Quotes with sarcasm
Often statements of this kind, based on sarcasm, are aimed at the shortcomings of society. Such quotes most often most openly and at the same time somewhat aggressively express the opinion of the speaker.
Black humor and cynical behavior - what else can an intelligent person do in a society of idiots?
Only those who have it go crazy.
Anyone who knows nothing can take on anything.
I knew a man so little read that he had to compose his own quotations from the classics.
Take care of yourself - what if I need you?
Sarcasm is a natural defensive reaction of the psyche against the stupidity of others.
– Do you mind if I smoke?
“You know, I don’t care even if you shoot yourself.”
Sometimes the statements are quite elegant, their quality is much higher.
For a man to find something in the refrigerator, it must be at eye level and it is advisable to run along the shelf, attracting attention to itself.
I don’t know about you, but my nerve cells are not only being restored, but they are also trying to take revenge on those responsible for their death.
I'll give you a manual called "How to Answer the Phone" or "Oh, That Mysterious Green Button!"
I'm often wrong, sorry, perfect people!
It is not enough to have wit, you also need to be able to avoid its consequences.
Life experience is a lot of valuable knowledge about how not to behave in situations that will never happen again.
Makeup is an attempt to paint on your face the face of another, much more beautiful woman.
Lord, we broke up, I’ll go crazy and throw myself off the chair.
The wittiest aphorisms and quotes
The wittiest aphorisms and quotes - Don’t rip off people’s masks... What if they’re muzzles?
Three things never come back - time, word, opportunity. Therefore: do not waste time, choose your words, do not miss the opportunity. — Confucius.
The speed of sound is a rather strange thing. Your parents tell you something when you’re twenty, but it only comes to fruition when you’re forty.
Beauty will save the world, and indifference will save nerves.
I find a way out of any difficult situation. Another thing is surprising - how can I, such an infection, find the entrance there?!
The rate of brain destruction is directly proportional to the square of the TV diagonal.
If your situation is a complete "ass", then you just need to get into shape and put on lace panties.
A person should always be happy; If happiness ends, look where you went wrong. - Lev Tolstoy.
Among male dogs, a woman becomes a bitch. Among idiots - an ulcer. Among assholes - a bitch. If you want a woman next to you, remain a man!
Worry does not eliminate tomorrow's problems, but it takes away today's peace.
I’m like salt: it’s not sweet with me, but without me it’s not tasty.
Smart people know that we can only believe half of what we are told. But only the very smart know which one it is.
Such is life: a fool plays smart, a smart man fools around...
You waste your time and energy discussing me when I don’t even remember your names...
It is difficult to find a person with whom you share the same type of cockroaches in your head.
Life is a game, but the problem is that you can’t save in it.
Our biggest problems come from avoiding the small ones.
Spread only good rumors about yourself, the source will be forgotten, but the meaning will remain!
No one can go back in time and change their start. But everyone can start now and change their finish.
Do you want to make God laugh? Tell him about your plans for the future...
How often one lacks the intelligence to play the fool!
Happy is not the one who has everything best, but the one who gets the best out of what he has.
A good slap in the face, delivered at the right moment, replaces at least three kind and wise advice.
The problem with this world is that educated people are full of doubts, and idiots are full of confidence.
Small people find out later than others that it has started to rain.
An army of rams led by a lion is stronger than an army of lions led by a ram.
We would have long ago overcome our own shortcomings if we had fought against them as energetically as against the virtues of others.
It is much easier to complain about the state than to throw garbage in the trash can.
Growing up is when you walk in the cold without a hat and feel not cool, but stupid!
Life is like a department store: you find everything in it except what you are looking for. - Meek Emil.
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Sarcasm: quotes and aphorisms
The skill of some people in sarcastic statements leads to the appearance of quotes that become aphorisms. For example, these are quotes from Faina Ranevskaya:
Optimism is a lack of information.
There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives; And there are people that live only worms.
Loneliness is a condition that you have no one to tell about.
Many people complain about their appearance, but no one complains about their brains.
The woman is, of course, smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
Do you know what it's like to act in a movie? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and they take you on a tour there.
Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
I do the hardest part before breakfast. I get out of bed.
There are no fat women, only small clothes.
I noticed that if you don’t eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, or drink beer with fish, your face becomes smaller, but sadder.
Statuses with sarcasm about men
Darling, I will do anything for you: through storms and hurricanes! I'll move mountains! In general, wait - I’ll come tomorrow. If it doesn't rain.
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The boy said it, the boy did it! That's why we have so many silent men.
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Men hug in two cases: either they are blue or they are blue.
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Choosing a man is like buying shoes... You dream of one, but you have to buy what suits the price and size.
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There are so many single men around... If only I could get one in combat...
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Good men don't lie on the road. They are lying on the sofa.
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Dear Men! A good penis should not be up to the knee, but up to the navel!
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Look at the figures of most men after 30, and they haven’t even given birth!
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Men just pretend they don't understand women. It costs them less.
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A man's transitional age is when the young woman no longer gives, but the old woman is not yet attracted to him.
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A man is a creature who throws so many socks everywhere, as if he were a centipede.
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Anyone can become a beauty, you just need to find the right monster.
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Men have feelings too. For example, feeling hungry.
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Men are divided into two types: those who can lift a refrigerator to the fifth floor, and those who can pay for it.
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The main thing is not to drag a womanizer down the aisle. A womanizer is as common as a book in a library. I read it myself, leave it for others to read.
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I love caring, loving, responsible and reliable men! I generally love science fiction!
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What's the difference between a pig and a man? A pig does not turn into a man after drinking!
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90% of men, having learned about their wife’s infidelity, pack their things and go to their mistress.
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All men are bastards. Those who are not bastards are boring.
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Despite his male nature, no man can boast of a dog's fidelity.
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Sea... Beach... I look... There are more pregnant men than pregnant women...
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If men had to give birth, none of them would have more than one child.
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A man who can understand a woman usually lives with another man.
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Only our men laugh at a woman driving while sitting on a tram.
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The myth that women only need money was invented by men who have no money.
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It is difficult, very difficult to convince your ex-lover who has become your wife that married men never cheat on their wives.
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Men hang noodles on our ears, and we take it off and carefully hang it on their horns...
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My husband reminds me of a cactus... He is also unshaven and grows near the computer...
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Meet a real man, get an autograph...
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We want romance, flowers, And dinner by candlelight - so that everything is beautiful... And they would like sex, something to eat, and beer...
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The less you love a woman, the more screwed you are!
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A man proposes marriage to a woman when he gets tired of courting... And he wants them to start courting him.
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A man chases a woman until she catches him.
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Any urologist knows where men's brains are, and a gynecologist knows where their remote control is.
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Men are children with a salary!
Sarcasm in music
Interestingly, sarcasm can sometimes be found even in music. And not just in popular songs or in the text of some rapper, but in real operas. Of course, the brilliant composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was a master of ridicule, a master of irony. The most different facets of humor from light irony (in the aria “Frisky Boy” - video No. 1 from 45:00) to real sarcasm in the duet of Suzanne and Marcelina, in which they openly quarrel, driving each other to white heat (No. 1 from 22 :00). And in general, the entire opera based on the plot of Beaumarchais is aimed at ridiculing the vices and stupidity of the aristocrats and emphasizing the intelligence of the third estate. And the very plot of one day in the life of Figaro only leaves you wondering how it was even possible to come up with this and twist everything like that?
Below is the opera in Italian, there are Russian subtitles, they can be turned on in the settings.
We present to your attention another opera. She is full of sarcastic remarks.
Among the Russian composers there was also an outstanding master of sarcasm, Alexander Sergeevich Dargomyzhsky, a younger contemporary of Mikhail Ivanovich Glinka and one of the founders of the Russian national school. Probably even Mozart would envy Dargomyzhsky’s mastery of sarcasm. The difficult fate of the innovative composer led to the fact that he often resorted to irony, including evil irony. But what role does expressive intonation, which the great and mighty Russian language is so rich in, play in conveying sarcasm? Dargomyzhsky enriched the musical language with speech intonations, both in his romances and in operas. A visual aid to this is “The Stone Guest” based on “A Little Tragedy” by Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin. The opera is written to the poet's unchanged text, and expressive speech patterns are complemented by musical intonation.
Sarcasm hovers in the opera from the appearance of the main characters Don Giovanni and Leporello, especially in the latter's lines.
Sarcasm is an integral part of language and worldview. Probably, without this phenomenon, life would be a little boring.
Cool statuses about men
If a man is a ram, then no matter how the lioness spins around him, he will still look at the sheep!
Men are like pimples: at first they irritate you, then you get used to them, and then they disappear!
When a man carries a carpet, he is obliged to shoot it at the garages, like a bazooka.
A real man talks about how he drank, and not who he slept with.
The motto of many guys is: “Monogamous - ... but many things!!!”
If men ruled the world, then socks were invented that always existed in pairs. Left in different places, they would energetically crawl towards each other...
A man is like a tan, first sticks and then washes off...
A woman consists almost entirely of places called indecent words...
There is a man - be a man! No man - spin the hoop!
Only the military registration and enlistment office can accept a man as he is.
Do you think Don Juan can conquer everyone? Ha, what kind of childishness?! In fact, he is simply unable to refuse anyone.
What is the difference between a strong man and a weak one? When you feel bad, the strong one will help you, and the weak one will pretend that it’s even worse for him.
If a man feels bad, he looks for a wife, if a man feels good, his wife looks for him...
He didn't stop drinking, he didn't stop smoking. He won't leave me either.
The best way to get a man to do something is to hint to him that he is too old for such things.
If a husband gives flowers for no reason, then there is still a reason...
Men are smarter, but fools still deceive them.
Many men, having fallen in love with a dimple, mistakenly marry the whole girl.
A real man is adorned with stubble and character, not skinny jeans!
According to statistics, men die 14 years earlier than women, so at 32, grab 18-year-old boys and drag them to the registry office and die in one day, like in a happy fairy tale
You can wait for a prince all your life, but you always need a man...
If a man had a son, then he became a father, and if a man had a daughter, he became a daddy!
If men's dreams of an ideal woman came true, then legs, breasts and lips would walk the streets.
Just as women sometimes need a strong male shoulder, so men sometimes need firm female breasts...
A real man's balls don't bother him, but they do itch.
Real men don't cry to their bosses in their vests, they blow their noses there!
All men are bastards. Those who are not bastards are boring
Men snore to protect women from wild animals!
A man with refined taste is looking for a girl 92.34 x 61.71 x 93.45. Not boring.
A man without a wife is like a leaf without a caterpillar.
The man said - the man pretended... he didn’t say anything...
Modesty adorns a man, but a real man does not wear jewelry.
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