producer and, to boot, a musician. In 2008, my uncle founded the group LirnikBand, and seven years later he released his only Platinum album. And no, this is not an achievement. Just a name.
Lirnik himself avoids genre characteristics. Perhaps it is most reasonable to call his work comedic storytelling to music or a castrated version of the early “Lyapis Trubetskoy”. Only without Mikhalko. But in the mid-2010s, Anton’s lightweight songs coped with their only task: not to bother the casual listener who turned it on.
