Caucasian. Classic Caucasian statuses

The Caucasus is beautiful!

Perhaps not everyone will agree, because prejudice is still a terrible force. But hardly anyone will deny that the Caucasus has its own zest that is worthy of attention. Caucasian statuses about life - words that even mountains can subscribe to!

1. The sparkle of Caucasian eyes cannot be faked!
2. Life has boundaries, but for Caucasians there are no boundaries!
3. The Caucasus is strong in its unity and freedom!
4. We are children of the mountains! We are Caucasians!
5. A true Caucasian will kneel only in two cases: if he needs to lift up a friend or if he needs to kiss his mother’s hand!
6. Don't be ashamed of your culture and your religion. We are from the Caucasus - that says it all!
7. One for all and all for one - this is not about some Frenchmen, this is about highlanders from the Caucasus!
8. Only Caucasians can speak with their eyes even before they open their mouths!
9. Caucasians are not a proud people. This is considered normal here!
10. The Caucasian girl is a proud flower that grows only in the wild. Daughters of the south - you are beautiful!
11. There are only three women in the life of a Caucasian: mother, wife and daughter!
12. Love is first respect, and then love!
13. Caucasians are walking, others are watching!
14. The Caucasus is strong, live beautifully!
15. Namaz is a cure for a lost soul, a confused mind and a broken heart.
16. Never offend a person who looks into your eyes and sees his life in them.
17. Always remember, Muslim, that there is only one goal in life: to serve Allah with faith and truth!
18. I'm good, but different. And most importantly, I am Caucasian!
19. Mothers are the kind of people who chase even authoritative boys for bread!
20. A Caucasian girl will never bow her head, but she knows very well when to lower her eyes!
21. The love of a Caucasian is as endless as time itself. The pride of a Caucasian is as immeasurable as the mountains themselves.
22. A Caucasian man will never start a fight for a girl. But for the sake of a girl, he’ll break anyone’s neck!
23. Honor is the law of the Caucasus. Act with honor and demand the same from others!

Caucasian. Classic Caucasian statuses

The pride of a Caucasian guy is the decency of his girlfriend!!!

When an eagle flies with an eagle, they are both free, and when he lives with a hen, he becomes a rooster.

Allah created the world, everything else was created in China...

Caucasian love: Capture, interception, retention and after 9 months a little wrestler.

An Armenian girl is the one that everyone likes, but only one gets!!!

The soul of a mountaineer is woven from faith and freedom.

Yesterday, on one of the Makhachkala streets, at the very first sounds of the Lezginka, fleas trampled a cat to death:)

You can’t paint the sparkle in Caucasian eyes with mascara...

Early in the morning, a diver rescued a Chechen woman from the river. And when he married her, he went and drowned himself.

Classic Caucasian statuses

Remember this phrase: Don’t be insolent to the Caucasus!

Cool classic Caucasian statuses

If you go to the Caucasus, the sun shines in your eye, if you go to Europe, the sun shines in your butt.

Offending an Ingush is a piece of cake! But you will spit blood!

No matter how hard it is, a Caucasian girl will raise her head proudly, will not show how much pain she is in and will walk straight, boldly looking forward.

The Caucasus will live forever!

Armenians have such eyes that you can drown in them... And hang yourself on your nose!

Kagestan doctors swear by the health of Hippocrates...

Anyone can offend a Caucasian, but not everyone has time to apologize!

Georgian State University announces enrollment of students for the following specialties: taxi driver, toastmaster, tangerine seller, kebab maker, etc.

For us, for you, for the Caucasus!

She stole my heart, now I just have to steal hers!

In the Caucasus, when the trousers speak, the skirts are silent!

If a Caucasian girl’s eyes light up, it means the cockroaches in her head are celebrating something!

In the Caucasus, for good - good and blood - for blood. And hatred is immeasurable, like love!

Popular classic Caucasian statuses

In the Caucasus we are horsemen, and beyond the Caucasus we are bandits!

The Caucasus is walking, the rest are watching.

One of the laws of the Caucasus says: “It is better to die standing than to live on your knees!”

I am Armenian, love and respect!!! When I go, greet me with all your heart!!! Don't forget me and don't get arrogant!!! If it’s against me, take it and get lost!!!!

Your brother is not always right, but he is always your brother!

To be proud of yourself, you must be born in the Caucasus.

A Caucasian girl is the sun: it shines for everyone, but warms only one)))

A Caucasian man must love three girls: 1) The one who gave birth to him; 2) The one who will give birth to him; 3) The one that will be born to him.

Caucasian love is when she comes to him for a competition, and he, making a knockout, shouts: “If you change it, it will be the same!..”

I didn’t trample your soul, I danced the lezginka on it...

Caucasian love is when you haven’t had time to tell him that you are being married off, and he has already stolen you...

Only a Caucasian can slip, roll along the road, stand up, shake himself and say: “I almost fell!”

Only mountaineers can be better than the mountains!

They laugh without noise, without ringing, to die without a pitiful groan, to be able to cry with dry tears - such is the man born of the mountains!!!

A magician from Makhachkala, who is jealous of his girlfriend at every post, left the entire area without electricity)

Every hot Brazilian girl has a watchful milf. And every hot Caucasian girl has crazy brothers!

Caucasus... All waters are Narzans, all men are Tarzans!

Those who are not with the Caucasus are under the Caucasus.

Caucasian love is when someone looks at you, and you prove that it’s not your fault))))

I don’t love you!.. He: “Haven’t you been riding in the trunk for a long time?”...

The Caucasus is a country of mountains and black and white priors.

Do you know why there is no metro in the Caucasus? Yes, because we will never stoop that low.

Caucasian love is when a girl says to a guy: “I’m leaving you,” and he tenderly hugs her and says: “I’ll break your jaw”...

I’ll steal you away beautifully, wrap you in a Dagestan flag with a Muslim sign, put you in a black Priora and take you away from your brothers to the mountains.

A real gentleman should let a girl pass, and a real Caucasian guy should not let a single girl pass)

It is not the clothes that adorn the girl, but the highlander walking next to her.

Long classic Caucasian statuses

Armenia is a country of wonders: I came with a phone, I left without!!!

Caucasian longevity is transmitted over the Internet, so add yourself as a friend

We are dolls in life, we are barbies in spirit, we are beautiful, decent, smart beyond hearing. Long hair, dark cheeks, beautiful eyes. We are daughters of the Caucasus!

In Caucasian language: a true gentleman must give way to a girl and not give up his place next to her to anyone.

America rules, Europe rules, Australia rules, Asia rules, and the Caucasus sits in the back seat and shows where to steer.

Caucasian love - she: Darling. Say a warm word... Him: Padded jacket...

Only in the Caucasus do they confess love with the following verses: When I saw you, I fell from love, you have such a figure - you must be an athlete?!

Let the one who doesn’t respect the Caucasus give birth to a hedgehog!

Boys from the Caucasus are the most jealous, because girls from the Caucasus are the most beautiful.

I'm not a blonde, not a brunette. I'm not meringue, not chocolate. I’m just a proud Armenian with sweet poison in my soul...

We are Armenians! Lots of greens in your pocket. We wear Armani clothes, we don’t sleep at night, we spend 24 hours on Broadway and, like the stars, we burn! Cute brunettes are our coquette girls, super macho boys are our boys. Everyone around is surprised, everyone looks enviously. They want to be Armenians!

Positive classic Caucasian statuses

If a crowd of Caucasian guys is chasing you, run to the cops. It's more fun to run together.)))

One for all and all for us, these are not stupid musketeers, these are our native Caucasus.

Only Caucasians, when passing their license, come in their own cars...

Question to Armenian radio: - What is “Neither fluff nor feather”? - Probably a folding bed.

A face of Caucasian orientation...

How to recognize a Caucasian guy at a wedding? He is dressed in the most beautiful suit... sports!

The scarlet blood of the Caucasian mountains flows in us. A look from under black eyelashes, modesty protects us. Long hair, dark cheeks, beautiful eyes... We are daughters of the Caucasus..

Only in the Caucasus is it written on cigarette packs: “Dad finds out - he will kill”!

Armenians are not VIP, Armenians are always exclusive!

I'm not waiting for a prince on a white horse, I'm waiting for a Caucasian man on a black BMW)

A girl from the Caucasus is like a mountain flower that needs to be picked, not picked up.

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There is strength in unity

It is in the unity of the Caucasians that their strength lies, which frightens their enemies! Caucasian statuses about what is really important!

1. It is not blood that flows through the veins of a Caucasian, but hot lava. We don't kill with our hands, we kill with our hearts!
2. Black hair, dark cheeks - we are daughters of the Caucasus!
3. Only in the Caucasus do they know a lot about toast!
4. Guys from the Caucasus are so jealous for a reason! All because Caucasian girls are the most beautiful!
5. If a Caucasian man falls in love, then it is forever, and not until the first skirt he meets!
6. Only those who are raised by mountaineers become men!
7. Women of the Caucasus adorn themselves not with clothes, but with a man who will even give his soul for them!
8. The mountaineers of the Caucasus are the most irresistible force in the world!
9. In the Caucasus, this is the custom: an eye for an eye, a brother for a brother... But even in the Caucasus, it is customary to do good in return for kindness! You should learn this!
10. The heart of a mountaineer is hope, and the soul is freedom!
11. Caucasian girls are raised differently than yours. A Caucasian girl will love, no matter how difficult it is.
12. Caucasian and romance are two things that never intersect!
13. Only the girl who woke up for morning prayer deserves to be called a Muslim!
14. Caucasians never follow fashion trends, it is fashion that watches Caucasians!
15. If you pick up a weapon, shoot. Take the wine in your hands - drink it. This is the only way they live in the Caucasus!
16. The rhythm of Caucasian dances and a river of wine - this is the Caucasus, baby!
17. I love only Allah!
18. A Caucasian never lets himself go. He will keep himself in shape until his death!
19. A highlander does not have to be beautiful - his actions must be beautiful!
20. The Caucasian is a rock. Rock for family, rock for friends, rock for enemies!
21. In the Caucasus, your family knows more about your life than you do!

*** Brother for brother, he will tear anyone apart.. For each other, he will move mountains.. This is what happens - the Caucasian people. *** A Caucasian girl will never allow herself to do low things because she knows that her father’s Pride and Honor is her. *** Laugh without noise, without ringing! To die without a pitiful groan! He knows how to cry dry tears! Such is the man born of the mountains! *** Dance beautifully. Hit hard. Walk out proudly. Don't talk about yourself loudly. Let others talk about you quietly. *** Only a Caucasian can slip, ride along the road, stand up, shake himself and say “I almost fell”... *** In the Caucasus, guys are the most jealous because the girls are the most beautiful. *** Armenians have such eyes that you can drown in them... And hang yourself on your nose! *** Dagestan is a country of wonders, came out at night and disappeared. *** Never tell ALLAH that you have problems, tell the problems that you have ALLAH. *** I love Allah alone, and the rest for his sake! *** In my entire life I have broken only one heart - mine. ***Winning the heart of a Caucasian girl is as easy as leveling the Caucasus mountains. *** A handsome man will never say that he is handsome. I know from myself...) *** Caucasian boys are so harsh that they even access the Internet from Tetris... *** Earthquake is nothing new to us, this is a CAUCASIAN dancing the LAZGINKA. *** Caucasian wisdom says: “he who doesn’t show off is not a show-off” *** Moscow 2040. ... - Dad, is it true that Russians lived here? - No, Maga, this is fantastic! )))) *** The Most Beautiful, Emotional and Hot Love, This is CAUCASIAN LOVE!! *** They say Caucasians are scattered all over the world. Not true! This world is scattered around Caucasians! *** A Caucasian is someone who, when asked “What nationality are you?” proudly answers: “Read it in your eyes!” *** All Caucasian girls with a gold medal and a red diploma are standing near the stove... *** You yell at him that you hate him... And at night you only repeat the words of the prayer, so that the Almighty will take care of him... *** A Caucasian man gets out of the train and shouts taskach, taskach. I'm not a drag driver, I'm a porter. Well then, wear out my suitcases. *** The Almighty did not promise days without pain, laughter without sadness, sun without rain. “But He promised strength for everyone.” *** If a crowd of Caucasian guys is chasing you, run to the cops. It's more fun to run together. *** In the Caucasus, girls’ skirts should be the same set as the “Priors”, and the lower, the more beautiful. *** Salaam Alleikum people, help me write some status about the Caucasus. *** Fairytale city, dream city! Once you get into the Dags' car, you disappear forever...) *** A Dagestani is asked: - What would you do if you had a time machine? — I would have tinted it! *** A CAUCASIAN was beaten in his sleep, but he didn’t leave it like that, gathered the KENTS and went to bed together! *** Watch the market, Caucasians are online! *** Only Caucasians, when passing their license, come in their own car. *** Only one betrayal is worthy of respect - betrayal of your principles for the sake of a loved one! *** Bro, do you really like her? Uh... whichever one you like, I want a daughter from her. *** I added one Dag as a friend... half of Makhachkala was added next... *** Our Caucasus, how I love you all! *** When an eagle flies with an eagle, they are both free, and when he lives with a hen, he becomes a rooster. *** Both in dreams and in reality I will tear everyone’s jaws for the Caucasus. *** Caucasian sport - synchronized peeking out of a tinted prior.. *** A girl from the Caucasus is like a mountain flower that needs to be picked and not picked up! *** A Caucasian girl is the one that everyone likes, but only one gets! *** If he is jealous, it means he loves, if he loves, he is afraid of losing, if he is afraid of losing, then he will steal this year) *** There is not enough strength to stop….and there is not enough evil to take revenge…. *** Only in the Caucasus do they confess love with the following verses: when I saw you, I fell from love, you have such a figure, you must be an athlete. *** There is good for good and blood for blood. And hatred is immeasurable, like love! *** ARMENIAN eyes have an interesting feature - they begin to speak when their lips have not yet moved... *** A face of Caucasian orientation... *** Caucasian wisdom: In love they know each other, because they love each other. In friendship, they love each other because they know each other.” *** Even if you burst, Even if you burst, the Caucasus comes first. *** He knows how to cry dry tears. *** In the Caucasus we are horsemen, and beyond the Caucasus we are bandits!!! *** A man from the Caucasus is obliged to love three women: 1) who gave birth to him; 2) who will give birth to him; 3) and the one that will be born to him. *** Proud beauty, the burning eyes of the nights, all this is from the Armenian woman, the daughter of the southern nights... *** Caucasian love is when you threw a snowball at him, and he buried you in a snowdrift. *** Speak briefly, ask for little, go away!!! *** Caucasian love is when one of his menacing gaze is enough for her to swallow her sharp tongue... *** Caucasian longevity is transmitted over the Internet, so add yourself as a friend. *** The Caucasus will live forever! *** The most beautiful eyes are those who look at you with tenderness. And you don’t care at all whether they are brown, blue or green. But they are the closest. *** Appearing frivolous and being inaccessible is the height of art. *** Do you want to please me? Dance a lezginka on the hood of a car whose speed is 120 km/h. *** The soul of a mountaineer is woven from faith and freedom. *** The mountaineers of the North Caucasus are a force that cannot be resisted. *** Every hot Brazilian girl has a watchful mom. And every hot Caucasian girl has crazy brothers! *** A CAUCASIAN GIRL should not walk on the ground - she should be carried in the arms of real CAUCASIAN GUYS. *** Without show-off, but with grace,,, Without Nazism, but with patriotism,,, With dignity towards the worthy,,, With respect for the weak,,, Pride, honor and spirit - this is the TRUE CAUCASUS! *** Only Caucasians confess their love with the following verses: Autumn has come, the leaves are falling, I don’t need anyone except You! *** Only in the Caucasus do they know more about your personal life than you yourself... *** And they love passionately and heartily, the French of the Caucasus, the sons of the eternal mountains. You can’t help but see silent eternity in the depths of their eyes if you look closely! *** A Caucasian guy will never fight for a girl. He will fight over a girl! *** America rules, Europe rules, Australia rules, Asia rules, and the Caucasus sits in the back seat and shows where to steer. *** You take care of him GOD! And help him, please. Even if I became superfluous to him... I still value him just the same. *** We are not afraid of damage, out of sight.. Because we are from the Caucasus.. We have a lot of brown-eyed people.. We burn Lezginka with a cry: ASSAAA. *** — Maga, I passed my license, I want to buy a car. Can you advise which one is best for a girl? - Washing room. *** Russia without the Caucasus is like Gazprom without gas. *** Caucasian love: grappling, interception, pinning, holding, painful hold and after 9 months a little wrestler. *** Remember the phrase, don’t be insolent to the Caucasus! *** Once upon a time, Heaven and Earth argued about who was more beautiful. The sky showed the stars to prove its beauty, and the Earth showed the Caucasus! *** I walked around the entire Caucasus, and found paradise in my native land. Stavropol region - the birthplace of my mother! *** Do you love a Caucasian? Well... love and be patient... *** Caucasian love is when a girl tells a guy I’m leaving you, and he gently hugs her and says I’ll break your jaw. *** In the Caucasus live the most risk-taking and courageous people who are not afraid of anything except “Step back, otherwise I won’t grow.” *** The main thing is to take the situation by the balls in time. *** I'm not waiting for a prince on a white horse, I'm waiting for a Caucasian on a Black BMW. *** Offending Ingush is a piece of cake! But you will spit blood! *** Darling, if you come up to at least one painted mymra, remember... I’m close, very close! On the roof with a rifle. *** CAUCASUS! We are few but we are everywhere! *** I’m not arrogant, I’m just brought up according to Armenian laws, and our first law is Pride! *** Be a girl who is confident in herself, in her struggle, in her path, in her destiny. Stay in the crowd as if you were alone, as if you were born by the Goddess! *** We are united as a flock! Guys are like eagles, girls are like swans, beautiful! *** Phone conversation. - Givi! What are you doing? - I’m eating! - What are you eating? - This is not a telephone conversation. *** He shouted in the mountains: I am in love, and the echo answered: Get married. *** Hey, you’re a daring and hot-tempered man from the Caucasus, of course I understand everything, but remember, asshole, I’m Russian. But here everything is simple - fuck it. And that's all. Statuses about the Caucasus beautiful Caucasian

Mountain laughter

Not all mountaineers are stern and brutal men whose faces never lit up with a smile! They love to laugh too! Life and funny Caucasian statuses.

1. Remember, son: never threaten the Caucasus while drinking a smoothie in Biryulyovo!
2. Love in the Caucasian way is when you met a guy, you seemed to like him, but he already stole you!
3. Hot Caucasian macho looking for a hot Caucasian girl!
4. White Priora is the key to the heart of any Caucasian girl!
5. When you go to the Caucasus, make sure that the sun doesn’t blind your eyes!
6. It's easy to offend a Caucasian if you know how to sneak up from behind and run very fast!
7. How to recognize a Caucasian at a funeral? He will be dressed in his blackest tracksuit!
8. I’d rather live by the laws of the mountains than by the lawlessness of the plains!
9. Only in the Caucasus can you come to test your license in your own car!
10. Do you want to attract the attention of a Caucasian? Dance lezginka on the hood of his car! You will definitely get attention...
11. Don’t use your iPhone to illuminate the road while walking around the village!
12. Caucasians love their girls very much... until the father finds them a bride!
13. You won't find a good and beautiful girl on the road. She needs to be taken away from an idiot who doesn’t appreciate her!
14. A Muslim wife is a pride for her husband, because she doesn’t need anyone except her husband!
15. In the Caucasus, children are brought not by a stork, but by a proud and free eagle!
16. This is not an earthquake, it’s just a holiday in the Caucasus, we are dancing Lezginka!
17. Heatstroke is the most insidious blow to a Caucasian. Because you can't hit him back!
18. Watch your words, Caucasians are behind!
19. Don’t ask for anything and strike first - the only status worthy of a Caucasian!

Caucasian quotes with meaning (100 quotes)

The Caucasus is clean air, beautiful mountains and wise people. This collection contains Caucasian quotes with meaning, which are distinguished by their special sophistication, kindness and wisdom. From such quotes you can extract a lot of useful information for yourself.

A Muslim woman is the one who gets up at 5 am for morning prayer, and not the one who returns home from the club at 5 am.

The Almighty did not promise days without pain, laughter without sadness, sun without rain. – But He promised strength for everyone

If you want to act wisely, ask your wife's opinion, listen to it and do the completely opposite.

I love Allah alone, and the rest for his sake!

Whoever thinks that he will extinguish his desires by satisfying them is like a madman who strives to extinguish the fire with straw.

Only Dagestan boys can drive a dead penny and discuss the shortcomings of the Lexus.

I don’t have any special beauty, it’s not given to everyone... But there is an Islamic soul, and with which the heart beats...

Islam is not a green robe, a Turkish cap and a beard. Islam is the soul of a person, which can be decorated not with clothes, but with good deeds. As a Chechen, I value Chechen clothing, not Arabic or Turkish clothing. The Almighty created me a Chechen, and no one except Him knows how grateful I am to Him for this.

Caucasian love is when you haven’t had time to tell him that you are being married off, and he has already stolen you!

A Muslim woman is the pride of her husband, who does she need besides her husband! If her husband is satisfied, then a house will be built for her in Paradise!

Carelessness is the cause of all disasters.

It’s cool when you tell him “I’ll be offended now...” and he hugs you even tighter and says “I’ll be offended by you now”...

For us, for you, for the Caucasus!

Wine communicates four qualities to everyone who drinks it. At the beginning, a person becomes like a peacock - he puffs up, his movements are smooth and majestic. Then he takes on the character of a monkey and begins to joke and flirt with everyone. Then he becomes like a lion and becomes arrogant, proud, confident in his strength. But in conclusion he turns into a pig and, like her, wallows in the mud.

Only a Dagestani can give up his seat on a tram with the words, sit down!

Caucasian longevity is transmitted over the Internet, so add yourself as a friend.

It is said that we are obliged to forgive our enemies; but nowhere does it say that we should forgive our friends.

A real Caucasian girl never follows fashion. It's fashion that follows her))

Georgian State University announces enrollment of students for such specialties as taxi driver, toastmaster, tangerine seller, kebab maker, etc.

Do not accept alms and alms from thieves, for they will steal even more from the people.

A clear status of the current for Caucasians, if it’s not difficult, put the class in braaaaaat style

The Caucasus will live forever!

Fools notice only people's faults and do not pay attention to their virtues. They are like flies that try to land only on the inflamed part of the body.

You need to SHOOT at the Enemy, not SCARY. You need to DRINK wine, not THUNCH. You need to LOVE friends, not HAVE. You need to GIVE BIRTH to a child, not CONCERN. DIE for a friend, not SICK. You need to LOVE your wife, and not ENDURE.Night you need to SPEND it, not SLEEP. And life needs to be LIVED, not SLEEPED.

The soul of a mountaineer is woven from faith and freedom.

A condescending attitude towards stupidity is inherent in every intelligent person.

You'll go to the Caucasus with teeth, but you'll come without.

There is good for good and blood for blood. And hatred is immeasurable, like love!

He who shouts in anger is ridiculous; he who is silent in anger is terrible.

Caucasian love: HE: -Will you marry me?: SHE: - No!: HE: - No, no trial! Guys, get her in the car!

I’ll steal you away beautifully, wrap you in the Dagestan flag, where the Muslim sign is, put you in a black Priora and take you away from your brothers to the mountains.

Anger beyond measure causes fear, and excessive affection reduces respect for you in people's eyes. Don’t be so harsh that everyone gets tired of you, and don’t be so meek that they dare you.

- Will you come to my wedding? - Yes, why not?!... - Great, the issue with the bride is resolved! Guys, get her in the car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Caucasian man must love three girls: 1) the one who gave birth to him; 2) the one who will give birth to him; 3) the one who will give birth to him

If the giver does this in front of everyone, then he is not giving, but bribing.

In the rhythm of a joyful lezginka, a proud dance spins us around! A sea of ​​happiness and smiles is the North Caucasus. These chains of mighty mountains, these rivers and fields There is no better place in the world than the Caucasian land!!!

remember the phrase, don’t be insolent to the Caucasus!

Man is amazingly structured - he is upset when he loses wealth, and is indifferent to the fact that the days of his life are irrevocably passing away.

I really want someone to sit down with him and say: - Fool, you are losing her, bring her back... because she loves...

Offending Ingush is a piece of cake! But you will spit blood!

War tests a brave man, anger tests a sage, a friend tests need.

Speak briefly, ask for little, go away!!!

America rules, Europe rules, Australia rules, Asia rules, and the Caucasus sits in the back seat and shows where to steer.

There is no need to hide your illness from two people: from a doctor and a friend.

There is no need to waste yourself on just anyone. It’s better to accumulate love, care and tenderness in yourself so that at the right time you can give it to the right person.

How to recognize a CAUCASIAN guy at a wedding? -He is dressed in the most beautiful suit………….sports

Do good to people while you have the opportunity. Then, when there is no such opportunity, you will regret it.

Russian version: 'Please, marry me!' Caucasian version: 'Eh, don't do anything with your brains, I'll steal it!!!

Only in the Caucasus is it written on cigarette packs: “DADDY WILL KILL KILL”

If you lend, you either lose money or make an enemy.

I'll follow the bazaar, Caucasians are here!*

Only a Caucasian can slip, roll along the road, stand up, shake himself and say he almost fell!

A smart person is capable of changing, if necessary. Only the grave will change a fool.

Don't think that I'm pushing you or limiting you. If you want to meet with friends, meet. If you want to meet your friends, write me their names, phone numbers, passport details, attach a microphone and a bug to you - and meet! I'm not limiting you...

A real gentleman should let a girl pass, and a real Caucasian guy should not let a single girl pass)

The only way to help yourself is to help others.

In the name of Allah I love you, but I simply cannot say this, because I am a Muslim, I will leave silently... when I return home, I will of course understand that I will never find someone like you... Before going to bed, falling asleep, I will repeat again: 'In the name of Allah, I I love….

The Caucasus... All waters are Narzans, all men are Tarzans.

You have always been told that work is a curse and a misfortune. But I will say that when you work, you realize a piece of a dream about the future that is intended just for you; living in work, you lead the life of a truly world-loving person; and to love work life means to know the deepest secret of existence.

The boy addresses the Dagestan girl: girl, and girl, where did you buy such a beautiful figure! She turns around and says: in the store! Boy: there wasn’t enough money for my face!

A Caucasian girl is the sun: it shines for everyone but warms only one)))))

The highest courage is to find endurance and patience in yourself after endurance and patience have already run out.

If you touch a Caucasian girl, you will become a mystery to the surgeon...

NO MATTER HARD IT IS, A CAUCASIAN GIRL WILL RAISE HER HEAD PROUDLY, WILL NOT SHOW HOW MUCH IT HURTS SHE, AND WILL WALK STRAIGHT, BOLDLY LOOKING AHEAD.

Kindness and tenderness are not signs of weakness and powerlessness, but a manifestation of strength and determination.

Namisanna lessons, signed by tramps, approved by punks, baptized by thieves, forbidden by garbage, fraternal warm SALAM!

Two Japanese, a Georgian, a Chechen and an Azerbaijani are riding in the elevator. Here one Japanese says to another: “These Russians all look the same!”

But I say that just as even the most righteous and holy person cannot rise above the highest, which is contained in each of you, so the evil person cannot fall below the lowest, which is also contained in each of you.

Boys from the Caucasus are the most jealous, because girls from the Caucasus are the most beautiful.

Dagestan is a wonderland, came out at night and disappeared.

Your joy is your sorrow that has dropped its mask. The well from which you draw laughter has been filled with your tears more than once. And how could it be otherwise? The deeper the cave that sorrow digs in our soul, the more joy it can contain.

Love in Russian is when you tell a guy that you don’t love him, and he replies, “Well, screw you.” 'Caucasian love is when you tell a guy that you don't love him, and he tells you in response, 'You'll have to, honey'!!!

Caucasian love is when she comes to him for a competition, and he shouts: If you change, IT WILL BE THE SAME...

Labor is love manifested. And if you cannot work with joy and feel only an aversion to work, then it is better to quit your work, sit at the door of the temple and accept alms from those who work with joy. For if you bake bread while remaining indifferent, then this bread will be bitter and will only satisfy a person’s hunger by half.

The Caucasian guy is impudent, somewhat harsh, but he treats his beloved as his baby, the most intimate in this world.

If a Caucasian girl’s eyes light up, it means the cockroaches in her head are celebrating something.

It is good to give when asked, but it is better to give without being asked, being able to understand the need of another person.

Only a Caucasian entering a store will ask for the price. And in response he will say, why is it so expensive.

CAUCASIAN LOVE - she: “darling. say a warm word”...he: “quilted jacket”

I learned silence from the talkative, patience from the intemperate, kindness from the wicked.

The Caucasus is power, beautiful girls should be stolen.

Armenia, a country of wonders, came with a phone and left without!!!

Life without love is like a tree without flowers and fruits.

Only a Caucasian is capable of making such a hidden call and saying call me back.

A Caucasian girl is a gift of fate and a jewelry work of nature

Money is like love: it kills those who keep it only for themselves with a slow and painful death, but it awakens those who generously share with their neighbors to a new life.

Only in the Caucasus they know more about your personal life than you do.

An Azeri girl will NEVER approach a guy first!!!!! Either you or your dreams approach........

Generosity is not about giving me what I need more than you; no, generosity is giving me what you need more than me.

Caucasian love: She - “Even more often they bring flowers to the grave” He - “And what now, should I kill you or what?”

If a crowd of Caucasian guys is chasing you, run to the cops. It's more fun to run together.)))

In a happy life there is no need for fortune telling.

Caucasian humor of love: she - Darling, tell me something to make my heart beat faster!... he - Your father is standing behind us...))

One of the laws of the Caucasus says: “It is better to die standing than to live on your knees!”

When one ant drags a grain, another ant will always help.

My soul is not a mortgage...NO NEED TO GET INTO IT...!!!!!

Russia without the Caucasus is like Gazprom without gas =)

The anger of a good man is terrible.

The Caucasus is mountains, mountains and black and white priors

CAUCASIAN TOASTS ABOUT LOVE AND WOMEN

I want to drink to a girl who is 17 years old: she is like a rose, if you smell it, she smells it. For a woman who is between 20 and 30 years old: she is like an apple; if you bite into it, it’s sweet. For a woman from 30 to 50 years old: she is like wine - you drink it and want more. For a woman who is over 50 years old: she is like meat, you chew and chew, you don’t want to swallow, but it’s a pity to spit it out. So let's drink to women who are beautiful at any age!

There is an old parable in the Caucasus. Once a snake crawled to Allah and said: “Turn me into a beautiful woman, I’m tired of crawling around in scales.” Allah fulfilled her request and, turning her into a beautiful woman, said: “Go and pity the people.” Then a white dove flew to Allah and asked: “Turn me into a beautiful woman,” and Allah turned her and said: “Go and bring good to people.” Since then, two beautiful women have walked the earth - with a black and a white soul. So let's drink to women with white souls, of whom there are undoubtedly more!

An eastern man is a heat-loving man; he cannot live without the sun's rays. But the sun for a mountaineer is not only a heavenly body - it can easily be replaced by a woman who will warm him with her affection and tenderness during bad weather. So let's drink to the wonderful women who will never let us freeze!

In the Caucasus, we value two things – wine and women. Moreover, wine cannot replace a woman, but a woman can replace wine. The presence of a real woman is intoxicating. A young woman is like young, tart wine. An older woman can only be compared to aged wine, which has its own original bouquet. So let's drink to the fact that women, if necessary, replace wine for men!

Two things fill the soul of a Caucasian man with trepidation - wine and women. Women, like wine, make your head spin. Wine, like a woman, sometimes makes you do rash things. Good wine, like a good woman, is expensive. Both wine and woman are prone to fermentation. So let's drink to the women and wine in our lives!

Once in his youth, Givi confessed to his sister that he wanted to get married. The sister searched and searched for a long time and finally found one girl. Givi asked his sister: “Okay, sister, how old, please tell me, is the girl that you looked after me?” “I asked her how old she was,” the sister answered, “but she said: “I don’t know.” But she's young. “No,” Givi objected, “then I don’t need her.” - Why? - asked the sister. - Because she is already in years. - How do you know? – Women, when they are over 30, always say that they don’t know how old they are. If she says so, it means she is over 30. So let’s drink to women always knowing their age!

Russians have a saying: “If you want to make the right decision, consult your wife and do the opposite.” In the Caucasus they say: “If you want to make the right decision, consult your wife and do as she says.” As a result, the Russian, before he does anything, will break a lot of wood, and the highlander will achieve his goal right away. So let's drink to the women who will never give bad advice.

Women, despite being the weaker sex, are sometimes much stronger than men. In their hands is power over men. A woman can disgrace a man until the end of time by rejecting his love, but she can also glorify him for centuries by bestowing her love. So let's drink to the fact that women always only glorify men.

There is a legend in the Caucasus. Once upon a time there lived two horsemen - Vakhtang and Zurab. One day Vakhtang came to Zurab and shouted: “Wa, Zurab!” Zurab's wife came out. - Where is Zurab? – asks Vakhtang. - He's not home. Why do you need it? “I came to test his courage and courage.” Zurab’s wife says: “He does what you can’t do.” -What is he doing? “He throws the dagger up to the sky, point down, and when the dagger falls, he catches it and then, with the dagger in his mouth, dances on the point of the needle. Vakhtang did the same and said: “If he is so courageous, let him come to compete with me between two mountains on the appointed day.” When he left, Zurab’s wife put a ram in the cart and went to Vakhtang’s wife: “Our husbands are going to fight.” If they fight, one of us will be left a widow. If we become friends, they won't fight. Vakhtang's wife became a friend of Zurab's wife; Having slaughtered a ram in honor of this event, they ate it - and Zurab’s wife went home. When Vakhtang returned home, his wife told him: “You shouldn’t fight with Zurab, because Zurab’s wife and I are now friends.” Vakhtang and Zurab never had to compete. So let's drink to female friendship, which can save the lives of men!

A long time ago, in one village there lived a woman, ugly and dissolute. But when she left the house, she always preened herself, put on bright, colorful dresses, and people pointed out her to each other. One day on a sunny winter day, the inhabitants of the aul came out of their houses, sat down in the square and talked, sipping their pipes. That ugly woman also appeared, but she was dressed up and smart, so that at first glance she seemed attractive. She walked past the inhabitants of the village - and everyone paid attention to her. Some looked at her askance, others said: “You’ll envy someone who has such a woman in their house!” It so happened that the woman’s husband was among the inhabitants of the village. When he saw the signs of approval and heard his wife being admired, he immediately called her to him; In front of all the honest people, he lifted the veil that covered her face and said loudly: “People, look carefully, and you will understand: I was struck by what was inside, and you by what was outside!” So let's drink to women conquering us not only with external, but also with internal beauty!

One day, an experienced aksakal proclaimed the following toast: “I want to drink to women’s stupidity.” We often ask ourselves why God created women so beautiful and so stupid? The answer is actually very simple: beautiful so that we can love them, and stupid so that they can love us. So let's drink to women's stupidity

In ancient times, there lived in one village a kind and hard-working man, and he had a wife who was so angry and grumpy that you couldn’t find another like her even if you walked around all the villages three times. She argued with everyone, scolded everyone, she found fault with everyone, did the opposite, out-argued everyone in the village. And the poor husband couldn’t live from her at all. Once he went into the forest for firewood and found a deep, deep hole there. “If only an evil scold fell into this pit,” he thought, “it would make things easier for me and the entire village.” He returned home and said to his wife: “I found a deep hole in the forest, and there was a lot of gold in it, tomorrow I’ll go and get the gold.” His evil wife did not let him go alone, thinking that he would not take away much gold. They went together. He wrapped a rope around his wife near the pit and began to lower her into the pit. He lowered it deeper and let go of the rope from his hands. The good man returned home, lived a day, another, a week. And he decided to go into the forest to find out what happened to his grumpy wife. He approached the pit - from it came the screams and swearing of his wife and someone else’s groans. "Hey, who's moaning over there?" – asked the kind man. - “It’s me who is the monster. I was completely tormented by an evil woman!” - came from the pit. Then the kind man took pity on the monster and pulled him out of the pit. For this, the monster agreed to fulfill his three wishes. It promised and disappeared. And the man went to his village. A little time passed, this man heard that some monster had lain down near one aul and was not letting anyone into the aul, nor letting anyone out of the aul. Not only that: every day someone is grabbed and devoured. Then a kind man helped the people of this village and spent his first wish. His second and third desires also went to help the residents of other villages where the monster was evil. When all the wishes were fulfilled, the inhabitants of the fourth village came to the good man and asked for help in the fight against the monster. The kind man said that he was unable to help them, but the people insisted, asking for pity on their children. Then the good man went to the monster. The monster got angry and began to threaten to eat the man, but then he said: “I came to help you - do you remember the evil woman who did not let you live in the pit? So, she got out and is looking for you everywhere.” Then the monster got scared, got up, spun around and disappeared. No one has seen him since then. So let's drink to our grumpy wives, who, even thanks to their swearing, are capable of doing good deeds!

In our family, one parable is passed down from generation to generation. When my great-great-great-great-grandfather married a girl from a neighboring village, he took her to his place on horseback. But on the way the horse stumbled - and my ancestor said: “One”; when the horse stumbled, he said: “Two”; but when the horse stumbled for the third time, he killed him. Then his wife exclaimed: “Why did you kill the poor animal?” In response, she heard only one word: “One.” Since then, all women in our family have been told this parable before they get married. So let's drink to the women who know how to shut up in time!

One young horseman kidnapped his bride from a neighboring village. The girl's relatives quickly found the brave man and asked their daughter: does she want to be his wife? The girl agreed on the condition that she would leave her husband once a year for one day. Dzhigit, without thinking twice, agreed. After the wedding they lived happily. Once a year the wife went away for one day. At first the horseman took this calmly, but in the end he was overcome by curiosity and decided to find out where his wife was going. Waiting until the next day for her departure, he began to keep an eye on her. A strange picture appeared before his eyes. Rising high into the mountains, his wife turned into a snake and began to hiss. So let's drink to the women who hiss only once a year - and then far from their husbands!

When one aksakal’s beautiful daughter grew up, he decided that it was time to tell her about how much deceit and meanness one encounters in life; he told her: “Dear daughter, all men want only one thing. They are cunning and insidious and are constantly plotting, trying to get the girl they like. You won't even notice how you'll be trapped by them. First the man admires you, then he invites you for a walk. Then you pass by his house - and he remembers that he forgot his hat, and offers to come to his house for a minute. There he introduces you to his parents and makes you an offer that you can no longer refuse according to the laws of the mountains, since you crossed the threshold of his house. As a result, you and our entire family will be disgraced.” The daughter took her father’s words so close to heart that one day, coming to the house with a young horseman, she told him: “Father, you are probably a prophet. Everything was exactly as you said. At first he admired my beauty, then he invited me to his place, citing the fact that he had forgotten his hat. But then I remembered your words and said that first we should come to me and take my family talisman. And so, father, here we are. I want to introduce you to him - and in front of you I ask him to become my husband. I proved worthy to be your daughter because I dishonored him and his family before he did.” So let's drink to the childish naivety and spontaneity of young girls!

The Georgians had a queen named Tamara. She was brave and people loved her. The Persian king came to Georgia with a large army. At first he was victorious. Tamara was forced to retreat. Ahead of her troops were driven by carts, then the warriors themselves walked. So Tamara went deeper into the mountains along the Daryalva Gorge. Here she settled in her large tower. The Persian king sent word to Tamara: “Surrender.” I have a huge army - and you will not defeat me. If you surrender, I will take you as my wife. “Although your army is huge, any of my warriors can resist your ten warriors.” And rather than become your wife, I would prefer to marry my most worthless warrior. Tamara united Georgians and various mountain peoples. With their help, she defeated and expelled the Persian king from her region. So let's drink to rebellious women who know how to get their way!

This happened in ancient times, when representatives of noble Ingush families were at enmity with each other, and even individual villages were at enmity with each other, when the strong took the upper hand, and the weak one way or another obeyed them. Once upon a time, the residents of the village of Guli became dependent on the Salginians and were forced to pay them tribute. Once the Salginians arrived in Guli, but did not find the tribute prepared. Then they took captive a young beauty as collateral - the wife of the richest and most influential resident in the village. Only at that moment her husband was absent. Some people, however, knew that he was visiting the village of Erzi. His shepherd went to the owner to tell about what happened to his wife. Having met his owner, who was already returning home, at the pass near the village of Belkhane, the shepherd told him about the capture of his wife by the Salginians. The enraged owner, with an exclamation of indignation: “How dare you tell such shameful news for me!”, hacked the shepherd to death with one blow of his saber. The owner himself immediately set off in pursuit of the kidnappers - the Salginians. Imperceptibly overtaking his offenders who were driving along the gorge, he hid near the road, in a stone building for cattle, and began shooting at his offenders with a bow. He himself was completely inaccessible to enemy arrows. He was a sharp shooter - and quickly hit several people with his arrows. But suddenly... his bowstring burst and he stopped shooting. He could only watch in impotent anger as his wife was taken away before his eyes. The beautiful wife guessed the reason for stopping his shooting. She was his faithful wife and loved him dearly. In order not to be understood by her captor enemies, she shouted to him in a mocking tone: “Goodbye, loser!” If you're hungry, look in your pocket for buttery donuts! The husband reached into the pocket of his dress and, to his great joy, found not donuts, but a spare bowstring. Quickly pulling the string on his bow, he very soon killed the remaining enemies with accurate shooting and freed his wife from captivity. So let's drink to smart women!

The young horseman liked the girl - and in order to seem like a cultured person, he uttered the following words: “Girl, can I invite you for a cup of coffee?” To which the girl, without hesitation, replied: “It’s possible, just don’t smoke in bed.” So let's drink to women's insight!

When Gogi began to come home late, drunk, and not pay his salary, his wife began to complain to her friend: “I lost ten kilograms because of this.” Her friend sympathized with her and exclaimed: “Why are you suffering so much, won’t you leave him?” “You see,” Goga’s wife answered, “I want to lose another two kilograms.” So let's drink to women who are able to benefit from everything!

Once a Georgian married a Ukrainian. When the wedding was over and the newlyweds were left alone, the Georgian sat down on a bench and said morally with an accent: “Now you are my wife, and I’ll tell you this.” If I come home and my hat is here,” he pulled his hat onto his forehead, then you feed me, give me something to drink, caress me, but don’t bother me with anything!.. And if I come home and I have my hat here here,” he pushed his hat to the back of his head, “then you feed me, give me something to drink, caress me, and then you can ask for whatever you want!..” “Now listen here!” - his young wife interrupted him. “If you come home and my hands are here,” she rested her hands on her steep sides, “then I don’t care where your hat is!.. So let’s drink to feminine persuasiveness!”

Once a horseman decided to get married and came to his father. At that time, the father was sitting thoughtfully under the shade of an old tree and drawing something in the sand with a twig. The horseman, approaching him, said: “Father, I need your advice.” I met an amazingly beautiful girl and I want her to become my wife. The father, without looking up from his thoughts, drew a zero in the sand. “Father, I’m sure she will be a wonderful housewife.” Father, still not looking up from his thoughts, drew another zero. The horseman continued to list the girl’s merits, but the old father all this time drew only zeros. The guy finally despaired and exclaimed: “Father, we love each other...” After that, the father looked respectfully at his son and drew a unit in front of all the zeros. So let's drink to love, which can increase all virtues thousands of times!

I want to tell you one beautiful old Caucasian legend. In one mountain village there lived a girl as beautiful as a doe. Many young men from the best families sought her love, but she was too proud and proud. She spent whole days alone on the shore of a mountain lake, admiring her reflection in the water. And then one day her father decided to give her in marriage to a rich Georgian prince. But the proud beauty ran high into the mountains. No matter how much they looked for her, they could not find her, because she had turned into a beautiful delicate flower. This flower still grows on the tops of high mountains. He is as handsome and inaccessible as that girl. So let's drink to the fact that the most beautiful women reciprocate our ardent feelings for them!

Two Caucasian men saw a young and beautiful girl on the street. One of them looked at her with a passionate gaze and exclaimed: “This is a girl, a real peach!” The other, also watching her, said with regret: “Six children...” “Does she really have six children?!” – For you and for me, Givi! Friends, let's raise a toast to love that knows no barriers in its path!

Two proud Caucasian birds were sitting on two adjacent wires. They could not find a common language. But suddenly the wind blew, the wires touched - and the birds kissed. So let's drink to windy love!

One Caucasian man married a very beautiful Russian woman and was constantly jealous of her. One day he was rummaging through her calendar notebook, thinking that the names and telephone numbers of her lovers might be written there. Opening the next page, he shouted loudly: “Wife, and wife, who is this Augustus?” So let's drink to crazy love!

At the market, a pretty girl approaches the counter and asks the Caucasian seller how much a kilogram of oranges costs. “Girl, there’s just one kiss for you.” - Okay, please weigh it, and my grandmother will pay now. So let's drink so that our loved ones never deceive our expectations!

One ardent Caucasian man was very fond of pretty girls. But each of them wanted to be the only one, so one day he was left alone. Then a friend advised him to advertise in the newspaper. This is what they wrote: “A passionate Georgian man will meet a beautiful girl who will understand and forgive him.” So let’s drink to a woman’s love, patient and understanding of everything!

Once upon a time there lived a just and wise king in one of the Caucasian countries. And he had three sons. This king grew old and wished to hand over the reins of government to one of his sons who would be more capable of this difficult task. The king called his sons and said: “My dear sons!” You see that your father can no longer rule the country because he has become old. Whichever of you is able to fulfill my dream will inherit the throne and become king. - What kind of dream is this, father? - the sons asked. “There is a huge storage room in the royal courtyard. I want you to fill it with something that would be most needed in this world. So go on a search, find what you need and fill my storage. The sons set off on their journey. Thirty-three days later they returned home and came to their father. - Well, have you found the most necessary thing? - Yes, we found it, dear father! The king led his sons to the doors of the storehouse, opened the doors and called his eldest son. “What will you fill this vault with, dear son?” The eldest son took a handful of grain from his pocket and said: “I will fill this storehouse with bread, dear father!” There is nothing more necessary than bread; no one can live without it. The king called his middle son: “What will you fill this storage with?” The middle son took a handful of earth out of his pocket and said: “I will fill this storage with earth.” Without land there is no bread. The king called his youngest son: “Well, what will you fill this storage room with?” At these words, the youngest son brought a beautiful girl to his father and said: “I will fill this storehouse with the light of love, father.” I have traveled a lot, seen a lot, but there is nothing more needed in the world than love. Without love there would be no life on earth. Love is the most necessary thing! Only the light of love gives life to a person! -You deserve the right to the throne! – exclaimed the delighted father. – You want the most beautiful things, you want to fill your hearts with the light of love! So let's listen to the opinion of the wise king and raise our glasses to the most beautiful thing in the world - to love!

It happened a long time ago in the mountains of Armenia. Once upon a time there lived a man named Nazar. He was poor, timid, and didn’t know how to do anything. But one day he wandered into the mountains, and in the mountains there was a fortress in which giant robbers lived. They caught him and, throwing him into prison, said: “Tomorrow morning we will have a duel.” You will have to fight the strongest of our giant brothers. If you defeat him, we will give you his sister as your wife. If not, you will die. Nazar was scared, but in the evening he saw the sister of the strongest giant. She was so beautiful that Nazar fell in love at first sight. And until the morning he thought only about her. In the morning they took Nazar out of prison, brought weapons, and brought his horse. They lifted Nazar into the saddle. But he doesn't know how to ride a horse. The horse, sensing an incompetent rider, neighed, bit the bit and rushed straight towards the giant enemy Nazar. The giants were surprised at such courage. But Nazar sees that he cannot cope with the horse, that the horse can throw him off and trample him. He then grabbed a tree and wanted to hang on it, but the tree turned out to be rotten, and a huge branch, thick as a log, broke off and remained in Nazar’s hands. The giant, seeing such zeal, was afraid; even he was unable to do it. And so he started to run. And Nazar became the winner. And the giants gave him a beauty as his wife. So let's drink to love, to the fact that lovers will always and everywhere be successful!!!

In the Caucasus they tell a beautiful mountain legend about love. In the mountains lived a girl of incomparable beauty. She was kind and flexible. Everyone knew that she was an excellent needlewoman. On the flat terrain, next door, lived a beautiful young man. He was a clever horseman and was not afraid of anything. He heard a rumor about a beautiful girl from a mountain village. And he had long ago decided that he would marry only such a girl who in one day, from dawn to dusk, would sew him a burka, a Circassian coat, a hood and dudes. The young man went to the beautiful mountain woman. He came to her house and told her about his condition. The girl liked the horseman and she accepted his conditions. The next day, at dawn, the girl got to work. In the evening everything was ready, but the girl did not have time to sew the clasps to the Circassian coat. If the sun had been delayed even a little, she would have made it, but the sun was already setting. Then the girl, seeing that she could not fulfill her promises, which meant that she would not be the wife of a beautiful horseman, left the house and prayed to the sun: “Sun, I ask you, stay a little longer in the sky so that I have time to finish my work!” The girl’s wish came true: the sun, which had almost set, suddenly rose up. So the girl was able to finish the work. A young man came. All the clothes fit him. And soon they got married. So let's drink to the fact that even the unruly elements will always be on the side of the lovers!

One Georgian prince had an only son. The prince wanted to raise him in the best possible way. I began to consult with smart people. He consulted and decided that only virtue was respected. And abstinence leads to virtue, which protects a person from vice. And the prince decided that his young son would become a virtuous man. The prince gathered his servants and said: “I announce to you all that if any woman dares to appear near my house or in the garden, or even near my garden, she should be severely punished.” We are talking about beautiful women who give rise to vicious thoughts in men. So, remember my order. Virtue and wisdom reigned in the garden and in the prince’s house. But a year has passed. One day, while walking through the garden at night, the prince heard a passionate whisper in the thickets of flowers. The prince announced the alarm, soldiers surrounded the garden and soon brought his son to the prince, accompanied by a woman wrapped in a veil. The prince shouted when he saw the woman: “Tear off the veil from her!” Let everyone see the weapon of vice! A woman appeared before everyone, crooked in one eye. It was a scullery maid, left in the palace only because of her disgrace. - Explain to me, my son, where were your eyes? The prince's son bowed forward and answered: “Father, this woman is not as bad as you think!” True, she has one eye. But isn’t there only one sun shining in the sky, father? And we find it wonderful. And we believe that this is enough. It gives us quite a bit of light. The prince, clutching his head, shouted: “Enough, I cancel my order!” So let's raise our glasses to the love that always arises where there is at least one woman and at least one man!