Quotes from the series Kitchen (quotes from Max at the end of episodes, Nagiyev, etc.)

The comedy series Kitchen was first released on October 22, 2012 on the STS channel. Viewers fell in love with the sitcom literally from the first episodes, and the channel became the leader in the “21.00-21:30” slot, ahead of even Channel One, NTV and TNT.

It all starts with the fact that a provincial guy, Maxim Lavrov, comes to the capital to realize his remarkable dream - to become a world-famous chef. He gets a job at the French restaurant Claude Monet. Next, the plot tells about the ups and downs of the restaurant team. Heroes always find themselves in ridiculous situations and look for a way out of them. The end of each episode is accompanied by philosophical statements or thoughts of the main character, which are a kind of morality, and sum up the episode.

The series Kitchen is recognized as one of the most expensive sitcoms in Russian cinema. The budget for one episode is about 200 thousand dollars, and this does not take into account the cost of the musical background of the series. In particular, the creators of the series had to pay more than 1 million rubles for the right to use Beyonce’s song.

On March 2, 2014, the documentary film Kitchen was released. A film about a film in which the directors shared the secrets of the filming process, and the actors told how close they were to the images of their heroes.

On March 1, 2013, the series received the People's Award “TV Star 2013” in the category “Favorite TV Series. New Products”, March 27, 2014, and in 2014 he won the TEFI Award in the “Sitcom” category. Such high awards once again confirm the absolute success of the television film.

Max Quotes

We all want to appear strong, but all our lives we are looking for a person who is not afraid to admit his weaknesses.

Only the one who truly loves will accept a person with all his weaknesses and shortcomings.

Women are illogical and full of contradictions, it’s not for nothing that one wise old man said: “If a woman hates you, it means she cares.”

It’s not for nothing that they say that from love to hate there is only one step.

Often, it is only when we feel the end is approaching that we can change something.

It's better to start doing something late than never.

For some, for a happy ending, they simply need to step over the burden of past disappointments. And someone thinks that the happy ending has already arrived, but in fact, the happiest moments are still ahead of him. Fight for your happy ending!

That's right, you need to fight for your happiness!

Man is naive by nature: we blindly trust people, believe in what cannot be, believe in ourselves... But without faith we risk being left alone.

But being alone will make it difficult to believe in anything.

Changes are inevitable, like old age, and irreversible, like time.

You shouldn't be afraid of changes, you just need to accept them.

If you like her, be bold.

Act before someone is found braver than you!

Man is probably the most ruthless creature on the planet. Only a person can leave someone whom he wants to keep with all his heart.

And then you will regret and suffer all your life.

Quotes from Max Lavrov from the TV series “Kitchen”

Max Lavrov is the favorite of all fans of the popular television series “Kitchen”. A cheerful and charming guy, the audience remembered him not only for his desire to make his dream come true at any cost and become a chef. Max left an imprint in the memories and hearts of millions with his beautiful sayings.

Lavrov’s quotes, despite the fact that the TV series “Kitchen” ended a long time ago, are still popular to this day. You can read them directly on our website, where we have prepared a unique collection for you.

Our every action echoes in dozens of other lives. Every action of other people changes us. That’s why, before you take the next step, think about those you will change and how you will change yourself. Thought? Walk!

We all want to appear strong, although in reality we are made of weaknesses.

Happiness has no precise definition. For some it comes with the first kiss, but for others it is enough to just do a little nasty thing to be happy. And sometimes it comes unexpectedly, through long, complicated relationships. The main thing in happiness is that it exists.

Often, it is only when we feel the end is approaching that we can change something.

There are no wars without losses, and sometimes victory brings so many losses that it looks more like defeat. War is always unpredictable - your enemy can become your ally if the two of you have common interests. The people who suffer the most from war are the innocents who are forced into battle against their will. War is the path of deception. And sometimes you yourself are deceived.

Quotes from Nagiyev

Oh how, huh? I thought that alcohol would first destroy your liver, but he is cunning, he is alcohol, he started with your brain... Are you growing a furry snake on your face?

It's better not to joke with alcohol...

We fried mushrooms, right? Fly agarics? Did you smell it?

They went completely crazy.

You work for free for a month! And if it’s a leap year - 31 days!

It’s good that high-bearing only occurs once every four years.

I understand what kind of traffic jams you have in the evenings!

The person’s personal life now has something to hide.

For me, every waiter is like my own child.

Yes, by the way, you are a father of many children.

Quotes from the series Kitchen (100 quotes)

The series “Kitchen” is a very fashionable, popular and comedy series that is shown on one of the entertainment television channels. Many people adore this youth series for its sparkling humor, modern and stylish atmosphere and, of course, for its beautiful emotions and shots. This section contains quotes from the TV series “Kitchen”.

Sometimes we need to make a decision on which our fate will depend... And not only ours. But sometimes we understand: in order to make a person happy, it would be better to let him go, no matter how hard it may be... Yes, it will be better that way... Probably.

- Daughter, please talk to the doctor, he will help you. “My daughter doesn’t need a shrink!” “Of course, you need him more, but you’ll be patient.”

Every day life gives us thousands of different opportunities: the opportunity to change, the opportunity to start over, or the opportunity to show a different side of ourselves and discover new talents. The main thing is not to miss these opportunities, because it may turn out that fate will not give you a second chance.

- Daughter, please talk to the doctor, he will help you. “My daughter doesn’t need a shrink!” “Of course, you need him more, but you’ll be patient.”

Man is naive by nature: we blindly trust people, believe in what cannot be, believe in ourselves... But without faith we risk being left alone. But being alone will make it difficult to believe in anything.

— Well, what do we have here: Russian cuisine, French, Italian, Japanese. What is it?! — Village, this is called “fusion”. All the cuisine of the world from west to east. — We should try it, borscht and rolls probably go well together. Dumplings with mozzarella.. What else? Pizza, sushi, herring under a fur coat, lula kebab. I told you, there must be activated carbon in here somewhere...

There are days when everything goes wrong. On days like these, the main thing is not to give up.

It happens, a woman can leave at any moment.

In life, as in a computer game, there comes a time when you need to move on to the next level. For some this happens with great difficulty, some make something mysterious out of this transition, and for others it happens absolutely spontaneously... But still, life is different from a computer game, because once you move to a new level in life, it is no longer possible to go back . And it’s good when you don’t want to go back, when you like the changes. It’s much worse when you think that nothing has changed, and a new level has already begun for you, even if you don’t know about it yet...

What I should do? Bring you to her bedroom and say: “Vika is Dima, he’s good, not old yet.”

Sometimes life asks us questions, only by answering which can we move on. Are you ready not to rush the present for the sake of the future? Are you able to step over your pride for the sake of your loved ones? Well, for some, life poses much more complex questions, but there is sure to be an answer to each of them.

Nerve cells, like burnt pork, do not recover.

They say that the bitter truth is better than a sweet lie, but not everyone wants to feel this bitterness of their own accord, although this is the only way to feel the taste of life.

— Lyova and Katya are dating. Lawless Heart. Katya is even planning to move into his house. Lyova has now started renovations... So he asked me to help him move the furniture. - At 9 PM? — Wardrobes and lovers don’t watch the clock.

Every thoughtless act in our life is a boomerang that invariably comes back and painfully hits us in the forehead, trying to drive worldly wisdom into us. But even after this we often do not draw conclusions. We get up, rub the bruise and launch endless swarms of boomerangs over and over again.

The sun shines equally on everyone: be it a careless father or an eccentric daughter... It equally warms both couples in love and a lonely guy who has already forgotten what the sun is.

In everything that happens to us, look for a woman. She can do anything to us: bring us back to life or put our lives at risk. We try to do everything for women! And the woman does everything for this.

From now on and forever and ever we welcome you to our kitchen! In the name of the oven and baking tray! In the name of the frying pan and ladle! Omelette!

In life, everything returns to normal: some return the pain that they once caused to others; For others, on the contrary, life returns confidence in a loved one, self-confidence. Life takes us in circles to give us a chance to change, to draw conclusions. The main thing is that we ourselves are ready for change.

Life often presents us with choices. Someone consciously makes the wrong choice, someone tries to protect them from a wrong decision, but nothing works. And someone is completely confused.

- What's this? - This is hair. - I see that it is hair. - Why are you asking then?

People don’t like to make mistakes, but nevertheless they constantly make them: some are mistaken that they can control everything, others are confident that nothing can ever happen in their relationship, not even realizing that everything has already begun, others mistakenly think that the whole world is against them. We cannot help but make mistakes - they are part of our life, and most importantly, they help us find the right path.

When we play with life, we do not notice how it plays with us. It makes us neglect the feelings of loved ones, not realizing that their love is the most precious thing we have. She gives us temptations, but immediately gives us strength to make the right choice.

And I also decided not to depend on men. This is humiliating for a woman.

Love gives nobility even to those to whom nature has denied it.

I wonder how the sapper feels when choosing between the blue and red wire? Probably the same as we do when we decide to tell the bitter truth or remain silent. We choose, close our eyes and wait to see whether it will explode or not.

We all want to appear strong, although in reality we are made of weaknesses.

For some, for a happy ending, they simply need to step over the burden of past disappointments. And someone thinks that the happy ending has already arrived, but in fact, the happiest moments are still ahead of him. Fight for your happy ending! That's right, you need to fight for your happiness!

Often, it is only when we feel the end is approaching that we can change something.

Life is a period of losses and new acquisitions: some are sad about the loss, others are happy about the gain, and there are those who immediately gained and lost, and no matter what happens, the main thing is to understand one simple thing - this is just the beginning!

- Why don’t you order anything? - Well, I said that I want to kill time, not myself.

When you lose love, life loses all meaning and becomes empty. Therefore, if there is even the slightest chance to save love, fight with all your might. True, it also happens that nothing can be done... Then you just need to move on with your life.

Chief, our relationship is definitely stagnating. Second “Get Out” in half a day...

The animal may be poor, but it is tasty.

There are times when we are desperately angry with ourselves because of the things we have done. Because of the people who are happy without us... Because of the words that were said without thinking... Or maybe it's time to stop hating yourself? And try to fix something? At least try!

Allow me, Victoria Sergeevna, I will lie down and we will engage in carnal pleasures.

We cannot help but make mistakes. They are part of our life. And most importantly, they help us find the right path.

Any momentary weakness risks turning into a secret that can one day destroy our lives... Someone keeps their secrets for the sake of loved ones... Someone is ready to separate loved ones, protecting their secret... And someone cannot trust a secret even to themselves.

- Are you spitting vinegar? - Maybe my children are starving at home! - Yeah, they're asking for vinegar.

There are days when everything goes wrong. On days like these, the main thing is not to give up.

I am a gray autumn soul - having seen you as summer blossoms, And there is no point in continuing to breathe until I know the answer.

The famous chef Paul Bocuse once said: “Life is a small kitchen in which we prepare dishes called happiness.” In this kitchen, we are our own chefs, and only we can decide what ingredients we will add to our dishes. It is important to remember that there is no universal recipe, so get creative and try something new. And maybe then, in the end, a reward will await you.

What is trust? We create this weightless, elusive matter from grains of devotion and labor, days, months, years, and we can destroy it in an instant with a rash act. Human trust is an absolute value. Although sometimes, when you lose something valuable, you can find something that has no price.

What is a person? A person is a set of habits, stereotypes, values, personal beliefs that he develops over the years. But suddenly something stupid happens, and habits change. At this moment a new person is born. Sometimes we change thanks to our loved ones, and sometimes a person can be changed even by people whom he simply did not notice before... And it also happens that someone changes you, and you change someone, and then two new people are born who Now they will change themselves for each other.

Some wise Chinese said that if you sit on the bank of a river, you can see the corpse of your enemy floating along it. But it happens that you sat down on the bank of the wrong river... Or you suddenly realized that you don’t want to see your enemy defeated.

“You joke as badly as you cook.” - I don’t understand... - And this is a familiar state for your brain.

How difficult it is to change, especially for the better. Some people are sure that they are perfect and others must change. Some people think it’s too late to change, or maybe they’re just afraid to do it. But I know one thing for sure: you can and should change for the sake of your loved one.

- Chief, the owner is calling you. - Master? Do we live in a slave-owning system? Doesn't he have a name, huh? Halop!

By interfering in someone else's dispute, you always risk losing yourself. There is only one way to win someone else's dispute - to sacrifice yourself. And in an argument with yourself, you have little chance at all. Few, but they exist.

Each of us has people in our lives without whom we cannot imagine our existence. The very thought that they could disappear terrifies us. We love them blindly and are ready to turn a blind eye to their mistakes and misdeeds indefinitely. And this happens as long as we have faith in this person. But having lost it once, we understand that instead of it, only emptiness remains inside.

Are you ready not to rush the present for the sake of the future?

“I don’t want to depend on anyone, especially a woman.” I've never moved in with women. Never! They always moved in with me. - Apparently, due to the fact that your ego did not fit in their apartments.

If you like her, be bold.

- Well, how are the disabled people doing? - Okay, boss, and we are not disabled! - Leva, if a person has no brains, is he disabled? - Yes! - Well, you see the diagnosis is correct.

Life often presents us with choices. Someone consciously makes the wrong choice, someone tries to protect them from a wrong decision, but nothing works. And someone is completely confused.

Many people are often tormented by doubts about how valuable what you have is to you. It’s easier for someone to lose everything in order to understand how dear it was to him. The main thing is to appreciate what we have here and now.

- Nastya, bring me some water! — With gas without gas? - Liter!

The best way to be deceived is to think that you have outsmarted everyone. But sometimes, deception can be for the good, when it makes people happy and everything returns to normal. After all, as smart people say: “A white lie is good. But it is good only for those for whose benefit it was done.”

Changes are inevitable, like old age, and irreversible, like time. Sometimes we run away from them, naively thinking that we can leave everything as it is, but changes in our lives still happen, whether we want it or not, leaving us with the right to accept them and move on, or stubbornly try to stay in the past.

- Oh, my bra! - Amazing! She doesn't even hide it! - Yes, I don’t hide it - I wear a bra.

Responsibility is a strange thing. On the one hand, we are afraid of her, but on the other hand, it is thanks to her that we gain respect and become closer to each other. And when we do irresponsible things, we draw the right conclusions... or we don’t.

Every person has a dark side, a side that is hidden from the eyes of others. This side can greatly surprise someone, and please someone, and the one who was considered the most stubborn and unshakable suddenly finds the strength to give in at the right moment.

- Meet Tyson! This is Vika. Vicky has beautiful legs. Meet Vika! This is Tyson. There is nothing beautiful about him, he is generally a moral monster.

People began to throw away books. This country doesn't have much time left.

I don’t remember who said this, but life is always the result of our choices. We choose - to tell the truth or to remain bashfully silent, to get upset and angry, or to turn everything into a joke that you will remember for a long time. Life is so arranged that we are forced to make choices every day and only time will tell whether it was the right one.

An offended woman is capable of any action except the appropriate.

Every person has their own closet of fears. Some try to never open the door to this closet, others try to hide their fears from everyone by locking them, and some are lucky, they don’t have a closet with fears, because real guys are not afraid of anything.

Many people are constantly tormented by doubts: how much do you value what you have? Someone prefers to lose everything in order to realize how expensive it was for him. The main thing is to cherish what we have at this moment.

We live by putting together puzzles, carefully laying out element after element to create a picture of our happiness. True, puzzles do not always form the picture we expect to see. If the current picture does not suit us, we always have two options - to come to terms with what happened, or to mix up all the puzzles and start laying everything out again.

Still, no matter how we feel about changes, they happen. Sometimes we don’t get what we wanted, sometimes we become convinced that we were right, and sometimes through change we come to our starting point. The main thing is to believe that all changes in life are for the better!

At the end of the day, as a rule, we sum up the results: we think, we doubt whether we made the right choice, whether we acted correctly with those around us, we worry about our failures.. Of course, we hope that tomorrow will be better.

An offended woman is capable of any action except the appropriate.

Every day we wander through the endless labyrinth of life, running into its dead ends. Where we were happy, we suddenly become unbearably sad... The long-awaited victory for some reason does not bring joy... But having hit the wall, we turn around and continue to wander in this labyrinth, hoping that something extraordinary awaits us around the corner...

Man is naive by nature: we blindly trust people, believe in what cannot be, believe in ourselves... But without faith we risk being left alone.

I understand what kind of traffic jams you have in the evenings! The person’s personal life now has something to hide.

- Chief, what kind of nonsense is this? Why bother peeling off these labels from bananas? - For the balance of the Universe. After all, somewhere out there, in Africa, a rump like you is sticking these labels on.

Sometimes there are so many circumstances that we are unable to fight them. Having overcome some, we stumble upon new ones and again face the choice of resisting or succumbing to fate... And while we are thinking, new circumstances appear...

Yeah, I never thought it would all end like this. Life turned out to be damn short, so short that I did not have time to understand seemingly such simple truths of life. If you love a person, tell him about it. Thank those who teach you something. Love your friends and value friendship. What a pity that I realized all this too late.

For me, every waiter is like my own child. Yes, by the way, you are a father of many children.

Take red. - He makes me look fat. - How can a tie make you look fat? — Leva, when you have 120 kilograms of live weight, anything can make you fat!

- I see that you know each other? — Not just acquaintances, Viktor Petrovich is my first boss, my teacher. “And now the student has come to give a master class to the teacher.” I need to buy a notebook for taking notes.

Every coin has two sides, and one day everything can turn upside down. The one who liked you begins to hate you. The one you hit in the face becomes your friend. Well, the one who seemed like an evil tyrant becomes a little smaller.

... Any vegetarian dish tastes better with meat.

Life often presents us with choices. Someone consciously makes the wrong choice, someone tries to protect them from a wrong decision, but nothing works. And someone is completely confused.

You never know in advance where the road you are moving on will take you; for some it will lead to a place where you want to get away quickly, and for others to a place where you want to stay for a long time. Everyone has their own path...

What I should do? Bring you to her bedroom and say: “Vika is Dima, he’s good, not old yet.”

We cannot help but make mistakes. They are part of our life. And most importantly, they help us find the right path.

Let's summarize your first working week. On the first day you almost poisoned a man, on the second day you got into a fight with the bartender and destroyed the entire bar, now I find out that you deep-fried Victoria Sergeevna, and today you almost got shot. It looks like you fit into our team.

I understood one important thing: no matter what happens to you during the day, the main thing is that in the evening there is somewhere to return - to a place where you are welcome, because there is nothing worse than loneliness.

Quotes from chef Viktor Petrovich

When I was young, I always thought that I would still have everything, so I didn’t really value anything. And now it turns out that I have little left. You still have time, don’t waste it.

You can’t get your youth back later, and neither can opportunities, by the way.

It is much easier to become a father than to remain one.

Unfortunately, not all of them remain.

Whoever eavesdrops doesn’t eat!

I wish they could hear the chewing.

How could anyone have guessed to drag a child into an underground casino?! “I wanted to save her from depression!” - Fist fights? - This is invigorating!

This is what creative education means.

“And they told me that the chef in this restaurant is a woman.” - ...According to my horoscope, I am a Virgo. (Viktor Petrovich poses as the chef of the Arcobaleno restaurant)

A resourceful answer to say.

Quotes from the series kitchen

I realized one very important thing: no matter what happens to you during the daytime, the main thing is that in the evening you have somewhere to return to, where you will be happy, because there is nothing worse than loneliness.

Life often forces us to make choices. Some people consciously make the wrong choice. Others try to warn against a wrong decision, but nothing comes of it, while others are completely confused.

Tyson, meet me - this is Vika, she has beautiful legs, and this is Tyson - there is nothing beautiful about him, he is a moral monster.

Hmm, don't worry. I'll analyze everything now. Oh, how delicious. You know, I have to reassure you: you have the most suitable soil for growing carrots there.

Allow me, Victoria Sergeevna, I will lie down and we will engage in carnal pleasures.

Are you ready not to rush the present for the sake of the future?

Love gives nobility even to those to whom nature has denied it.

“Kitchen”: quotes from the most delicious comedy (2 photos)

The restaurant's chef, Viktor Barinov, is a recognized star chef and a favorite of the capital's elite, but with his subordinates this culinary guru is a real despot!

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We often refer to fate, which seems to have decided something for us, but the truth is that we ourselves choose whether to live in a world of illusions born of our grievances and mistakes, or to leave the past and move forward. There are no wars without losses, and sometimes victory brings so many losses that it looks more like defeat. War is always unpredictable - your enemy can become your ally if the two of you have common interests. The people who suffer the most from war are the innocents who are forced into battle against their will. War is the path of deception. And sometimes you yourself are deceived. From now on and forever and ever we welcome you to our kitchen! In the name of the oven and baking tray! In the name of the frying pan and ladle! Omelette! Every day life gives us thousands of different opportunities: the opportunity to change, the opportunity to start over, or the opportunity to show a different side of ourselves and discover new talents. The main thing is not to miss these opportunities, because it may turn out that fate will not give you a second chance. - What are you doing here? - Nothing, just talking. - That's right, the conversation flows better without pants. I wonder how the sapper feels when choosing between the blue and red wire? Probably the same as we do when we decide to tell the bitter truth or remain silent. We choose, close our eyes and wait to see whether it will explode or not. - Chief, what kind of nonsense is this? Why bother peeling off these labels from bananas? - For the balance of the Universe. After all, somewhere out there, in Africa, a rump like you is sticking these labels on. I understood one important thing: no matter what happens to you during the day, the main thing is that in the evening there is somewhere to return - to a place where you are welcome, because there is nothing worse than loneliness... Every rash act in our life is a boomerang that invariably returns and hits painfully head on, trying to hammer worldly wisdom into us. But even after this we often do not draw conclusions. We get up, rub the bruise and launch endless swarms of boomerangs over and over again.

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- Red? Or blue? ...Or red? — Viktor Petrovich, are you a groom or a sapper? - Lyova, this is a first date, it’s easier to get blown up than in a minefield. I don’t remember who said this, but life is always the result of our choices. We choose - to tell the truth or to remain bashfully silent, to get upset and angry, or to turn everything into a joke that you will remember for a long time. Life is so arranged that we are forced to make choices every day and only time will tell whether it was the right one. Still, no matter how we feel about changes, they happen. Sometimes we don’t get what we wanted, sometimes we become convinced that we were right, and sometimes through change we come to our starting point. The main thing is to believe that all changes in life are for the better! What is trust? We create this weightless, elusive matter from grains of devotion and labor, days, months, years, and we can destroy it in an instant with a rash act. Human trust is an absolute value. Although sometimes, when you lose something valuable, you can find something that has no price. Sometimes life asks us questions, only by answering which can we move on. Are you ready not to rush the present for the sake of the future? Are you able to step over your pride for the sake of your loved ones? The famous chef Paul Bocuse once said: “Life is a small kitchen in which we prepare dishes called happiness.” In this kitchen, we are our own chefs, and only we can decide what ingredients we will add to our dishes. It is important to remember that there is no universal recipe, so get creative and try something new. And maybe then, in the end, a reward will await you.

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