Funny statuses - short, meaningful, the funniest

Only death is irreparable. Ernest Hemingway, "A Holiday That Always Brings You With You"

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Imagine how quiet it would be if people only said what they knew.

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It's okay to lose yourself for a while. In books, in music, in art. Let yourself get lost.

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Beautiful quotes and the best aphorisms from great people, smart phrases and funny sayings, statuses for contacts - we have it all!

Funny statuses short

The great, mighty Russian language is difficult to keep quiet!

My mirror, be quiet, I came to comb my hair.

Nothing holds back a hot woman except a strong drink.

Why are you silent - did you swallow the keyboard?

Don't glue me... I'm not wallpaper...

I love children, but the process itself is sweeter...

He wanted to drown in her eyes, but shit doesn’t drown!

I know my alcohol limit!…….Fall means that’s enough!

I've saved so much for a rainy day that I'm looking forward to it.

Are you still sick? Then come to me!

Each accident has a last name, first name, patronymic.

Your alarm clock is broken and you need to get up early? Just eat watermelon at night.

Lord, give me patience, and IMMEDIATELY!

Look, there’s a picture... If you chat, it’s a beast...

He came to tell me two news: bad and good. I didn’t get a good one...

Can't find a partner??? Marry one!

And here I am... A neurologist!

No words, no emotions. Just thoughts, and those are swearing

Don’t have a hundred friends... but have all your enemies!

Never resort to violence unless you are stronger.

Born to shop, but forced to go to work...

Getting old is unpleasant, but it is the only way to live long.

My husband is a genius! He knows how to do absolutely everything except money

Selling my nervous system, in excellent condition! Starts with half a turn!!!

If you have dry and wrinkled skin, you are a heel!

“Do you have nothing against it or are you against it because you have nothing?”

With a dear one, heaven is in a hut, if a hut is in heaven.

If elections in Russia decided anything, they would have been canceled long ago...

Girls need to be promised the world. And buy ice cream.

A new zodiac sign has been revealed - LOH.

Youth comes only once. Then other excuses are required.

Not only was I born in the year of the goat, but also cancer!

We love each other for real...He himself and I myself!

Things were going well, but nobody knows where.

The horoscope is the same for every day.

Sometimes I think PPC are my initials.

Short VK statuses

Since the advent of such a social network as VKontakte, the word “status” has become one of the most commonly used words in the vocabulary of modern people. Beautiful short phrases with deep meaning are an ideal tool for personalizing a virtual page.

Are you looking for new interesting statuses? You will find these on our website. Explore a collection of the most popular quotes and aphorisms for any occasion. Everyone is guaranteed to find the best option for themselves.

Good people should be loved and appreciated. After all, there are so few of us!

The sunset is beautiful when you believe in the dawn...

The whole world is a theater. And we're stuck in the circus.

Only God is my judge! My only advisor is my heart!

May they lock me in your heart and throw away the key!

Life is like a photograph: it looks better when you smile.

If I want, everything will work out.

Only there will roses bloom magnificently... where you have weeded out all the weeds!

Funny statuses with meaning

If you are happy for more than one day, it means they are hiding something from you))))

Horses are not changed at the crossing, but donkeys can and should be changed

Those who don’t take risks...drink vodka at the wake of the one who took risks...

Everything will definitely come true, you just have to stop wanting

Optimism is when you don’t wash the dishes in the evening, hoping that in the morning you will be more willing to do it.

Ambition is when, going to an exam, you think that you know something like a D, and when they give you a B, you wonder why not an A...

The most durable element of international agreements is still paper

If they wash children with baby soap, then what do they wash with laundry soap?

“Imagine a World without Men. Not a single crime. No drugs. And a lot of happy, fat, and not wearing makeup women.

Respect your parents. They graduated from school without Google or Wikipedia.

Having a sense of humor makes it easier to cope with the lack of everything else.

Having won the hand of your beloved, you will constantly feel it in your pocket.

Some people use money they don't have to buy things they don't need in order to please people they can't stand.

To break through a wall with your forehead, you need either a long run-up or many foreheads. (Albert Einstein)

A non-offensive person is the kind of person whom you tell him to go to hell, and he will return rested and with magnets as a gift.

Life is measured not by the number of inhalations and exhalations, but by the number of moments that take your breath away!!!

We still have the most important and the smartest sitting in different offices.

Once again, thinking: I finally met a cool guy! - remember: someone is already sick of him!!!

TOP 500 best quotes for Instagram

Cool quotes for Instagram can be used as a way to create an account. In the section: “Description”, there is a separate column for adding text information about the user.

Other ways to use quotes:

in the description of publications. Interesting and popular expressions that will attract the attention of subscribers and profile viewers;
to Stories. Use the text tool;
in comments and messages.

The maximum text size under a publication is 2000 characters including spaces. The profile owner can customize posts by adding emoticons, underscores, or non-standard characters. If there is a quote in English under the post, subscribers will be able to translate it using the corresponding button.

Popular quotes for Instagram Stories are:

from books, films or TV series;
catchphrases of great people;
non-standard phrases in English.

Depending on the subject of the photo, you need to select the same quotes. For example, sad statuses are suitable for black and white photographs.

Meaningful Quotes

The collection of quotes about living a meaningful life on Instagram includes:

You need to appreciate life at the moment when you are truly happy and incredibly sad;
Silence is agreement with someone else's impunity;
Not every person who comes into our lives will bring good things. But almost everyone will leave a lasting experience;
When you wake up in the morning, don’t think about how much you need to do. Think about how many desires and dreams you have not yet fulfilled;
Only a lazy person wastes time talking about what he would have done, but did not do;
Children are a reflection of the upbringing of adults;
If you constantly complain about life, you may not notice how it will pass by;
Instead of resenting people, they should be grateful for the experience;
Communication is one of the most valuable means of obtaining information and pleasant entertainment;
We do not always understand how another person feels, but we often make assumptions, attributing them to strangers;
A fool is one who, looking back, sees only the negative consequences of his actions;
The value of human life lies in simple joys;
Don’t forget to hug your loved ones - one day you won’t have this opportunity;
Try to smile at the world so that the world begins to answer you in the same way;
Old age and youth have two main differences: the former have memories of their lives, while the latter only have plans and dreams;
When slamming the door of someone else's apartment, remember that one day it will not open;
People spend too much time studying what happiness is. Instead of just being happy;
No sage or healer can help you if you don’t know what to ask;
Growing above yourself is the result of long training and proper motivation;
By focusing on one problem, we create a whole bunch of others.

Short Quotes for Status

Short quotes with meaning for Instagram are suitable for comments or additions to the “Biography” section.

Always set goals that you are not ashamed to achieve;
Not having your own bank account is not a bad thing. It’s bad when your head is empty;
When choosing your path, you cannot look back at others: you will not be able to relive their mistakes;
At any time, the value of human life was calculated in grain and profit;
To love others, you need to love yourself;
Always pay attention to bad behavior towards you and stop it completely;
Social networks are not real life;
Other people's achievements are a motive for one's own goals, and not a reason for envy;
People are not born selfish;
If you feel injustice towards yourself, try to find benefit in it;
I wish you as many sunsets and sunrises as possible;
Love is something that comes from within;
Appearance has always been a valuable currency, but very commercially ineffective;
A true creator does not need a muse;
Creativity is 50% the key to hard work and thousands of mistakes;
A talented person is also persistent;
Do not offend your relatives, because they are defenseless in front of you because of their love;
Taking things easier isn't such a bad idea;
If you are against the world, the world will respond in kind.

Cool

Funny captions are more attention-grabbing than ones that are worth thinking about:

The ability to have fun is a trait of every person who has not aged at heart;
Just watch your life carefully;
You shouldn't judge other people until you learn to look at situations from all sides;
Every person, at least once a month, needs to go into isolation and never return from it;
If your “childhood” is not “playing”, perhaps you are too serious;
Don't forget that after every sunset there comes a dawn;
A smile and a hug are free and the warmest things;
If people were attentive, there would be fewer divorces;
You can’t just go and get all the “cockroaches” out of your head;
Youth is a time of recklessness, carousing and new novels;
Always remember those with whom it was fun and warm;
Party after thirty: “Are all the medications packed? So you can go";
Judging and studying someone else's personal life, a person often forgets about his own;
Don't pay attention to those who gossip. Gossipers always come behind you, not in front;
If you are constantly sad, you will not have time for fun;
Happiness is when you sit at home, drink hot chocolate and have nowhere to rush;
Always make time for dancing and good songs;
To live in anxiety and eternal fear means not to see life;
Dedicate your life to beauty and say that you are a happy person;
Never forget: you only have one (one).

Most suitable for Stories

For Stories, you need to select quotes that do not take up much space on the canvas.

It is amazing how memory can forget even important events;
Social networks often remind us of things we would like to forget;
Remember: photography is a way to leave bright moments forever in your memory and heart;
We can only guess what type of media the new generation will release next;
The ability to enjoy life without “tinsel and decorations” is real happiness and talent;
Any difficulties are another test that needs to be overcome with an “A+”;
I like social networks: they create the illusion of the presence of important people in your life;
I like to spend time with friends, enjoy delicious food and cats;
I am creating my own History, which I will share with my descendants;
You don't see half of what I don't want to post on social media;
And the further we go, the more we move away from reality;
One should look at the day as a small life;
Time is the matter of which life is composed;
Never be sad about what didn't come true. Sadness about what you haven’t done yet;
All the jewels in the world can silence the cry of loneliness;
The first and main rule of any person: to love nature, the world around you;
Books are a storehouse of useful information for anyone who is looking for answers in them;
Never listen to fools and do not follow the experience of geniuses;
You can never live someone else's experience;
Self-development is the key to unlocking the unidentified part of yourself;
Meet people by their minds, and see them off by their clothes;
Beauty is a terrible and aggressive force.

Quotes for girls

No matter what anyone says, there is something so magical and hidden about girls;
Appreciate your family and friends, but learn to say “no” to those who do not deserve your attention;
Take a close look at your social circle: will these people come to your aid?;
You can kick the girl out of the party, but not the party out of the girl;
She was one of those girls that you don’t immediately pay attention to, but after that you can’t forget;
Women's nature is amazing to those who don't always know what's in their head;
The ability to remain feminine even in difficult situations is a real gift;
The girls are strange: at first they want to grab each other’s throats, and then they smile sweetly;
For girls, the desire to lose weight and eat pies arises at the same time;
Only the one who was able to find harmony and peace within herself is happy;
The ability to sometimes be stupid is an indicator that a girl has grown up;
You will never know what is really in women's heads;
Men always think that women have no problem attracting another man. Women have a different opinion on this matter;
Beauty lies in happiness;
Sweets are the best medicine for a girl’s tears;
The woman who combines intelligence and beauty is dangerous;
Girls have an idea of the stronger sex from novels that were written by the weaker sex;
The girl needs to promise the whole world and buy ice cream;
It is not always clear from the girls’ conversations whether they are friends or their worst enemies;
Decent girls are the most dangerous in the world.

About beauty

In addition to the fact that beauty in the world was often described by the classics, modern realities also create interesting statements regarding beauty procedures.

By looking at a woman’s hands, you can determine what her husband’s financial situation is;
Self-care is one of the important issues of our time;
A person who is beautiful inside does not forget to create beauty around him;
Beautiful people always have advantages over others;
No matter what anyone says, the combination of inner and outer beauty is an artificial weapon in skillful hands;
There is beauty in everything, but not everyone can see it;
All the beauty of the world can fit in the head of one person;
Beauty standards change with each generation, but remain unchanged: a happy sparkle in the eyes and blush;
Sometimes we need to stop to appreciate the magnitude of the beauty around us;
Never forget that beauty is in every little thing around you;
Beauty is like a precious stone: the simpler it is, the more valuable;
To create beauty, you yourself need to be pure in soul;
The source of poetry is beauty;
Remember that beauty is freedom;
You can never reach the most beautiful;
Strive to be beautiful in everything: actions, words, appearance;
Even the most beautiful person can be ruined by illiterate speech;
True beauty always has a flaw.

Pedicure

Quotes under photos on Instagram for girls should be selected taking into account the photo and the composition created on it.

Beautiful legs can live independently;
Beautiful legs and a well-done pedicure can drive any man crazy;
For some reason, manicure always gets more attention than foot care;
A beautiful woman tries to be perfect in everything: from her hairstyle to her pedicure;
A woman with luxurious legs no longer views them as a means of transportation;
The beauty of women's legs lies in the smoothness of their curves;
Manicure, pedicure, hair styling, makeup - now you are ready to go out “naturally”;
A character starts from the feet;
Pedicure is the perfect way to feel confident in any situation.

Manicure

It’s not for nothing that manicure is called a girl’s calling card, because by the condition of her hands you can determine who she works and what she does;
The happiest girls tend to have the best-kept manicures;
Never forget about manicure. Hands are the second thing that catches your eye after the face;
Well-groomed hands are like a period at the end of a sentence. Always complement the complete image;
A manicure can tell a lot about a person. If his life is in disarray, believe me, his hands will be in the same condition;
All in our hands. Therefore they must be in perfect order;
Beautiful hands are a sign of a real lady;
You'd be surprised at what people say at the nail table;
You can't buy happiness, but you can always get a manicure;
A girl without a beautiful manicure is like a night without stars;
A woman is practically helpless while her manicure dries;
A woman needs three things to be happy: a manicure, a husband and everything else;
Sometimes a fresh manicure can say more than words;
Red manicure is the easiest way to make a statement
Love is when you file your nails, not his;
Manicure is a woman’s banal desire to look perfect “to the tips of her nails”;
Many problems that the best psychologists give in to can be solved by manicurists;
You may not love yourself, but taking care of your manicure is sacred;
A man may not notice that you have done a manicure. But he will notice that he was not made;
Well-groomed hands are what everyone strives for.

Flowers

The earth laughs with flowers;
To make a woman smile, it is enough to give her a bouquet of flowers;
Flowers are the remains of heaven on Earth;
The less you pamper your woman with flowers, the faster she withers;
Flowers are given from a pure heart and with bright thoughts;
Flowers bloom everywhere for those who want to see them;
A real man does not need to be reminded that his woman has not been given flowers for a long time;
There are flowers that bloom early and those that ripen late. The same thing happens with people;
Flowers don't solve every problem, but they are a great start;
Where flowers degenerate, man cannot live;
The flower blooms in warmth and in winter;
Roses instill anyone with nature, and thorns - respect;
In life, as in the theater: flowers are received only after leaving the stage;
People need to say nice words to loved ones more often and give flowers;
It's not scary to cut a beautiful flower, it's bad not to leave its root;
Flowers have their own language: they are silent, but at the same time they say a lot;
Stretching out their hands to the stars, people forget about the flowers under their feet;
Flowers are a great way to apologize and say thank you.

Quotes for guys

You have the power to change your future. Leave the past alone;
The best compliment: when people envy you and look up to you;
I can be rude and as polite as possible, but only with those who deserve it;
Until I found out what they were saying about me, I wouldn’t have known that I live an interesting life;
A man doesn't have to be handsome. It is enough to be a man;
The meaning of life is simple: I must be stronger today than yesterday;
In any case, you need me for complete happiness;
When people say that you have changed, it means that you have stopped behaving the way they want;
The main thing in this life is to be a person;
Only people close to me know what I really am;
No matter what life teaches us, our hearts believe in miracles;
When it’s hard for me, I always remind myself: if I give up, it won’t get better;
A man is adorned with self-esteem and a faithful woman;
I don’t regret anything, because it’s pointless;
It’s my nature to complicate everything brilliantly simple;
It's important to be respected, not popular;
I don’t like it when people praise me - they always underestimate me;
Only my friends can understand my sense of humor.

For biography

To design a profile, quotes and expressions are often used that show the mood of the owner and the theme of the page:

Every day I learn to see beauty in people, nature and even the little things that surround me;
I damn well love to listen to lies when I know the truth;
If you are a little more attentive than usual, you can notice many useful things;
Even when I get enough sleep, I look like a person who still wants to sleep;
An excellent solution: do everything as your heart tells you;
I like taking photographs of people: giving them joy that I don’t mind sharing;
Remember the last time you didn’t have to lie about happiness?;
People like to embellish things they cannot understand;
Become a person who enjoys talking about your past;
My creativity and success – a hundred failures and a couple of ups;
The value of human life is in the smiles of loved ones;
Do not draw conclusions about a person by referring to other people's words;
I don't like to dream, I like to act;
Resentment will quickly dry up if both parties forget the reason for the quarrel;
Recently I realized that there are catastrophically few people whom I would be happy to meet;
I will teach you and show you how to love once and for all;
I get a kick out of life and look for advantages where others see disadvantages;
I am a true creator because I am in charge of my life;
I like to share my happiness and love of life with other people;
Never offend those who are already sad;
It is enough to show attention to other people to see the whole world in them;
If you don’t know how to enjoy life, then what is the meaning of your existence;
Remember: no one owes you or is obliged to you;
I like to study the culture of the human soul;
The history of our ancestors is what modernity was made up of, piece by piece;
Don't embellish the moments in which you were happy.

In English with translation

Quotes with translations in English for Instagram will become more interesting if the user decorates the text with a non-standard font or uses emoticons:

Nothing betrays a person like what he laughs at. (No one betrays a person more than what he laughs about);
The most evil person's face blooms when he is told that he is loved. (Even the most evil person's face lights up when they say that they love him);
Strong people don't like witnesses to their weakness. (Strong people do not like witnesses to their weakness);
Try to smile even when you're in pain and frustration (Try to smile even when you're in pain);
Do not criticize people, but try to understand them. (Don't criticize people, but try to understand them);
Some of your daily activities can be more interesting if you do them the other way around. (Some routine tasks become more interesting if you do them the other way around);
I like to look for only good in people. (I like to look for the good in people);
If you are broken, then you need to rebuild yourself. (If you are broken, this is a reason to rebuild yourself);
Don't pretend to be what you didn't want to be. (Don't pretend to be something you don't want to be);
Children's dreams are usually the most accurate. (Children's dreams are usually the most accurate);
You don't have to be the one who talks a lot. Become someone who is interesting to listen to. (You don't have to be the one who talks a lot. Become the one who is interesting to listen to.);
Learn from the elders and the best until you find your way in life. (Learn from the elders and the best until you find your path in life.);
Pay no attention to those who like to gossip. (Don't pay attention to those who like to gossip.);
Always remember those who helped you achieve success. (Always remember those who helped you achieve success);
Friends are found by chance, not by criteria. (Friends are found by chance, and not by criteria.);
People will tell you that you are not worthy until you become the one they envy. (People will say that you are not worthy. Until you become the one who is envied).

Statuses about love

True intimacy usually begins from afar;
Searching for a loved one according to parameters and criteria means choosing a doll in a toy store;
In order to be loved, you must learn to love yourself;
There are only two people involved in love;
Never compete with your loved one - you will definitely lose;
They often write about love in books, but they don’t indicate exactly where to find it;
Remember the person who is waiting for you at home in the evening;
If people began to devote more time to love, there would be no time left for wars;
Love is a conscious choice to make another person happy;
If love brings suffering, perhaps it is not love;
A loving person is always afraid of hurting the one he loves;
Love goes away when people are not afraid to hurt each other;
No psychologist or scientist can explain what we find in opposite people;
The need for love and the desire to become necessary are among the strongest that control the human psyche;
Poor is the love that can be measured:
Love can change a person beyond recognition;
Confessing your love is like surrendering;
The fear of a loved one increases when the love is mutual;
The most beautiful love stories ended up in books;
I will wait for you, even if the whole world is in a hurry;
There is no use wasting your life on one path if there is no heart in that path;
Love is when the center of the universe shifts to one person;
People do things in the name of love and in spite of it;
Love knows neither measure nor price;
With one person you don’t even want to sit next to him, with another you want to wake up every morning;
Love is unconditional trust, like a leap into the abyss;
Lovers do not look back at others;
If there are comparisons in love, then there is no love;
If you approach feelings with cold calculation, the warmth will disappear;
The sum of our lives is equal to the number of hours when we loved and were happy.

About happiness

It is not external circumstances that make a person unhappy or happy, but his own thoughts;
Happy is he who rejoices even at the sun at sunrise;
Happiness lies in self-knowledge, the ability to resist sadness;
Between commitment and happiness, choose the latter;
A person in captivity can only be happy if he chose this path himself;
Give a smile to friends and strangers, maybe you will make someone happy;
Do you want to change your life? Act instead of pretending to be happy;
A happy person does not have time to respond to comments;
Look for those things that bring you happiness, and be with those people you would like to make happy;
The highest value that can save the human soul is happiness;
Sometimes you have to fight even with yourself for happiness;
When we are happy, we are always kind;
A person is looking for ways to become happy, instead of being happy here and now;
Always remember that happiness is elusive, but felt;
Even from problems and everyday difficulties you can become happy;
Happy is the one who knows how to accept himself;
To understand: “happiness is not in money”, you need to live happy and rich;
It is not important to be happy forever, it is important to become happy here and now.

Sad and soulful

We ask to be left alone when we need support;
Never promise a person something that you cannot fulfill;
Don’t take away a person’s hope, because it may be the last thing he has;
The downside of being alone is that over time you start to enjoy it;
Loneliness together is a voluntary hell;
I will get through everything with a smile, especially since time heals;
You will break other people's hearts until they break yours;
It is difficult to forget a person who gave hope;
Take care of your loved ones, one day you will understand how painful it is to lose them;
Sometimes I want to say so much, but my tears choke me;
Loneliness is when those you love do not love you;
People believe bad things faster than good things;
We need to part: it is better to be unhappy without you than with you;
I was lonely but comfortable;
When a dear soul leaves, the body begins to give up;
We often give our heart to those who care least about it;
True love is like a ghost: everyone talks about it, but few have seen it;
Sometimes it seems to me that the black stripe will not change to white.

Life

Those who consider themselves better than others do more nasty things;
The bait kills the fish;
Everything ingenious is simple;
Never trust those who promise but do not deliver;
You need to live in such a way that people envy you, without even knowing your name;
It's nice when people respect and appreciate you;
You can do many useful things, but it is enough to make a mistake at least once;
The best conversations are at night, on the balcony;
You cannot know what is in another person’s head, therefore you cannot decide for others;
In the modern world, it is not those who are smarter who survive, but those who don’t care;
Life is too short to enjoy;
Many people are just getting ready to live;
Life is a struggle between collapsing principles;
Not every reptile crawls;
How deeply offended are people who have fallen into a hole that they dug for others;
Never give up because you are already halfway there;
Awareness of your mistake means half of its solution;
Remember: people don’t care what problems you have as long as they don’t affect them.

Pretentious and cool

Cool statuses under photos on Instagram for girls and guys are enviably popular:

Often in the photo it’s not us at all, but pathos and the desire to look better;
Irony can cure that which is infected with pathos;
I had to become the kind of person who is afraid to contradict;
I feel like I'm living when I'm driving at speed through the city at night;
I don't plan for the future, but live today;
Pathos is a feeling for the insensitive;
Strange, but it is often those who have sworn not to cause harm that hurt;
I'm too complicated a story for you, and people don't like complications;
One day you will remember me when it is too late;
I live in such a way that my enemies envy me;
Foundation cannot hide the defects of upbringing;
People in my world are divided into you and the rest;
Never offend those who once entrusted their hearts to you;
In public I try to laugh and smile, but only at home can I take off this mask;
It doesn’t hurt me, I just draw conclusions and forgive easily;
Even the strongest love can be killed by indifference;
Trust is one thing that we lose over the years;
I don't believe people who say they love me.

From films and TV series

Everything we lose will come back to us, but not always in the way we expect;
It is impossible to deal with an enemy you do not know;
Policemen and women behave everywhere as if they were at home;
Lies are sparks of evil;
You ask too many questions as a person who knows everything;
Revenge takes not only those at whom it is directed, but also those who committed it;
I love you, but I'm not sure I like you;
Human curiosity cannot be tamed by mere words;
Birds see glass as an extension of the sky;
Sometimes you have to look into someone else's world to understand what's missing in yours;
I may be naive, but there is something good about me beyond my bank account;
People are slaves to their things;
Your life gets shorter every second;
I thought my life was a tragedy, but now I see it’s a damn comedy;
The worst thing about mental illness is that people expect you to be unaware of your illness;
Learn to choose your words the same way you choose what to wear to work every day;
It’s scary to endure, but it was worse to leave;
I didn't say it would be easy. I just pointed out the truth.

From songs

I cried enough tears to see my reflection in them;
Pain is the consequence of love;
My best friend gave me advice: Every day is a gift;
There are a hundred ways to hate and only one way to love;
Life is like a pride of lions, and you are not always the most important in it;
I would drop everything and go to the sea, where there are three of us: me, you, the sea;
Remember: there are two types of people;
If tomorrow was your last day of life, could you say goodbye to the past?;
My father worked hard and I always believed that this life cannot be changed;
Call me with you, I will come through the evil nights;
No one knows what happens inside a living "doll's house";
They said that I was too sad, not knowing what was in my soul;
People want my lips to remain closed;
Open your eyes: there is no happiness or love here;
Their rules of the game: they have fun - we cry;
Skipping mountains of happiness, we find only rivers of tears;
You were calm, but time has passed, leaving happy people;
I am a child of a concrete high-rise building where you have to reach for the elevator button.

Motivational Quotes

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When putting off until tomorrow, you need to be sure that tomorrow will come;
Only the strong can change this world;
Believe in yourself - you can do better;
The world around you is another barrier;
To reach the goal, you need to go;
Look for those people who will make you envious, not despondent;
Sometimes the society a person is in says the most about him;
It's not scary to try something new, but it's scary to stay in one place;
Every time you create a comfort zone, you are thrown a hundred steps away from your dreams and goals;
Going to bed and telling myself I did something wonderful is my goal in life;
I like that people take advice from me;
The only way to become smarter is to play against a strong opponent;
Often the risk justifies the means;
The main enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, but the illusion of knowledge;
Formula for success: first think through everything, and then act;
Praise yourself after every goal achieved, even if it was a small thing;
Always remember your successes and don’t forget about your failures: thanks to them you have become stronger;
You won't grow until you become interested in something that didn't interest you before.

About the sea

Anyone who has been to the sea at least once will not be able to forget it;
People are drawn to the sea as to something unknown;
The love of waves and the sound of seagulls is what drives me to try harder every day;
Sea and sky are two symbols of infinity;
Time, like the sea, unties any knots;
Memories of the sea always warm the soul in winter;
Love is like a sea sparkling with heavenly light;
The salty smell of the sea makes it clear that you are now free;
Nothing makes you look forward to summer more than the opportunity to go to the sea;
The sea attracts our eyes, and the land attracts our feet;
If the sea saddens you, you are hopeless;
Each wave is another little story;
Always remember the sky and the sea: they are inseparable and equally beautiful;
If people were smarter, they would move to the sea;
When I look at the sea, it seems to me that the waves are carrying away my sadness;
The sea is eternal movement and life;
The sea sometimes has a good character and sometimes a bad character, and it is not always clear why;
The sea, better than any medicine, washes away melancholy and disappointment.

About sunset

If everything around is illusory, then the sunset makes me understand that I exist;
The sunset is something I can watch forever;
All sunsets are beautiful, but the sea ones are special;
Sunset is a farewell to the day;
One sunset is not like another, the sky does not have the same colors;
Together with the sunset, you need to leave all sorrows and sorrows in the past day;
The closer a person is to sunset, the longer the shadow of memories;
Stop and look at the sunset outside your window: this is what makes life worth living;
Sunset is such a beautiful natural phenomenon that you don’t always believe in its existence;
People in a hurry forget that there are sunsets and sunrises;
Every sunset is followed by dawn;
I love sunsets for tomorrow's sunrises;
The sky gives us a colorful sunset sky every time;
Life should be such that you enjoy every sunset;
The hour will come when you will be glad to see the sunset;
The most beautiful and terrible things always happen at sunset;
There will be no sunset until you stop developing yourself;
The most beautiful things in our life: the sea, sunset and love.

About winter

In winter, everything becomes different and even time moves differently;
I wish that everyone has a person with whom they would like to bask in the winter;
Winter time brings reflection and deep thoughts;
Only in winter does a person remember how good it was in the summer;
In summer we dream of snow, and in winter - of bright sun;
Only those who have worked hard enough in the summer will rest in the winter;
In winter, you want to wrap yourself in a blanket, watch movies and drink cocoa;
Winter fascinates with the whiteness of its colors;
If there is snow on the ground, chocolate cakes are the best medicine;
You can love winter and carry the warmth within you, just as you love summer, but remain a shard of ice;
Snow manages to fly even into dreams;
In winter, I want to take stock of the past year;
In winter, you need to visit family more often and spend time with friends;
Only a warm-hearted person has the best winter;
Winter is a wonderful time: frosty, harsh, but magical;
Every winter has a little magic;
February is the shortest month, but due to the cold it seems the longest;
There are winter books. Not the ones about winter, but the ones that make the snowstorm outside your window cozy.

About spring

In spring, it is usually customary to fall in love;
Spring is a time of plans and assumptions;
The spring air encourages madness;
In spring we drink wonderful things carelessly and on the go;
If you don’t fall in love in the spring, you’ll miss out on a lot of opportunities;
People chose spring not in vain as the time of love: this is the time that speaks of the birth of something new;
In life there should always be spring in the heart and soul;
If a person is not ready for spring, then he is not ready to love;
The main misconception is that spring makes a person love. She's just pushing;
Spring is not only a season, but also a state of mind;
In spring, a little person awakens in us: naive and vulnerable;
In the spring, I know from experience, you want more strength and desire to live;
Spring is like your best friend: it is always late;
In spring the earth melts and people become softer.

About summer

Do you know how to ruin your summer? Fall in love in July;
In summer you need to look for adventures to bask in them in winter;
In the summer heat, everything becomes different: simpler and more interesting;
“I will love you all summer” means much more convincingly than “all my life”;
Probably everyone has had that kind of summer when you walk on the ground as if you were flying;
Collect all your summer photos in one album and folder;
Remember that every summer is unique and will not be repeated for a long time;
Never miss the summer at work, because summer is a small life;
I like to combine summer, sunsets and the sea;
Even in summer the soul can become cold;
Always bring souvenirs with you to remember your summer holidays;
Summer is wonderful because no one judges you for holiday romances;
Every first day of the summer month, gather with friends to take stock;
May this summer be colorful and unique for everyone;
Remember that every winter is followed by spring and summer;
In the summer, you want to take off your clothes and the burden of responsibility.

About autumn

Fallen orange leaves indicate that winter is coming soon;
I love autumn for its mild cold and the charm of sadness;
In autumn, it’s easiest to look into puddles and pick out the bright reflections;
Even a gloomy autumn sky can become sunny if your soul is calm;
With the first autumn chill, life will begin again;
Autumn is the only time of year that teaches;
Autumn is the season of checking debts to the past;
People underestimate autumn during the first cold weather, forgetting about the riot of colors;
Only in the fall do we see errors that we did not see in the summer;
In autumn, people are most attentive to other people's feelings and interests;
Autumn should be spent in such a way that the memories warm you all winter;
In autumn, it’s good to drink mulled wine, listen quietly to your favorite songs and enjoy the last rays of the sun;
Autumn is an uncertain time, when it is hot during the day and cold at night;
If you follow, nature cleanses itself in the fall, erasing summer sins;
Autumn can be compared to grandma, to whom you came for pies;
If you don't keep a herbarium, what reminds you of autumn?

Very funny statuses that will bring you to tears

“Mom and dad...I fell in love...I’ll be late, I’m off to ruin my life...” Your fool

Marriage is a struggle: first for unity, then for equality, and then for independence... And so on - until death do you part.

By the way, I keep to the schedule...you have to be strict with this, there are a lot of applicants...

Citizens are like children to the state! It comes up with games for them, tells them fairy tales, feeds them with sweet promises...

Soon we will have our paycheck again... Five minutes at the ATM... One hour in the store... again we have no money!

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and think - oh, the middle of the night.

There is nothing stronger than habit, so the grandmother slobbers on her finger while scrolling through photos on her smartphone.

Chukovsky is a real genius, because after the lines “The blanket ran away, the sheet flew away,” he somehow miraculously avoided the rhymes “fuck” and “fuck.”

You feel bad? Boring? Alone? Then I will come to you, and you will understand how good it was for you!

Today I went to bed at 22:00. It's already 3:10 and I still can't get over the fact that I went to bed so early!

Swearing is bad. This makes us weaker. Instead, you can say: “What phallic symbol do you want from me?”, “Get away from me!”

Every man should be a little bit like Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, if this doesn’t suit anyone, there is also a vacancy for a deer.

I knew that sooner or later he would leave! But why?! Why didn’t I break his legs?!?

Cocktail with mint leaves - mojito. And the cocktail with hemp leaves is awesome!

My cat lives by the principle: “I’m tired of eating and sleeping.” And throughout the day he puts commas in different places.

Only in Russia the phrase EATED does not mean OVEREATE...

Briefly and beautifully congratulate a girl on her birthday in your own words

A woman doesn’t need much in life, better health, earthly happiness. So that your family and friends are healthy, so that your thoughts are happy, your thoughts are pure. Let the sun smile at you from the bottom of your heart, And everything you want comes true quickly!

Be the most beautiful and brightest, And the tears in your eyes are only from happiness. And may your Guardian Angel protect you from troubles and bad weather.

I want to congratulate you on your birthday And from the bottom of my heart I wish you a carriage of love, a composition of desire And drown in compliments.

Let everything around you be covered with flowers, Let the world be filled with miracles, Let your head spin with joy, Let magnificent words sound. Let your birthday be fun, leaving impressions for the year!

Happy birthday pretty! Be healthy for many years to come! May the light of kindness and happiness never go out in your soul!

Your beauty is in your eyes, I often see you in my dreams. I love you forever, I will conquer you and conquer you. Happy birthday, my half, I am yours.

I wish you to live three hundred years and be friends with a good boy! Love him more than yourself, And not for a year, but forever!

Let happiness be a downpour and an avalanche, a whirlpool, a whirlpool, a river. What is happiness? -Be loved. So be loved like no other! Happy birthday!

Beautiful short wishes

The most beautiful short wishes in verse

We wish you neither less nor more - So that the road goes smoothly, So that you live simply wonderfully, And your work is like a song.

We wish that the years do not upset you - After all, life is beautiful, love all the moments And even if a difficult hour suddenly comes - You have a lot of inspiration in stock!

Be like the clear sun, kind, dear and beautiful, and let beautiful and wonderful laughter always ring for everyone!

I wish you cherished happiness, untold wealth!

I wish you a good journey, Walk this path with friends, May you enjoy good health and never lose heart.

I wish you happiness and warmth, good and kind friends, great hopes, drunken feasts, pleasant meetings and kind words.

In business I wish you success, In love - happy days to the fullest, And, as always, fun, laughter, In business - no fluff or feather!

May your life be wonderful, May there be less evil and troubles, I wish you great happiness and long, bright, good years!

I wish you to be loved, I wish you to be given flowers! So that life is always bright, I wish you light and warmth!

So that life is always bright, I wish you light and warmth, good health forever, everything that makes a person happy!

Dreams are supposed to come true And I want to tell you - There is no reason for fate to give up, Not in a year, not in five! Catch pleasant moments Every minute on earth... Bloom like a flower from the compliments that are sincerely given to you!

The most beautiful short wishes in prose

I wish you good luck, a huge sack, Good luck, the glorious sea, Only happiness, success, good luck roads, May all your dreams come true soon!

Vacation without budget, Eat caviar, not biscuits! Let the champagne flow, Foam adorns your mouth! Smile, the day has come when the world is at your feet!

Let there be a road without potholes in the interior of the car of your dreams. Nearby are those who deserve a lot, and far away are those who talk a lot and are of little value.

I wish you more positive things in life, right decisions, true friends and the right turns in life!

I wish you health, good luck, love, high material wealth, great mood, fulfillment of desires and family well-being!

Beautiful short wishes

Let every day be like a beautiful flower: as bright and wonderful!

For you, life is a fast track. Let it be smooth and straight! Good luck and new achievements!

The light of the sun and the blue of the sky, the fresh wind and the aroma of blooming flowers, this whole world is for you. May everything be wonderful for you!

How great it is that you exist! May your life be bright and your mood sunny!

I wish you a sea of goodness, an ocean of good luck, and a whole mountain of happiness! Let your money never run out, your health never decrease, and your mood always be festive. May fate sincerely love you, and may all the good things in your life grow day by day!

My beloved and dear person, my happiness and my reward, I wish you a successful and bright day, a wonderful mood and miracles, pleasant surprises and joyful moments. May your day be fruitful and bring a lot of impressions.

May great weather, smiles from friends, approval from your superiors, good news, pleasant compliments, exciting moments, interesting events, and the expectation of a miracle fill your day and certainly delight you, giving you an excellent and playful mood!

Beautiful short poems for a girl on her birthday

Congratulations to a kind, sincere, magnificent woman on her birthday. We wish you to flutter like a butterfly, bloom like a rose in spring, shine like the sun. Let your family and friends please you with care, understanding, warmth and respect. You are beautiful, elegant, always irresistible.

Oh, beautiful girl, how I like you. Happy birthday to you! How beautiful and slim you are.

Know that you are the best in the world! Let your dreams come true And for hundreds of thousands of years in a row Everything will be great and awesome!

I wish you plenty of happiness and good luck, And only this way, and not otherwise! Stay young, beautiful, elegant, sweet and loved. Live until you are a hundred years old, chase away all worries, and let the green light burn on your sunny road!

On your birthday I wish you: To always be young madam, To dazzle everyone with charisma, To have reserves of optimism, To dream, laugh and love, To be a gorgeous woman!

Cool impressions of Career growth, Love, adventures! And your own island.

Everything that sounds beautiful in life - I want to give it to you! So that you can be the happiest, in this world, on this earth! Much joy and light to you, and the sunniest days! Let your soul be warmed by the warm feeling of girlfriends and friends!

We wish you simple happiness and quiet earthly joy. Let everyday bad weather always pass you by. As before, carefully preserve the beautiful features in your soul. As before, generously give everyone the Fire of spiritual warmth.