Robot Bender Quotes
- 71 Homo de Light, 57 Chateau Porteil and 66 Tendershake, mix everything in a large bucket.
- Now off to the office to enjoy fasting and repentance.
- The atmosphere is heating up. I hope the robot doesn’t kill everyone...
- Oh, well, of course, if everything around it bends, then the robot designed to bend is to blame.
- (Bender pushes the ball) - Bender, even your grandmother pushes harder than you! - No question! My grandmother was a bulldozer!
- What if my life is an invention of someone’s sick imagination?
- There is no great love without great jealousy!
- (writes a suicide note) Instead of a funeral, I ask you to beat yourself in the face with rusty chains. Your friend, Bender.
- Everyone is an idiot: you, me, just an idiot. This is my philosophy.
- Anything other than immortality is a waste of time.
- Stand closer together - I don't have enough ammunition.
- You should be happy! You proved to me that it is better to live than to die if SUCH a funeral awaits you!
- You may say I'm talking nonsense. But what a one!
- You can't ban me just because I'm a bad role model.
- Head up, piece of meat!
- In chess, you cannot show your trump cards to your opponent.
- Rob the same bank three times in a row?! I admire your style, Roberto.
- Yes, Bender is like that, always happy. (Lies flattened on the floor.)
- Let's look realistic. Comedy is a dead genre, but tragedy is funny!
- Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Ouch! Sorry, habit.
- If I believed that another life awaits me after death, I would kill myself right now.
- Shut up! And take me to work!
- You know what cheers me up? Mocking other people's failures.
- And as always, Fry is wrong.
- Interesting. No, that's not the word. Boring.
- So I'm rich. Bye, losers! I've always hated you. (pause)
- Every decision we make opens up a whole universe of possibilities! We are intelligent creatures, and every choice we make is priceless!
- Every time I said: “Death to all people,” I added in a whisper: “Except one.” It was Fry. I never told him that.
- Like many problems in life, this one can be solved by bending.
- Swinging is just a primitive form of bending!
- Claws: Are you trying to steal from our boss? Bender: I want to, but he won’t let me!
- When I grow up I want to be a steam shovel!
- Who are you and why should I care?!
- Who is mommy's favorite robot?
- Lila, understand, it’s very difficult to find a guy with one eye... It’s easier to find a guy with two eyes and gouge one out!
- Leela, save me! ... And yourself too! ...And my banjo! ... Well, Fry too.
- Leela, I'm disappointed in you: corpses should be put in a bag, not in a trash disposer.
- My ass! Love of my life!
- My story is similar to yours, only more interesting, because the main character is a robot.
- I'll have a big diet whiskey and popcorn with double motor oil.
- I don't need booze! I can quit at any time. (Burts out flames.)
- — I need a calculator! - Bender, you are a calculator yourself. — I need a good calculator.
- I feel so ashamed! I want everyone to die!
- Call me old-fashioned, but I love the romance of an orgy.
- For help! For help! I'm too lazy to save myself!
- Our love is no different from yours, except that it is cooler, because I am in it!
- Don't hit me!.. I will betray anyone!
- Don't forget about the rules of good manners. Forks in the left pocket, spoons in the right!
- I don't like to party! I just got a pain in the ass that I didn’t ask for!
- I hate people who love me. And they hate me!
- But these girls don't wear trim! The bare details sparkle!
- Well, that’s okay, I’ll create my own module... With blackjack and whores.
- Well, Fry, it was nice to meet you, I'll go kill myself.
- Oh my God! You're Beck! I'd get up to shake your hand and steal your wallet, but my damn body won't listen to me.
- Oh yeah! You dirty tramps know how to live beautifully!
- It turns out it's not so easy to make someone cry!
- It's begging to be bent!
- It's very sad when a friend goes crazy and you have to cook him for dinner... I'll boil the water!
- Goodbye, cruel me!
- Goodbye everyone! Don't touch my things when I'm dead... They're booby-trapped!
- Posers! I hated Zoidberg before it was cool.
- Bye, coffin fillings.
- (to the dog) Buddy, let me give you five bucks so you don't do what you're about to do. Hehehe, you lost five bucks.
- Damn rip off!!! (after a failed attempt to use the suicide booth)
- (before clicking on the link) Watch porn and earn money?! Somehow I can’t believe it.
- Glory to the Robots! Kill all people!
- Save my friends... and Zoidberg!
- Compare your life to mine, and then kill yourself!
- This is how the story of the missing ring ends, so we will drink some wine.
- Whores and fat men need bodies! And I need a wad of money and a head to hold it!
- Now I will bend what I want, when I want, whoever I want!
- (In the dream) Kill all the people... You gotta kill all the people... Kill... Oh baby, do you want to kill all the people?
- Guess who saw Fry in bed with Morgan?
- - Get some privacy, shameless ones! (Bender) - We are alone!!! - So take the third one...
- Bite my shiny metal butt!
- I will have my own amusement park... With blackjack and whores! But to hell with the amusement park!
- “I’m dying, the only thing that can save me is breathing from my mouth to my ass.” - I’ll do it!... It doesn’t help. - I will die happy from the thought that you fell for it!
- There's something stuck inside her, and he's just an idiot. All lovers are like that.
- Hooray! I'm rich! And you too... But for some reason this doesn’t make me happy.
- Fry, I usually charge $500, but knowing you, I require it up front.
- Fry, even though you are a piece of meat, you are my favorite piece of meat...
- Do you want me to mock the corpse a little?
- What are you doing, baby? Are you playing for money? Shame... I'm with you. (puts a wad of money on the table)
- “Blackmail” sounds somehow vulgar, I prefer “extortion” - it sounds like music.
- Hey, I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!
- The era of cruelty of the previous pharaoh has passed forever!.. The era of my cruelty has begun!
- This is the same as making love: left, down, 62 degree angle, turn on the rotor!!!
- - I am immortal! - Why do you yell so much when something threatens you? - I'm just hysterical.
- I'd get up to shake your hand and steal your wallet, but my damn body won't listen to me.
- I’m not pestering you when you’re lying on the asphalt, stoned with volts!? (to a robot clergyman).
- I love you bags of bones.
- I finally found the one I want to spend her whole life with!
- (After getting his torso back): I'm forty percent back, baby!
- I'm not so famous that I can crush people with impunity.
- I won not because I'm cool, but because I'm popular? Hurray, I'm popular!
- I prepared each individual dish: the Professor had a heart, and Emmy was a sweetheart, so I prepared her a pony!
- I'm a pro at giving a damn! The secret is simple: give up on everything from a high bell tower, and think about what you need, what you deserve, what the world owes you. That's the whole secret!
- I'm an impostor! I'm just a poor, lazy, sexy impostor...
- I want to live! I haven't stolen much yet!
- - I feel like I've stolen enough... - What? Can't be! Bender, reboot! - And really, what am I... Let's go see what else we can steal!
- Hasta la vista, meatbag! (Astalavista, bag of meat!)
-See another meme-
Fry
- How do you look, homosexual Fry? (Lila)
- It opens your eyes, that is, from here the whole world seems completely meaningless. (Fry) (season 1 episode 5).
- I bet Leela will find a good one-eyed guy. (Fry)
-Will wait forever. It’s better to find a good two-eyed guy and gouge out one eye. (Bender) - Yes, it’s faster. (Fry)
I never thought that Santa Claus would kill me, they would have said I didn’t believe it. Ugh! What a terrible dream I had! I'll never sleep again! (immediately falls asleep further) I feel like a rat, I whine here like a dog, and Lila is lonely as a frog... I'll dance until I drop! (makes several ridiculous movements and falls from fatigue) (He screams heart-rendingly) - AH! We're all going to die! (already calm) Yes?
(Bender) - Yes. (Fry) - AAAA! (screams heart-rendingly again)
Sorry, I went to bed late, rummaging through other people's tables. Santa, you saved my life. Do not kill me. - Why do I have to be a hump?
“Because you’re too ugly to be a wart.”
Stupid bird! I know your address! (points to the cage) Cool! Future! My family, colleagues, my girlfriend... I will never see them again... Hurray! Words..words..words.. they stick in my ears like bitter orange sulfur. Valentine's Day? oh damn...I forgot to get a girlfriend again. It's all so complicated - flowers, novels... lies, lies, lies... - why is there yogurt in the cap?
- I can explain everything. It used to be milk, but you understand - time cripples everyone...
Shut up and take my money!
Farnsworth
With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! - Amazing, I created a parallel universe! - Nonsense, I created your universe, and you created my fist, parallel to your face. (an argument between two Farnsworths) The universe is in each of us... (the hippie universe) - Meet Amy Wong - our nurse. (in ear) - I drag her along with me because we have the same blood type. “I was always afraid that he would run away like that.” Why?! Why... didn't I break his legs?! (when Gunther ran into the jungle) Good news, bad news on TV. Goodbye, cruel world... Goodbye, cruel lamp... Goodbye, cruel corduroy curtains, decorated with something like cruel muslin, and cute pompoms on a string, although they are also cruel! I don’t understand why you won’t let me implant a laser weapon in your chest - you will kill everyone who disobeys you. Eh, but, probably, you and I are different people. My God, I need to do something... but I'm already in my pajamas. Everyone was in favor of keeping Hitler's brain, but once you put it in a great white shark, it turns out that you have crossed the line of what is permitted! It's nice to see your entire life's accomplishments put into a three-minute film. There is no safer activity than collecting ice on a comet. Especially if she's going a million miles an hour. Wee-wee-wee-pooh! Not dangerous. It’s strange, I did everything according to the instructions (holds the instructions upside down) Mayor: The old senile man was right Fransworth: Which one? Yes, it’s just regular water….regular water with a little bit of LSD mixed in. You heard the news - save the earth and so on and so forth... Nothing is impossible. Anything imaginable is possible. This is what it means to be a scientist.
Miscellaneous
Lur, ruler of the planet Omicron Perseus 8: (swallowing the hippie) It seems the hippie is starting to act... - This is my most disgusting flight. - Yes, I will never fly to a planet called “Cannibal” again. - Me too, although they fed me nothing... (Lila, Fry, Bender) (Farnsworth) Leela, you killed me! (Lila) God, what have I done?! (Farnsworth) I told you, you killed me. - Mr. Mayor, there was a collapse in the mine and a couple of hundred robots fell asleep, if urgent measures are not taken, then in 300 years they will die! What are you going to do? - Nothing. Plan: level the ground and move on. (mine accident on Mars) (Bender) I got bitten in the ass!!! Why doesn't anyone kiss him? Zoidberg: Okay, I'll go now. Destroy all thoughts?! My God, they're like flying TVs! (Lila) Eternity with idiots. Star Trek begins again! It's time for me to go back to hell! Nixon, let's go! (Robo Devil) (Fry's girlfriend) - Do you know how much cotton candy Fry can eat at once? This is amazing! (Farnsworth) -Yes, yes, you can pour his blood on pancakes (takes out a carafe of blood and pours it on a stack of pancakes) Amy: Bender was special...
Bender: Louder and sadder!
Ghost Robot: Hello Bender, you'll love dying!
Bender: They say life is cooler!
[edit] Notes
- Although the phrase “Kill all humans” was translated by the translators of the REN-TV channel as “Kill all humans,” “Kill all humans” is the correct translation, because Bender speaks English itself incorrectly. Mentioned in the second feature film "The Beast with a Billion Backs".
- HECHO EN MEXICO (Spanish: “made in Mexico”) - the inscription on the inside of the door on Bender’s body (fifth episode of the third season, “Amazon women in the mood”). Also, a similar inscription is always present on a bottle of kosher tequila. In addition, Bender's last name, Rodriguez, is Spanish.
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