Statuses, phrases, aphorisms about Mercedes
Who pumps up their lips, who puts in their boobs, who enlarges their ass... Yes, you finally understand, no matter how much you tune your Lada, you will NOT get a Mercedes!..)))
Fired from your job? Don't be upset! Borrow a cool new Mercedes for one day, meet your former boss, and say thank you.
I don’t understand what kind of show-off the boys have now, they put statuses: “he behaves like a Mercedes, but he’s not even a Priora”... and then what should we write, like: “he behaves like Louboutins, and he’s not even the center of shoes?” ))
The best way to open the door to a woman's heart is with a Mercedes key.
I want a dark streak to come in my life...Black Sea...Black caviar...Black Mercedes..
BMW is a car for those who are in a hurry, and Mercedes is for those who have already...
I want a six hundredth Mercedes... True, I have enough money, only for a seven... and then for the Baltic))
The new Mercedes changes the gait.
There is already one wheel! I still have to buy three more and a Mercedes)))
He never gave her a fur coat, gold and a Mercedes, but they still love each other...
The short-sighted traffic cop Sidorchuk, who stopped the Mercedes of the General of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, now whistles a little while walking...
On the Garden Ring, the 600th Mercedes of the FSB general and the Lexus 470 of the General of the Ministry of Internal Affairs collided. The nine traffic police officers who arrived at the scene of the accident were found guilty
A Mercedes costs $40,000 and weighs 2 tons, which means 1 kg of a Mercedes costs $20. A sports bike costs $1,500 with a weight of 7 kg, the cost of 1 kg is $200. YOUR CONCLUSION
A Mercedes stalled on the road and a traffic jam formed. A gorgeous blonde gets out, approaches the first honking car and says to the driver: “Young man, look what’s wrong with my car, while I’ll beep the horn for you!”
Mercedes-Benz and ZAZ decided to join forces in the face of widespread globalization and created a joint venture. There are currently discussions about the name of the new joint car: Zaperdes or Merserozhets.
Statuses - buying a car
Statuses for social networks (in contact, classmates, etc.) - buying a car, purchasing a car, choosing a car.
Why not show off your new swallow! By the way, congratulations! After
buying a car, smoking is prohibited in it only for the first six months, then only you can smoke in it, then only not in the back, then in the back, but only ash on the carpet, and only a week before buying a new car you can smoke everywhere.
*** If
buying a car doesn’t make you happy at all, it means you bought it for your wife, and
the loan was issued to you. *** Choosing
a car (car) is like choosing a wife.
You will always be dissatisfied with something, but still she will be your most beloved and yours. *** The best
car is a new car!
(Henry Ford) *** If
you didn’t turn around at least once when leaving your car, you chose the wrong car.
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Previously, an expensive car showed how much a person earned, now it shows how much he owes.
*** Just
because I bought myself a Land Cruiser doesn’t mean I’m rich, maybe I saved for three months!
*** Getting
a license turned out to be easier than choosing a car.
*** Now
I’m not just a housewife!
Now I'm not just a wife! After all, I have become a little bigger... Now I AM A CAR-LADY!!! *** Nothing
devalues your car more than your neighbor's new car.
*** I
love “ROVER”
English classics! But I didn’t have enough bucks when I bought a PRIOR *** I
had a dream: I bought a Porsche.
Taxi... *** The new
Mercedes changes its gait.
*** Why
do they specify “heated seats” in the car’s equipment, if it’s not the seats that need to be heated, but the seats???
*** in
the same tone that a friend bought a new car - and a scandal cannot be avoided.
*** The first
car you need to take is Russian.
Throw it into the trash due to inexperience, fuck with repairs. Then buy a good foreign car and, shedding tears of happiness, feel like you’re in a spaceship of the distant future. *** This
is why we run to the window every 30 minutes in the first month after buying a car.
*** As
you look at each new car model, you realize that all the previous ones were just a bitter mistake!
***
A BMW key suits the heart of any woman
! *** Don’t
forget to buy a cloth for the mirror that matches the color of the pedals.
*** I
decided to buy myself a car.
A friend advised me to buy a Mazda, my father-in-law - a Zhiguli, my wife - a Matis. And I bought myself a MAZ, and I don’t regret it... I DON’T SORRY ANYONE! *** Don’t
worry, this is already the fifth day behind the wheel!
*** be
the day when I sat behind the wheel of this vacuum cleaner!
K-f Captive of the Caucasus *** wife
is jealous of my car all the time.
And why didn’t my swallow please her? *** I
sold a jeep, bought a Kamaz and I don’t regret it, I don’t regret anyone.
***
It’s kind of boring to buy a car now - everyone has one now
. I would buy a helicopter *** And
a car is a means of transportation for finding spare parts for it.
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German car - bought it, used it, passed it on as an inheritance.
American car - bought, used, sold. Japanese car - bought it, used it, threw it away. Chinese car - bought it, threw it away. Russian car - bought, repaired, used, repaired, threw away, picked up, used, passed on by inheritance. *** When
you buy a used car, the main thing is to understand why it is being sold.
*** Buying
a car is almost as stupid as getting married.
The only difference is in the object of adoration. *** Used
cars are bought not by those who need a cheap car, but by those who need an expensive car cheaply.
*** cars
, just like women.
One for the soul, the other for work. *** Only
we can drive in the old six and discuss the shortcomings of the Lexus.
*** In
two thousand and eight, knowing the Japanese, I bought it at auction, Samurai were crying on the shore, When the ship took my car away!
*** And
I won’t tint the windows in my car - I’m beautiful!
*** The first
car should be from the Russian automobile industry - you don’t mind it, and there are spare parts on every corner.
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differences between buying a car and
getting married . 1. wives do not have technical specifications 2. wives cannot be bargained with an agent 3. wives cannot choose separately external and internal colors 4. wives do not have different options for one model (basic, luxury, etc.) 5. almost all wives have one and the same number of cylinders 6. the wife’s cross-country ability is not reflected in the declaration 7. not every wife will agree to a test drive 8. wives do not have dealer installed options 9. if the wife starts squeaking or squealing, you will not be able to change the oil or brake pads in her 10 . you will never know the invoice price 11. the audio system built into your wife cannot be controlled 12. you will not be able to lease your wife 13. you will not be able to trade-in your old wife when buying a new one 14. you cannot ask a friend to borrow your wife for a day, because yours is leaking oil, and you wanted to go for a ride 15. acquiring a second (third, etc.) wife is out of question 16. you can post photographs of cars in the office without the risk of being held liable for SH 17. you cannot paste to the back of your wife, a sticker you like 18. no one will blame you for visiting car sites too often 19. you can give your car expensive gifts, which will also be fully functional: GPS, phone holder, antiradar, etc. 20. you can shamelessly discuss the merits and demerits of your car with friends or on the Internet, without fear of hearing in response “Yes, you’re right, your wife is better.” *** Having
a car for two is the same as getting married together .
*** Today,
a glamorous pussy walked into a car dealership and, with the air of an expert, demanded to show her the SUV with the highest clitoris.
*** When
you buy a car, you buy parts in bulk.
And then you start buying them at retail. *** And
a car is the favorite toy of adult men.
*** Those
who bought an old foreign car and repaired it with their own hands - they have mastered the art of love with their own brain... ***
Only
THEIR car is replaced because the model is outdated.
Only our car is replaced because the asphalt is outdated. *** a
car is not a luxury these days.
Now the luxury is its maintenance. *** When
buying a car, don’t get behind the wheel, otherwise they’ll wash you too ***
in
the life of every car enthusiast: when he buys a car, and when he sells it.
*** Well, here’s an anecdote for the road:
I bought a car, but for some reason it doesn’t drive, it’s an infection!
— How much did you buy it for? - For 10 thousand. - I bought a refrigerator for the same amount, it doesn’t work either... Cool statuses about motorists
Joking congratulations to drivers in verse
the best 120 quotes about Mercedes from famous authors
Famous Mercedes Quotes with everyone .
“What do Mercedes' parents think? My research shows the following: 1. Choosing private schools is based on fear and desire. Mercedes' parents are afraid that their children will not receive the "best education possible," which has nothing to do with the actual education and everything to do with the number of other Mercedes parents in the school." — Maria Semple —
"Her boyfriend gives her a Mercedes, [her friends] say, 'Oh, that's nice.' But her boyfriend gives her a diamond, they say, "Oh, he's serious." It's not just a gift of love—it's a gift of commitment. She's jumping not because she has a diamond ring, but because she has a boyfriend! There are those who say you don't need diamonds. I say they are right. It's like you don't need sex."
— Tom Zellner
“But he was a good owner. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it only took him two weeks to fix it. Of course I had to knock on his door to get a warm place to sleep, but one night on his couch I suddenly developed nightmares and epilepsy and this puppy ran like a Mercedes. the next day. It was amazing."
— Darinda Jones
“Is looking at his dick worth Mercedes?”
— Edmund White
"One of the key problems is that the Germans know what they are doing because everywhere they go there is a 'made in Germany' label on it - they can be proud of Volkswagens, Audis and Mercedes."
— Evan Davis
“That’s enough,” said Mercedes, “that’s enough, Edmond!” Believe me, she was the only one who recognized you, she was the only one who understood you. And if she crossed your path and you crushed her like fragile glass, still, Edmond, she must have admired you! Just as there is a gulf between me and the past, there is a gulf between you, Edmond, and the rest of humanity; and I openly tell you that the comparison I have made between you and other people will be one of my greatest tortures. No! There is nothing in the world that could resemble you in dignity and kindness! »
- Alexandr Duma
“Shabiha is a difficult word to translate into English. It comes from a word Syrians used to describe the luxury Mercedes favored by Assad family operatives, which regime security forces used to transport money, smuggle weapons and intimidate opponents.”
— Richard Engel
“My husband is very picky about his cars. In his opinion, Mercedes are the best of the best.”
— Lauren Lee Smith
“Success is not just one thing. It's not just about a nice house in Beverly Hills and driving a nice Mercedes."
— Malik Bendjelloul
“I opened the door of the Mercedes and got inside. Damn that smell. It's leather, but not just leather. You know how in Monopoly they have the Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card? When you're rich enough to afford a car that smells like Mr. Sharpton's gray Mercedes, you should have a Get-Out-of-All-Free card.”
— Stephen King
“Everything on the sidewalk is a pedestrian Mercedes, wallowing in collisions, growling, pushing forward, even without the local euphemism “emptiness to the beginning.” Sorry.
— Thomas Pynchon
“We can take my van,” I suggested. “Thank you,” Adam said, “but you’re staying here.” I lifted my chin and he stroked my cheek, the protective bastard. He laughed at my expression. not like he was laughing at me, but like he actually liked something... me. “You are not expendable, Mercedes, and you have no time for pack warfare.” By the time he finished speaking, the smile had left his face and he began to observe the people in the room. “Listen, buddy,” I said. "I killed two werewolves—my kill list is as high as yours this week—and it wasn't too bad for me to get that address from the vampires." “Did you get the address from the vampires?” Adam said in a dangerously soft voice.
— Patricia Briggs
“Being religious without knowing the cross is like having a Mercedes without an engine. Nice packaging, but where is your strength? »
— Max Lucado
“You know how I impress the girls at the gym? I'm pulling up: I'm pulling up in Corvettes, Cadillacs and Mercedes."
— Jerry Lawler
“With the exception of extreme physical and mental disabilities, each of us is where we are today, whether poor or rich, happy or sad, on the street or in an apartment, in a Mercedes or a rusty Pinto, because of the choices we made in our lives. It is the choices we have made that have brought us to where we are, not the choices others have made for us.”
— Neil Boortz
“Have you ever wondered when you will leave here? Record and video deal, get out of here!? "Mercedes-Benz" and "Range Rover, get out of here!?"
— KRS-One
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Quotes about cars
Prepared by: Dmitry Sirotkin
I present to you a selection of quotes about cars .
It seems that machines have learned to seduce us no worse than people of the opposite sex.
Quotes are grouped by topic: pedestrians and cars, business and cars, people and cars, women and cars, attitudes towards cars, life and cars, sex and cars, men and cars, car accidents, wives and cars, nature and cars, love and cars, sports and cars, saints and cars, music and cars, weather and cars, city and cars, beauty and cars, marriage and cars, etc.
Pedestrians and cars
When we give way to a bus, we are not doing it out of politeness. (V. Shklovsky)
Nowadays there are two types of pedestrians: fast or dead. (J. Rigaud)
Not a single pedestrian has ever been run over by a car, yet for some reason motorists are unhappy. (I. Ilf)
Pedestrians must be loved. Pedestrians make up the majority of humanity. Moreover, the best part of it. Pedestrians created the world. (I. Ilf, E. Petrov)
In our vast country, an ordinary car, intended, according to pedestrians, for the peaceful transportation of people and goods, has taken on the menacing shape of a fratricidal projectile. (I. Ilf, E. Petrov)
Since I started driving, I have become more careful when crossing the road! (M. Zhvanetsky)
The main thing is not to cross the street into the next world. (M. Zhvanetsky)
According to statistics, one pedestrian gets hit by a car every 17 minutes. Poor fellow! (Ya. Ipokhorskaya)
When running away from the tram, do not rush under the dump truck. Wait at the traffic light Until an ambulance appears - It's full of doctors. Let them run over you. They will heal themselves later. (G. Oster)
Business and cars
From the day the first car appeared on the street, I was sure of its necessity. This confidence led me directly to one goal - to build a car for widespread use. (G. Ford)
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars, people said, “Well, what's so bad about a horse?” It was a huge risk he took and it worked. (I. Musk)
It all started when I looked around and, not seeing the car of my dreams, decided to design it myself. (F. Porsche)
Any customer can get a car painted in the color he wants - as long as that color is black. (G. Ford)
I chose the following slogan: “If anyone refuses my car, I know that it is my fault.” (G. Ford)
What are we trying to achieve with Tesla? So you can ride for free, forever and solely on the power of sunlight. (I. Musk)
We would really like to break the stereotype and show that electric cars are not just over-praised electric milk tankers. It is the fastest accelerating four-door car in the world. That milk tanker! (I. Musk)
If the automobile industry had grown at the same pace as the computer industry in the last 20 years, a Rolls Royce would cost only three dollars and there would be no problem parking because cars would be no longer than a quarter of an inch. (D. Heilmeyer)
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People and machines
As the machine becomes more and more like a person, the person becomes more and more like a machine. (D.W. Krutch)
Have you noticed: anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, and anyone who drives faster is a suicide. (D. Karlin)
Where do people go in such a hurry during rush hour? Stuck in a traffic jam? (R. Williams)
A man without a machine remains a man, a machine without a man remains metal. (G. Kovalchuk)
The car has become part of the clothing without which we feel insecure, exposed and unfinished. (M. McLuhan)
If you don't have four wheels, you feel like you're on all fours. (A. Davidovich)
It seems that the time is coming when a baby will be born with a pedal-shaped left foot. (K. Hall)
The driver is the most dangerous component of the car. (L. Campion)
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot, but the guy who invented the other three was a genius. (S. Caesar)
A certain creature stood up on its two hind legs, and then sank back down onto four wheels. (S. Jerzy Lec)
By the way, quotes about people
Women and cars
A woman, unlike a man, is not capable of falling in love with a car. (B. De Voto)
Money can't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in an expensive car than on a bus. (F. Sagan)
What women like most about men are secondary sexual characteristics: a dacha, a car, an apartment... (S. Altov)
A car is like a woman. The point is not how much she eats, but how much pleasure she brings! (M. Ketro)
Motors are like women. You need to know where to touch. (E. Ferrari)
Cars are more interesting than women: new models appear every day. (S. Beschastny)
Both in life and behind the wheel of a car, women commit only excusable offenses, while men commit the most terrible acts of violence. (J. Moreau)
It's not money that attracts women. Not cars or jewelry. Not restaurants and expensive clothes. Not power, wealth and elegance. And what made a person powerful, rich and elegant. A power that some are endowed with and others are completely deprived of. (S. Dovlatov)
By the way, quotes about women
Attitude to the car
A car, comrades, is not a luxury, but a means of transportation! (I. Ilf, E. Petrov)
A car is a means of transportation, and luxury is the means to purchase it. (E. Khankin)
The best car is a new car. (G. Ford)
What's the point of buying a car to drive on asphalt? Where there is asphalt, there is nothing interesting, and where it is interesting, there is no asphalt. (A. and B. Strugatsky)
Of all the creations of human hands, the car most closely resembles a living creature. (W. Lyons)
I... don't like cars. You see, I'm not interested. I'd rather get myself a horse, damn it. At least there is something human in horses. At least you can talk to a horse... (D. Salinger)
Cars are worshiped because they are beautiful; cars are valued because they have power. Machines are hated because they are disgusting, machines are despised because they make slaves out of people. (B. Russell)
Life and cars
The Machine Age: Replace purpose with speed. (K. Chapek)
Confiscation of a driver's license today is a kind of excommunication, social castration. (J. Baudrillard)
In the entire history of mankind, there has never been a time when someone washed a rental car. (L. Summers)
There is some invisible force that allows the birds to know that you have just washed your car. (D. Norden)
If Americans had to put their refrigerators in front of their houses, new brands of refrigerators would appear every week. (U. Reuters)
Any car will last you for the rest of your life if you drive hard enough. (M. Zhvanetsky)
A past life is like an old car - you can be touched, but you can’t drive it. We left. (M. Zhvanetsky)
By the way, quotes about life
Sex and cars
The sexual revolution came from the back seats of cars. (D. Rubin)
How are cars described in brochures? “Exciting”, “spectacular”, “elegant”, “graceful”, “streamlined”. You don’t really know where to take them – to the garage or to the motel room. (R. Orben)
There are many mechanical devices that enhance sexual pleasure, especially in women. The best of them is the Mercedes Benz 380SL with reclining seats. (P. O'Rourke)
If a man, for some unknown reason, keeps a garage full of cars, it means that the garage for him is an emotional substitute for a harem. (D. Halliburton)
Hummer, right? Such a big four-wheel drive crap. How small does a penis have to be for you to walk into a car dealership and say: “Okay, I need something the size of a school.” (D. Moran)
Men and machines
The car is the favorite toy of adult men. (M. Dietrich)
Previously, a man started as a lieutenant, now - with a Mercedes. (V. Lenz)
When a man opens the car door for a woman, it means he either has a new car or a new woman. (F. Mountbatten)
I think the reason men like women in leather so much is because it reminds them of the smell of a new car. (D. Farah)
People would lose all respect for me if they knew I spent hours choosing the color of my new car, the much less practical BMW Z3. Remember - “all for fun”! This car is good for nothing but pleasure. This is exactly why I love him. (L. Torvalds)
By the way, quotes about men
Car crashes
Accidents happen because today's drivers drive on yesterday's roads in tomorrow's cars at the speed of the day after tomorrow. (V. De Sica)
If a man crashes into someone else's car, the first thing he looks at is his wallet, and the woman looks at her mirror. (M. Turnbull)
The greatest danger on the roads is a car that drives faster than its driver can think. (R. Lembke)
Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. (M. Zhvanetsky)
I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol! (M. Zhvanetsky)
Wives and cars
The car is not a second wife, but a first mistress - you lie under it longer and spend more money on it. (Yu. Geiko)
In truth, there is no difference between wives and prostitutes. The difference between them is akin to the difference between your own car and a taxi. You get a prostitute for a couple of hours, and a wife for a long time, it’s much more profitable. (Osho)
Comrade Pashkin’s wife did not leave the car at all: she only protected her loved one from the women she met, who adored the power of her husband and mistook the firmness of his leadership for the power of love that he could give them. (A. Platonov)
By the way, quotes about my wife
Nature and machines
Everyone wants to get back to nature - but on four wheels. (V. Mich)
Small joys are much more important than big ones. An early morning walk in the spring is much better than driving eighty miles in the most luxurious car; do you know why? Because everything around is fragrant, everything grows and blooms. When you walk, you have time to look around and notice the smallest beauty. (R. Bradbury)
Car: A car on four wheels that allows you to easily and quickly drive past places you have never been and never will be, because whenever you get there there is nowhere to park. (E. Goulding Smith)
By the way, quotes about nature
Love and cars
A man is truly in love with a woman when he loses interest in his car. (T. Allen)
Modern man is a realist who has come up with a separate word for each type of car, but only one word “love” to express a wide variety of emotional experiences. (E. Fromm)
By the way, quotes about love
Sports and cars
I love driving my race car to the limit, when I go slower just because I'm in the lead, I get bored. (J. Villeneuve)
Racing, competitions - it's all in my blood. This is part of me, this is part of my life. (A. Senna)
The machine should be a part of you, your flesh, and you should be an integral part of it. This is the only way to become one of a kind. (A. Senna)
By the way, quotes about sports
Saints and machines
In our age, the lives of saints are often studied by asking ourselves the question: is it possible to drive a car along the path they paved. (R. Musil)
One can very easily imagine a saint in the position of a shoemaker, a carpenter, or any artisan, but I cannot imagine a saint in the position of the driver of a passenger car that reaches high modern speeds. (M. Prishvin)
Music and cars
You slip into your car, turn on the radio, and select the appropriate lane for it. If you listen to classical music, you move in the right lane, pop music - in the middle lane, and rock makes you rush to the left lane. (R. McKee)
I hate exhaust tuning. These sounds are as fake as a prostitute's smile. (D. Clarkson)
Weather and cars
Moscow is unaccustomed to real Russian frosts, it’s only minus fifteen - and everyone is running home or hiding in cars... (S. Lukyanenko)
And outside the window it’s February, a strong wind, Sunday, and there are almost no people on the street, and cars rarely pass by. And we still have to wait until spring. (E. Grishkovets)
City and cars
Cars have bred the suburbs and killed the city. (S.N. Parkinson)
The automobile is the biggest disaster in the history of urban architecture. (F. Johnson)
New York is a city where a person has little use for a car or good manners. (M. McLaughlin)
By the way, quotes about the city
Beauty and cars
The car is more beautiful than the Nike of Samothrace. (F. Marinetti)
80% of the beauty of a car is in its wheels. (G. Ford)
Every time I see an Alfa Romeo, I take my hat off. (G. Ford)
By the way, quotes about beauty
Marriage and cars
A marriage certificate is a driver's license, which is awarded before the test. (V. Weidner)
If his wife's parents had a country house, then his father had a car. Thus, a kind of balance was achieved. (A. Bitov)
Friends and cars
There are no friends on the track. (M. Schumacher)
My only friends that I trust completely are cars. (M. Schumacher)
By the way, quotes about friends
Death and machines
It's not the speed that kills, it's the sudden stop. (D. Clarkson)
Death is like changing from one car to another. (D. Lennon)
About miscellaneous
Reforms in Russia are not a car. If you wanted to, you stopped, if you wanted, you sat down again and drove off! It doesn't happen like that! (V. Chernomyrdin)
Space is not far away at all. It's only an hour's drive away - provided your car can drive straight up. (F. Hoyle)
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Mercedes offers (21 quotes)
“I know you’re there, Mercedes,” Faye says.
“I see your dirty Converse shoes. You should really buy a new pair." “Did you see this?” - I wheeze. “If you've seen this, you've probably seen a lot more of me. You probably shouldn't have seen you talking to me. And I should probably change schools.”
“Here’s the thing,” Fay says, stopping just outside the stall door and pounding her fist on the metal.
"What's happened?" I say, pressing my boot against the toilet paper dispenser, making no attempt to let her in.
"I've never been good at doing what I'm told."
And then her head appears from under the stall door, and behind it is her body. She pulls herself in and wipes her hands on her jeans.
I raise my eyebrows. “Do you know how disgusting this floor is?” I speak. “The cleaning of this school leaves much to be desired.”
She tilts her head and places her hands on her hips. She looks like what I imagine a stern parent to be, which I don't know from experience. I wonder if she inherited this pose from Lydia.
“First of all, you didn’t let me in, so I had no choice.” — Laurie Elizabeth Flynn, Firsts
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quotes about Mercedes: 120 best quotes about Mercedes from famous authors
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“Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz?”
— Janis Joplin
“Carpool, my leg. But it's still not a date, McGregor. We will call this... a civilized transit agreement. Sounds quite bureaucratic. “I like your car,” she added, patting the hood of his Mercedes. - Very sedately. Alan opened the suitcase and put the box inside. He glanced at Shelby as he closed it. “You have an interesting way of insulting someone.” She laughed that free, smoky laugh as she approached him. “Damn it, Alan, I like you,” she wrapped her arms around his neck and gave him a friendly hug that sent a wave of need through him. “I really like you,” she added, throwing her head back with that smile. lit up her whole face with merriment.” I could probably say that to a dozen other men who would never realize that I was insulting them. “So,” his hands went to her hips. “I get points for perception.”
— Nora Roberts
“Conridge leaned across the table and touched Conall’s hand. "I wouldn't worry." She pointed to her husband. “I stabbed him in the leg and set his Mercedes on fire before I agreed to marry him. She just needs time,” Conall frowned. “Uh… thanks?”
— Shelley Laurenston
“At least, it was not I who ever encouraged you in this hope, Fernand,” answered Mercedes, “you cannot reproach me with the slightest coquetry. I have always told you: “I love you like a brother; but do not demand from me more than sisterly love, for my heart belongs to another.” Isn't it true, Fernand?
- Alexandr Duma
“My father thought sports were fun, but he didn’t know it was a way to make money. Then I won a Mercedes at the World Championship and gave it to him. From the moment he arrived, my father said, 'Okay, you can support not only yourself, but also me.'"
— Haile Gebrselassie
“Ten years ago, when I was living in a small apartment above an unauthorized plot in SW1, I learned that the large house next door had been bought by the wife of Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza Debayle. The street apparently went into decline after the murder of Sandra Rivett's nanny by that sweet Lord Lucan under number 44 and I moved in a few months later. I never met Hope Somoza, but her house became famous on the street for its burglar alarms, which went off with surprising frequency, and for the occasional parties that kept the street clogged with Rolls-Royce, Mercedes-Benz, and Jaguar limousines. . Back in Managua, her husband “Tacho” took on a mistress, Dinora, and Hope no doubt tried to keep her spirits up.”
— Salman Rushdie
“Whether you think about jeans, phones or TV, we're used to new brands popping up left and right. But in the auto industry, we grew up with Mercedes, BMW, General Motors and Ford, and no one can remember when he or she nurtured a new car brand that came to life."
— Henrik Fisker
“I spent several hours with Mercedes. At first glance, she looked like a troll - a lover of gleeful chaos on the Internet. She told me about her favorite 4chan thread. It was started by "a guy who is truly in love with his dog, and his dog went into heat, and so he collected samples and injected them into his penis, and he fucked his dog and she got pregnant , and they are his puppies." . Mercedes laughed. "This is the topic that I brought up to the FBI when they asked me about 4chan, and some of the officers actually stood up and left the room."
— Jon Ronson
“You’re going to pay the bill,” Graham said. “Then I’ll walk you and the girl to the car. And we’ll come back to me to talk properly.” Anything funny and I'll shoot you both. Capiche? “Fat Charlie explained. He also explained who was driving the black Mercedes that day and how close he came to death that day. get out of this alive."
— Neil Gaiman
"Those for whom there was an opportunity - first dimly, then more vividly, and then dimly again. Which, dimly perhaps, still exists, but which they know, somehow always knew, will never amount to anything." . They have never, how can I put it, never been a part of life. It was as if, as they passed through the landscape, through the seasons, in the same general direction as everyone else, they never made it to the road. Over the years, humanity, like a stream of refugees or pilgrims, barefoot and in rags, or in Mercedes, in station wagons, in sneakers, has traveled, joined by others, falling along the way. And we, though in short, have been joined by other tramps or road travelers taking small detours, yet we never joined the ongoing procession of life and birth, never found or reached the road. Whose voice is this? Not here. Not mine."
— Renata Adler
“Ten minutes passed before his (Ranger) Mercedes appeared at the end of the street, sliding in the rain, sleek and sinister, the water not daring to cling to the paint.”
— Janet Evanovich
“If I were to look in the US or Europe, in some garages, you would have a Bentley, two Bentleys or a high-end Mercedes, and you might find a Smart also in the same garage because that person thinks it's a fun extra car. he may have four cars, but he also has a Smart because he thinks it's cute."
— Ratan Tata
“You have to consider whether your Mercedes-Benz is really worth what it costs you.”
— Kristin Scott Thomas
“The indignation caused Mercedes to temporarily puff out her cheeks, causing her narrow face to resemble a set of inflated fireplace bellows. “You don’t like Mr. Swift any more than I do,” she retorted. “No,” Lillian answered frankly. “But as much as I hate to admit it, it puts us in the minority. Swift is loved by everyone in the northern hemisphere, including Westcliff and his friends, my friends, servants, neighbors...” “You exaggerate-” “Children, animals and higher plants,” Lillian finished sardonically. “If root vegetables could talk, I have no doubt they would say they like him too.” Daisy, who was sitting by the window with a book, suddenly grinned. “His charm doesn’t extend to poultry,” she said.”
— Lisa Kleypas
“Mercedes,” Asil said cheerfully. - You will finally kill me. Bran wouldn't do it, but I trust your friend won't have any problems.
— Patricia Briggs
“Touching clothes is just a prelude to shopping, but it is changing. After all, you don't have to try a Mercedes to know you need one."
— Nathalie Massenet
“On the way to the car, Philip turns to me. “How could you be so stupid? I shrug involuntarily. “I thought I grew out of it.” Philip takes out the key fob and presses the remote to unlock his Mercedes. I slide into the passenger seat, brushing coffee cups from the seat onto the carpet, where crumpled MapQuest printouts soak up any spills. “I hope you mean sleepwalking,” says Philip, “because you clearly haven’t grown out of a fool.”
— Holly Black
“I would jump in the middle of the street and say, ‘Excuse me, there’s a Mercedes coming through here.’ “And I would push people out of the way,” out of the way! Let him pass! »Break their cars and stuff. It’s just like, ‘hit,’ and you just jump into it.”
— Bill Murray
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Boyish and short quotes about cars (100 quotes)
If you ask any person in the territory of the former USSR to remember a quote about cars, then most likely it will be the phrase “A car is not a luxury, but a means of transportation” from “The Golden Calf” by Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov. Many car owners have had curious and funny situations in their lives. You can read about them here. This section of our website contains boyish and short quotes about cars.
Tinting, BPAN, BASS, you have a clear VAZ Bro, step on the gas!
When I fill up a full tank of gas, my car doubles in price!
Even if it’s not cool - but it’s my own CAR, even if it’s not yours - but it’s my favorite MUSIC, THE ROAD... even if it’s not very good... but still everything is great.
There are two happy moments in the life of every car enthusiast: when he buys a car and when he sells it.
The heart of the city beats with cars! Nikolai Terno
“Zhiguli” is the only car brand in the world that can break down while standing in the garage.
A traffic police officer caught his wife with her lover, but for 500 rubles he turned a blind eye to the incident.
I asked Google “How to teach my wife to drive a car.” Received 100 links to joke sites. Thought about it.
The Russian peculiarity is to steal from road construction, buy an expensive car with it and crash it on bad roads.
I thought that when I grew up, I would buy myself a Mercedes. Now I understand that I can only buy used Zhiguli cars!
Don't drive faster than your angel can fly.
I like to take my husband in the car... He yells, swears, waves his arms. Emotions overflowing! But then at home he sits quietly, is silent, and is glad that he returned home!
On formula No. 1, the traffic cop had a heart attack from greed.
A beautiful car will decorate any man; a beautiful woman will decorate any car. Ashot Nadanyan
If a car with the letter “U” has its wipers turned on, it means it is about to turn.
Previously, an expensive car showed how much a person earned, now it shows how much he owes.
Previously, an expensive car showed how much a person earned, now it shows how much he owes.
I realized that my wife drives a car better than me! I can’t move with the handbrake, but she drove with it all day.
Yesterday I stuck a second yellow exclamation mark on the rear window of the car, otherwise it seems to me that the surrounding drivers underestimate the threat!
The driving instructor’s phrase somehow alerted me: “Lord forbid,” when I released the clutch.
The only difference between a Japanese car and a European one is that the wife drives to the left of the steering wheel, and not to the right.
When I saw you: I just can’t take my eyes off you, my heart beats faster, there’s a big smile on my face, my soul is filled with happiness! How I still love you VAZ! I love you VAZ!
A cyclist, a motorcyclist, a train, a car, a bus, a tractor, a horse-drawn cart, a semi-trailer and a roller went from point “A” to point “B”. Something incredibly interesting is happening at point B.
The husband always opens the car door for his wife, all his friends and acquaintances admire him, they say that he is a gentleman, but only his wife knows that the handle on the inside of the car is broken.
Woman, remember: when you get behind the wheel of a car, you already attract attention. And if you turn the key, consider the pin already pulled!
Inspector, you don’t have to worry, because this is already my fifth day behind the wheel!
The only difference between a Japanese car and a European one is that the wife drives to the left of the steering wheel, and not to the right.
When I saw you: I just can’t take my eyes off you, my heart beats faster, there’s a big smile on my face, my soul is filled with happiness! How I still love you VAZ! I love you VAZ!
For men, driving a car is like having sex. Almost everyone thinks that they can do it better than others.
The search for mutual love is like a car race: we chase one thing, others chase us, and we find reciprocity only by flying into oncoming traffic.
If Mercedes continues to develop the electronic components of its cars, then soon they will independently leave Russia back to Germany.
The inscription on the Zhiguli in large letters: “Foreign cars are for show-offs, basins are for boys!”
What’s interesting is that the word “cracker” appeared in Russia long before the production of Zhiguli cars began.
The car breaks down and there is no money for beer - these are men's critical days.
If buying a car doesn’t make you happy at all, it means you bought it for your wife, and the loan was issued to you.
Sometimes it seems: I would get into the car, spit on everything... and drive far, far away... One thing stops me... there is no car.
A woman is like a car... She requires a lot of attention, time and money, despite the fact that every year cosmetic repairs become more and more expensive.
New Lada! Develops speeds up to 260 km/day!
My car has serious problems: my wife passed her license.
Once I get my license, then I’ll buy myself a tank and visit some very good friends. So, just, just say hello.
We are returning with my wife from the guests. I drive a car drunk much better than my wife does sober. But how can you explain this to a cop?
Since I started driving, I have become more careful when crossing the road.
If you come across an ad like: “Buy a car right now. The benefit is 100 thousand rubles.” Remember, this is not about your benefit.
Finally I realized what kind of car I want! COLLECTION!
I changed the car horn to the sound of a gunshot. Now people give way to me much faster.
This moment when you are rushing in a car, at night, along an empty highway, alone, you don’t think about anything, and through the open window fresh oxygen-rich air blows and the endless road, in the rays of headlights, rolls into the distance, aiming for infinity, and no one doesn’t know where you are, and you don’t need to know... this is freedom!
Passing the traffic police test is bullshit, but passing the driving test for your LOVED one so that he allows you to take the car is a problem!
Almighty spirit. Thank you for giving us direct fuel injection, four-row intercoolers, turbo engines and titanium valve springs. Thank you.
The basic rule of the relationship between a pedestrian and a driver: each of them must think that the other is an idiot and can do who knows what at any moment.
A 75-year-old Moskvich was stolen. The meaning becomes clear.
Women drive cars poorly because they are used to a broom.
I love “ROVER” English classics! But I bought “PRIORA” and didn’t have enough bucks.
Chinese car assembled in Russia... It sounds!
Priora - dreams come true!!!
The traffic cops are stopping me, and most importantly, they found something to get to the bottom of: why without a car?!
Please add the “Yandex.Pitholes” layer to “Yandex.Traffics”. Very necessary.
- Why are all traffic cops fat? - Not thick, but large. For the convenience of drivers. So that they can be seen from afar!
Yesterday I went to a car service center, they said: wait a week, it will cost - it’s cheaper to buy a new one, and there is no guarantee... I went to the garages today, they did it in half an hour, for a bottle, and they said: it won’t be demolished forever... I wanted to go to the clinic tomorrow... but I think ...it's better to go to garages.
The art of truly swearing... Comes with the ability to drive a car!
A good way to force the owner of a car to wash it: Write on the dirt in large letters all over the body: Traffic police are GOATS!
- AAA green man!!! AAA it glows!!! - What to do, what to do? Cross the road idiot!
I wonder if the drivers of two identical cars experience the same thing as two women in identical dresses?
— Young man, weren’t you taught as a child to give up your seat to older people on public transport? - Grandma, but this is still my car!
In Russia, a driver must be able to do two things: dodge potholes, and dodge those who dodge potholes.
Only here slippery roads are sprinkled not with sand, but with swear words.
Don't swear? Get behind the wheel and they will teach you the roads of Russia.
A car is a wonderful place where you can see life passing by outside the window.
—What are your hobbies? - Racing. - Wow, me too! Do you have an x-box or playstation? - I have Skyline!
The sexual revolution came from the back seats of cars. Jerry Rubin
I ride a number eight every day and it doesn’t matter that it’s a trolleybus number!
The car has become part of the clothing without which we feel insecure, exposed and unfinished. Marshall McLuhan
The traffic cop on the road is a master of machine milking; two traffic cops on the road - a machine milking team; three traffic cops on the road - three milking machines.
Car: A car on four wheels that allows you to easily and quickly drive past places you have never been and never will be, because whenever you get there there is nowhere to park. Elinor Goulding Smith
Note to female pedestrians: you need to go around the bus from behind, the tram in front, the Mercedes - past the driver's window, the Zaporozhets - to the side!
Any car will last you for the rest of your life if you drive hard enough. Mikhail Zhvanetsky
Crackers with the taste of black caviar are the same as Lada Priora with the smell of Porsche.
If you don't have four wheels, you feel like you're on all fours. Arkady Davidovich
Only here in Russia, when crossing the road at a red light, you can be hit by a pedestrian running towards you!
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot, but the guy who invented the other three was a genius. Sid Caesar
A BMW key fits the heart of any woman!
The greatest danger on the roads is a car that drives faster than its driver can think. Robert Lembke
You are a bad girl!" - said the transformer Optimus Prime, looking under the hood of the Lada-Kalina.
Accidents happen because today's drivers drive on yesterday's roads in tomorrow's cars at the speed of the day after tomorrow. Vittorio De Sica
A six hundred Mercedes is flying across my path, but my asphalt roller will be more reliable than my brother.
Only a mother and a Gelendvagen 5.5 are worthy of love.
The machine should be a part of you, your flesh, and you should be an integral part of it. This is the only way to become one of a kind. Ayrton Senna
I tried to explain to the traffic police officer that I was wearing different shoes yesterday, which is why I left my license in another purse. Men's logic simply shattered into smithereens.
Traffic cop: - You're violating! Drifting is prohibited in the city! Driver: - I answer, I skidded, I got scared!
The machine will never change or go to someone else! And most importantly, if you die with her, it will definitely be on the same day!
One day you will ask me what I love more - you or the car, but I won’t hear - I have a direct flow.
If a man crashes into someone else's car, the first thing he looks at is his wallet, and the woman looks at her mirror. Margaret Turnbull
The roar of the engine and music are soothing to the ears, speed and a sports car are good for the soul.
Well, there's a lot of snow! This is the fourth time I’ve dug up my car, and it’s still not mine.
The car is wrinkled - but cool!
Either drink or drive,” says the traffic police public service announcement on the streets. That is, they simply leave no choice to a person without a car.
A car is not a luxury. Luxury is the means for her transportation.
Cars are more interesting than women: new models appear every day. Sergei Beschastny
Below the VAZ, there is no basin.
Toyota - drive your dream. Zhiguli - “Don’t piss! We’ll get there!”
Where do people go in such a hurry during rush hour? Stuck in a traffic jam? Robin Williams
quotes about Mercedes: 120 best quotes about Mercedes from famous authors
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“What do Mercedes' parents think? My research shows the following: 1. Choosing private schools is based on fear and desire. Mercedes' parents are afraid that their children will not receive the "best education possible," which has nothing to do with the actual education and everything to do with the number of other Mercedes parents in the school." — Maria Semple —
“Actually, I don’t think Mercedes-Benz says anything about me. I was in a situation where I managed to get a really good car and I'm proud of it."
— Lauren Lee Smith
“Apple's market share in the automotive market is greater than that of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche. What's wrong with being a BMW or a Mercedes? »
- Steve Jobs
“Asif Ali maneuvers a gleaming Mercedes through the labyrinthine alleys of Old Calcutta with consummate skill, but his passengers fail to notice how smoothly he avoids potholes, cows and beggars, or how expertly he navigates through the aging yellow lights to get the Bose family to their destination on time. .This just makes Asif a little disappointed. After six years of working as a driver among the rich and callous, he realized that servants were invisible to them.”
— Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
“I love everything [Jessica Simpson] wore! Jessica can definitely come pick me up in her little Mercedes and take me shopping if she wants! »
- Miley Cyrus
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