Bitchy statements about yourself beloved. Statuses about yourself

For the envious

If you want to “click on the nose” of your ill-wishers and are looking for a status about yourself, your beloved, with meaning, then check out the small selection below. Maybe there is something suitable.

If you are discussing me, it means you care. I don’t care, and I’m not discussing you. No time, you know.
Nothing motivates better than your envy: I read it and my mood lifts, and I want to do great things again.
Yes, beautiful, yes, smart, yes, sexy. With a fur coat, a car and a cool guy. Who's stopping you?
Before you throw a stone at my garden, take a closer look at yours. Have you taken a closer look? Same thing.
I love posting photos, I learn so many new and interesting things about myself, my beloved, at once.
To those who visit my page more often than their own, I can only say one thing: I am smart and beautiful, and you only confirm this.

There is no one better than me in this world

Many statements by representatives of the fair sex are usually of a very diverse nature. Most often, they inform the entire virtual world that they are very valuable specimens of the human race. Therefore, any status about oneself with meaning, glorifying and glorifying the feminine virtues of young ladies, helps them greatly increase their own self-esteem.

An elegant woman is truly simple. Pretentious - just funny.
I never trust anyone. I don’t believe myself either.
If people often discuss you, it means there is something for it. They do not touch ugly women and completely ignore them.
Envy is the most honorable veiled compliment.
Sometimes an unexpected thought comes into my head that I am a girl like everyone else. But soon I clearly understand that my thoughts are stupidity and I again become majestic and beautiful.
A real woman doesn't show off. It penetrates the heart.
If my husband doesn’t buy me a mink coat soon, I’ll quickly skin him myself.
I don't strive to be truly perfect. Everyone who needs it has already found their unique ideal in me.
Live one day at a time!
Loving couples do not post photos of each other hugging or write about their passionate love for each other on social networks.
Accept a guy as a friend on VK and soon expect to see all his women.
Everyone who looks at me, look! This is not an art museum and they don’t charge a lot of money for a look.
Every girl sets herself a true goal to quickly please some guy. It does not include reciprocity in such a goal.
Those who judge me, please relax. They already love me.
Am I not a true ideal? Who are you to judge me? Do you have an art degree, or what?
Smile at yourself more often and suddenly you will notice how the whole world will suddenly smile back at you.
Okay, where are we not? It's good where I am.
If you really love me, then love me as I am. I can’t be any better, but I won’t get any worse.
Women like me are only for real macho men. A simple guy won't suit me.
If all my cherished dreams suddenly come true - what will happen, what will happen!
There is no more beauty like me. Have time to enjoy it.
If you have absolutely no respect for yourself, then how can you demand respect from other people?
Your person is not the one who feels good with you. A whole hundred people can feel very good with you. Yours is truly miserable without you.

With humor

Are you in a good mood or want to have a little fun? Then a status about yourself, your beloved, with meaning, but humorous, will do.

I'm not a princess or a queen. I am a goddess. Bow down.
I’ll wake up and look in the mirror: my eyes are swollen, there’s a pillow mark on my cheek... Well, isn’t it a miracle?
They say that where we are not, it is always good. But where I am, it’s always awesome!
Rare view. One-piece copy. Exclusive tuning. Unique firmware. There are really no guarantees. Only for those who are not afraid to take risks.
I’m a real girl: I say one thing, think another, do a third, and still dream... Oh, what I don’t dream about!

Let women stop galloping horses, but I’m a girl. So give me some coffee and some cake.
Today I am white and fluffy, like an angel. Because I forgot my broom at home.
I'm not vindictive, I just have a good memory.
I don't have cockroaches in my head. They had long been devoured by some terrible monster.
I'm all so sudden, all contradictory. It's the most scary thing.
Don't awaken the beast in me. If he wakes up, you can’t just put him to sleep.
Blonde, smart and beautiful. Not looking for anyone. Just showing off.
I'm like a convertible. Just as steep without a roof.
I start easily, start quickly, cool down slowly.
Professionally I step on the same rake. Maybe it's time to give master classes?
I'm kind, very kind. When I get enough sleep.

Statuses, quotes, funny and bitchy....I love all such phrases

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— It’s annoying when you call your friend and ask: “Are you ready?,” she answers: “Yes, yes, I’m ready,” and then you come to her, — and she’s still running around the house in her underpants, — painting her eyes... — But you love her... she's a friend)

And when suddenly I wonder where he is and how he is, I just turn on Discovery, look at the monkeys and see that he is happy and eating bananas

I was once an angel... But then I lost my wings and moved to a broom... So what? And higher speed and tuning in the future!

I would be a good girl if it weren't for these bad boys.©

Previously, girls melted from the words: 'I love you!'... But now the time is such that only from the words: 'I'll break your jaw!' the soul becomes warmer...

- Sorry, but I already have a girlfriend. — And if they offer you a Lamborghini, you will also say “sorry, but I already have a Lada.”

-Hey, why did you throw a brick at your ex? -And I won’t do it anymore... -And he doesn’t need anymore

-Girls, should I let you down?! - No, thanks. We are no longer girls, we have already been given rides

Women can fake orgasm, and men can fake love! (With.)

All great things begin with the words fuck it, let's try!)

I would love to offend you, but I’m afraid that I still won’t be able to do better than nature... (c)

In the yard in the sandbox there is a young father with a one and a half year old child. From somewhere on the upper floors a cry: “Roma!” Give the child the spatula immediately! And give the bucket to whomever you told!

If I took money to discuss my personal life, I probably would have made a good fortune long ago.

xxx: I’m wondering why I could take something like this from a house by the sea so that everyone will see me and immediately go crazy yyy: take skis

- I have two news for you: one is good, the other is bad. - Let's start with the bad one. - I crashed your Mercedes. - Is it good? - I won’t do this again.)))

She - Hello... He - Come out... She - I... he - Yes, I know: you’re not wearing makeup, you’re not ready, you’re busy... Come on out

Who's proud? Am I proud? No, we are queens, simple women)))))))))

A best friend is a bitch who knows what you’re keeping quiet about and always fucks you up...t))))))

To the question: “How many men have you had?” I answer honestly, hand on heart: “Not one. But asshole..."

If I go out naked on the balcony, the apartments opposite will rise in price!!!

As you said, so in my opinion it will be!

-Why did you fall in love? -Mom, where did you get the idea? -You’ve been eating soup with a fork for 15 minutes already….-Damn..

Will he write? - He will write... If you are the one he breathes.

Look for someone who will call you beautiful, not sexy, who will call you back when you hang up... Wait for someone who will hold your hand in front of his friends, who will constantly remind you how lucky he is to have you...©

Life is a series of problems. And the choice is ours: either whine or solve them.

If your man goes to the left, the main thing is not to meet him there!

In the club: - Girl, let's go to my place? - What for? - Well, let's see the movie - No, a guy here offered me sex, I'd better go to him)

Girls tell fortunes not only on Christmas Eve, but also every time after sex...

my men always remain mine, no matter whose beds they wake up in..

I feel so good with you, that’s it, thank you, I’ll go

You can either love me or hate me... but no one is indifferent to me!

A man is jealous when he loves. A woman is jealous even when she doesn't love.

-Darling, my belly is growing, I think I’m pregnant -Aha, well, yes. I even know who the father is. -Who? -Bakery plant

Want to save money at a restaurant? Start with the phrase: “Well, my favorite fatty, choose!”

Why didn't you pick up the phone??? I danced to the bell))))

Dear, you know so much about me that someday I will have to kill you))))

Is it easy to love her when she smiles?

It's easy to love her styled hair and carefully made-up beauty. ([|Continue])

It's easy to love her when her main problems only make you stronger in her eyes - you can fix your headphones, buy a chocolate bar or give a compliment, right?

It's easy to love her when she's always in a good mood. When he gives it to others as a gift.

It's easy to love her scent of delicate perfume.

It's easy to always love carefully chosen phrases.

It's easy to love her when she helps you quietly and unobtrusively

Easily?

Now try to love her when she smokes through the open window at night, when she smells of smoke and tears.

Easily?

Try to love her when she sobs on the floor of the room, bent over from the weight of such problems that you, let alone lift on your shoulders, cannot move.

Try to love her in the morning, when she sleepily looks in the mirror without a smile. without a mask.

Try to love her all, without a trace, all her disadvantages, problems and disappointments.

Try to fall in love with her when she screams, hysterical and angry... When she quarrels with loved ones, when she feels impossibly lonely....When she feels lifeless.....

Like when I was a child, I want to sit on someone’s lap, roar and complain to everyone

After sex: He - I realized that I’m not your first... She (lighting a cigarette) - and I realized that you’re not the last.

Only with a real friend can you walk all day, say goodbye for half an hour, go out into the whole street shouting “bye, fool,” and then talk to her on your mobile all the way.©

There is happiness, I know him... I know his phone number, I know the smell of his perfume, he has gentle hands and he kisses great...)

They envied her even when she was worse off than others.....and all because she always kept her mark...

My business? For all the “norms”, for him it is “the best”. And only for the best friend: “Yaaaan, this is f*ck!” =))

If the stars light up, light up with us!!!

With a taste of tenderness and the aroma of arrogance...

I’m not going to dance to your tune: my shoes are expensive, and your music sucks!

If you wrap soap in a towel and beat someone with it, there will be no traces left on the victim’s body that could be recorded by a forensic examination. This information haunts me

What a stupid question “Can I meet you?”…..- “How do I know if you can or not!!! Go ask your mom...”

She is no longer the same, she is different. There is no place in her heart for those who are unworthy of Paradise. She changed her voice and smile, she corrected her mistake...

If you look at a girl for a long time, you can see how she gets married...

- such a beautiful girl and smokes! - such a scary young man talks.)))

Does it hurt?...fuck it. My dad told me that I was a strong girl. ©

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Let's add poison

Do you want something special? Then a status about yourself, your beloved, with meaning (bitch) will do.

If a bitch is a woman who knows what she wants and how to achieve it, then yes, this is about me.
Today I wanted to be a sweet and kind girl. Until my inner bitch woke up and told this idea to go to hell.

Bitchiness is not a flaw, it's
I’m not a boor, but a virtuoso of words: I don’t swear, but I send beautiful messages.
Why did we break up? I was bored. Yes, that happens too.
It's hard to be a princess when the crown comes off.
I won’t run after you, wait for calls or SMS. I don't like it - the door is there.
It’s not me who allows myself too much, it’s you who allow yourself too little.
To communicate with a man you only need two fingers: you beckon with your index finger, and you send with your middle finger.
To be respected, first learn to respect yourself, and not whine that someone else has a better life.

Bravely, comrades, keep up

Sometimes cute girls write various funny statements about their irresistible beauty, which are statuses about my beloved with meaning. Their fans on social networks read such words of their passions and understand that their author is not only a confident young woman, but also a very smart person. Therefore, such aphorisms are sometimes very sharp.

They tell me: “You should reach higher!” And where higher? There's nowhere else to go!
Any normal guy is not suitable for me. Only the prince on a white horse. I will wait for him at least until retirement.
If someone doesn't like me, deal with this difficulty yourself. No need to inform me.
Read my statuses about yourself, my beloved. It is possible that you will become at least a little smarter.
I used to have beautiful big wings. But life has taught me that it will work out much faster on a broom.
I am as strong as the man I dreamed of as a child should be.
If you leave me, then I won’t care whether you love me or not. For me, you seem to have died.
Loneliness and self-sufficiency are far from the same thing.
Even the strongest and bravest woman sometimes wants to be held in her arms.
You don't have to think about what you'll get for your anniversary. Better give your gift to me.
If a girl is a bitch, then such a nickname does not mean that her whole soul is not constantly crying from the rudeness and malice of the world around her.
I don't need girlfriends. One is busy when I have no one to leave the child with. Another one goes to the country when I have no one to move the closet. The third one is rushing to the resort when my husband got sick. Why all these women? For empty chatter and gossip?
A strong woman, returning from hard work, lay for a long time on the dirty floor, screaming and crying loudly. She wanted a Barbie doll and a can of beer.
Men very often leave and return to their spouses. The woman endures for a long time, and then leaves. Once and forever.
Of course, I agree to chat. But I won’t let you into your soul for friendship.
Sworn envious people constantly monitor your smallest successes, even more vigilantly than you yourself.
Oh, how unpredictable and incomprehensible I am! Simply wonderful!
Don't accidentally awaken the woman in me. Then you won't sleep all night.
Give someone a penny and he will be grateful to you for the rest of his life. You will give your whole soul to someone else, and he won’t even notice.
Student, entrepreneur, athlete.
Don't get me started. Then you won't leave.
Before you promise me the world, buy me some ice cream first.
I'm not looking for a mate. But a huge bunch of hungry men are looking for me.
Never burn old bridges. Better burn the old rake.
I don't allow myself too little. You don't allow yourself much.

Status about yourself, beloved

With meaning you may like the following phrases:

Yes, I am strong, purposeful, I can do anything. But sometimes you just want to wrap yourself in a blanket or ask to be held in your arms.
If you leave, you can come back a million times. If I leave, it will be forever.
I'm not alone. I'm self-sufficient.

Even the strongest women have the right to be weak.
Every Vanilla Barbie also has a heart. And while I portray an impenetrable bitch, it cries from your rudeness and anger.

Statuses with meaning

Bitchy statuses with meaning are an opportunity to show your attitude to life.

If you have nothing to give me, if you make my life worse or more confusing, you and I are not on the same road.
How do you understand that there is a strong man in front of you? Just ask how he feels about female bitchiness. Has a spark of excitement lit up in your eyes? We can continue our acquaintance!
I'll be myself. Against all odds. Contrary to what other people think. Contrary to the voices that talk about what a woman should be.
This world was created by men. If a woman manages to adapt to his laws, they will definitely say about her that she is a bitch.
Best of all, I know how to defend my point of view. I see what I want and go towards the goal. Don't you like it? Do you like modest smart girls? So, get out of my way.
Is someone whispering behind your back? So you've left everyone far behind.
So what if I can be a bitch? I am expensive wine, not beer in a plastic bottle. For the sake of pleasure, you can endure it.
Every woman must do three things in life. Give birth to a son (or daughter). Build a house (or buy an apartment). Become a bitch (or at least try to do so).
The status of a bitch is a crown that not every woman deserves.

Have you been called a bitch? Take it as a compliment. Don’t be afraid to be yourself, and only strong people and true friends will remain next to you!

Calm down, comrade, calm down

Many everyday situations require a lighter attitude towards them. Therefore, the most interesting statuses are about not giving a fuck for girls, in which they urge not to give up under the blows of fate. It is worth citing the most interesting of them.

If the problem can be solved with money, then the problem becomes a regular expense.
Don't worry about anything in advance and don't rejoice in anything prematurely.
There is an everyday rule. When a situation from one side is seen as nonsense, then it will look the same from the other.
Today is no different from the rest. I don't care either way.
Indifference helps to accurately and correctly judge life phenomena.
Learn to survive in any cold weather. Just tell yourself: “I don’t care, worse has happened.”
Law of physics: the less mental strength is devoted to a problem, the smaller in volume it becomes.
Don't wait for your life to get better. Spit on everything and she really will immediately become better.
Only death cannot be corrected. We'll throw away the rest, fix it, buy it.
The stronger a person is, the more things he treats with complete calm.
Turn on the “I don’t care about anything” mode, keep it active and lose the password.
The neurologist will prescribe medications for which you will have to pay a fortune. And not caring will heal the nervous system absolutely free of charge.
When everything is indifferent, it means that everything is in order in life.
Everything is vanity of vanities.
In a healthy body there is a devil-may-care spirit.
If you don’t want to reach a nervous breakdown, you should sometimes disconnect from the world around you.
Indifference tastes very sweet.
At school, teachers scolded me for not caring about anything. But it turned out that I have a very important quality in the modern world - stress resistance.
The battle between good and evil ultimately leads to zero results. The level of good is absorbed by the corresponding level of evil and vice versa. Then it becomes all the same.
The more threatening the situation becomes, the more indifference is required to resolve it.

You should like these cheeky VK statuses

Getting certain people out of my life solved half of my problems.
I will certainly listen to the advice of someone who has gotten more out of life than I have. The rest - on the potty and in the cradle!
Forgive me, goodbye my abandoned remnant, let someone else... slip!
A man should come into a woman’s life as a gift of fate, and not as a foundling of hopelessness.
A drunk woman is an unpredictable hurricane! Here she is drinking, and now she is dancing, crying over a stray cat, stealing flowers from a flowerbed...
Everything seems to be fine, but you still want to hit someone in the head with a shovel.
Well, why the hell do I need a prince? I need someone who will tolerate my crazyness and kiss my nose... And I will give him the crown myself...
Either we don’t remember the right words in time... Or it’s not our destiny to shut up in time...
For me, a man is the one who is responsible for his words. And everything else is the middle sex, which is not worthy of respect...
The most terrible virus is to get used to a person... There is no vaccine for it at all...
They’ll hurt me, maybe I’ll endure it... They’ll hurt my children, I’ll tear them to pieces!
No man can boast of such a dick as I put on those who don’t appreciate me!
Before you understand me, learn to think...
I want to run away with someone in the middle of the night and have adventures, see the world and eat at cheap gas stations, sit on the roof of a car and look at the stars, and just be somewhere but here.
Everywhere you look there are only fucking queens and goddesses. I am one little bitch and a big fucker.
I don’t wish harm on anyone, but if some people trip and blow themselves up, I’ll consider it fair.
All diseases are caused by nerves. Nerves from thoughts. All thoughts come from the fact that you don’t give a damn. But in vain.

Indifference and a good life

Of course, there are a lot of things that are dear and valuable to all people

However, the status of not giving a damn means that one should be careful about attaching inordinate importance to even very important problems. This approach to them will subsequently save you from many disappointments.

If you learn to be indifferent, it will become the most important skill of your life. A happy person differs from an unhappy person only in the level of the problem that can unsettle him. I have salvation from any situation. It consists in the fact that I say: “Ah! Spit!" Do you want to enjoy life? Turn on the indifference! How to cultivate a calm attitude towards life. For any reason, you need to ask yourself the question: “Why did I give it up?” Wars are started by those who want to achieve something. Indifferent people do not participate in them. It is not beauty that will save the world. The world will be saved by not caring. You feel bad? There are gymnastics that actively reduce stress levels. Raise your hand, look at everything through your fingers. Then give up on everything. Then spit and rub

Repeat every day 3 times. Why don’t the most interesting people take care of their appearance, don’t try to attract the attention of the opposite sex, and don’t go out of their way at work? It's simple. They don't care. The calmer you are about problems, the more often situations arise in life when it becomes all the same. Forward! Only without me. If you don't know what to do, then act as if you don't care. Feeling afraid, anxious or irritated? Psychiatrist Doctor Do Not Care will cure you quickly. Why is childhood remembered with joy? Yes, because back then nothing had much weight. I have 3 most important approaches to any problem: “I don’t care,” “I don’t care,” and “Yeah, okay!” They say to me: “Poor, poor, what can bring you out of a state of indifference?” Love, kindness and generosity will bring me out of it

In the meantime, I don’t care. Save! I was struck by a terrible disease under the complex name “Plevaticus for all”. Until troubles come, there is no need to wait and call for them. It's better to forget about everything and have fun. No one will direct me on the wrong path. I'm going the right way. It leads to indifference. Don't worry about things you shouldn't care about. I have a special status. On my page it says: “I am in a healthy state of not giving a damn.” If you want to cope with troubles, there is no need to complain and complain. We must spit on them from a high tower and forget. Maybe everything will work itself out.

Dogs!

Dogs are amazing animals! They have been living side by side with humans for thousands of years! Statuses about dogs, with whom we have so much in common.

My friend has a dog. Well, in general, this is such a huge crazy Rottweiler... Every time I see her, my friend reassures me that she is not hungry... She is a polite little bitch... That's the kind of dog I have! Dogs are amazingly loyal animals

Honestly, it’s hard to even believe that so many people are worthy of such devotion. Note to novice dog owners: try to use fewer curse words...otherwise dogs will learn them! I'm tired of people... From now on, only my dog will be my friend - he will definitely never betray me. For some reason, right at that moment when I’m walking the dog, and an interesting guy walks by - the dog decides to go to the toilet in a big way! We all should learn something from Hachiko... A true girl can even teach a dog to give a paw with the command “Get a manicure!” Attention, an evil dog has settled somewhere here! Don't offend her! Let's dedicate some statuses to our little brothers from the streets! Just imagine what it’s like for them to live there? When your friend betrays you, it’s definitely not your dog... The person who can walk past a hungry street dog is truly terrible!

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