Status for dating a man

Let me know who you need

In a few lines you can express what you expect from your future chosen one. To successfully meet a man on the Internet, set a beautiful status. For example, one of the proposed ones.

I dream of meeting an optimist who believes in love and loves life!
Come quickly, I’m already freezing to wake up every morning without your hugs...
It’s difficult to find the key to my heart, because I often change the locks for preventive purposes.
I'm looking for a strong, brave and persistent) Mama's boys and whiners, please don't worry.
Getting new guys every time is not for me. I prefer to have just one every night)
I want to love and be loved, to become someone’s mother and wife. To feel happy when you return home in the evening...
I don’t care what kind of score I’ll be with you... The main thing is that I’ll be the only one.
If there is no love without pain, then let my chosen one be worthy of my pain!
It's a pity to waste your life on fleeting hobbies. I want it for real and forever.
My tenderness would be enough for the whole world. But I will give it to the only one.
Winter is coming soon. People shouldn't have to endure the cold alone. Let's keep each other warm.
I am convinced that the sexiest thing in a man is his brain. That's why I need a smart guy.
I urgently need a wizard who will fulfill my deepest desire: to find my soul mate!
I want to believe that there are still real men in this world!
A crazy woman is looking for a crazy man to go crazy together for the rest of her life!
I don’t pretend to be a beauty queen, but I have charm and charisma)
You can prove me wrong. But you can’t convince me of this)
Only a man who has everything in order with centimeters can judge a woman by her kilograms.
A beautiful lady is looking for the knight of her heart.

Original phrases for meeting girls

Pretty girls know their worth, so they like to be conquered. Where does the conquest of a pretty female begin? Since meeting! If on the street a guy approaches a girl he likes and asks, hesitantly or confidently: “Girl! I can meet you!” What does he hear most often in response? - No! Because this answer comes naturally to a beautiful and proud girl. To avoid being rejected right away, you need to intrigue the girl (woman) or make her laugh with a funny phrase. This is the beginning of what is now called the very fashionable word PICKUP (Pickup rules or acquaintance for the purpose of seduction)

So, original phrases for dating:

“Could you smile, it’s dark outside.” (Any girl will melt) - How do you manage to do this?.. Look so good. (100% version) - How lovely! Are these your legs? - Why did you stop smiling, I just started to fall in love?! — Haven’t young people crawled at your feet before? - Can I look at you?..

- You are so beautiful that I forgot the phrase with which I wanted to approach you. (Definitely disarms the girl)

— Have you turned off many people today? I've only got three so far. Well, the arrogant girls have gone. - You must have been the ringleader. At least you really turn me on. - Do you need a husband? (“No!” - “Oh, then I’ll come to you!”) - You’re so cool that I’m ready to drink the bath water after you! “Hey, do you think we’ll be like a young, dynamic couple?” — Girl, are you interested in cute unmarried guys? No, I'm not talking about myself, I'm talking about a friend. His girlfriend is a bitch and left him. Aren't you a bitch? - Walk past her, then turn around sharply and ask: “Didn’t you just pinch my butt?.. No?.. Damn it!” It’s a pity...” - Do you look at everyone like that or only at those you like? - Why are you looking at me as if your parents had gone to the dacha? - Who do you think likes whom more: you or me? (Presumptuous, so look at the girl) - Help me go left! (Rough, but it might work) - Is it okay that I come to you with such a smart look? - Stop! We stared at each other so much that we forgot to introduce ourselves. Let's try again. (This is if the girl really stares) - Your dress looks great on you, but it would look better on the floor of my bedroom. (Suitable only for real womanizers) - Could you wake me up tomorrow morning with a call to your cell phone, otherwise I’m afraid to oversleep.

- Your most beautiful place is dirty. (Very intriguing) - Girl, can you tell me how to get to your heart? - I looked in the dictionary for a synonym for the word “beautiful” - your name was there too... - Girl, I’m looking for a partner... for dancing. Allow me to study you more carefully. — And by chance, you don’t have my book?.. No? Yes, I gave it to someone to read, and to whom... I only remember that someone was very nice! - What will you do this evening after we meet you? — Shall we talk, or will we continue to wink at each other? “Did you happen to see that my white horse wasn’t running through here five minutes ago?” “You smiled so beautifully that I forgot where I was going.” - You are so sad... Can I take away your sadness? I need it for experiments. - Unfortunately, now I don’t have time to melt your cold gaze, but I can call you in the evening. — What is your shoe size?.. I have 45. Well, we met! — Girl, what time do you think is appropriate to be late? - Hello! Today we are lucky... - Girl, please call an ambulance! Cupid just shot me! - Hello! Did you recognize?.. I didn’t recognize you right away either. - Let me walk you home. At least with a glance. - I have an unusual question for you - what should you say to a girl in order to get a slap in the face?.. - Girl, excuse me, aren’t your legs tired?.. You can’t get out of my head all the time. - Girl, do you believe in love at seventh sight? - Girl, I liked you so much that I’ve been following you for three stops already... Do you mind if we sit down and rest a little? — Girl, you don’t know how to get to the Eiffel Tower? — Girl, do you know what’s good about Tefal cookware? Because it can hit someone on the head who is very tired of it, and since you don’t have this valuable utensils now, I decided to find out your name and ask for your phone number. - Do you play drums?.. No... Me too! Look how much we have in common, let's - Sorry, I forgot my phone number. Can you lend me yours? - You know, after a long search, I finally found a cafe where you and I can have a wonderful time. - Do you have a thread to start our relationship right here? - Girl, do you have a compass? What about the hourglass? I don't think it's worth asking about the barometer. - Girl, your help is urgently needed!.. The fact is that I am going to drown. And your eyes are perfect for this. “The only thing your eyes didn’t tell me was your name.” - I'm a newcomer. Can you tell me how to get to your house? - I noticed that you noticed me, and I would like to notice that I noticed you too. - Girl, don’t you know why the lens is round, but the photos come out square? (before that, you can ask to take a photo of you) - Giving a girl a flower: “I really wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are...” - Do you know what this street is ( station, square, carriage) is different from all the others?.. Here I met you... - If you think that I am going to meet you, then you are mistaken - I also want to invite you on a date! - Girl, you don’t know whether the New Year will be this year or next? - Girl, over there, do you see that young man? So he doesn’t know yet, doesn’t know yet... What’s your name?.. And mine is Misha. So, that young man still doesn’t know that we just met. - You know, I have absolutely no idea what I should say in order to get to know you, but let’s better imagine that I’ve already said all this. - Girl, did you sleep well yesterday? And didn’t even toss and turn? But I couldn’t sleep all night waiting for our meeting. — Girl, do you have plush toys at home? Me too! Let's introduce them. - I bet you are a stubborn person... I read in one magazine that girls who wear round earrings/red pants/green bags/whatever else are very stubborn individuals. (Most people consider themselves stubborn, so it’s very easy to start a conversation.) - Could you tell me which direction I should go to meet a girl who is ATTRACTIVE AND SMART at the same time? There? (pointing in one direction) There? (pointing in the other direction) Or stay here (smile)? - Hello. I agree…

- Don’t you remember me, I lived next door? No? And it’s not surprising - after all, I never lived next to you. Maybe we have everything ahead? - Hello, I'm your dream. - Having come close enough to the girl, you can stand for a minute or two with the air of a person thinking about something of his own, and then stun the unfortunate girl with an innocent question: - Girl! Can I hold on to you, otherwise your beauty makes my legs give way - When I get old, I will remember the brightest moments of my life: the day my children were born, the day of my wedding, and the day I met you. - Please remind me what I was wearing the last time I saw you? - Can you tell me the time?.. How about free time? - Girl, do you meet young and attractive people? - Hello, Vera! (You come up and hug him tightly). How long have I not seen you! (Kiss her) Wow, how you have changed! (She, not understanding anything, answers: “I’m not Vera.”) What? My God, you even changed your name! - Girl, wait! You seem to have lost something!.. I don’t see your smile anywhere!! Oh, no! Here I have found it!! - Girl, kiss me if I’m wrong, but it seems your name is Evdokia? - Girl, do you know what I just saw? I saw one young man who had just met a girl. And literally after five minutes of conversation they communicated as if they had known each other for 100 years. By the way, you know how the young man started the conversation. He said: “Do you know what I just saw?..” - Girl, forgive me, weren’t you hit by a shrapnel?.. You just broke my heart as you passed by. I thought, what if I caught your attention? — You approach the girl with a smile: “Girl, lend your hand, I’ll tell you what you have on it.” If she reaches out, you take her hand, actively touch it, and with huge eyes and a surprised voice: “Amazing!.. It’s all in your fingers!” — Such a beautiful girl should have a beautiful phone number! - After trying for a long time to catch his eye, smiling: “Why are you looking at me so intently?” She: “I’m not looking at you.” “Okay, why don’t you look at me?..” - The girl is standing with her back to you. You take out a piece of thread about 30 centimeters long from your pocket and pretend that you are removing it from the girl’s shoulder. Here you can say the phrase: “How long has this been hanging on you?” — If a girl is wearing sunglasses with mirrored lenses, then you can ask her to use them as mirrors (to comb her hair, for example). — If a girl is reading a book, then give her a beautiful bookmark with a picture of a nice animal or flower; at worst, a leaf from a tree will do, with the words: “I noticed that your book doesn’t have a bookmark, so I decided to give it to you.” It seems to me that this bookmark suits your book very well.” If she has a bookmark, you just need to offer a more beautiful option. - How did you know I was here? “It was very interesting which of us would smile wider.”

- Can I look at your profile? Thank you. You have one of the most beautiful profiles I've ever seen in my life. “Can you forgive yourself... if I don’t get to know you?” - If you are afraid of being sent when trying to meet someone, then approach twenty girls with the goal of being sent and try very hard! What are you afraid of - that you will be sent or that you will not be able to be sent? If girls ask, just say so: “My friend said that being sent by a girl is very difficult. I bet with him for 20 rubles, so you can help me earn money for beer. But I ask you - the message must be of high quality, I will record it on a voice recorder.” — While next to the girl, inflate a balloon, write or draw with a marker what you want, and solemnly hand it over. - Shake off her shoulder, sleeve, back (but not butt) and say: “Now you look even better. I am Alexander". — You hand the girl a piece of paper with the words “Please read it, otherwise I can’t see well.” On the piece of paper is the text “I really like you, and I suggest we get to know you. My name is...” - You appear in front of the sitting girl and say: “I’ll be right up.” And you disappear, after which you appear again, but as an old acquaintance of hers. — You look at the girl and smile, trying to provoke a response. If she doesn't smile, stick out your tongue and smile again. — You buy soap bubbles and blow them towards the girl, not forgetting to smile. Then you can go up and give them to her with the words: “Now it’s your turn.” - You ask the question: “Girl, what’s wrong with you?” After her surprise: “Now, here...” You take out your mobile phone, take a picture of her and show her the picture. “See?” She will be even more surprised. You answer, smiling: “HOW??!?? There’s no smile on your face!?!!” — You rip out a simple flower BY THE ROOT, go up to a girl or a group of girls and say: “This is a flower, and I am Sergei.”

In transport

“Didn’t you just pinch me?” -Girl: Are you going out? You: If you invite, then yes. - I can’t reach the handrail - can I hold on to you? “I saw such a crowd of people three times in my life: at the carnival in Rio de Janeiro, during student unrest in Cambridge and in Bondarchuk’s film “War and Peace.” - They don’t put much pressure on you?.. Do you know why? Because I'm holding them all back. Now I know how fish feel in a tin can. - Please stamp my brains with your name and phone number. - Girl, you know today is a big holiday, like an anniversary! A holiday means that I have the pleasure of riding on the same tram with you, and an anniversary means this is the tenth time. How about going to “...” to celebrate this cause? (go for a walk...) - I just thought that if it weren’t for your smiling face, which I see every morning, I would probably quit my job and stay at home. - Is it okay if I stare at you from up close, and not from across the bus? “You see how good we are at fighting for our balance.”

At the bus stop

— Girl, can you tell me how long ago the required bus left? — Girl, what do you think is the best trolleybus door to enter (which tram car to go in)? “Excuse me, can you tell me which bus is best to take?” “No, I suggest not to miss such a wonderful moment and get to know each other right now!”

In the underground

- Why do you always get off at the same stop as me? -Have you ever met an interesting young man on the subway? — Do you want me to give you a ride on the escalator? - Excuse me, but if I get into the first carriage, will I get to the Borovitsky Gate station? What if I sit in the last one? What if together with you? — Can you tell me where the dining car is? In the store - Can you recommend a book for a friend in the hospital? - You probably know. I bought pasta, but I have no idea what to do with it... Is it possible for me to always consult with you? — Can you tell me where men's tights with holes for hair are sold here? — (In line) Doesn’t it bother you that there’s a handsome single guy standing behind you? — [Counting change] Girl, how much is your smile worth?

In the cafe

Sorry, I have a little problem here. Do you see that table over there?.. There are too many lonely chairs around it. How about you join me? Girl, would you like me to treat you to a French cake or Turkish coffee?

In the museum

— Would you hang this picture in your home? - If I had a million dollars, I would buy you this painting. — In my opinion, this is a portrait of your great-great-great-grandmother.

In the elevator

“Aren’t you afraid of staying in a stuck elevator with a maniac like me?” - You don’t know if this elevator goes to heaven?

In room

- It seems to me that you are a creative person... - Do you believe in love at first sight or should I enter again?

In the dark

- Do you meet in the dark? And under the lantern? - You are beautiful?

On the beach

- Girl, help me squeeze out your swimming trunks, please... - Girl, I see you swim so well, could you watch me, otherwise I don’t know how to swim at all. Ice cream and coffee as a thank you. - Please give me your glasses, otherwise my swimming trunks have sunk. — You look very sexy in fins and a mask! - Please look after my things while I bathe. - Girl, teach me how to eat watermelon, huh? Otherwise I can’t. I eat the crust and I’m already full. - Young woman! Be so kind as to stop walking past that old man with your hips swaying. He's already had two heart attacks! Better walk past me, I have a strong heart. - Girl, would you like me to guess what you have under your swimsuit? (Risky!) - Girl, can I sleep on your lounger? Don’t get up, don’t get up!.. (even more risky) - Girl, where is the sand you walked on? I'll run and kiss him. If you want, I’ll kiss this asphalt for you! I’ll kiss any trash for your sake, even your girlfriend and your husband! (this will make a girl laugh a hundred pounds, and that’s already half the battle) - Girl! Don't pass by. Then the men are even worse! In a place that is not very suitable for meeting someone, for example, in a queue to a paid dry toilet: - Have you ever met a girl in the toilet? SMS wishes Good night to your beloved girlfriend, wife

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Brevity is the soul of wit

There is no need to write poems, otherwise your profile will get lost among hundreds of others. The ideal option for meeting men on the Internet is short but witty statuses.

Turn off my brain and turn on my heart...
Shameless, but beautiful.
I want to become the author of your smile.
My dream: to become someone's dream.
I'll intoxicate your mind and make your heart beat faster.
I will charm you, I will enchant you, I will steal your heart!
I can’t promise heaven, but I definitely won’t create hell.
I’m like salt: it’s not sweet with me, but without me it’s not tasty.
I am the future cause of your happiness.
I want to find the only one and lose my mind!
I cannot be understood, but I can be felt.
Everyone is looking for a better man, and I am looking for mine.
It may be embarrassing with me... But it’s fun)
I look at the world as a realist, but my heart believes in miracles.
Not a marshmallow, but I want to be covered in chocolate.
To whomever I haven’t answered, don’t hold it against me. Better keep your distance)
Give me wings and you will never know what “horns” are.
I will charm you with my virtues and drive you crazy with my vices...
All girls want to be loved. I want to be loved by my loved one.
I don't like planning. But in improvisation I have no equal!
I don't strive for perfection. Let the ideal strive for me.
Perhaps the sound of your voice will become my favorite music.
Rather than choosing what is available, it is better to win what is worthy!
I need a man who needs someone like me.
If a man needs me, then he will always come first for me.
Look into my eyes if you are not afraid to see little devils there.
Love can be fake, but hate is always sincere.
I don't need vows of love. You can make me happy silently)
Why re-educate or teach me? Love it the way it is.
With many people you can get on a first-name basis. And with only one thing – “we”.
I will warm your heart, like Gerda, making it beat faster.
Let's taste love...
I have only one drawback - the absence of a loved one.
Love is needed like air. I want to take a deep breath...

It's easier for the world to just give me a good guy, otherwise I'll start exterminating everyone else.

The ideal woman should never fall for just anyone. Warn about this in the “looking for a relationship” status.

What a pity that I have to imagine the guy and not see him with my own eyes. This is even worse than a long distance relationship!
Who needs a pretty girl? You just have to care, love and appreciate!
It seems to me that before Contact we were not actively searching. We were just looking for guys or girls.
They fall in love with the soul, but you can’t imagine how much you want a guy with a bisukha :3
Looking for a guy with money is mercantile, but looking for a guy with purpose is reasonable.
If you are actively searching, don’t sit and be stupid, but rather write to me. Look: I’m also in active...
I don’t see a worthy gentleman around yet. But how you want to fall in love. Just no memory!
Guys, remember how you went everywhere when I was in a relationship? So, now I want the same!
Whatever happened before, but now I’m already free, but still young and beautiful!
I won't say that I'm bad. And not because it’s not true, but because I’m afraid of scaring off guys :3
I am an absolutely complete girl, but I would still like to find half.
Girls, maybe someone is selling a guy? Hair color is not important as long as you have a good character?
They say you don’t have to look for love: it will find you on its own. But when will she fucking find me?!
And who knows, maybe you are my love? And you sit, stare at this status, and do nothing...
There can never be too many gay guys. There are too few beautiful girls.
You want a girl who knows how to cook and clean. I just want a handsome guy!

What is status for a dating site?

Status is a special expression that denotes your unique state at a given moment in time. Also, status can mean your condition not only at a specific moment, but also in general during the period you are on a dating site. The status is visible to other users who view your profile. It is believed that status is the main thing that those who visit your profile pay attention to first. Therefore, neglecting its significance means losing a potential audience.

They can love you only for your literate status!

Below you will find cool statuses for meeting girls, statuses for meeting a guy on the Internet, interesting and unusual. And also the latest statuses that no one else has yet!

Cool statuses for meeting a girl on the Internet

Our magazine has already talked about an article on what to write to a girl on a dating site. After reading it, you can find your soul mate. But in order to make a good impression on her, you need to take care of your status in advance. otherwise it will be too late later! Therefore, choose your status more carefully (girls are shy and distrustful people):

Love fills life with meaning, and with the emergence of meaning in life, the future necessarily appears!
In a love triangle, one corner is always obtuse!
A man chases a woman until she catches him!
Women complain about the lack of strong men! But where do they come from if there are no weak women around?

When you feel bad, a strong man will help you, and a weak man will pretend that he is even worse
Don't lose the worthy... for the sake of the affordable
A friend is a relative we have chosen!
A girl is like an expensive car - if you leave it unattended, it will be stolen!