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Food is something that everyone loves. Well, there are no people who don’t like to eat delicious food. The most delicious and universal statuses about breakfast, lunch, dinner and, of course, night gluttons!
1. Food is the only true happiness in the world.
2. Food for the mind is certainly an important thing, but you will not be satisfied with it.
3. It’s good when someone cooks a hearty dinner at home, but it’s even better when your head cooks just as well.
4. Seafood is expensive, seafood is expensive. Salt! Eat salt, it's cheap and it's seafood!
5. The current confrontation between stomachs and food products is more like a war.
6. Do you know that night meals are always the most delicious? No, seriously, try it.
7. Love is not when he says beautiful words and compliments, but when he is worried that you haven’t eaten.
8. Comrades! Well, start making buns in which the filling won’t come out of all the cracks when you bite into them.
9. Do you know who the most popular blogger in the world is? Food - everyone loves it, everyone adore it, and it appears on the coolest channels.
10. Breakfast - eat it yourself, lunch - share with a friend, dinner - give it to the enemy!
11. God, I really want to stay slim... but look at this pizza!
12. Don't judge me! Happy Meal is for all ages. And toys too!
13. Did you know that you can prepare more than 200 different dishes from potatoes? Smile, the world is not so monotonous.
14. Have you ever wondered why shooting a cigarette from a stranger on the street is normal, but shooting candy or some other tasty treat is not?
15. An excellent excuse for those who are reproached for what they eat at night - answer that you just have breakfast early.
16. Vacation is when you can afford to have breakfast later than normal people have lunch.
17. Do you know why in Hollywood films everyone prays before eating? No one there is confident in their wife's culinary abilities.
18. I never understood why people use drugs if they have food?
19. What is snow to me, what is the heat to me, what is torrential rain to me, when my food is with me.
Chef Quotes
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“Chef in the kitchen: “Prometheus, fire!” Tantalus, torment! Columbus, egg! Bertoletova, salt! Adamova, apple! Aesopian language! Procrustes, cut! Damocles, chop it up! Sisyphus, bring it!”
“Music during dinner is an insult to both the cook and the violinist.”
- Gilbert Chesterton English Christian thinker, journalist and writer 1874 - 1936
essay “On Pleasures” Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
“A modern girl must first of all learn three sciences: sewing, cooking and hairdressing... so that later, having married a big businessman, she can competently manage her seamstresses, cooks and hairdressers.”
“Doctors are constantly working to preserve our health, and cooks are constantly working to destroy it; however, the latter are more confident of success.”
— Denis Diderot French writer, educational philosopher and playwright 1713 - 1784
“Precision is the politeness of cooks.”
— Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin Russian writer and poet 1799 - 1837
“When friendship suddenly arises between a dog and a cat, it is nothing more than an alliance against the cook.”
— Stefan Zweig Austrian writer 1881 - 1942
“The hare loves beets - this is the chef’s opinion.”
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec Polish poet, philosopher, satirist and aphorist of the 20th century 1909 - 1966
“Happiness is a good bank account, a good cook and good digestion.”
— Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French figure of the Enlightenment 1712 - 1778
“Cooking is a language with which a cook can demonstrate his own worldview.”
“A poet who reads looks like a cook who eats.”
— Karl Kraus Austrian writer, satirist poet, literary and art critic, feuilletonist, publicist 1874 - 1936
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“Perhaps I’m afraid of technology because I’m bad at it? However, someone will stand up for me in art in this regard. For example, I can’t stand it when the housewife says about a good pie, cooked, and especially eaten: “a million pounds of butter, five hundred eggs, a whole ridge of cabbage, 150 1/4 fish”... Eat the pie, and it’s delicious, and how when you hear the kitchen, you imagine a cook or a cook, always dirty, the severed head of a capon on a bench, a cut open fish on another, and sometimes nearby, someone’s intestines peeking out of a sieve (as if the Prussians were honored with a visit), and more often you imagine a greasy apron, blowing your nose into it, into that apron, which will then be used to wipe the edges of the dish with the pie, so that it is cleaner…. Well, the pie becomes less tasty. In mature works of art there is that side of chaste purity that if you start to lead with a dirty paw, it will become disgusting.”
- Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky Russian composer 1839 - 1881
“There is not a single young chef left, we are all old people.”
— Mario Batali American chef, writer, restaurateur, culinary historian 1960
Interview with Mario Batali Chefs — none of them are young anymore, we're all old.
“A chef thinks in batches.”
— Emil Krotky Russian and Soviet poet, satirist, feuilletonist 1892 - 1963
“Excerpts from the Unwritten” Source: Quote. from the book: Emil the Meek. Satirist in space. Series "Crocodile Library". Moscow, Pravda Publishing House, 1959. Pp. 41.
“A diplomat’s best assistant is his cook.”
— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord French politician and diplomat 1754 - 1838
“Even though I played a cook in the movie Frankie and Johnny, don’t ask me to cook anything. If I suddenly start cooking, it will all end in murder. Seriously. I can play a role. Cooking dinner – no.”
— Al Pacino American actor 1940
“Well, you were poorly fed in the dining room. So what? He remained alive - and thank God! Why be angry with the cook? It's not the cook's fault. You can't make good food from bad ingredients. But he doesn’t have any good products. He took them home a long time ago. Because a chef is also a person. He can’t eat what he prepared for you and me.”
- Arkady Iosifovich Khait Soviet and Russian satirist and screenwriter 1938 - 2000
from the monologue “Complete Peace” Source: Quote. according to the book “No need for applause”, Moscow, “Iskusstvo”, 1982, p. 102.
two could easily cook porridge if there weren't so many volunteer cooks around." - Eric Frank Russell" data-quote-content>"Two people can chase a fugitive by ear; the screaming crowd will safely lose this trace. two could easily cook porridge if there weren’t so many volunteer cooks around.”
— Eric Frank Russell English science fiction writer, master of the short ironic story 1905 - 1978
a variant of a truism; translation: B. Minchenko, 2002 “Early Bird”, 1957 From works of fiction
“At six years old I wanted to become a cook, at seven - Napoleon, and then my aspirations constantly grew.”
— Salvador Dali Spanish artist 1904 - 1989
“Timagen is a man with a bad tongue and too free - because, I think, he was not free for a long time. Having become a cook from a prisoner, from a cook to a porter, from porters, he rose, fortunately, to friendship with Caesar, but he so despised his fate, both previous and present, that Caesar, for many reasons, was angry with him and refused him the house: then Timagenes burned the history of his deeds, thereby denying Caesar his talent. He was a witty and eloquent man, and he said a lot of evil things, but with grace.”
TIMAGENE confligere, homine acidae linguae et qui nimis liber erat ‚ puto, quia diu non fuerat. ex captivo cocus, ex coco lecticarius, ex lecticario usque in amicitiam Caesaris +felix+ usque eo utram(que) fortunam contempsit, et in qua erat et in qua fuerat, ut, cum illi multis de causis iratus Caesar interdixisset domo, combureret historias rerum ab illo gestarum, quasi et ipse illi ingenio suo interdiceret; disertus homo et dicax, a quo multa improbe sed venuste dicta. book X, V, 22 Controversions (Disputes) Source: S. A. Osherov. Notes // Lucius Annaeus Seneca. Moral letters to Lucilius. - 1977. - P. 371.
Well, do you know whose sister is brevity?
When it comes to food, we are all deaf, dumb and we have absolutely no time. Especially for such cases - short statuses about food, share with friends.
1. Evil does not sleep. Evil bakes cookies.
2. Finished it yourself - help a friend.
3. There are two things I always want: to lose weight and to eat.
4. Dumplings are the holy fool’s older brother of Rafaelok.
5. When I eat, I am deaf and dumb, cunning and fast... and devilishly smart!
6. If coffee is better than sex, then cookies are better than porn.
7. Most men feign pleasure from home-cooked food.
8. Eating at night is very necessary - if you expect to burn calories.
9. I can cook deliciously, but I’m even better at reheating...
10. You still eat to live, but I live to eat!
11. The purest and most selfless love in the world is the love of food.
12. All crab salad recipes have one common flaw - they don't contain crab!
13. You can know about the onset of summer by the number of fruits on Instagram.
14. Nothing builds character more than trying to open a jar without a can opener.
15. Watermelons are an ideal food - eat, drink and wash.
16. Will kindness save the world? No, only food can save the world!
17. Eat a lot, eat tasty!
Funny and tasty
Laughter not only prolongs life, but also burns calories! Therefore, in order to eat, you need to laugh heartily. Funny, funny and cool statuses about food.
1. Traditional women's entertainment is to blow men's minds and go on diets.
2. To overcome poverty in the country? Just make everyone work the way they eat.
3. In unsuccessful attempts to become smarter, blondes began to live in sushi bars.
4. Some eat food, others eat brains.
5. Before talking about food, it would be nice to have a snack.
6. If you want to eat delicious food, this is not a reason to have a wedding!
7. Life becomes a little more delicious with chocolate.
8. The most powerful factor that destabilizes the train of thought is seeing a pie at the wrong time!
9. To earn forgiveness, give me tasty and satisfying food, and then we’ll talk.
10. Dear girls, you constantly post delicious recipes... At least you’ll learn how to cook pasta at home!
11. Carrots only help in one case: you want to eat, but you don’t want this feeling to leave you.
12. Coffee is a cup of liquid positivity, and not just some kind of “drink.”
13. Best friends, best girlfriends, love, trust... there is only pizza - it will always understand you and forgive you everything.
14. Do you know why water is the basis of the entire universe? Today I was faced with the fact that I couldn’t make coffee without water.
15. Oh, don’t lie, you left me cookies, not because you love me, but because you think I’m fat.
16. Only in our country can one judge a person’s wealth by the frequency of his visits to McDonald’s.
17. Recipe for men's borscht: take 55 kg of women's borscht, place it on the stove for 60 minutes, and then wait until the borscht is ready.
What do David Lynch, Ray Bradbury and Carlson have in common? They all loved sweets! It's no secret that sweets arouse genuine interest among us. 
Introducing the TOP 10 sugar quotes, chosen according to the tastes of our employees!
10th place and the prize for passion for gastronomic tourism goes to Homer Simpson:
“I have climbed the highest mountains and descended into the lowest ravines.
Traveled to Africa and Japan. He even flew into space. But now, without hesitation, I would trade all this for something sweet!” - Homer said once, dreaming of another donut.
9th place and the prize for sweet subjectivity goes to Leslie Mock Murray with the aphorism:
“There are only two categories of people in the world: those who love chocolate and godless communists.”
8th place and the prize for devotion goes to Ray Bradbury with a quote from his novel:
“When I am very happy, or very sad, or embarrassed, I always stuff my mouth with sweets and throw the wrappers anywhere.”
7th place and the prize for revealing the huge role of sweets in human life goes to the author of “Treasure Island,” Robert Louis Stevenson, with the aphorism:
“The only difference between a good dinner and a long life is that at dinner the sweets are served at the end.”
6th place and a prize for a critical approach to the consumption of confectionery products goes to composer Robert Schumann:
“Sweets, cookies and candies cannot raise children into healthy people.
Like bodily food, spiritual food should also be simple and nutritious.” 5th place and the prize for the ability to think like a woman goes to the French writer and philosopher Bernard Verber:
“Men do not live up to our hopes, and only desserts bring true immediate pleasure without subsequent disappointment.”
4th place and the prize for frankness goes to Robert De Niro:
“Life rarely changes you entirely, but it constantly changes you in small ways.
For example, before, as a child, I loved sweets, but now I only eat them when I find myself in a restaurant. Well, I think, since I’m here, let it be sweet.” 3rd place and the prize for observation goes to the British science fiction writer Terry Pratchett:
“As worldly wisdom says (people are generally prone to very cruel everyday observations), inside every fat woman lives a skinny girl and lots and lots of chocolates.”
2nd place and the prize for the depth of metaphor goes to David Lynch and his quote:
“Sugar makes me happy and inspires me.
I have a severe sugar addiction. I call it “granular happiness.” And finally, the 1st prize - for the best pretender goes to Carlson with his immortal phrase:
“I am the sickest person in the world, and I don’t need anything else.
Except maybe... well, some huge cake, mountains of chocolate, and maybe some big, big bag of sweets, that’s all.” Savransky Stanislav
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