Funny quotes about girls

Quotes about girls with meaning

Some consider them frivolous, others are sure that their mental abilities are obviously higher than those of men. Quotes about girls with meaning open up various facets of relationships with the girl community.

You must always believe in yourself. Because if you don’t believe in yourself, who will do it for you?
To win a man, a girl can do one of two things: show that she cares about him or show off her beautiful legs.
Even when it hurts, you shouldn’t make a scene.
No amount of cosmetics will help if you don’t take care of your soul.
The desire of some girls to change is surprisingly unjustified. In fact, happiness is being yourself under any circumstances.
A girl can get carried away. All because she has feelings.
A guy who has nothing to boast about makes a lot of claims against a girl.
A girl's charm increases over the years if she puts effort into it.
A girl who is 100% confident in her beauty will convince the whole world of this.
You can judge a guy's level by his girlfriend.
An unusual appearance is sometimes much more advantageous than an ideal one.
It is not proper for a girl to believe what others say about her.
A girl's character is her destiny.
Over the years, wrinkles appear. But a well-groomed face can be at any age, as well as vice versa.
You have to come to a date looking beautiful. Then no one will be outraged by your hour's delay.
A girl should be jealous, it flatters her pride. You can not be jealous only if you have complete confidence in her. That's why you have to be jealous. Always.
She's an angel. But I realized this only after she turned away from me.
Unprecedented strength fills a girl when she realizes that someone is ready to do anything for her.
If she became non-jealous and calm, that's it, dude, you lost her.
Maybe she looks strong. But this does not mean that she does not need to lean on a man’s shoulder.
What does a bullet do with a displaced center of gravity? It hits the heart and comes out sideways! What do girls do?..
If you can't take care of her, don't be surprised that someone else will!
If she talks about her problems, she doesn't complain and asks for help. She trusts.
Bosom friends are at first ready to grab each other's throats, and after half an hour they are already cooing sweetly.
That's why the desire to go on a diet and bake a cake always arise at the same time?!
If a guy is modest, he has practically no chance to demonstrate to girls how witty, sincere and advanced he is.
Girls' get-togethers - get together to discuss the one who is not with us!
It was easy to conquer her, but now how can she endure it?!

Aphorisms about girls

If you have found the woman of your dreams, you can say goodbye to your other dreams. 14

Men say whatever they like about women, and women make whatever they want out of men. SEGUR Sophia

No amount of pretense will help to hide love for a long time when it is there, or to pretend it when it is not there. 12

A girl with a future should avoid men with a past. 8

Every girl wants one guy to fulfill all her desires, and every guy wants all the girls to fulfill one of his desires. 10

The naivety of women is a myth carefully preserved for the benefit of men. 12

The argument in which the girl was wrong is not over yet 11

Women are consistent in their inconstancy 10

The best rest is a change of position! 12

How to silence a woman? Ask what she's thinking about. eleven

A girl can forgive a guy, even if he is not guilty of anything to her. 12

A girl who wears zippers shouldn't live alone. 9

Nothing hinders a romance more than a woman's sense of humor and a man's lack of it. Wilde

There is nothing worse than deceiving a woman... But there is nothing more pleasant when it works out. eleven

They are girls - no matter what, and we are guys - no matter who! 12

Every woman considers herself irreplaceable and believes that she could easily replace any other. Bogdan Cheshko

A woman treats any man like a god. He idolizes him and asks for something all the time. 10

If a girl knows her worth, it means she has mentioned it more than once. eleven

A woman values intelligence in a man. If there are no other values. eleven

Men who do not forgive women for their small shortcomings will never enjoy their great virtues! 10

When a man feels bad, he looks for a woman. When a man feels good, he looks for another one. 14

The two most useful books for a girl are her mother's kitchen book and her father's checkbook (American aphorism) 10

Innocence is a state incompatible with a feeling of deep satisfaction. 10

Some girls can get any man they like; others like any man they can get. 10

The love of a married woman is a great thing. Married men never dreamed of this. Oscar Wilde

Women for me have been and remain the most mysterious creatures on Earth. They know something that we... humans don't know. Strugatsky

If you want to know what a woman really thinks, watch her, but don't listen to Oscar Wilde

When a woman is angry with one man, she takes revenge on everyone else... 10

A woman's final decision is rarely the last 10

A man is a king, a man is a god, but he is always at a woman’s feet. eleven

The girl must be in bed no later than eight in the evening in order to return home before eleven. 10

There are five reasons why women buy new clothes: to please someone, to piss someone off, because no one has one, because everyone wears one, because! 10

Well, I'm off.. It doesn't get any more vulgar. 10

How much time and effort does a man need to lose in order to take advantage of a woman’s momentary weakness? 10

Horizontal position ennobles a woman 10

A woman hides her past from a man, and a man hides her future from a woman. eleven

Quotes about beauty, character and strength

Representatives of the fair sex should not give advice. It’s better to dedicate beautiful quotes about girls with meaning to them.

It's great if the girl is beautiful. But it is much better if she is confident in herself and knows how to achieve her goals.
Dear girls. Never make home the boundary of your world.
If a guy demonstrates character, they say about him: “A real man.” If a girl demonstrates character, they say about her: “What a bitch!”
By discovering the beauty of the world around you, you become more beautiful yourself.
A girl can't be friends with a guy. He either loves her or not.
There is no need to look for the one with the wallet among the men... which contains only small change.
I always want to say something nasty about beautiful people.
Tears, love, deity, life and inspiration - these are the ingredients used to prepare a stunning cocktail called the fair sex!
Those who say that a girl cannot be beautiful and smart, let them look around.
Guys younger than me like me... Probably this is because children are always drawn to beauty.
It is difficult to understand a girl in her youth. She ferments like new wine.
A modest woman is much more interesting than a shameless one.
When one girl becomes the whole world for someone, others cease to exist in this world.
Breaking your own heart from time to time is a favorite pastime of some young ladies. This helps keep yourself in good shape and allows you to raise your status among your friends.
Heels are a philosophical thing. I put them on and you looked gorgeous, took them off and instantly felt all the happiness in the world!
After the behavior of some, we can only be glad that girls should not be beaten.
What is decent is not the one who behaves well because her parents keep a tight rein on her, but the one who lives with dignity while being free.
Two things cannot be prevented. The appearance of dust in the house and disappointment in the guys.

Quotes about behavior and actions

Human feelings are often more excited or softened by examples than by words. P. Abelard

The highest act is to put others before yourself. W. Blake

Modern homo sapiens often lack action, because doing good is always difficult and troublesome. Yu. Bondarev

Manners reveal one's morals, just as a dress reveals one's waist. F. Bacon

Setting a good example is just as good as following it. F. Bacon

Rules of conduct are the translation of virtue into common language. F. Bacon

You need to know when to act and when to refrain from acting. Action and inaction in these circumstances are akin and by no means contradict each other. M. Gandhi

A person is nothing more than a series of his actions. G. Hegel

Only by actions do we judge internal movements, thoughts, actions, and other feelings. K. Helvetius

Only by the actions of people can society judge their virtue. K. Helvetius

The justice of our judgments and our actions is nothing more than a successful coincidence of our interest with the public. K. Helvetius

Beliefs are instilled by theory, behavior is shaped by example. A. I. Herzen

Every external decency has its internal foundations. I. Goethe

By treating our neighbors the way they deserve, we only make them worse. By treating them as if they were better than what they really are, we force them to become better. I. Goethe

Behavior is a mirror in which everyone shows their own appearance. I. Goethe

The ability is assumed in advance, but it must become a skill. I. Goethe

Both evil and good - everyone receives reward for their actions. I. Goethe

A person is the process of his actions. A. Gramsci

Actions are the fruits of thoughts. If there are reasonable thoughts, there will be good deeds. B. Gracian

Right reasoning leads to right action; Rightness of mind leads to justice of heart. V. Hugo

Not out of fear, but out of a sense of duty, one should refrain from bad deeds. Democritus

Your words are beautiful, from the heart - your actions would be better! A. Jami

Example is always more powerful than preaching. S. Johnson

Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is the action itself. D. Jordan

If culture is not in people’s hearts, then it cannot exist anywhere else. J. Duhamel

Good intentions are nothing if they are not translated into good deeds. J. Joubert

The beauty of an act lies, first of all, in the fact that it is performed easily and as if without any stress. I. Kant

The more habits a person has, the less free and independent he is. I. Kant

I prefer not to receive a reward for a brave deed, rather than go unpunished for a bad one. Cato the Elder

Every bad deed carries within itself a whip for the back of its culprit. V. O. Klyuchevsky

To respect every person as ourselves, and to treat him as we wish to be treated—there is nothing higher than this. Confucius

An example is more powerful than a threat. P. Corneille

Vulgarity is a misconception about the art of living. M. Creighton

You can give another reasonable advice, but you cannot teach him reasonable behavior. F. La Rochefoucauld

It is more difficult to behave with dignity when fate is favorable than when it is hostile. F. La Rochefoucauld

Only what has become part of culture, everyday life, and habits should be considered achieved. V. I. Lenin

A person is judged not by what he says or thinks about himself, but by what he does. V. I. Lenin

The impotence of logical conclusions is always reinforced by excessive temperament. L. M. Leonov

We judge ourselves by our ability to accomplish, while others judge us by what we have already accomplished. G. Longfellow

Impoliteness between equals is unsightly, but on the part of a superior it is tyranny. Lope de Vega

The best way to cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up. Mark Twain

One must judge a person based mainly on his everyday actions, observing his daily existence. M. Montaigne

Most people are capable of great deeds rather than good deeds. C. Montesquieu

In a good deed there is always both kindness and strength to perform it. C. Montesquieu

Doesn't freeing oneself from observing the rules of decency mean looking for means to freely display one's shortcomings? C. Montesquieu

All the rules of decent behavior have long been known, the only thing that remains is the ability to use them. B. Pascal

Referring to the bad deeds of others is washing yourself with dirt. J. Petit-San

Every action is preceded by reflection; an individual thinks for several hours or minutes; society has been in thought for decades. D. I. Pisarev

To do bad things is low, to do good when it is not associated with danger is a common thing. A good person is one who does great and noble things, even if he risks everything. Plutarch

Everyday life is a tired concept; we need to refresh it, reveal its content as a culture of personal relationships. M. M. Prishvin

Mutual benevolence is the closest kinship. Publilius Syrus

Evil actions should be avoided out of hatred for them, and not out of fear. Publilius Syrus

To live in friendship with those you live with constantly, you need to behave with them as if you see each other only once every three months. J. Renard

The essence of vulgarity is the desire for sensation. D. Ruskin

One of the advantages of good actions is that they elevate the soul and predispose it to even better deeds. J.-J. Rousseau

A bad deed torments us not when it has just been committed, but when, after a long time, we remember it, because the memory of it does not fade. J.-J. Rousseau

Life is a duty if it is full. Let us measure it by actions, not by time. Seneca the Younger

It is difficult to lead to good with moral teachings, easy by example. Seneca the Younger

A person can recognize his abilities only by trying to apply them in practice. Seneca the Younger

Misdemeanor, although it may cause temporary well-being, never brings true happiness. W. Scott

Looseness in manners always entails looseness in principles. S. Smiles

A person is what he becomes when left alone with himself. The true human essence is expressed in him when his actions are driven not by someone, but by his own conscience. V. A. Sukhomlinsky

In our judgments of people, we must be careful not to attach great importance to random actions. Through random good deeds, weak people want to regain their own respect, while vain people want to elevate themselves in the eyes of society. G. Taylor

To say that I cannot make an effort to refrain from doing something bad is the same as admitting that I am not a person, not even an animal, but a thing. L. N. Tolstoy

You can always recognize yourself in every person and his actions. L. N. Tolstoy

A good deed is always done with effort, but when the effort is repeated several times, the same deed becomes more habitual. L. N. Tolstoy

If you wait for the minute when everything, absolutely everything, is ready, you will never have to start. I. S. Turgenev

The real properties of a person are revealed only when the time comes to demonstrate and prove them in practice. L. Feuerbach

Communication ennobles and elevates; in society, a person involuntarily, without any pretense, behaves differently than in solitude. L. Feuerbach

We call some people savages just because their manners are different from ours. B. Franklin

It is in the nature of many people to think intelligently but act foolishly. A. France

People live by actions, not by ideas. A. France

The actions of wise people are dictated by the mind, the less intelligent people - by experience, the most ignorant - by necessity, animals - by nature. Cicero

It is action that gives virtue its true value and dignity. Cicero

All people judge us by our appearance and manners, and only a few by our spiritual qualities. F. Chesterfield

If a person is inattentive to what he is doing now, no matter what his business may be, if, being busy with it, he thinks about something else at that moment or takes on two things at once, you can rest assured that this person is frivolous and petty. F. Chesterfield

A dirty fly can stain the entire wall, and a small dirty act can ruin the whole thing. A. P. Chekhov

Well-mannered people respect the human personality, and therefore are always condescending, gentle, polite, and compliant A. P. Chekhov

In serious matters people show themselves as they should appear; in the little things - as they are. N. Chamfort

Ethics is an infinitely expanded responsibility towards all living things. A. Schweitzer

Doubts are traitors: they make us afraid of trying, they deprive us of the good that we could often acquire. W. Shakespeare

The destructiveness of a bad act lies in the fact that it conceals within itself the germ of new abominations. F. Schiller

A person is reflected in his actions. F. Schiller

People imagine that they reveal their vices and virtues only in their actions, not seeing that both vice and virtue make themselves known every moment through their breath. R. Emerson

Good manners consist of small sacrifices. R. Emerson

Culture and external gloss are completely different things. R. Emerson

Grace is needed not in the arts alone, but in all human affairs. Erasmus of Rotterdam

Short quotes

Even the deepest thought can be expressed succinctly. Short, meaningful quotes about girls will make you think about what is truly important and smile at what is truly funny.

She knows how to smile so much that you want to take her smile with you.
You should always be close to a girl. Otherwise there will be someone else nearby.
Charming felines grow into stunning women.
The girl's head works from her heart.
The strength of girls is in their weakness.
Being a girl is an obligation.
A career will not warm you up on a chilly night.
Only a humiliated guy is capable of insulting a girl.
Being a woman in a man's world is not so bad.
Being alone is certainly better than being with just anyone.
A real woman doesn't worry. She cares.
Only she herself should know where a girl’s weak point is.
If you don't idolize her, why are you with her?
There shouldn't be guys who don't need you.
What does the girl want? What she saw in the store!
You should always know what you want. And who.
A beautiful girl may not be alone, but she is lonely.
Sometimes such stupid things happen to smart girls!

Statuses about strong and independent women

A woman is not only about beauty, but also about strength and independence. Even if she is trampled into the mud, she will get up and continue on her way. In response to insult, she will help.

It is about such ladies and for such ladies that this collection of statuses about strong and independent women has been created. Somewhere they praise their strength, somewhere they make fun of their independence. But they definitely won’t leave anyone indifferent. After all, you can meet such strong-willed women that even cats are ready to run away from. This is where the real indicator lies. If you know what we mean.

Girls are the driving force of the entire male body!

You can find a common language with me, while biting your own.

Being strong is like being a lady. If you have to talk about it, it means you are not like that.

The strong one is not the one who can put you on your shoulder blades with one look, but the one who can lift you up from your knees with one smile!

A woman needs relationships with the opposite sex to feel weak. A lonely girl already has to be strong.

Sometimes even a strong woman needs someone who will hug her tightly in a difficult situation, and words will no longer be needed.

A strong woman stands up for herself. The stronger woman stands for everyone else.

A woman who opens her heart to love you when she's broken is braver than anyone you'll meet.

Winged thoughts of great people

quotes about girls with great meaning

To 100% impress a girl, you can tell her the story of how you made your first million.
To play with her heart, knowing that she loves you, is the greatest crime.
Girls don't lie. They simply forget that they used to say the opposite.
The girl's speech is not decorated with obscenities. But it makes it more intelligible!
A smart girl should always know at what point to turn on the fool.
Beautiful people destroy our brains. The ugly ones are the liver...
Instead of a mystery girl, how not to fall for a puzzle girl...
Girls know how to keep secrets. But only in the company of friends.
Incredible strength lies in the fair sex. It is she who allows them to look chic when their souls are so bad.
A girl should have some zest. Alone, do you hear? And not a hundredweight, and even with seeds...
“I’m ready to wait for this girl all my life!” - Yes, but then she will become a grandmother...
How interesting it is to talk to some girls. Until they open their mouth...
Many would marry their boyfriends if they were more independent. Or richer. Well, or at least made them an offer.
She was very beautiful... with soul...
You need to leave a guy before he leaves you.
The girl's share: you can only eat before 18, drink only after.
A guy with hopes for the future should avoid girls with a past.
If you can cook well, you need to look for a guy who can eat well.
You can be smart, especially if everything else is in order.
How can you carry her in your arms if she tries to sit on your neck?!
She didn’t even think that she was missing something... until her friend boasted about it.
What do a girl and a book have in common? Just because the cover is interesting doesn't mean the content is relevant...
How difficult it is to convince your boyfriend that he can’t live without you!
It's easier to stop the rain than a girl who's about to get married.
Parents are usually worried not about the fact that their daughter knows everything, but about how she knew it.
You shouldn’t trust your heart and soul to someone who wouldn’t be worth trusting even 100 rubles.
If a girl buys a dress with a long zipper on the back in a store, it means she has someone who will zip it up.
A girl should know everything, but no more than that.
Extraordinarily beautiful people strive to become extraordinarily rich.
Finding the man of your dreams can take a very long time. During this time, it is not forbidden to get married several times.

Understanding what a girl wants is not as difficult as providing it to her. This collection of quotes will help you provide her with an important element of a strong relationship - your attention!

Statuses for girls and women

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This is female inconstancy! You want to love the same man... then kill...

Girls are beautiful, not hot. They're not temperature.

Behind the girl’s favorite song lies some kind of personal story.

Don't look for a man who will solve all your problems. Find someone who won't let you face them alone.

I’m a strong girl, I can take out the trash, but I can also take out my brain... if necessary.

I respect your opinion! But there’s one problem – it doesn’t interest me!

Good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught yet.

Sometimes I wish I could be little again—healing a bruised knee is easier than mending a broken heart.

Life is so short that you barely have time to ruin it.

The word of a loved one heals better than all the doctors in the world. And he kills faster than all the executioners...

But in general, we, Women, can do ANYTHING... We will win Love, we will achieve Success, we will earn Money, Happiness... well, and we will give birth to HAPPINESS!

A woman and a man should have a good life... You can live poorly alone.

In the absence of the sun, you have to shine on your own!