The most famous expressions, remarks and quotes from Stirlitz

Movie and book characters. The Russian writer Yulian Semyonov is known to everyone from Tatiana Lioznova’s film “Seventeen Moments of Spring,” where Vyacheslav Tikhonov played the main role.

Phrases and quotes from Stirlitz - Max Otto von Stirlitz (in German Max Otto von Stierlitz; aka Maxim Maksimovich Isaev, real name Vsevolod Vladimirovich Vladimirov) is a legendary literary character, Russian writer Yulian Semyonov. The all-Union popularity of the image of Stirlitz was brought by the serial film directed by Tatyana Lioznova “Seventeen Moments of Spring”, where the role of Stirlitz was played by Vyacheslav Vasilyevich Tikhonov.

They are blocking roads to the east and south. It’s logical if you count on amateurs who don’t know Germany, but I know Germany. Braggart. Why braggart? If I didn't know Germany, I would take Erwin here, but I took him through Neu-Cologne. Well done, Stirlitz.

Everyone is afraid of getting a beating from old man Muller! Have I given anyone a beating at least once in my life, huh? I am a good old man about whom rumors are spread. Your handsome boss angers me a thousand times.

Stirlitz never rushed things. Self-control, he believed, was the other side of speed. Everything is determined by proportions: art, intelligence, love, politics. (Voice behind the scene)

Give it up! You understand everything perfectly. (Stirlitz - Muller, episode 11)

A person's character is best recognized in an argument.

It became difficult to work. There are a lot of idiots saying the right things.

In order to defeat the enemy, you need to know his ideology, right? And to learn this during a fight is to doom yourself to defeat.

A strange property of my physiognomy: it seems to everyone that they have just seen me somewhere.

Of all the people living on earth, I love the elderly and children most of all.

In my opinion, betrayal is terrible, but even more terrible is indifferent and passive observation of how both betrayal and murder occur.

People invented radio in order to listen to it. (Stirlitz, episode 1)

What destroys us all is the lack of boldness in seeing problems from a long-term perspective.

Well, come in. (Stirlitz to a stray dog)

Don't faint, but we are all under Mueller's surveillance. (Stirlitz to Schellenberg)

I don’t like being treated like a fool in old Polish preference. I'm a player, not a fool. (Stirlitz to Muller)

He slept deeply and peacefully, but in exactly 20 minutes he will wake up. This is also one of the habits developed over the years. (Voice behind the scene)

What destroys us all is the lack of boldness in seeing problems from a long-term perspective. (Stirlitz, episode 8)

How was it with Pushkin? “Oh yes Pushkin, oh yes son of a bitch”? Oh yes Stirlitz.

A strange property of my physiognomy: it seems to everyone that they have just seen me somewhere. (Stirlitz, episode 7)

Of all the people on the planet, I love the elderly and children the most.

It became difficult to work. Got a lot of idiots saying the right words

They all want to be like the Fuhrer. (Stirlitz)

You look nice - you are one of those rare women whom pregnancy makes irresistible.

Everyone - scientists, writers, artists - is insane in their own way. They require a special approach. Because they live their own life, invented by them. (Stirlitz)

What happened during those two days that I was gone? Has the world turned upside down? Has God come to earth? Did Kaltenbrunner marry a Jew?

“They think that if I haven’t failed in these twenty years, that means I’m omnipotent.” It would be nice for me to become Himmler's deputy. Or even make it to the Fuhrer. Heil Stirlitz. Am I becoming a grump? - Nothing, it suits you.

Seventeen Moments of Spring

Many phrases from the series were stolen by people into aphorisms. Muller’s phrase is especially famous: “Stirlitz, but I’ll ask you to stay,” which gained even more popularity after the release of the popular TV comic series “Yeralash” in the early 90s, where it was successfully played out.

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Muller is immortal, just as detective is immortal in this world. (Schellenberg)

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What destroys us all is the lack of boldness in seeing problems from a long-term perspective. (Stirlitz)

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Stirlitz never rushed things. Self-control, he believed, was the other side of speed. Everything is determined by proportions: art, intelligence, love, politics.

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Clarity is a form of complete fog. (Muller)

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He understood perfectly well that he was on the verge of failure.

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...Have I ever given anyone a beating at least once in my life, huh? I am a good old man about whom rumors are spread. (Muller)

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-...I have cognac. Would you like a drink? - Thank you. I also have cognac. - But you probably don’t have salami. — I have salami. - So, you and I are eating from the same plate. (the general in the carriage is Stirlitz)

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Stirlitz, I’ll ask you to stay. (Muller)

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Truly: if you smoke American cigarettes, they will say that you sold your Motherland. (Schellenberg)

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You have the wrong number, buddy. You have the wrong number.

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You know too much. You will be buried with honors after a car accident. (Schellenberg)

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- If you are shot down (anything can happen in war), you must burn this letter before you even have time to unfasten the parachute straps. “I won’t be able to burn the letter before I unfasten the parachute straps, because I’ll be dragged along the ground.” But the first thing I'll do after unfastening the straps is burn the letter. - Okay, let's agree to this option. (General Wolf - pilot)

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Little lies give rise to great mistrust. (Schellenberg)

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A counterintelligence officer must always know, like no one else, that in our time you cannot trust anyone, sometimes even yourself. I can. (Muller)

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A strange property of my physiognomy: it seems to everyone that they have just seen me somewhere. (Stirlitz)

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— Do your kidneys hurt? - No. - It's a pity. It's a pity. Because this decoction is very helpful for sick kidneys. (Frau Saurich - Stirlitz)

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An adjutant is very much needed. He's like a beautiful hunting dog. And you can talk casually, and if you have a good exterior, other hunters will be jealous. (Schellenberg)

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I will play the Caro-Kann defense, but please don’t interfere with me. (Frau Saurich)

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When they talk about us mathematicians as crackers, that’s a lie! In love I am Einstein! (Lady with a fox)

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- Swear! - May I die. Go draw some formulas.

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A true Aryan. The character is Nordic, self-possessed. Merciless towards the enemies of the Reich. An excellent family man; he had no connections that discredited him. (from the characteristics)

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- I'll get you some good canned fish. Which ones do you want? — I like it in butter. - I understand. Which production: ours or... - Or! It may not be patriotic, but I prefer food and drink made in America or France. (Stirlitz - Klaus)

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I love silent people. If a friend is silent, then he is a friend, and if an enemy, then he is an enemy. I respect them. (Muller)

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He slept deeply and peacefully, but in exactly 20 minutes he will wake up. This is also one of the habits developed over the years.

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I don’t believe in this, but, in general, show me. They showed it to me once, but I don’t believe it. (Muller)

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The happiest people on earth are those who can freely handle time without fearing the consequences.

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- Heil Hitler! - Come on. My ears are already ringing. - I don't understand. - Stop it! (Stirlitz - Muller)

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Wow, Kurt had freckles. (Schellenberg)

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Remove this camouflage. (Borman)

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— Brigadeführer, I need to call in sick (and I’m really sick), and take 10 days off, otherwise I’ll give up. - What's happened? “Don’t faint, but we are all under Mueller’s surveillance.” (Stirlitz - Schellenberg)

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“They think that if I haven’t failed in these twenty years, that means I’m omnipotent.” It would be nice for me to become Himmler's deputy. Or make it to the Fuhrer - Heil Stirlitz. Am I becoming a grump? - Nothing, it suits you. (Stirlitz - Erwin)

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It became difficult to work. There are a lot of idiots saying the right things. (Stirlitz)

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This is not nonsense, this is not nonsense at all, my friend Bittner. (Muller)

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-Does your head hurt? - From worries? - From pressure. (Müller - Stirlitz)

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They are all dreamers, our bosses. They can fantasize, they don’t have a specific job. And even a trained chimpanzee in a circus can give guidance. (Muller)

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I better know where to start! (Muller)

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- Well, you have a memory. - Are you complaining about yours? — I take iodine. - And I drink vodka. - You are a general, you can drink vodka. Where can we get money? - Take bribes. - And you will end up with your bonebreakers. I'd rather take iodine. “And I would gladly exchange my vodka for your iodine.” - What, a lot of work? - For now, yes. And soon she will not be there at all. (creepo detective - Muller)

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If it were summer, if we had a Doberman Pinscher, if we had that woman's glove, if the Doberman Pinscher immediately picked up the trail... (creepo detective)

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What drew you to these epithets? The scout must express himself in nouns and verbs: he came, she met, he conveyed. (Muller)

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- Place your right palm along the skull, and your left palm on the back of the head. You need to close your eyes. “I’ll close my eyes, and you’ll hit me over the head with something, like Holtoff.” - If you ask me to betray my homeland, I will do it. (Stirlitz - Muller)

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— Stirlitz is walking along the corridor. - What? — Stirlitz is walking along the corridor. - Which corridor? - Along our corridor. -Where is he going? - Don't know. Voice-over: Stirlitz went to Muller. (Scholz - Müller)

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As there? “Oh yes Pushkin, oh yes son of a bitch”? Oh yes Stirlitz. (Stirlitz)

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“Everything is so stupid and unprofessional that it’s almost completely impossible to work.” It is impossible to understand the logic of a layman. - Or maybe he’s a cunning professional? “A cunning professional wouldn’t go to the shelter.” A cunning professional wouldn't go to the shelter, damn it!!! (Müller - creepy detective)

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Dying alone is scary. En masse is nothing, you can even joke. (general in the carriage)

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-Where could I see you? — When you presented me with the Iron Cross, you said that I had the face of a mathematics professor, not a spy. - Well, now you have the face of a spy, not a professor. (Borman - Stirlitz)

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It was your elegant boss who learned to dance and wear a tailcoat at his universities. And I still don’t know how to eat an apple - cut it, or eat it the way it’s customary in my home: whole. With a bone. (Muller)

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As soon as somewhere instead of the word “hello” they say “heil!” to someone’s personal address, know: they are waiting for us there, from there we will begin our great revival. (Muller)

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What happened during those two days that I was gone? Has the world turned upside down? Has God come to earth? Did Kaltenbrunner marry a Jew? (Stirlitz)

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Stop the Bolsheviks, do not let them into Europe. Personally, I see my duty only in this, precisely in this. (General Wolf)

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— Do you want to play chess? - Gabi, you don’t interest me as a chess partner. (Gabi - Stirlitz)

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- Tell your fortune for me. - What do you want to know? - For example, when the war ends. - It's already over. (Stirlitz - Frau Saurich)

"SEVENTEEN MOMENTS OF SPRING"
* But a young mother cannot cry and worry. Insurance agent. * But this is a failure. This is a collapse. And ours will not know anything. Stirlitz. * Barbara, please bring some water. To her and to me. And if there are heart drops, pour them into a glass. - How much does she need to drip? - Not for her, but for me. Rolf, Barbara. * Pregnancy makes any woman beautiful. Cache. * Merciless towards the enemies of the Reich. Author; in all characteristics. * Shall we talk?.. Will you talk?.. Rolf. * In general, the case is rotten, but try to dig into it. Muller. * He was not noticed in any connections that discredited him. Har-ka on Stirlitz. He had no connections that discredited him. Hark on Schellenberg. Same. Har-ka na Holtof-fa. Same. Hark on Mueller. He had no connections that discredited him. Damn Kruger. Same. Hark on Iceman. Same. Damn Rolf. * This cigarette contained an ampoule of poison. Author. * Only the result is important, and who gets a pat on the head and who gets candy, is that the point?! - I don't like sweets! Schellenberg, Muller. * It wouldn't hurt you to go to Innsbruck for a week. There are casinos there, and young skiers still ski from the mountains. Stirlitz. * This is where we should have started. - I better know where to start. Stirlitz, Muller. * These fingers... we found on the suitcase in which the Russian radio operator kept her belongings. And this is the most difficult question for you to answer. Muller. * Time is running out for now. - Why do you say bye? Time just passes. - Time is running out for now. Stirlitz, Muller. * You are all afraid of getting a beating from old Muller. Muller. * They all want to be like the Fuhrer, thought Stirlitz. Author. * Everyone: scientists, writers, artists are insane in their own way. They require a special approach. Because they live their own life, invented by them. (“Seventeen Moments of Spring”-1, Stirlitz) * Did you drink a lot? — I didn’t drink at all. - Why are your eyes red? - I did not sleep. There was a lot of work... Kaltenbrunner, Müller. *You look bad. “It’s good that I’m alive at all.” Stirlitz, Muller. *You know too much. You will be buried with honors after a car accident. Schellenberg. * You assure me so convincingly that man descended from a monkey, as if you saw this monkey and it whispered something in your ear. Schlag. * Drink cognac, it will cheer you up. - No, on the contrary, I’m sick of cognac, I love vodka. Kaltenbrunner, Müller. Cognac? - No, I can’t stand it, it’s full of tannins. - Really?! - Yes. And vodka just warms you up. I love it, simple peasant vodka. Good for blood vessels. Stirlitz, Muller. * Would you like a drink? - No thanks. - Why don’t you drink at all? - I'm afraid you know my favorite cognac. — Do not consider yourself a figure equal to Churchill. The only thing I know about him is that he loves Russian cognac more than anyone else. Muller, Stirlitz. * Gabi, I am not interested in you as a chess partner. Stirlitz. * Where there was truth, there was truth, and now you are starting women's games. Will not work! You are involved in a man's business, and tricks don't work here. Rolf. * Himmler knew that Schellenberg smoked only K-Mall and did not recognize any other cigarettes. Author. * They say that now it’s expensive to treat... the flu. Klaus. * The Greeks taught me to drink strong coffee with cold water. Want to try? — I have never drank coffee with cold water. - This is interesting. The contrast of temperature and taste creates a special sensation and less strain on the heart. Safe house owner, Playshier. * Gruppenführer, on the glass, on the suitcase of the Russian intelligence officer, on the receiver of the special communications telephone there were the fingers of one person - SS Standartenführer Stirlitz. Scholz. * Actions and deeds are the same thing. Muller. * In order to defeat the enemy, you need to know his ideology, right? And to learn this during a fight is to doom yourself to defeat. Stirlitz. * If they make a mistake and grab more than necessary, I will forgive them. The main thing is that they don’t miss the one I’m waiting for. Muller. * Live peacefully in your forest. These were our people. Muller. * I remember the last phrase - Stirlitz deduced it for himself, like a mathematical proof. It is important how to enter the desired conversation, but even more important is the art of exiting the conversation. Author. *Remember this person. From now on you will take it everywhere. Preferably even from the toilet to the washroom. Muller. * And you spend almost half your life waiting for it to come, your moment. P/f. * Of all the people living on earth, I love old people and children most of all. Stirlitz. * Food for thought... Author. * True Aryan. Author; in all characteristics. A true Aryan, loyal to the Fuhrer Har-ka Kruger. * Was intimidation used against him? Stirlitz. * Every second person gave information on a neighbor, and this neighbor, in turn, gave information on his informant. Only a naive person, unfamiliar with the structure of the German secret police, could think that one could escape unhindered in this troubled water. Author. * As soon as somewhere instead of the word “hello” they say “heil” to someone’s personal address, you know that they are waiting for us there, from there we will begin our great revival. Muller. * How do you think about giving birth, baby? - It seems that a new method has not yet been invented. Stirlitz, Kat. * How was it with Pushkin? “Ay, yes Pushkin, oh, yes a son of a bitch!” Oh yes Stirlitz! Stirlitz. * When they talk about us mathematicians as crackers, this is a lie. Lie! In love I am Einstein! Girl at the bar. * A counterintelligence officer must always know, like no one else, that in our time no one can be trusted. Sometimes even to yourself. I can. Muller. * Which of the two of us is taking more risks now? - And what do you think? - It seems to me that you are at greater risk. - Right. Schlag, Stirlitz. * If you smoke American cigarettes, they will say that you sold your homeland. Author. * Place your left hand on the back of your head, just your fingers, and your right hand along the skull, here... And you begin to massage at the same time. Just close your eyes. “I’ll close my eyes, and you’ll hit me on the head like Kholtofa!” Stirlitz, Muller. * The legend needs to be fed. We need to create those storytellers who will transform our words into a different way, the one in which humanity will live in twenty years. Muller. * Little lies give rise to great mistrust, Stirlitz. Schellenberg. * Moments distribute shame to some, disgrace to others, and immortality to others. P/f. * I'm most pleased with Mueller's treatment. Categorically, modestly and tastefully. I'm listening to you, buddy! Muller. * My fingers can be found in Holland, Madrid, Tokyo, Ankara... Stirlitz. * We finally wiped Mueller’s nose, and that’s nice, very nice. Schellenberg. * Muller is immortal. How immortal the detective is in this world. Schellenberg. * Müller was rarely wrong. And when he served the Weimar Republic, beating up Nazi demonstrations, and when he went over to the Nazis and began to imprison the leaders of the Weimar Republic in concentration camps, and when he carried out all the instructions of Himmler, and later, when he began to gravitate toward Kltenbrunner, his instincts did not let him down. Author. * We need to think about the future. - Without the past there is no future. Stirlitz, Kat. * The people... But the people are made up of people. This means that in the name of the people you destroy people. Schlag. * Don't think down on seconds. The time will come, you will understand, probably... They whistle like bullets at your temple, moments, moments, moments... P/f. * Don't get carried away, Stirlitz, don't get carried away! I’m still older than you both in rank and age! Muller. * It was not we who took it, but you, it was not we who asserted the matter, but you, Müller and Kaltenbrunner, and not me, not you, and not Schumann’s Jewish grandmother, but his, and he hid it. Stirlitz. * No need to turn on the light. I turned out the plugs. It may very well happen that you have the equipment installed. Holtoff. * I don’t really trust those who revolve around their bosses and speak unnecessarily at our party rallies. Mediocrity. Chatterboxes. Slackers. And this silent one. I love silent people. If a friend is silent, then he is a friend, and if an enemy, then he is an enemy. I respect them. There is a lot to learn from them. Muller. * Don't faint, but I think we're all under Mueller's watch. Stirlitz. I know you're under cover. Holtoff. And keep in mind that it’s not me, but you, under the hood. And you know very well what it means to be under Mueller’s tutelage. It's him. * There is no need to drag this across three borders. Stirlitz. * It is impossible to understand the logic of a layman. - Or maybe he’s a cunning professional? Mueller episode. * No, this... this is a complete breakdown of morals... Schlag. * No, I wasn't there. — Stirlitz was there yesterday. Stirlitz, Author. * It’s inconvenient to go without a gift. Muller. * Nowhere in the world, thought Stirlitz, do the police like to command as much as we do here. We have? Stirlitz suddenly caught himself thinking about Germany, about the Germans. Author. * Nothing is over. On the contrary, he realized, everything is just beginning. Author. * What a memory you have! - Are you complaining about yours? — I take iodine. - And I’ll have vodka. - You are a general, you can have some vodka. - Give me matches. - Where do we get money for vodka? - Take bribes. - And then you’ll end up with your bonebreakers? No, I'd rather take iodine. Episode, Muller. * He was on the verge of failure... Author. He's on the verge of failure! Gromov. * He slept deeply and peacefully. But in exactly twenty minutes he will wake up. This is also one of the habits developed over the years. Author. * They are all dreamers, our bosses. They can fantasize - they don’t have a specific job. And even a trained chimpanzee in a circus can give guidance. Muller. * From an evil investigator, those arrested are especially drawn to a good one. Kaltenbruiner. * No one can be guaranteed against mistakes and failures in our business. Muller. * Old people are the source of all the evil in this world. Insurance agent. * The father of provocateurs cannot be an honest man. Author. * Giving up your opinion always smells bad. What should I do now? - Believe that I will not give way to your rapport. Only. Muller, Eisman. * An excellent family man. Damn Kruger. Same. Hark on Mueller. Same. Damn Rolf. An excellent family man. The wife's candidacy was approved by the Reichsführer SS. Hark on Schellenberg. An excellent family man. Har-ka pa Aistsana. * An excellent athlete. Damn Rolf. An excellent athlete: Berlin tennis champion. Har-ka on Stirlitz. A great athlete. Hark on Schellenberg. Athlete. Har-ka na Holtof-fa. An athlete who has won prizes in shooting competitions. Hark on Iceman. * Awarded by the Reichsführer SS. Hark on Iceman. Same. Damn Rolf. Recognized with awards from the Fuhrer and commendations from the Reichsfuhrer SS. Damn Holtoff. Same. Har-ka on Stirlitz. * It is very easy to advise others: be honest. And individually, everyone tries to turn their dishonesty into honesty. How can I justify myself and my actions? Muller. * Pleischner went to the safe house at the address that Stirlitz had given him. Author. Pleischner went to appear. He was now in high spirits all the time. It's him. * Perhaps we should go down to the shelter, thought Stirlitz, otherwise they’ll end up in their own institution. Author. *Swear! - May I die! Go draw some formulas. - Fine. Girl in a bar, Stirlitz. * It will stand for half an hour. - What if you lose? - I'll knock out his tooth. - Prohibited by regulations. “I’ll loosen it with one finger.” Episode. * You see, women scream during childbirth. — I thought they were singing songs. - You see, baby, they shout in their native language. In the dialect of the area where you were born. This means you will shout “Mommy” in Ryazan. Stirlitz, Cash. * It's nice to be considered a devil. People die - their memory remains. Even if such a memory. Muller. * Prozt. - Prosit. The general is in the carriage, Stirlitz. * The drunken air of freedom played a joke on Professor Pleischner. Author. * The scout either surrenders immediately or does not surrender at all, with the exception of rare cases after the use of special measures by Muller's thugs. Schellenberg. * Maintains good relationships with workmates. Damn Holtoff. Same. Har-ka on Stirlitz. Same. Hark on Iceman. Same. Damn Rolf. He is open, sociable and friendly with friends and work colleagues. Hark on Schellenberg. He is even and sociable with friends. Damn Kruger. Sociable and equal with friends and work colleagues. Hark on Mueller. * The happiest people on earth are those who can freely handle time without fearing the consequences. Author. * Today is a day off, Stirlitz decided, a day off. Today was the twenty-third of February - Red Army Day. It was a day that Colonel Isaev always celebrated. Celebrated differently, depending on the circumstances. Author. * Now I am most interested in the problem of how one can, with the help of physical science, stop the process of stupidity of the masses. It became difficult to work. There are so many idiots saying the right words! Stirlitz. * I can’t give you seven hours. - But are you giving me five? - But I'll give you five. Sleep well. Muller, Eisman. * Seventy years is the heyday of politicians. Muller. *Did anything incredible happen, Bittner? Have we occupied Moscow? Muller. *Listen to me, girl. Listen carefully. Stirlitz. * Death differs from life by two factors: volume and movement. The living one lives in an enclosed space much larger than a coffin. And this room, called a home, a family hearth, a mental health clinic, a mess, a parliament, has the opportunity to leave or, conversely, visit from time to time. Dulles employee. * First, let's listen to our Germans, then we'll talk to your Russian. - From our Russian. Muller, Stirlitz. * Top secret. Personal file of von Stirlitz Max Otto, SS Standartenführer (VI Department of the RSHA). Characteristics of a member of the NSDAP since 1933, von Stirlitz Max Otto, SS Standartenführer. Author. * Good night, boss!.. Yes, perhaps you are right. Hurry, good morning! Muller. * You cannot be free among slaves. So isn't it better to be the freest among slaves! Klaus. * I will start shouting in German. - Well, you can add a little Russian swearing, but be sure to use a Berlin accent. Kat, Stirlitz. * A strange property of my physiognomy: everyone seems to have seen me somewhere. Stirlitz. * Happy girl. She can afford it “about seven,” thought Stirlitz. Author. * They probably think that if I haven’t failed in these 20 years, that means I’m omnipotent. It would be nice for me to become Himmler's deputy. Or even make it to the Fuhrer. Heil Stirlitz! Stirlitz. * Aunt Elsa visited us in Berne, Lausanne, she feels well, but she is very bored. Every week he writes letters home. Gustav. Schlag. * Then no one would talk if everyone had a good house in a pine forest, a lot of bread and butter and no bombing. Holtoff. * Do your kidneys hurt? - No. - It's a pity. It’s a pity, because this decoction is very good for sick kidneys. Zaurich, Stirlitz. *Do you have a window on the border? - Let's say. - If the three of us go to the neutrals... - The three of us? - Exactly. Runge, you and me. We are saving the world a great physicist. Holtoff, Stirlitz. * I have cognac. Would you like a drink? - Thank you. I also have cognac. - But you probably don’t have salami. — I have salami. - So, you and I are eating from the same plate. The general is in the carriage, Stirlitz. * We were not asked any easy questions in our cells. Klaus. * Stirlitz’s heart sank. He saw that the pastor did not know how to ski at all; he had not picked up ski poles for at least ten years. Author. * Heil Hitler, friends! Muller. * Character - Nordic, brave, firm. Hark on Schellenberg. Character - Nordic, seasoned. Hark on Mueller. Character - Nordic, brave. Damn Rolf. Character - Nordic, reserved. Har-ka on Stirlitz. Character - Nordic, solid. Damn Kruger. The character, approaching the Nordic, is persistent. Damn Holtoff. Same. Hark on Iceman. * Tail. It was a tail. Author. Stirlitz made another control lap. The tail, if it was a tail, fell behind. It's him. * Humanity loves other people's secrets most of all. Stirlitz. * Why are you, like a boy, blowing fog? Or is your name Monte Cristo? Stirlitz. * What happened during those two days that I was gone: the world turned upside down, God came to earth? Did Kalten-Brunner marry a Jew? Stirlitz. * What drew you to epithets?! Tired, huh? Leave the epithets to our party bosses. We detectives must express ourselves in nouns and verbs: he met, she said, he conveyed. Muller. * Stirlitz walks along the corridor. - Which corridor? - Along our corridor. Stirlitz is walking along our corridor. -Where is he going? Scholz, Muller. * Stirlitz never rushed things. Self-control, he believed, was the other side of impetuosity. Everything is determined by proportions. Art, intelligence, love, politics. Author. * Stirlitz realized that this was a test. Author. * Stirlitz often went to this basement called “Elephant”. Author. * Stirlitz went to Muller. Author. * Stirlitz! And I will ask you to stay. Muller. Stirlitz, I ask you to stay. Schellenberg. * This singer will outlive herself. She will be remembered even after death. - This is condescension speaking in you. — My love for Paris speaks in me. Stirlitz, Schlag. * This was a signal of failure. The Russian intelligence officer, sensing that he was being followed, managed to set this alarm. Author. * It was Erwin's suitcase. He would recognize this suitcase from a thousand. The transmitter was stored in it. Author. * This was his encryption, sent with Pleischner to Bern. Author. * It was Bormann's car. Author. * It was a code intended for him. He had been waiting for her for six days. Author. * This is the only mistake: he mixed up the sex of the child, called the child a girl, and the rest is a masterly job. Muller. * Where did this come from?.. Whose are you, you fool?.. Well, what? Perhaps we need to feed you. Well, Stirlitz bands. * This one will dig the ground, thought Müller, look how he butts his head like a horse. Author. * Stirlitz watched this picture called “The Girl of My Dreams” for the sixth time. Author. * Eustace to Alex... L second. Eustace to Alex. The form of communication is the same: a box of Gold Block tobacco, English matches with the Punch label. There is no need for a review, the person must know me by sight. It's him. * I will play the Karakan defense. Just don't bother me, please. Zaurich. * I don’t know how to steal documents and shoot from around the corner. - First of all, it doesn’t take long to learn. And secondly, I do not require you to be able to shoot from around the corner. Schlag, Stirlitz. * I still don’t know how I’m supposed to cut an apple, or whether I should eat it, as they do at my house, whole. Here. With a bone. Muller. * I always regretted that you did not work in my apparatus. I would have made you my deputy a long time ago. - I would not agree. - Why? - You are jealous. Like a loving and devoted wife. This most terrible form of jealousy is, so to speak, tyrannical. Muller, Stirlitz. * I will write in French, with my left hand, without an address. They know the address in the center - they will pass it on there. Stirlitz. * I have been hunting for this transmitter for eight months, but for some reason this case ends up with Rolf, who understands radio games as well as a hare understands geometry. Stirlitz. * I will stop believing you if you agree to answer all the questions. Schlag. * I encourage you to be frank, which is always based on cynicism. Frankness is the highest, purposeful, intelligent substance of cynicism. Dulles employee. * I am a good old man about whom rumors are spread. Muller. * I am also a human being, not an animal, and my mother also gave birth to me. But in the name of all mothers of the Reich I will do this! Rolf. * Clarity is a form of complete fog. Muller.

Quotes from the film “17 Moments of Spring”

But a young mother cannot cry and worry. Insurance agent.

But this is a failure. This is a collapse. And ours will not know anything. Stirlitz.

Barbara, please bring some water. To her and to me. And if there are heart drops, pour them into a glass. – How much does she need to drip? - Not for her, but for me. Rolf, Barbara.

Pregnancy makes any woman beautiful. Cache.

Merciless towards the enemies of the Reich. Author; in all characteristics.

Shall we talk?.. Will you talk?.. Rolf.

In general, the matter is rotten, but try to dig into it. Muller.

This cigarette contained an ampoule of poison. Author.

Only the result is important, and who gets a pat on the head and who gets candy, is that the point?! – I don’t like sweets! Schellenberg, Muller.

It won't hurt you to go to Innsbruck for a week. There are casinos there, and young skiers still ski from the mountains. Stirlitz.

This is where we had to start. – I better know where to start. Stirlitz, Muller.

We found these fingers on the suitcase in which the Russian radio operator kept her belongings. And this is the most difficult question for you to answer. Muller.

Time is running out for now. - Why do you say bye? Time just passes. - Time is running out. Stirlitz, Muller.

All of you are afraid of getting a beating from old Muller. Muller.

They all want to be like the Fuhrer, thought Stirlitz. Author.

Everyone: scientists, writers, artists are insane in their own way. They require a special approach. Because they live their own life, invented by them. Stirlitz.

Have you been drinking a lot? – I didn’t drink at all. - Why are your eyes red? - I did not sleep. There was a lot of work... Kaltenbrunner, Müller.

You look bad. – It’s good that I’m alive at all. Stirlitz, Muller.

You know too much. You will be buried with honors after a car accident. Schellenberg.

You assure me so convincingly that man descended from a monkey, as if you saw this monkey and it whispered something in your ear. Schlag.

Would you like a drink? - No thanks. - Why don’t you drink at all? - I'm afraid you know my favorite cognac. – Do not consider yourself a figure equal to Churchill. The only thing I know about him is that he loves Russian cognac more than anyone else. Muller, Stirlitz.

Gabi, I am not interested in you as a chess partner. Stirlitz.

Where there was truth, there was truth, and now you are starting women's games. Will not work! You are involved in a man's business, and tricks don't work here. Rolf.

Himmler knew that Schellenberg smoked only K-Mall and did not recognize any other cigarettes. Author.

They say that now it is expensive to treat this... flu. Klaus.

The Greeks taught me to drink strong coffee with cold water. Want to try? – I have never drank coffee with cold water. - This is interesting. The contrast of temperature and taste creates a special sensation and less strain on the heart. Safe house owner, Playshier.

Gruppenführer, on the glass, on the suitcase of the Russian intelligence officer, on the receiver of the special communications telephone were the fingers of one person - SS Standartenführer Stirlitz. Scholz.

Actions and deeds are one and the same. Muller.

In order to defeat the enemy, you need to know his ideology, right? And to learn this during a fight is to doom yourself to defeat. Stirlitz.

If they make a mistake and grab more than necessary, I will forgive them. The main thing is that they don’t miss the one I’m waiting for. Muller.

Live peacefully in your forest. These were our people. Muller.

The last phrase is memorable - Stirlitz deduced it for himself, like a mathematical proof. It is important how to enter the desired conversation, but even more important is the art of exiting the conversation. Author.

Remember this person. From now on you will take it everywhere. Preferably even from the toilet to the washroom. Muller.

And sometimes you wait almost half your life for it to come, your moment. P/f.

Of all the people living on earth, I love the elderly and children most of all. Stirlitz.

Food for thought... Author.

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“You can’t trust anyone... You can trust me.” Quotes from heroes Leonid Bronevoy

Today marks the 85th anniversary of the birth of People's Artist of the USSR Leonid Semenovich Bronevoy. Vesti FM columnist Grigory Zaslavsky talks about an actor who knows how to pronounce common truths with feeling, sense and balance.

“War is no joke... War is war!” - the words of the Duke of Hanover from the film by Mark Zakharov “It’s unlikely that anyone would remember that same Munchausen, despite all their genius and all the second and third meaning that is embedded in all the texts of Grigory Gorin. Leonid Semenovich Bronevoy is the actor who, with his charm, adds this second and third meaning to every word he utters. From the quotes with which his roles are full, one could probably compose a whole brochure, but the words themselves will quickly lose their shine, it’s just like with sea pebbles, they sparkle precisely thanks to Bronevoy, and we read even when - we remember how he pronounces these words in “Formula of Love”, in “Seventeen Moments of Spring”, in “That Same Munchausen”, in “Pokrovsky Gates”... “Clarity, Stirlitz, is one of the forms of complete fog.” Or: “You can’t trust anyone, Stirlitz, not even yourself... I can”... Well, the word “fingers” - which contains Muller’s humor, at this very moment it is finally clear what a terrible beast is, ready to rush and tear our Maxim Maksimovich Isaev is hidden behind this juir and bon vivant, a socialite who devoted all his ardor and talent entirely to his terrible work.

For the last year and a half, he has not gone on stage, having suffered a heart attack in Kiev, he remained there and rarely comes to Moscow, so the anniversary is not an extra reason to convey our love and good wishes to the actor, first of all, of course, health.

Bronevoy is one of those rare actors whose role was previously called reasoner. Not the main character, he appears when it is necessary to pronounce some important truth, to return the hero to the true path. Rarely is an actor able to pronounce a hackneyed truth in the way that Bronevoy always manages to do - he returns meaning to words and in his mouth every banality again sounds like a revelation, because this is the truth, it has, of course, been erased from frequent use, but has not ceased to be the truth? !

The son of an enemy of the people, a boy who, as a child, was taught to play the violin in one of the best music schools not only in the USSR, but also in the world at the Kiev Conservatory, he returned with his mother to Kiev just before the war, in 1941, and could have disappeared in ghetto, they miraculously managed to evacuate to Chimkent, and he received his first theatrical education in Tashkent. A lot of different miracles happened in his life - well, isn’t it a joke that it was he who played the SS chief best of all? In 1953, after the death of the leader, he went to Moscow and entered the Moscow Art Theater School, after which he ended up in Grozny, played in Irkutsk, Voronezh, until he met the main director - Efros, his second main director was Mark Zakharov, for for which such an actor-mascot is extremely important in the troupe. For many years, Tatyana Peltzer was such an actress for Zakharov, and for the last 25 years it has, of course, been Broneva. Watching him play Firs is a special pleasure. So I really want this to happen again.