Cool and funny statuses about March 8
Leave the dishes, dear, today is March 8th, you’ll wash them tomorrow.
Men! Don't worry about gifts for March 8th..... Just go to the first jewelry store you come across!
Promotion: ALL MEN WHO BUY A FRYING PAN BY MARCH 8TH WILL GET A HELMETS AS A GIFT!:)
I remember we congratulated teachers on March 8th, and having received congratulations, one teacher said “I’m touched” and I really want to answer “Noticeable”)
Why do prices for shaving foam and underwear remain unchanged by February 23, but flowers double in price by March 8?
I don’t need anything from you on March 8th - come yourself and don’t forget your credit card.
Guys rule from February 23 to March 8, and girls from March 8 to February 23. Is it clear who is in charge?
March 8! It should be like this: Girls danced, drank, had fun. The boys paid, got angry, swore.
Why is it considered that it is normal to give a frying pan on March 8, but giving a hammer on February 23 is stupid?
On March 7, due to numerous requests from men, “Simple” shampoo, “Ordinary” lotion, “Who knows what” lipstick and “Any kind” perfume will go on sale.
You say, “Be quiet woman, your day is March 8!!!” So, be afraid!!! THIS DAY CAME! Mi-hi-hi... :o)
March 8 - every man can honestly admit: “Today is not my day!”
March 8 is the only day of the year when women are glad that men lie to them.
March 8 is the day when even the smartest men spend their nest eggs in the most stupid way.
And for March 8th I ordered women’s happiness... without options... and I want to see how he gets out of it...
The wife beat her husband on March 8 with two tulips.
March 8. Again I have to lie to my mother-in-law about what I wish for her. =)
March 8th is the day when you want to be tender, feminine and affectionate, but you realize that you will stupidly get drunk...
Him: What would you like for March 8? she: I would like an apple... bitten... and preferably on the back of a new phone....
Beautiful poems
The sensual poem will certainly be appreciated by many emotional girls.
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Our ancestors easily did any stupidity for your sake; Because of your beautiful eyes, Madness is not uncommon among us... Ah, women, all our glory submits itself to you... Oh, the delightful right To captivate us and drive us crazy!
Denis Diderot
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Is it easy for men to talk about women? Neither brother, nor father, nor husband can reveal All the power of beauty that is hidden in a woman, Capable of inspiring, defeating and conquering. You, woman, are a flower, a source and a star, Mysterious, tender, beautiful and proud; You are the flame of the hearth, the warmth of family and home; You are the light that never goes out on Earth!
Daniil Ratgauz
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Yes, a woman is like wine, And where is the wine, It is important for a man to know a sense of proportion. Don't look for a reason In wine, if you're drunk - It's not the fault. Yes, in a woman, as in a book, there is wisdom. Only the literate can understand its great meaning. And don’t be angry with the book, since, ignorant, you couldn’t read it.
Omar Khayyam
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Kissed, bewitched, Once married to the wind in the field, All of you seem to be shackled, my precious woman!
Not cheerful, not sad, As if descended from the dark sky, You and my wedding song, And my crazy star.
Nikolay Zabolotsky
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You are a woman, you are a book between books, You are a rolled up, imprinted scroll; In his lines there is an abundance of thoughts and words, in his pages every moment is insane.
You are a woman, you are a witch's drink! It burns with fire as soon as it enters your mouth; But the one who drinks the flame suppresses the cry And praises madly amidst the torture.
Valery Bryusov
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Woman is with us when we are born, Woman is with us in our last hour. Woman is the banner when we fight, Woman is the joy of opened eyes. Our first love and happiness, In the best aspiration - the first hello. In the battle for right - the fire of complicity, Woman - music. Woman is light.
Konstantin Balmont
Beautiful statuses for March 8
What epithets can be chosen for such a wonderful holiday as International Women's Day? This is tenderness, beauty, warmth and touching. But is this how we characterize the day? All this is about the wonderful women, thanks to whom this wonderful holiday was born. This is the beginning of spring, the birth of nature and a reflection of the true beauty of our fair half of humanity, which is verbally reflected in beautiful statuses for March 8 and a wide variety of congratulations, quotes and phrases.
Every child who comes to his mother early in the morning on March 8 and simply kisses her awake will be more valuable to her than a million scarlet roses!
Dear girls, I congratulate you on Women’s Day and the long-awaited Spring! Let March 8th be every day for us, because we bring affection, tenderness, peace and new lives to the world! Take care of yourself and your loved ones.
May women's day never end, may the streams sing in your honor, may the sun smile on you, and may men give you flowers.
I would like to wish that every day of the year would be like March 8th - women would be charmingly beautiful, and men would be noble and generous!
March 8th is coming to us with the scent of roses and mimosa. Let the tears shine with happiness and let it be hot with passion! I wish you to be loved, and not to lose faith in your dream. Live with your eyes shooting, exuding beauty!
Among the first days of spring, March 8th is the most expensive. All over the earth, for all people, spring and women are alike.
I wish that the attitude of men towards you throughout your life will be the same as on March 8th!
May people and flowers smile at you with spring rays on this day, and may Love, health, happiness and dreams always go with you through life!
You are as lovely as roses, There is only one difference: Roses wither from the frost, The beauty of women is never!
Let the sun shine with joy today, Leaving a sheaf of great worries in the shadows, And let all the flowers that are in the world bloom today at your feet.
— March is the first month of spring! and Spring is the most beautiful time of the year) Just like girls are the most beautiful creatures on the planet)
I wish you everything that life is rich in: Health, happiness, long years, May this holiday - March 8th - leave a good mark on your soul!
Whatever you say, it’s very nice on March 8th to receive a flower from a random passer-by with the words “You are beautiful.”
Today, each of us is worthy of compliments and the most beautiful words of admiration. Happy March 8, friends!
On this day, March 8, I wish you goodness, armfuls of flowers, and spring warmth.
I will warm your favorite flowers with my breath, on the day of Feminine Charm, they are beautiful, just like you! Happy holiday!
The blizzard has long passed, spring is knocking on every house. I congratulate you, friend, on International Women's Day!
The eighth of March is the day of flowers, Smiles of tender, warm words, For those who are happy and in love - the Day of kisses and confessions, But most importantly - let it become the Day of fulfillment of desires!.. Girls, be happy..!!!
Happy March 8th! May everything be wonderful in life and there will never be tears. Let everything be light and clear, even though life is sometimes difficult. And on this day, so beautiful, I wish you to drown in happiness and sigh with tender joy!
The best gift for a girl on March 8 is when her beloved man is next to her.
Girls, congratulations on the upcoming March 8th!!!! Never be sad, and know that you are the best in the world! And for someone you are incredibly expensive! Happiness and love to you!!!!!
I wish you happiness and love - they are more valuable than all gifts! And may all your dreams come true on the beautiful day of March 8th!
Yes, yes, I’m sure on March 8th they will give me a sea of beautiful flowers... on the Internet.. in contact... on the wall.. thank you, boys!:)
What can I wish you on March 8? Everyone wants their own thing in life, but I wish you just happiness, a little bit of everything, but everything!
The eighth of March is a symbol of endless love for a woman! Love a woman and she will give you eternity!
May your beautiful, bright dreams come true in your destiny. On March 8th I wish you health, happiness and love! Happy Holidays Girls!
Quotes
A great way to congratulate the fair sex is to use quotes from the greats.
- “Sometimes women, whose beauty is perfect and whose virtues are rare, touch our hearts so much that we are content with the right to look at them and talk to them” (Jean de La Bruyère).
- “The woman whom the gods gifted with the beauty of her soul, combined with the beauty of her body, is both a reality and a mystery. Its truth is revealed to those who look at it with the eyes of purity and love, but is hidden in the fog of confused confusion from those eager to describe it in words” (Gibran Kahlil Gibran).
- “No man has lived a true life unless he has been purified by the love of a woman, strengthened by her courage, and guided by her modest prudence” (John Ruskin).
- “Without women, the beginning of our lives would be devoid of help, the middle would be devoid of pleasure and the end would be devoid of consolation” (Nicolas de Chamfort).
- “Even the severity of a beloved woman is full of endless charm, which we do not find in our happiest moments in other women” (Stendhal).
- “Women soften our nervousness, our heightened individualism; they return us to the bosom of the human race” (Maurice Barres).
- “A woman’s life is primarily centered in the life of the heart; to love means to live for her, and to sacrifice means to love” (Vissarion Belinsky).
Toasts
During a festive lunch or dinner, you can and should say beautiful words.
- The great Lope de Vega said: “Whoever does not adore the shortcomings of the one he loves cannot say that he is really in love.” Let's raise a glass to the shortcomings of our loved ones.
- Eastern wisdom says: “If you want to know the strength of steel, rub it against a whetstone. If you want to know the strength of a horse, load it. If you want to know a man's mind, listen to his speeches. And if you want to understand the heart of a woman, you will never understand it.” This toast is to beautiful but incomprehensible women!
- They say that a man is always looking for someone to be proud of, and a woman is looking for a shoulder to lean on. So let your wishes always coincide with your possibilities!
- A smart man knows how to help the woman he loves become even more beautiful. The more he cares about a woman, the more magnificently she blooms and fills a man with her energy. Never forget this!
Congratulations on March 8 to your beloved girl
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Happy Women's Day my love. You are the girl of my dreams and your presence makes everything around me beautiful.
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Happy March 8, my baby. Thank you for believing in me and supporting me when I need it. I love you so much.
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Your beauty never ceases to amaze me, but you are beautiful not only on the outside, but also on the inside. Happy March 8, dear.
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Loving, strong, smart and unpredictable - you have everything and more. Happy March 8th to my beloved girl.
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I always ask myself: what did I do to deserve such an amazing girl like you? I'm incredibly lucky. Happy March 8th!
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My beloved, you are so beautiful and always different. When I think about you, a smile immediately appears on my face. May your path be easy and happy, and I will help you with this. Congratulations on March 8th!
Give women flowers
Beautiful quotes about March 8, as it were, summarize the goal and objectives of this holiday - to please your beloved ladies, so they can sound like this:
- Do not spare money on gifts for your loved ones - after all, love is the best investment.
- The spring intensification of love occurs precisely on March 8th.
- Give women flowers, give women gifts, or better yet, kind words, care, affection and attention.
- Warm March day - there is joy and sunshine in your soul, keep this state in the future.
- You can love the delights of life only by loving a woman.
- You are the best woman, I know it, I love it, congratulate you and adore you.
Congratulations on March 8th to sister
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Happy March 8th, kitten! There is no one closer to me than you, sister. Always remain beautiful, young, healthy and cool. I wish you a million happy days!
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Happy Women's Day, dear sister. My wishes are simple: may all good things come true, may the soul sing, and may love be eternal.
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My dear sister! I hasten to congratulate you on March 8th and thank you from the bottom of my heart for being in my life. Without you she would be boring. I wish you only a good mood, fulfillment of desires and exceptional success. You're the best!
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Thank you dear for your love and faith in good things. I wish you good health, good mood, fulfillment of plans and hopes. Happy March 8th!
