Mondays can be treated differently. Some consider this day to be the most difficult, while others, on the contrary, believe that the beginning of a new week is like a new window of opportunity.
Negative attitudes towards Monday have existed since ancient times. Since Sunday was a non-working day for Christians, Monday, of course, was not particularly popular. With globalization, the so-called “English week” has spread throughout the world with two non-working days - Saturday and Sunday. And Monday has to take the rap again.
Mark Twain in “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer” very funny described the attitude of an ordinary boy towards Monday.
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Tom woke up on Monday morning feeling very unhappy. He always felt miserable on Monday morning, as that day began a new week of long torment at school. He even wished then that there would be no resurrections in his life at all, since after a short freedom the return to prison would be even more difficult.
For many adults, over the years, this negative attitude towards Mondays not only has not changed, but, on the contrary, has intensified.
Quotes about Monday will help you understand why we perceive Monday this way and not otherwise. They will also make it clear that there is nothing terrible about this day of the week.
Quotes about Monday morning
We were dumbfounded on Monday morning.
There is no point in blaming the mirror if the morning falls on Monday.
On average, a person needs 10 minutes more sleep, and on Monday - an hour.
The first rule of a pollster is to never do a public opinion poll on Monday morning.
When I retire, I will go out every Monday at seven in the morning and watch people go to work and suffer.
Even a bear after hibernation is a more adequate, nice and kind creature than I was on Monday morning.
Monday... morning... Club of the green and easy-going...
Tomorrow in all the homes of the country: the psychological drama “Monday morning”.
Nothing ruins a Sunday party like a gloomy Monday morning.
I can't get up. Monday came... right at me.
Happy Monday – cool and funny pictures with captions
Happy Monday – cool and funny pictures with captions. Download free postcards with humor about Monday and cheer up your acquaintances and friends on this difficult and difficult day. Monday is the beginning of the week, the first day from which most people decide to change their lives and start doing something that is very difficult, but we can’t do without humor and positivity, so have fun with pictures with captions, share them with everyone and see how the world will become kinder.
Funny picture about Monday with a cool caption.
A hare with a sore head after a fun weekend.
The little squirrel will never understand why Mondays come so often and completely suddenly.
Oh my god, it's Monday again.
The bewilderment of the red cat: “Sho, it’s Monday again...”
Monday itself is a very difficult day, especially when there are 83 reports coming up.
Cool and funny picture about Monday.
“Hurray, Monday has come,” thought the cat Dymok with a narrowed eye.
Ahhhh, Monday came right at me. What to do???? I can't get up......
Cool card – “Monday, I love you.”
Winnie the Pooh doesn't understand where the weekend went?...
A funny card about Monday with humor.
Monday always pays off for the weekend.
The chick doesn’t even understand why today is Monday?
"Hooray! It’s finally Monday!”
The monkey is ready for Monday! Are you ready to meet this wonderful day?
“Don’t fool me, today is Monday without you!” - a cool picture about Monday from Aunt Owl with the inscription.
A funny and cute hedgehog says hello to Monday and is going to make it good.
A funny picture about Monday with an inscription from the funny grandmother Yozhka.
“Monday is the kind of day when instead of a badge you want to hang a sign: “Beware, angry dog!”
For Monday to be happy, it must be scared with positivity.
Cool British cat welcomes Monday.
Picture – Give Baloo the bear coffee urgently.
And who came up with this work? And even on Monday... I won’t go there for anything, don’t even try to persuade me...
Monday, who came up with you!? – thoughts of a cool dog on Monday morning after a busy weekend.
A funny picture about Monday with the inscription – “Every week the same thing! Same…"
Cool dog with fruit on his head.
Tarsier with bulging eyes.
The funny elephant was going to scare Monday with positivity. Will you support him?
Folk signs about the mood on Monday.
On Monday morning, coffee runs past the mug for some reason)))
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Quotes about Monday and work
No matter how much you pay an employee, he still waits for Friday.
Monday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. Three pages of the calendar have to be torn off at once.
On Monday it is better to come to work on Tuesday.
In order to increase the number of happy people on the planet, it is enough to shorten the Monday working day to 4 hours.
There are two cases where you don’t want to go to work on Monday: if you didn’t have time to rest well over the weekend, and if you managed to rest well over the weekend...
Monday is the kind of day when, instead of a badge, you want to hang a sign: “Beware, angry dog.”
People, why are you only angry on Monday? It’s as if I want to work on other days.
The shortest day is Monday; before I wake up, it’s time to leave work.
A person who spends his entire life working at a job he doesn’t like has not seven Fridays a week, but five Mondays.
If you work without days off for a couple of weeks in a row, then Monday doesn’t seem so scary. But life - yes, life seems scary.
Funny statuses about Monday
The whole week was Monday.
If you try to close a square container with a round lid, it's Monday. If it happens to be Friday...
I bought the book - How to put makeup on your eyes on Monday morning if they don’t open?
Daughter! We all start a new life on Monday! I'll quit losing weight, dad will quit smoking. And you? - And I? And I can quit school...
There is no point in blaming the mirror if the morning falls on Monday.
Plan for Monday: 1. Wait for Friday.
Monday... God's punishment for us for what we did on the weekend...
This is why Monday was placed at the beginning of the week, to knock out all the crap that had accumulated over the weekend at once.
It’s Monday again, and we have a special guest in our studio, aspirin...
Monday is the kind of day when instead of a badge you want to hang a sign: “Beware, angry dog!”
On Monday morning, before school, all sorts of illnesses get worse.
I am organizing a collection of signatures for the abolition of Mondays...
Monday is a hard day... Especially for office workers. I have to tear off 3 pages of the calendar at once...
The habitat on Monday is especially aggressive.
Well, after my Sundays, is it really possible to start a new life on Monday?
If Monday had a face, I would punch him in the face.
On Monday at work, everything is not so scary: we just have to stand until the smoke break and hold out until lunch.
We were dumbfounded on Monday morning.
There is no point in blaming the mirror if the morning falls on Monday.
There are such Mondays that you can even find a status for them.
I think Mondays have been coming too often and suddenly lately.
The bed has the greatest gravitational force on Monday morning.
A home phone is only needed to find a mobile phone in the apartment on Monday morning!
If after two cold and rainy days it gets warmer and the sun is shining brightly, it’s most likely Monday.
I decided to somehow start a new life on Monday. I liked it and got hooked on it. Now every Monday I start a new life and have never regretted it.
British scientists have found that lying in a warm bed on Monday morning and not going anywhere is awesome.
Monday is the time to pay the bills presented by an exhausted body.
Everything unexpected happens “one day.” Everything expected is on Monday.
The best thing you know when you wake up on Monday morning is that today is Sunday.
It looks like I don’t do anything on Monday, but at the molecular level, believe me, my brain is very busy - it’s trying to understand what’s happening!
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Funny quotes about Monday
If the fork falls, it means a woman will come. If the knife is a man. And if your mood drops, it means Monday will come soon.
Monday is the day of judgment on which we pay for the sinful weekend.
If after two cold and rainy days it gets warmer and the sun is shining brightly, it’s most likely Monday.
Any day can turn out to be Monday in disguise.
Friday night is better than Monday morning. Folk wisdom
Monday comes with enviable regularity. Ed McBain
If you dream on the night from Sunday to Monday that the alarm clock is ringing, then know that this is a prophetic dream. Yuri Tatarkin
Monday is such crap that ends on Tuesday... Yulia Klimova
Monday always creeps up unnoticed.
In my lifelong study of human beings, I have discovered that no matter how hard I try, I cannot prevent Monday from happening. Of course, people don't stop trying, but Monday still catches up with them and all the drones have to drag out their dull work life again, full of meaningless toil and suffering. This thought always comforts me. Geoffrey Lindsay
Sundays are to blame for everything; if there were no Sundays, there would be no Mondays! Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Every Monday I am tormented by the question: was there even a weekend?
Monday is the day of judgment on which we pay for the sinful weekend.
From this Monday I don’t start a new life... I have no strength.
Mondays have come very often and suddenly lately.
Poor Monday. Nobody likes him!
If Monday had a face, I would hit him.
Black Monday is a tautology.
Monday can also be good if it is a holiday.
The thing is that Monday is not Sunday for you.
Quotes
Monday is given to a person for calendar purposes, and not for empty self-deceptions. (A. Vyazemka)
Monday exists so that we do not get lost in time...
Monday is too hard a day to start the week with. (Mira Day)
Do you really think that Tuesday would be easier if it were the first day of the week?!)
And on Mondays I like my head to buzz a little: it helps me remember what day of the week it is. (R. Heinlein)
And I would be glad not to know what day of the week it is, if only my head would stop reminding me.)
Monday comes with enviable regularity. (Ed McBain)
If only miracles happened as often as Mondays come...)
In my lifelong study of human beings, I have discovered that no matter how hard I try, I cannot prevent Monday from happening. Of course, people don't stop trying, but Monday still catches up with them and all the drones have to drag out their dull work life again, full of meaningless toil and suffering. This thought always comforts me. (D. Lindsay)
You need to be optimistic about Mondays; you shouldn’t create problems for yourself at the very beginning of the week!
Monday is the most painful day of the week, the most unbearable. The whole beginning week fell on my shoulders, like the whole world on the shoulders of Atlas. On Monday evening I was relieved of one sixth of the load. And every day it became easier and easier. On Friday evening I was, so to speak, happy. It was still Saturday morning, but we were already free after lunch. I would give myself a joyful or luxurious dinner, after dinner I would lie in bed, and from Saturday evening boredom began, because now only Sunday separated me from the painful Monday. Monday was the hardest and most depressing day, Sunday the most empty. (E. Ionesco)
What difference does it make what day of the week if you have a beloved family, loyal friends and an interesting job?!
Nothing can finish a person off like Monday. (Yun Evo)
By and large, it’s not so much Monday that’s depressing as the end of the weekend and the start of the work week.
Monday is such crap that ends on Tuesday... (Yu. Klimova)
For some people, Monday goes by unnoticed...
- How quickly time flew by! Monday is already knocking on the door! - Let him knock. We won't open. (Nemi)
I'm afraid he won't even ask, that's how he'll get into life!
Nobody likes Monday morning. It's hangover time. The new week has not yet begun, but the tail from the previous one remains. Nobody likes it, no matter whether it rains or shines. (Ed McBain)
It’s weekend drinkers who don’t like Mondays, but those who don’t drink don’t care at all...
Sundays are to blame for everything; if there were no Sundays, there would be no Mondays! (G. Marquez)
It’s strange how you haven’t blamed Saturday yet?!)
Monday is a nasty day. For lonely girls, who once again did not receive the gifts they expected from life over the past weekend, this day was like a bitter pill. Especially when you realize that you chose the wrong job: in the wrong place, with the wrong people and for the wrong calling. (A. Larina)
This is how it happens in life: you chose everything wrong, and Monday is to blame for everything...
Cool statuses and aphorisms about MondayMonday... Morning... reluctance... No love, no pity, no tea... Today, don't be afraid of me, work... I WILL NOT TOUCH YOU! I answer...
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The weekend is a success if on Monday you pour tea, holding the mug at an angle so that it doesn’t foam...
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Every Monday is the beginning of a new life. How many of these lives have ended before they even began! I'm grieving.
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On Monday, in the corridors of the institution there is a subtle aroma of perfume, freshly ironed clothes and the constant taste of fumes
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Mondays are bumps in the road of life.
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On Monday I fell in love. And on Tuesday he got hurt. On Wednesday he confessed his love. And on Thursday I was waiting for an answer. We got married on Friday. And on Saturday we got into a fight. The lawsuit was filed on Sunday. Divorced on Monday!
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Monday... morning. Club of green and easy-going…
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Unhappy, tired, shabby looking, Well, what happened to you, individual? “I found my path to nirvana not easy, But then, damn it, Monday came again!!!”
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Morning... Monday... it’s like you’re dying yourself... And then - a follow-up call to your head!
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Is Monday a hard day?! Who came up with this nonsense? As soon as I sat down at the computer, they were already shouting: lunch. I dined in a big way, ate something and drank a lot. Before I even had time to look back, evening had come.
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When I retire, I will go out every Monday at seven in the morning and watch people go to work and suffer.
It’s easy to wake up on Monday morning, but it’s difficult to not fall asleep again.
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- I hate Monday! - So today is Wednesday! — The hatred does not subside!!!
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I hope one day I wake up in the morning, turn on the news and hear: “Monday is cancelled, continue to sleep...”
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Monday can be good too if it's a holiday
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That's who invented Monday and called it Black Friday
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It's nice to look at slender girls! I cast a furtive glance with envy. That's it, on to the diet! I'll start on Monday! And to say goodbye, cake, cookies, chocolate...
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I can't get up. Monday came... right at me.
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Today is Monday again, Well, why am I not a slacker? In the morning I wouldn’t see sleepy faces... And day after day would be the same... I would write poetry lying on the stove, Or I would smoke on the porch... Well, okay, stop wailing, It’s high time to get up!
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The eye is blinking, I want to sleep... Monday is *oops...
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— I propose to meet at the Park Kultury metro station at 8 a.m. on Monday. What will you look like? - Badly…
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If you live to be 70 years old, you will live 10 years of Mondays...
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I turn off the colors of life, turn on my brain, lie down and let Monday out the window
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Sometimes it seems to me that Monday is one big spit in the soul.
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No, well, we need to do something about these Mondays! After all, the people are suffering! I do not propose to support the previously put forward idea of “take it and cancel it”, but canceling work on Mondays until lunch as not bringing results is quite reasonable and humane!
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The surge of strength on MONDAY turned out to be so HIGH that... it drowned ALL the desire... to WORK.
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There is a pleasant turmoil in my head, Because Monday has come. This means I didn’t die on Friday! Eh, I wish I could remember where I was for two days?
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She looked like a pure and sweet child with an angelic face, but then she woke up and said “fuck it’s Monday again.”
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Now the weekend has flown by, there is confusion in my soul and my soul doesn’t want MONDAY in any way...
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Monday again, fresh as a cut... I don’t care... I’m without work.
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Friday has flown by, Monday has come, but not everyone, not everyone has returned to their jobs
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Monday is coming to us... Monday is coming to us... Fun takes away and sleep is invigorating, Monday is REAL HELL!!!
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Has Monday appeared again? Washed, shaved and businesslike. All night I dreamed about Saturday, You ruined your vacation, you parasite!
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On Monday I got up early, drank some black coffee, but decided not to tear my eyes out and sank into bed.
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Monday is a hard day, everyone around knows this. After a weekend of festivities, suddenly back to work. I wish you now that your day will be easy. Well, it’s not far until Saturday.
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