In fact, a woman really wants to obey a man. But this is the biggest secret of all women in the world. She just wants to obey a worthy man who is stronger and smarter than her.
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They make life more interesting, they offer their hand, open the door, buy chocolate and dresses. They meet us at airports. They will go to war if there is a war. They are brave.
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A woman always knows what a man wants from her, but she does not always know what she wants from him.
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A man will only love the girl who believes in him more than anyone else.
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There is a huge difference between a civilized man and a savage, but it is not noticeable until the man has had breakfast.
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A man who tries to possess all women will one day yearn for only one. And a man who has one will cause the admiration of all other women
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Come on, get off the nuclear warhead immediately! Yes. I wanted to feel the power between my legs.
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A man keeps someone else's secret better than his own, and a woman keeps hers better than someone else's.
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Ugly women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful people have no time for this; they are jealous of strangers.
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There are men whose stupidity and tenacity truly surpass anything that can be expected from God's creation.
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If a man breaks up with a woman, this does not mean that they will not have a wedding.
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- Since a woman finds joy in accumulating money, a man has no choice but to find joy in earning it.
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A man achieves a woman not when he sleeps with her, but when only he sleeps with her.
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A man should be decorated with three things: decency, character and actions, and not youthful nonsense, high self-esteem and a long tongue
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When men treat a woman with disrespect, it almost always shows that she was the first to forget in her treatment of them.
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- Oh, these men are so flighty, so fickle Today one kisses, tomorrow another
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The world is made up of slackers who want to have money without working, and idiots who are willing to work without getting rich.
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I hate it when they say: just forget her and move on with your life. Okay, then you just rip your head off and move on with your life.
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For the first time, a husband brought a bouquet of flowers to his wife. She told him: So what do I need to do now, should I spread my legs? What, there’s no vase?
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A man's strength is not in how many women he slept with, but in how many he refused for the sake of one.
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Women, like children, love to say no. Men, like children, take it seriously.
Statuses on the topic “Man and Woman”.
- You got used to her, she loved you. He didn’t give her gifts or flowers, didn’t tell her how beautiful she was, and that he was ready to do anything for her.
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You were busy all the time. I was annoyed when she cared and loved. And even you have never tried to find out what her soul is screaming about.
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She wanted to become unique, To become the most important thing in life for you, But again, falling asleep, she sees your back, And she so wants to look into your eyes.
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And she really wants warmth and understanding, A little affection and very simple care, To give her a little attention, At least on Sunday and Saturday.
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She will follow you, even into the abyss, and will not betray you in trouble, and will be by your side. She wants to be useful to you, to greet you from work with dinner and tea.
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- You don’t value her, you don’t value her at all. And you are not afraid of losing at all. Oh, if only you knew how many people you have refused, so that she can fall asleep next to you
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A strong woman also sometimes dreams of not holding back her tears, so that they can run like a river, dashingly sweeping away boring fans from her heel. I just haven't met a strong man yet
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A strong woman is a tender, vulnerable flower There is cold outside, but in the heart there is a stream of tears A weak man fears her like fire The inscription seems to be on her: “Don’t love me”
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A strong woman cannot be conquered by pity, and money cannot buy her. She pulls the whole world on herself and hides how she needs love and care with support.
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Husbands are often jealous of a strong woman. You just can’t recognize a sparrow under the mask of an eagle. He will envy her flight. Jealousy is a complex of the weak, and feelings are a lie.
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- Only one day, by chance, forgetting about business, A strong man will notice weakness in his eyes. Having met that look, he will not be able to help but love her. A woman just needs to be loved.
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Never feel sorry for a man! Don’t try to become a “second mother”, Let him be “god”, “master”, “man” with the prefix “the best”:
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The strongest, the dearest, The strong rear, the friendly shoulder, The sweetest, closest and dearest, The one with whom all the problems are nothing!
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Don’t try to take away from him Truly manly hobbies: Try to let him go to football, To the sauna with friends on his birthday, To fishing on the morning of a day off, Let your husband get away, Or on the Internet, at one o’clock at night, Counter Strike shoots at the Fabos!
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Let him nail the shelf in the bathroom himself, no “Yes, it’s not difficult for me.” Let him carry heavy bags, and prepare breakfast in bed in the morning.
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- Be a wife at home, with friends; In the bedroom - insatiable and dissolute; The queen is next to him on a visit. Just don’t mix anything up!
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If you are fat and lazy, your hubby will leave you on the side! Don't drown him in jealous tears - This won't lead to any good!
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Don't hold him like a dog at your feet. Let go - and he will return to you. Simply, the shorter the leash, the faster he will fall off it!
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Never! Do you hear?! Threats never affect him. Better praise him and then he will get stars from heaven for you!
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Two people live alone, sleeping in the same bed. I don’t want love anymore, they don’t talk about it. The passion has long faded away, Everything in everyday life is familiar. But I’m not yet old, but I can’t sleep in the morning either.
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Two people live alone, sleeping in the same bed. I don’t want love anymore, they don’t talk about it.
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The man who needs me will not leave me, he will be with me. He won’t say that my tears are nonsense, And he will gently protect him from the storm.
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The man who needs me will appreciate my main trait of fidelity. And I will also become alone for him, His motto is called courage.
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He will love, respect and take care. He will be a man not in word, but in deed. Will wipe all worries off my fragile shoulders, And will be proud of my soul, not my body.
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A man who needs me will not speak rudely to me in moments of contention. Although I may not always be right, But he will not allow his beloved to be scared.
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He won’t make me wait for a date, but he will hurry to see you sooner. Desires will be able to guess in the eyes, Taboos for him, than it is possible to offend.
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The man who needs me will consider my naivety to be a talent. He won’t let him doubt I’m important, And I’ve become the only one, not an option.
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He will not allow himself to disappear and lie, And he will never dare to cause pain. And his weakness is the fear of losing me, He can save me, I know for sure he can.
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Too strong to suffer, Too persistent to break, Too bold to endure, Inaccessible to have.
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Too honest to remain silent, Too proud to forgive, Too wild to tame, And cynical not to be taken away.
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Too smart - to “treat”, Incorruptible - to buy, Very rude - in language, Did you think you could handle it? Fuck it!
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Did you horn me? yes twist? Should I still buy a muzzle? Will you always have to endure everything? Sit on a gold chain?
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And serve you as a dog? Should I iron my back and wash my legs? To be your slave? Is that what you wanted? The hell with it!
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So go where you were going! You will be there - HO-RO-SHO! They will be there - everyone will love you! And put on a vest here - stop whining!
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Yes, I'm a bitch - and you're an asshole! And we are not a couple - Well, no way! Just smart, idiot!! And the crowns don’t - No, they don’t!
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I don’t like pushy and arrogant people, who think that the world is open to them. But I also do not tolerate very pitiful people; the way to me is completely closed to such people.
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I am frightened by rudeness and ignorant people, and an unimportant appearance will push me away. When their socks, sorry, are not fresh, When a man doesn’t take care of himself.
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I drive the illiterates straight to the neck, You can’t build common themes with fools. I am not afraid of false promises, And let them not expect anything in return.
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I despise vulgar people and don’t believe that love will speak in their souls. Big muscles don’t make me happy at all, attractiveness doesn’t flatter my body.
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In a man I prefer wisdom, strength, strong character, breadth of soul. With someone like this, it’s not scary to throw yourself into the abyss; He will protect and hide from the storm.
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Pure feelings cannot be bought with gloss and money, And the beauty of the shell cannot be penetrated. I will be with someone who will simply say “Trust me!”, Whom I can safely trust.
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This often happens when you like someone else’s woman very much, even though you have your own
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The other one is always seductive, A hysteric will not suit And is worth a hot look And a compliment
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Its own - already familiar Although it was also a mania, Alas, male predators do not appreciate adoration
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But remember, looking after another: This often happens - Someone really likes your woman.
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I like to be myself with you, without unnecessary words, without false revelations. And cover your palm with your hand without regrets, both big and small.
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I like to talk for hours, all night long, about our future together. I love you so much, holding my breath, to hug you quietly and tenderly.
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I like it when you frown, When you are angry, you are jealous for no reason. And I, laughing, confess to you again, That there is no better man on earth.
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I like it when you eat and sleep, When you make me laugh, when you tickle, when I pout. When you call “Lapulka” and “Baby”, You kiss me on the nose for frowning for a long time.
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I like to trust without fear, And feel the common pulse on my wrist. I’m just afraid of losing it all, What was so easily called “just happiness.”
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Succumbing to a mischievous thought, In the crowd near the store, A laughing man crept up to one lady.
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I covered her eyes with my palms, so that without looking back, without secretly looking back, I recognized her by guess.
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Of course, darling is behind, Without a doubt! The woman’s chest lit up with sweet languor.
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The task is easy for her, But here is the point of the story - She recognized her hubby, But only the second time.
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Then it was as if thunder suddenly struck, and both were horrified. The jealous spouse proved His “love to the grave.”
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Such a simple plot, tragic and ancient, About the fact that the fate of husbands is to be the last to know everything.
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Hello dear! This is me, your future. Well, for example, a mysterious man! And if you want, you can even be betrothed. Why am I writing? There's a reason for that.
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I mean... In general, I wanted to tell you, so that you quit smoking as quickly as possible. And she covered the kitchen table with a tablecloth, And so that you could wear a cross around your neck.
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Let's study, not poetry at night. Throw folders “All sorts of nonsense” onto the flash drive! By the way, do you like dinner with candles? And if not, then maybe at least lunch?
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And here’s another thing: wear tights in winter. You’ll catch a cold! But this is fraught... And stop the nightly shots of vodka, At your age this is too early!
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Don’t even think about cutting your hair yet. Why do you need a hairstyle like a boy’s? With long hair, you look like a princess. Or for the ladies and from your magazine!
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And lastly... let go of the past? You know who I’m talking about. It gives you false hopes. And you try to avoid random meetings!
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And don’t answer calls, even if you want to. It has passed after all. got sick and ran away. Otherwise, it will never end, And the future (that is, me) is waiting!
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They say we'll meet you soon, and I'll be clumsy when I'm worried. Then I promise, everything will change!
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Do not “tame” a woman beautifully, When you only have a light flirtation with her, After all, every gesture is ordinary, unarrogant, and still speaks of your feelings.
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Do not “tame” a woman in vain, When she is just a light laugh for you, She can believe in this “fairy tale” And “die” when they tell her no.
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Don’t “tame” a woman like a cat, When you decide to “play” with her, After all, you wanted “make-believe” love, you “played enough”, and she wants to survive.
For men
Men's statuses about women - tell us about your thoughts.
- The right girl knows how to act wisely, without affecting the rights and peace of mind of her beloved man!
- A woman should smooth out a man’s rough edges, but not weaken his spirit!
- It is believed that at the moment when a woman begins to criticize more often than to try to help her man, old age sets in.
- The story of Adam and Eve has come to us in a slightly distorted version. Eve was both the snake and the apple...
- A girl is a gift. Such a beautifully wrapped gift...that can never be exchanged.
- What is the problem with women's logic? The fact is that, according to it, any insoluble problem can be solved if you really want to...
- The girl is a parasitic plant... she is beautiful when she has support, she is not able to function on her own.
- The weaker sex... yes, in extreme situations, any of them will overtake a man in sneakers on 10 cm heels!
- The fact that most girls are naive fools is just a screen for our eyes!
- Women are still amazing! First they call you a cat... and then they demand that you be a man!
- If all men agreed not to pester women, then within a couple of weeks the women would hang themselves on them!
- If a girl very frantically asks for forgiveness for something, then be prepared for serious shocks...
- If you give them a thousand roses, they will reproach you for wanting one, but of a different color...
Statuses about men and women
The worst misconception among women is: “He will change.” The most common misconception among men is: “She’s not going anywhere.”
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A romantic man will say something nice to a woman in the morning, and an experienced man will also do it.
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A man who claims that a woman’s place is in the kitchen simply doesn’t know what to do with her in the bedroom!
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The woman is like a teacher during an exam, she seemed to be preparing and told you everything correctly, but she hopped on you and caught you on some little thing.
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A man must fight, because a woman chooses the strong, brave and persistent, and not those who give up and leave at the slightest quarrel.
Statuses about women and men
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And the way to a woman's heart is through his wallet.
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Every woman, after breaking up with a man, imagined how in the future she would be like this - covered in diamonds, coming out of her convertible, and he would be like a drunk homeless man at the station.
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Remember! In a relationship between a man and a woman there should be no other people's opinions and other people's advice. It's hard to see from the outside. More envious from the outside.
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And why are men so afraid of women? Well, what can they do to us? Well, ruin your mood, ruin your life? That's all.
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A man’s life consists of continuous “musts”, “musts”, “musts”. A woman’s life consists only of “I want”, “I want”, “I want”. It's somehow unfair!
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Men just go to bed beautiful and wake up beautiful, but women somehow deteriorate overnight.
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Instructions on how to attract a man: 1. Approached. 2.Looked into the eyes. 3. Started crying. and ran away. All! He is yours!
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. and if they say nasty things about me. believe every word! They said so many nasty things about you that I even began to respect you.
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Friendship between a man and a woman is possible, but you should always have condoms with you just in case.
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The women are waiting for the prince on a white horse. Men are much more modest than that - they don’t need a princess, a maid is enough.
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If a smart man always does what a stupid woman wants, then which of them is smarter?
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You can seduce a man who has a wife, you can seduce a man who has a mistress, but you cannot seduce a man who has a beloved woman!
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A smart man tries not to give a woman reasons to be offended. An intelligent woman does not need reasons to be offended.
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Before a wedding, you think that it can’t get any better, and before a divorce, you think that it can’t get any worse. and you're wrong every time!
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Treat people the way you would like them to treat you. Give the guy flowers!
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From a kiss, to a quarrel is one step, and from a quarrel to a kiss, a week, or even new boots!
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The man said he’ll fix the faucet, so he’ll fix it! And you don’t need to remind him of this every six months!
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A man does 90% of what he promises to do. A woman does 90% of what she promised NOT TO DO EVER IN YOUR LIFE.
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When someone else's husband spends his last 1000 rubles on champagne and firecrackers, he is a romantic, when his own husband is a fool.
On one issue, men and women agreed: both do not trust women. 12
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No serious problems affect a woman as much as the nonsense that she has just created in her head. 6
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A woman never knows what she wants, but she knows perfectly well what she wants. 10
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The girl’s weakness is one thing - she cannot pass by the mirror without looking at herself. 8
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Women have an eternal problem: in winter it seems that there are too many summer clothes, in summer there are too many winter clothes, and there is always nothing to wear. 8
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A woman, if she throws a good tantrum and cries, can prove that two and two are five or even six. 13
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Women always guess everything. They only make mistakes when they think logically. eleven
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It’s bad without women and bad with women. But on the other hand, it’s good with women and good without them too! 12
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A woman is happy when she sees the smiling eyes of her beloved and knows that she is the reason for this joy. 10
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The contradictory nature of women - they can’t stand lies, but they love compliments. eleven
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No matter how much a woman works, she should always look like a beautiful slacker. 16
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A woman who loves you will forgive you all the bad things. A woman who stops loving you will hate you even for good things. eleven
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Women's tears can mean anything. But in most cases, the woman just wants to cry. eleven
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In every decent woman there lives another, completely indecent one. The main thing is to use it in the right proportion. 9
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There is a legend about a guy who once guessed why a girl was offended by him.
For girls
Women's statuses about men - share your opinion about them.
- A decent man will not abuse a girl’s weakness!
- Girls are looking for handsome and smart princes in white Mercedes... But they don’t think about why such fabulous men need them.
- Men are like children... They want everyone to consider them adults, but they are not able to move through life without female support.
- There are no more people like me! No matter how many years you spend searching, you will not find a replacement for me!
- A man who is properly dumped always comes back...
- It’s high time for men to learn that only snowmen are afraid of warmth and affection...
- A little trick for men: remind your girlfriends how much you love their looks...
- No man is worthy of a woman's tears...
- Men are like a ball of thread. Let go of your hands and they will immediately dissolve...
- Some of them get what they deserve... and the rest remain bachelors!
- Men feel their dignity best when they get a heel between their legs!
- Don't expect loyalty from girls who ended up in your bed on the first date...
- Do you want the perfect girl who will be waiting at home, beautiful and made up? I heard that Barbie stores sell...
- When a man is proud of his intelligence, his woman only admires his stupidity!
