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Joking statuses, quotes about men
♥ Vodka contains a lot of female hormones. When I drink 2 bottles of vodka, I also can’t drive and start acting irrationally. ♥ Men are like shoes - either comfortable or spectacular... Both together - never! ♥ Men are like buses: sometimes none, sometimes two. ♥ If a man has prepared dinner for you and the salad contains more than three ingredients, consider that he has serious intentions.
♥ All men are divided into three categories: 1. Smart. 2. Beautiful. 3. Smart, beautiful and rich, but blue. ♥ A woman wants a lot from one thing, a man wants only one thing, but from many. ♥ Men are not logical: they insist that all women are the same, and constantly change one for another. ♥ A man’s transitional age is when the young woman no longer gives, and the old one is not yet attracted to him ♥ A man with refined taste is looking for a girl 92.34 x 61.71 x 93.45. Not boring. ♥ A man drinks in three cases: when it’s bad - out of grief, when it’s good - out of joy, and when everything is fine - out of boredom. ♥ Sometimes a man, like a cuckoo, also carries his eggs into other people’s nests... ♥ When they see beautiful girls, men begin to say smart words ♥ In fact, men recognize the presence of female intuition, but call it in their own way: “Nakarkala!” ♥ If on a train a lady has the top bunk and a gentleman has the bottom, he will always help her climb up. ♥ While you are looking for a real man, you can get a lot of pleasure with fake ones! ♥ If men are only looking for women for sex, then why are they surprised when they are looking for them only for money? ♥ A real man is like good cognac, only a few know its strength and taste. If many people know how it tastes, then it is no longer cognac - it is beer... on tap... ♥ A gentleman never asks a lady how old she is, but asks how old her children are. ♥ Remedy for impotence “Three Bogatyrs”. Three is a verb. ♥ With every button undone, a lady breathes easier, but a gentleman finds it harder. ♥ There is nothing more useful in the household than a guilty husband ♥ Young people behave with women like timid rich men, and old men behave like arrogant beggars. /Antoine Rivarol / ♥ A true gentleman always wipes his feet on the rug before knocking on the door. ♥ Only the military registration and enlistment office can accept a man as he is. ♥ Do you think it’s easier to drive a man than a car? You can't buy freebies here. A man must ride according to all the rules and feel the grip. It has no steering wheel, the brakes are weak, and the front end keeps drifting to the left! Especially when the tank is full. ♥ A man’s face is never as focused and spiritual as when choosing porn.
Statuses about bachelors
To ruin a relationship, you just need to start figuring it out ♦ In Hollywood, it’s hard for a bachelor to stay single, and it’s even harder for a married man to stay married. /American proverb/ ♦
A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a dog; A married man lives like a dog, but dies like a king. /Jean Anouilh/ ♦
A bachelor knows more about women than a married man. Otherwise, he would also be married. / Henry Mencken / ♦ A single man sometimes has to work for “someone else’s uncle,” but a married man always has to work for “his aunt.” /NN/ ♦ Bachelor: a man who does not immediately buy a whole mine if he needs a bucket of coal. /Peter Sellers/ ♦ I wasn’t single at all: I went straight from my mother to my wife./Alexander Livshits/ ♦ A bachelor: a man who thinks before he jumps - and doesn’t jump./Lawrence Peter/ ♦ A bachelor is a man who who supports several expensive women at their expense. ♦ Sometimes a bachelor’s shirt button is not sewn on; Sometimes a married man doesn’t even have a shirt. ♦ A married man always has a headache, and a single man always has a stomach ache. /Konstantin Melikhan/ ♦ Many bachelors do not get married because divorce is too expensive. ♦ A bachelor is a person who has everything for family happiness, and therefore he does not marry. /Boris Krutier/ ♦
Some get what they deserve, others remain single. / Swish Guitry / ♦ A bachelor is an incomplete creature, he is like half a pair of scissors. /Benjamin Franklin/ ♦ A bachelor is a man who failed to find a wife. /Antoine Prevost/ ♦ There are two classes of bachelors: some are too fast to be caught, others are too slow to be worth catching. ♦ And the worst thing is that the bachelor slowly becomes a widower. /Ramon Gomez de la Serna/ ♦ They also invented marriage! A real man needs a nanny. /Henrik Good/
♦ Bachelor: a person who has a table and a sofa, and the history of the sofa is much richer. / Henryk Jagodzinski / ♦ A bachelor is a person who never makes the same mistake once. /Ed Wynn/ ♦ A bachelor is an eternal boy. /Helen Rowland/ ♦ The old bachelor has spent too much time with girls.
♦ Confirmed bachelor: a man who would rather break up with a girl than let her lose her last name. /Cosmo Sardo/ ♦ The bachelor’s motto: “You can’t take us with your bare feet.” ♦ A bachelor is a man married to himself. /Viktor Krotov/
♦ He is a bachelor. There are no other advantages. /Maya Chetvertova/ ♦ Experience helps a woman get married and a man stay single. /Konstantin Melikhan/
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A bachelor is a souvenir of a woman who found something better at the last minute.
♦ Bachelor: a man who has never made the same mistake.
Aphorisms, statuses, quotes about bachelors
The boy becomes completely obnoxious as he approaches fifty. / Yanina Ipohorskaya / ♦ What is the difference between a young bachelor and an old one? A young bachelor puts things in order at home to invite a woman, and an old bachelor invites a woman to clean things up. /Konstantin Melikhan/ ♦ Bachelors envy married men more often, and married single men envy them more. /L. Panteleev/ ♦ Boys are not an age, boys are a category.
♦ Convinced bachelors should be sought among the married. /WITH. Khokhlov/ ♦ Many bachelors dream of a beautiful, smart and caring wife. Many married people dream of the same thing. /Lyubov Nikitina/ ♦ Remaining an inveterate bachelor, a person is a constant temptation for other members of society.
♦ When a man is single, all the women shoot at him like amused hunters at a wild duck. /Bernard Shaw/ ♦ A bachelor is one who enjoys hunting, but does not eat game. ♦ Bachelor: a man who loves home cooking, but performed by different cooks.
The institution of marriage in modern society: a man’s point of view
No one will argue that the way of life in the modern world has undergone major changes. Progress has come a long way. Even if we compare everyday life and its structure, say, with house-building forty years ago, the huge difference is obvious. Dishwashers, cleaning companies, washing machines, dry cleaners, visiting housekeepers - all these innovations have made life so much easier that the previous need for the care of women’s hands simply disappeared.
Today, cohabitation between a man and a woman is not based on the need to run a household for survival. There is no longer any need to wash your clothes by hand, then iron them for several hours - you just need to put them in the washing machine or take them to the dry cleaner. Now you can cook and spend hours at the stove only for your own pleasure. This is no longer necessary. Every major city has food delivery services: for a fraction of the cost, you can enjoy freshly prepared home-cooked food and not even have to wash the dishes afterward.
Single men are guided by precisely this point of view on classic marriage: why do I need a woman if I can solve all everyday problems myself? The last argument in favor of marriage remains - the birth and raising of children. But even here, older men find a kind of excuse to shirk responsibility. The point of view of childfree adherents is gaining increasing popularity.
What are children even for? After all, they bring a lot of trouble and take the lion's share of resources. Raising and raising a worthy member of society is a huge job. Why complicate your life if you can simply live it for your own pleasure?
A beautiful tale about a patriarchal marriage
From youth, both men and women are instilled with the image of a beautiful patriarchal marriage. Books and films affect the subconscious: all the characters get married and live happily ever after. However, harsh reality very often becomes the cause of neurosis.
Often marriage turns into problems:
- Having children is a huge stress that comes with expenses and chronic fatigue. Not every seed can withstand the test of childbearing: according to statistics, about 40% of marriages break up within the first five years after the birth of the baby.
- Living together is also a challenge. People are used to living each in their own way and are not ready to adapt to one another.
- Financial issues in marriage are another challenge. More and more people are entering into prenuptial agreements so that their “beloved” spouse does not leave them with nothing after a divorce.
- Different lifestyles often prove to be another ordeal. Unmarried men are accustomed to freedom: partying with friends until the morning, fun corporate events, fishing and spending time in the garage or in nature. Wives do not tolerate such “willfulness” for a long time and try to crush the man under them, as if he were an unreasonable child.
It is precisely this worldview that guides a man when he abandons marriage in favor of a free life.
Psychological portrait of a single man
Confirmed bachelors, in turn, have the following character traits:
- Introversion (not always, but they often need time to be alone).
- The desire to spend what you earn only on your own pleasures.
- A certain egocentrism (a controversial point: from the point of view of the bachelors themselves, this is not egocentrism, but a manifestation of concern for their own tomorrow).
- As a rule, bachelors are very successful financially, which, again, is facilitated by egocentrism.
- They are not afraid of taking responsibility for their own actions.
Which men get married early and tend to create lasting relationships?
According to the theory of psychoanalysis, our character is formed in early childhood. Those men who feel unloved have an increased need to somehow tie their partner to themselves and have some guarantees that she will not leave and will take care of him. This point of view is a manifestation of infantilism. It’s good if there is an opportunity to work on such a character trait in an office with an experienced psychotherapist. The sessions will help a man become more self-sufficient.
Many family men “copy” the picture of their own lives from their parents. During the Soviet years, many had a strong domostroevsky marriage, in which the wife took care of the children, cooked and cleaned, and the father earned a living. But in modern society, such a marriage scheme no longer works: the way of life has changed too much. As a result, the man tries to copy the relationship of his parents into reality. In most cases, such attempts are doomed to failure and lead to neurosis.
Bad habits of men and their impact on marriage
Why are there so many unmarried men and why are they in no hurry to tie the knot? Another significant factor is bad habits. It is no secret that almost all representatives of the stronger sex over thirty years of age have a number of bad habits: smoking and alcohol.
After marriage, almost all wives try to change their loved one, forbidding him beer in the evenings and stronger drinks on weekends. This annoys the man, since he is an adult and is free to smoke and drink as much as he sees fit.
Bad habits are another factor that makes it easier for guys to live alone and not listen to their spouse’s “buzzing” about the dangers of alcohol and cigarettes.
What is the difference between a married man and an unmarried man?
According to psychologists, these are two completely different personality types: a family man and a bachelor. They have different worldviews, different approaches to solving everyday problems. The psychology of an unmarried man is a whole unique world, which is beautiful in its own way and terrible in the same way:
- Independence. Single older men can do everything themselves. They are self-sufficient. They have a more stable psyche, they are not afraid of difficulties. Women love to reproach them for being afraid of responsibility and difficulties. In reality, everything is quite the opposite: unmarried men are well aware of the degree of their responsibility and often reflect on everything that concerns their personal life.
- Bad habits are equally common to both bachelors and married people. Statistics show that marriage has no effect on the number of smokers or the tendency to alcoholism.
- Fear of long-term relationships among bachelors is also a controversial issue. Most often, this is not fear at all, as psychology shows. Why are men lonely? Most often, this is a manifestation of reflection: a person understands that alone he is happier and more successful than he would be in marriage.
Why does a woman need a man in the long term?
Meanwhile, for women the situation looks completely different. From childhood, girls are raised in this way: you are a future mother, wife and housewife. They are instilled with the idea that a successful marriage is the goal of life, that this will solve all financial problems. As a result, from a young age, the lion's share of a girl's life is occupied by romance and the search for a future husband.
The modern world forces us to say goodbye to these illusions very cruelly. A woman is not a princess or a queen, and she must learn to earn her own living. The longer she builds illusions that a handsome prince will marry her and her life will be filled with a pleasant pastime, the worse she will do for herself. The reality is that the institution of marriage has changed and will never be the same.
Psychological portrait of a man who is a housekeeper, a good father and a faithful husband
Such a man has a number of qualities and habits:
- He is not comfortable being alone.
- He feels a constant need to pour out his soul to someone.
- He often thinks about old age, illness, and his own weakness.
- Many of his friends are married.
- He is not prone to sexual excesses.
- He believes in romantic love and is confident that feelings can overcome all everyday problems.
Does it make sense in modern society to bind oneself to marriage?
This question regularly arises before any bachelor. Unfortunately, in our society, women need marriage more than men. And an explanation for this fact was given above. From their youth, girls are prepared for the fact that she will be married - to a husband, as if behind a stone wall. Only now more and more men are realizing that they don’t need such a burden.
As a result, women use all sorts of methods and tricks to persuade a man to marry. The psychology of single men is such that they are quite experienced and intelligent people. So women's tricks, as a rule, are completely useless. And some bachelors openly laugh, and even share their stories on thematic forums about what this or that “special” woman came up with in an attempt to lure him into the web of marriage.