The cat doesn't mind you sleeping in its bed. At the very edge. Jenny de Vries
The cat will try to stay on your lap even when you get up from your chair. Until the last minute, she hopes that your conscience will awaken and you will sit back down.
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God created the cat so that man would have a tiger to pet.
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Sometimes you scold a cat, look at it, and you get the unpleasant feeling that it understood everything to the last word. And I remembered.
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By the way, as a rule, the names of real cats are quite long, for example: Brysyattuda bastard, Mama podklovatkoy slashilapsya or No need to climb.
A person is as cultured as he can understand a cat. Bernard Show
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When all people are like cats at two o'clock in the afternoon, the world will reach perfection. Gregory David Roberts
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Anyone who cannot understand his cat cannot understand anything at all. Winston Churchill
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From an aesthetic point of view, there are only two ideal things in the world: watches and cats. Emile-Auguste Chartier
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Women and cats do not come when they are called, and they come when they are not called. Prosper Merimee
Funny quotes about cats
People have dogs, and cats have people. Apparently, they consider them useful pets. George Mikish
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- Cats are good, but they don't care about you until you feed them. It's not like dogs are man's friends. Cats are like quiet cohabitants. Kevin Smith
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Everyone respects the cat because the cat loves cleanliness. Vladimir Mayakovsky
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If a person were crossed with a cat, it would improve the person, but would make the cat worse. Mark Twain
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God created the Cat so that man would have a tiger to pet. Victor Hugo
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- To soften the hardest heart, fluffy and cute kittens always came forward. Sophie Chauffo
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It’s generally very difficult with cats; they don’t get used to their owners so much as they get used to the house. Vadim Nord
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The whole cat party “in itself” is up to the first saucer of milk. Dmitry Bykov
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Cats by their very existence refute the assertion that everything in the world was created for humans. Paul Gray
When you deal with professionals
I found a cat for my young virgin cat to breed. Brutal handsome man. I locked them in the room, and I peeked. I see things are not going well for them. The gentleman is not against it, even ardently for it. But the cat objects, even ready to scratch out his shameless eyes.
I called the cat’s owner in a slight panic. Like, if my beloved begins to torture your cat in front of my eyes, what should I do? The owner answers ironically:
- Girl, don’t worry. My cat knows how to melt your lady's heart. You don’t give it right away either.
I instantly calmed down. Professionals. And quickly hung up. You never know...
Short quotes about cats
The cat is a tiny lion who loves mice, hates dogs and protects humans. Oliver Hereward
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Having a cat nearby makes everything special. even loneliness. James Bowen
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- It seemed that both of them, the motionless woman and the cat, were looking at the world with the same eyes. Albert Camus
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I love all animals. However, I prefer cats, because they have character. Irene Oginski
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is immeasurably higher. Hippolyte Taine
Sausage for mother and cat
The following short story is about cats and cats from the field of cooking.
I'm too lazy to wash my cat's bowl - I switched my cat to disposable dishes. Every time she has a new plastic plate. Well, almost every time. Yesterday, unexpectedly as always, I ran out of cat food. I cut the sausages, artistically laid them out on a brand new white plate and placed them under the cat’s nose. She sniffed, licked and left. She sat down to the side to demonstratively lick her luxurious fur coat. Like, eat this yourself!
Mom, who saw this entire performance with one actor, began to be traditionally indignant at the cat’s behavior. And he asks me with such interest:
- Is the plate clean?
A question involuntarily escaped me:
- Do you want to eat it yourself?
You should have seen how indignant my mother was. And with what indignation the cat looked at me!
Clever sayings about cats
If you are tired of being the master of your own home, get a cat. Valentin Domil
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Cats unmistakably understand what full concentration means and how to prevent you from achieving it. Arthur Bridges
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Can you really understand what's on a cat's mind? It’s easier to guess from the wrinkles on the shell what a walnut is thinking about. Stephen King
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The only thing that cannot be understood is why a cat ever decided to become a pet. Clark McKenzie
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- The main thing in training a cat is to pretend that you gave it exactly the command that it carried out. Andrey Zhvalevsky
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If the cat fails to catch the mouse, it pretends to chase a leaf. Charlotte Gray
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The cat will try to stay on your lap even when you get up from your chair. Until the last minute, she hopes that your conscience will awaken and you will sit back down. Pam Brown
God created the Cat so that man would have a tiger to pet. Victor Hugo French writer
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A cat and training are not such incompatible concepts. In just a couple of days, a cat can train anyone. Graham Cooper psychiatrist
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- People have dogs, and cats have people. Apparently, they consider them useful pets. George Mickish English humorist
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If cat purr were sold in tablet form, the pharmaceutical market would have an ideal anti-depression drug.
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The highest purpose of cats is to show us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison Keillor actor.
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Cats are good, but they don't care about you until you feed them. It's not like dogs are man's friends. Cats are like quiet cohabitants. Kevin Smith is an American director.
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When a cat and I play, there is still a question of who is playing with whom – I’m with her or she’s playing with me. Michel de Montaigne French writer and philosopher.
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If a person were crossed with a cat, it would improve the person, but would make the cat worse. Mark Twain
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The whole cat party “in itself” is up to the first saucer of milk. Dmitry Bykov writer, poet
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As soon as you relax, the cat appears. With a soft paw and a gentle purr, she will conduct a meditation session with you.
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The cat is a tiny lion who loves mice, hates dogs and protects humans. Oliver Hereward writer, artist
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There is nothing more playful than a young cat, and nothing more sedate than an old one. Thomas Fuller historian
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I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is immeasurably higher. Hippolyte Taine French philosopher
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Even an overweight cat instinctively follows the rule: take poses that make you look slender.
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The cat, hunted and pressed against the wall, turns into a tiger. Miguel Cervantes Spanish writer
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I've never met a cat who cared what mice said about him. Yuzef Bulatovich
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To a cat, humans are just warm-blooded furniture. Jacqueline Mitchard American writer
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The only thing that cannot be understood is why a cat ever decided to become a pet. Clark MacKenzie British writer
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The main thing in training a cat is to pretend that you gave it exactly the command that it carried out. Andrei Zhvalevsky Belarusian writer
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In ancient times, cats were revered as deities, and they did not forget about it. Terry Pratchett - English writer
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A gentleman is someone who always calls a cat a cat, even if he trips over it and falls.
Cat for dear guests instead of bread
I have a friend who, as they say, has a difficult fate. A stern, gloomy, unsociable man. He often reprimanded me that I was crazy about my cat. He even advised me to get treatment.
But then I got a cat myself. It was forced on him, literally. I come to visit him and invite him to the table. And something wrinkles. Finally, he shyly says:
“I know you’re okay with cats.” Mine fell asleep on the table in the bread bin. I didn't wake him up. Nothing?
So which of us needs treatment?
I look forward to your funny interesting and funny short stories about cats and cats from real life. These amazing animals are able to amaze us almost every day with their intelligence and intelligence. Just have time to write it down. Now you have an additional incentive for this. After all, not only I, but all readers of the blog about animals are waiting for your real stories about cats. Make them happy too. Until next time, dear ones.
Your Tanya O.
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Even the smallest cat is a work of art
Short quotes about cats with meaning
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is immeasurably higher. Hippolyte Taine
Cats don't ask, they just take whatever they need. Garfield the Cat
Only cats know how to get food without labor, a home without a castle, and love without worry. W. L. George
Anyone who has a cat need not be afraid of loneliness. Daniel Defoe
A smart cat does not neglect a stupid mouse. Anthony Regulsky
A cat's purpose is to sit and be admired. Georgina S. Gates
People who hate cats will be mice in their next life.
The butterflies in your stomach all too quickly turn into cats scratching at your soul.
The cat is a beautiful devil. Charles Bukowski
Catness is a way of life. Terry Pratchett
A purring cat and a burning fireplace make winter pleasant.
If you're tired of being the boss of your home, get a cat. Valentin Domil
Cats leave their paw prints on our hearts.
In a house where there is a cat, no other decorations are needed.
Every woman is a cat. She always walks on her own and always chooses owners who will give her the richest sour cream. Nikolai Ivanovich Kozlov
Beautiful expressions about cats
I feed her, bathe her, clean up after her. And in return she allows herself to be admired.
Even the most sophisticated lady can envy the grace of cats.
“Those eyes are opposite” early in the morning, at 6 o’clock and plus loud purring - it’s unrealistic to oversleep on the way to work.
Cats are like independent women. They only allow you to think that they belong to you.
A kitten in the animal world is like a rosebud in a garden.
So cute... The cat always kisses me, nuzzles my nose, and when I cry, she starts meowing and licking tears from her cheeks...
In a cat I see a woman with an ever-changing, sensitive soul.
Cats are like lonely people. They never impose themselves, but their presence is felt.
Even the smallest cat is a work of art
Even if the machines one day rise, they will still love these furry creatures.
Cats are happy creatures. They don't care about anything at all!
Cats cannot be accused of superiority. How would you behave if you were the most perfect being on the planet?
Where else have you seen as much charm as in this animal?
Selfishness can be cute. Just look at your purring pet on your warm ones. Shoulders
There are two ways to forget about the hardships of life: music and cats.
No matter how empty the home is, it becomes cozy if there is a favorite fluffy in it.
My favorite cat
My favorite animal is a cat. Since childhood I wanted to have a cat. And finally, my dream came true - a kitten appeared at home. His name is Timofey, but for now for everyone he is Timosha, Timka, Timulka.
The kitten is purebred and requires special care. He will grow into a huge beautiful cat. In the meantime, he is small and, like all children, very cheerful. My kitten is white with gray spots. He has small paws with which he steps completely silently, especially if he is sneaking. He has small pink pads on his paws. They help him walk so quietly. In moments of danger, Timosha releases sharp claws and can scratch.
The kitten sits in a special way. He puts his front paws slightly forward and can sit for a long time and carefully watch everyone.
The kitten's head is round and also white. Only the mustache is black and very long. Timka’s nose is black, like satin, and at the same time always cold. The ears are pointy and fluffy. Timokha is small, he is not even two months old. But despite this, he has sharp teeth and claws. The kitten likes to bite, but it doesn’t hurt at all when playing. He grabs the finger with his teeth and squeezes it. But when I say that it hurts me, he understands and immediately stops biting.
Timoshka is a big gourmet. Most of all, the kitten loves fish, especially fresh fish. He immediately pounces on her and eats with great appetite, even purring with pleasure. Having had enough, he leaves the fish on the plate to eat it later. Feeling hungry, he asks to eat himself. Then Timka starts running around his legs and scratching. He always eats carefully, without taking pieces out of the plate. He loves warm milk very much.
If Timoshka wants to sleep, he is capricious, like a small child. He sleeps wonderfully. Putting his head on his paws, he hides his nose in a pillow or covers it with his tail and closes his eyes. But he is a light sleeper. Grandmother says that Timoshka is not sleeping, but dozing. As soon as you rustle somewhere, the kitten immediately wakes up. He opens his eyes, raises his ears, ready to rush “at the enemy” at any moment.
Timka's favorite pastime is playing. He, like all little ones, loves to play. There is no end to his pranks: either he lies on his back and starts playing with my hands, or from around the corner he throws himself right at my feet. But most of all the kitten loves to play with a small ball. He runs after him and tries to bite him with his sharp teeth. And when this fails, he gets angry. The kitten begins to meow threateningly and pushes the ball with its paw. Timoshka even knows how to dance. He very funny stands on his hind legs, raises his front legs and starts spinning, trying to reach the piece of paper. Sometimes, not reaching it, he falls to the floor and somersaults over his head. Then he gets offended and moves away. His eyes become sad and sad. In fact, my friend's eyes are very beautiful. When the baby rubs gently at my feet and purrs softly, his eyes are green-green. But as soon as he gets angry, his eyes become completely dark, almost black. At such moments, the fur on the back rises up, and the tail arches. That's why I always try to calm the kitten down and say something kind to him.
Timosha is a very smart kitten. Sometimes it even seems to me that he understands human speech, he just doesn’t know how to talk himself. But he also has his own language. When Timka is happy and full, he meows affectionately and rubs himself against his legs. If you make him angry, he grumbles like a wild animal.
I tried to train the kitten, and now he knows how to give his paw. For this he gets something tasty. Our Timoshka is very clean. Every day he sits down on the rug, licks his paw with his pink tongue and begins to wash his face, head and even ears with it. Just like a person. On Saturdays we bathe him in a small bath. After bathing, the kitten's fur becomes beautiful, clean and shiny. He rejoices at this and purrs gratefully.
I really want our Timoshka to grow up faster and turn into a big beautiful cat, Timofey.
Stepanova Elena (9th grade)
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There have been many sayings about the love of pet fur babies. Today we offer a selection of quotes and aphorisms about cats: meaningful, short, funny, about women and cats, about love for them.
