Phrases by Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky
The collection includes quotes and phrases from Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky:
I speak purely - the norms of the Russian language.
There was a good journalist, John Reed, who made a report, died, and was buried.
I am who I am. This is my beauty.
I dream of being a nobody for a hundred days. One hundred days to completely forget everything. Like a homeless person, throw your padded jacket over there and lie in the sun.
Saddam Hussein did not give me a single dinar. If he gave it, I would take it.
Brilliant quote from Zhirinovsky: The best weapon is a different point of view.
I speak my position, I criticize the Kremlin from the other side.
There is no such theoretical justification for having children. It happens on its own.
Whose tea? Who drank tea? Did Zyuganov drink? Replace.
Why do cows go crazy? From British democracy.
All our political leaders passed away mainly through death.
After the pension was accrued to the former president, the average pension in the Russian Federation increased sharply...
So does Jacques Chirac. Let him come here and sit in the ward between IVs and see how Russian doctors know how to treat. We cure all diseases.
The president must be elected for 20 years. And for people like Yavlinsky and Zyuganov, I would generally set a zero term.
For me, working as a governor is like switching from a Mercedes to a bicycle.
There will probably be a celebration, a banquet. Please invite us, we will come. I’ll have a sandwich with black caviar, Reshulsky with red caviar, Mironov with herring...
Only Russian songs make the planet cry.
A patriot should not defend lies.
What is Azerbaijan? I'll translate it into Russian for you. “Azer” - “khazer denizi” - Caspian Sea, “Badja” - region. That is, people living on the shores of the Caspian Sea. In Russian - Caspians. What, nationality, or what? Caspians, people living there. We say Volga region, but there we have Mari, Tatars, Bashkirs. And the principle is the Volga region, Vologda region, Pskov region...
Life is given to a person once, and he needs to live it in the city of Sochi.
I really hope that on May 30 you will elect me as governor and that you will have a joyful summer of ’99.
Nowhere does it say what to do during the singing of the anthem - stand, lie down or crawl. We must love our homeland.
I’m talking about reality - that otherwise society will perish... The ideal option, of course, is for there to be an Orthodox tradition. But all Orthodox traditions have been destroyed - what can we do? There are none! Where do you see traditions? When a woman dominates society and family. When there is constant drunkenness, debauchery, corruption, dirt everywhere... How can society be preserved in such conditions? Not everyone wants war either. But it arises as a consequence of contradictions and clashes. Fine. Let there be no polygamy, but where will 10 million women get husbands? If we have more women than men already. Well what are we going to do? We will die - but will we be Orthodox? I'm dying - but will I be Orthodox? Need to live! If it is necessary to remove religion altogether - but so that people can live... They have destroyed our religion - what to do now? We must save the country!
They all have children abroad. And children of Stalin and Khrushchev. And Brezhnev's children have gone crazy.
We in the Duma vote for whatever laws we want!
I don't count coffins. I like the maternity hospital better.
Quotes from Zhirinovsky are often very funny sayings: They give me everything. They gave me a horse, but it was a bad one. He'll probably die.
I dream that Russian soldiers will wash their feet with the warm water of the Indian Ocean. So that there are recreation centers, camps for youth, sanatoriums, and dispensaries.
Every day 300 billion Russian money, dollars, work for someone else's economy.
I am the poorest deputy in Russia.
If McDonald's is a good place, why do our people die at 57?
As a child, I also thought that dry wine was a powder.
Restore the anthem, and the country will say: “No need for salaries.”
Meat is a very harmful product. People in the LDPR do not smoke or drink alcohol. Now we will also impose vegetarian food on members of the LDPR.
Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky (surname at birth - Eidelstein) is a Russian political figure, is the founder and chairman of the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia - LDPR. Statements, quotes and phrases by Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky.
Pearls of Zhirinovsky. The most epic pearls of Vladimir Zhirinovsky.
- enough tolerating this!
- if you don’t know how to lead a discussion, now I’ll lead the discussion!
- throw him out of here, the scoundrel, and shoot him there - in the corridor!
— life is given to a person once, and he needs to live it in the city of Sochi.
“Baghdad is your grave, George.”
— I am the poorest deputy in Russia.
- They all have children abroad. And children of Stalin and Khrushchev. And Brezhnev's children have gone crazy.
- a woman should sit at home, cry, mend and cook.
- nowhere does it say what to do during the performance of the anthem - stand, lie down or crawl. We must love our homeland.
- Saddam Hussein didn’t give me a single dinar. If I had given it, I would have taken it.
— all our political leaders passed away mainly through death.
- and you will never be able to achieve victory here. All the Arabs of the world, all the Muslims of the world, all of Eastern Europe, Moscow - everyone is against you. Moscow, Moscow does not want this war, and our president said it to you clearly, in Russian: “Don’t you dare shoot at Baghdad.” It's better to fuck around Tbilisi together.
— at night, our scientists will slightly change the gravitational field of the earth, and your country (USA) will be under water.
- everything towards terrorists should inspire hatred... a normal person will not grow a black beard, a drooping one!
- he is clean, young, full of strength and energy. We chose a virgin! (About Kiriyenko).
- whose tea? Who drank tea? Did Zyuganov drink? Replace.
- Yeltsin did a lot of bad things! Then he felt ashamed and died.
- I will arrest everyone who votes for Bogdanov!
- You and I will not accept anything! It’s disgusting for you and me to shit on the same field!
- I love children. They are stupid and don't understand anything. They can be deceived...by anything.
- Where did I get the Maybach? From Germany.
— arrest Prokhorov right here, I went to get the handcuffs.
- I will adopt you and put you in prison altogether.
— I am a leader by nature. I played Mozart.
— what meteorites? Nothing ever falls anywhere, the universe has its own laws, nothing will ever fall there just like that! What falls is done by people - warmongers and provocateurs!
Top bright quotes from Vladimir Zhirinovsky
Today, the leader of the LDPR faction, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, turns 75 years old, of which 28 years he has been a deputy of the State Duma and one of the most famous politicians in the country. “Duma TV” recalls some of the striking statements of the leader of the Duma faction.
About the fight against corruption
In order to combat corruption, it is necessary to strictly control officials, Vladimir Zhirinovsky is sure. Monitor your workplace, listen to calls, control accounts and document review time.
“Electronic tracking of document flow in any institution. If you don’t want to be followed, you have the right to resign from your position. Or rather, don’t come! Only 22% of citizens are ready to report bribes - they are afraid. Let's make sure they don't be afraid. Reported a million-dollar bribe - give him at least 50 thousand rubles. And they will run! They will line up to report.”
About elections based on party lists
In April, the LDPR law was signed on increasing the federal part of the list of parties in the State Duma elections from 10 to 15 candidates.
At the same time, the leader of the faction believes that elections to the State Duma should be held only on party lists. Single-mandate members do not raise the problems of their regions, he is sure.
“We always offered only according to party lists. Then there will be strong games, one, two, three. And districts are the path to separatism. The single-mandate member is silent! In the Duma, not once did a single-mandate member come out and say: my region, my region... Not once. Everyone is silent. Everything is under the governor’s thumb.”
About “laws for centuries”
In 2021, the State Duma, on the initiative of Vladimir Zhirinovsky, changed the working order: on Tuesdays, the working day of parliamentarians increased by an hour, and as part of the “ten-minute meeting” on Thursdays, only faction leaders can have the floor.
“We, the LDPR faction, advocate for all deputies to be able to speak from the podium at plenary sessions, but there are 450 of us and we need to quickly adopt the laws we are working on. This is exactly what citizens expect from us. Over the course of 102 years, we have gone through so many laws, repealed some, adopted others - and in the end there is nothing good. Laws need to be passed so that they last for centuries.”
About the Constitution
On Constitution Day in 2021, the leader of the LDPR faction called the Basic Law the political passport of Russia.
“The Constitution regulates all spheres of our life: the form of government, a democratic, multi-party regime, secular character, all fundamental rights and freedoms. In fact, this is Russia’s political passport.”
About the former republics of the USSR
On Workers' Solidarity Day in 2021, Vladimir Zhirinovsky invited the former Soviet republics to join Russia.
“Our wish to all former Soviet republics: if you walk, that’s enough. It's time to go home. We will not give the name USSR again. There is already a name - the Russian Federation. Federation in Russian is an association. Let them join the Russian Federation directly. Tbilisi province, Yerevan, Baku, Kiev, etc. It’s voluntary—we won’t force anyone.”
On the reunification of Russia with Crimea and Sevastopol
The LDPR leader believes that after the collapse of the USSR, Crimea became the most painful loss for millions of Russians.
“March 16 can be compared with May 9. In May 1945, we overthrew the brown plague, and on March 16, 2014, the inhabitants of Crimea overthrew the Nazi regime of Ukraine.”
About the Great Victory
At the celebration of the 75th anniversary of Victory in the Great Patriotic War in 2020, Vladimir Zhirinovsky commented on the contribution of the Soviet Union to the victory over Nazi Germany.
In his opinion, all countries “fought a little bit somewhere,” but for the most part, European leaders immediately surrendered to Hitler and did not hold the line, as Moscow did.
“Such an episode, the whole planet was covered in blood! But the main battles were on the Eastern Front. Who crushed 600 divisions? The main thing is that they went to bed. What's there in Africa? It was possible to fight in Africa, in Sicily, maybe even. The main thing is - Berlin-Moscow! This is the direction. Who stopped all this, burned it, freed and fed everyone? Our Russian army did all this, so everyone will always be grateful.”
About “linguistic genocide” in relation to Russia
In March, Vladimir Zhirinovsky said that Russia must increase its influence on other countries in the field of culture, since in many of them the Russian language is becoming a peripheral language, and Russian-speaking citizens are effectively outcasts where they live. And this becomes official state policy there, which Russia must fight, because this is unacceptable.
“We must further increase interaction with all former Soviet republics, but always set the condition - respect and protection of Russians and the Russian language. Let Russians receive local passports, restrictions on participating in elections, getting a job, and so on will be lifted. And no one is closing Russian television, radio, newspapers and so on there. Then Russians will again be respected all over the world.”
About the humanization of criminal legislation
At a plenary meeting of the State Duma, where the Prosecutor General spoke, the leader of the LDPR noted that in Russia it is necessary to humanize criminal legislation and replace imprisonment with other types of punishment for those who have committed minor offenses.
“Why are there so few acquittals in Russia? Only 0.2%, while in other countries this figure reaches 20%! Yes, now we have fewer prisoners, half as many as in the United States, but in Tsarist Russia there were even fewer of them. Why are we sending half the country through prisons? Why do we have disabled people, children and women in prisons? Only murderers, rapists, drug dealers, major swindlers and thieves should be left behind bars; the rest should be given punishments that do not involve imprisonment. It is necessary to introduce more other measures of restriction of freedom: a written undertaking not to leave the place, a fine.”
About shortening holidays and a four-day week
Vladimir Zhirinovsky believes that the transition to a four-day working week will allow workers to increase their ability to work and find more time for family, culture, recreation and sports. He proposes to shorten the work week by shortening holidays and leaving only two official days off - January 1 and May 9.
“We did not come into this world to work hard day and night. We need to rest more."
He recalled that all countries have already reduced the working day, and Russia is the only one where they work 40 hours a week.
“I began to insist that Russian residents need a third day off many years ago. A shortened working week will not only protect the health of our citizens, but will also increase the efficiency of their work. Then our proposal was “borrowed” by both the World Health Organization and socio-political forces within Russia.”
Parting words to youth
Vladimir Zhirinovsky very often addresses young people and offers bold measures to support young professionals and families. He generally advocates securing 250 seats in the State Duma for young people from 21 to 40 years old and lowering the voting qualification to 16 years.
"Young people! Strive to achieve everything yourself. This strengthens character, will, and makes life easier in the future. If you make yourself, your life will bring you more satisfaction, you will be proud of yourself. I came to Moscow at the age of 17 with an empty suitcase, no one helped me, I myself became who I am. And my peers, for whom their parents worked, for whom they helped all the time, who were pulled - no one achieved anything, everyone is either in the grave or groaning, complaining about life. Look for yourself, be brave, decisive, don’t be afraid of anything and don’t be shy.”
Infodays
My mother is Russian, and my father is a lawyer. Of course, this is Vladimir Volfovich.
1. Yeltsin did a lot of bad things! Then he felt ashamed - and he died.
2. Everyone is stupid. Tired of it. The people are tired. To hell with all of it. Goodbye. Happy holiday! (After participating in the TV show The Weakest Link)
3. As a child, I also thought that dry wine was a powder.
4. And in the next elections, and until my death, I will participate in elections, I will even participate from the cemetery, and from there I will give you signals that I am lying there.
5. Sponsor young and talented composers? Fuckin' spring isn't enough for you?
6. Don't joke with war. There are other guys here. This is not Germany, this is not Afghanistan. George, your soldiers will be torn to pieces here. 250 thousand selected Iraqi soldiers! They will destroy everything. (Addressing US President George W. Bush)
7. All our political leaders passed away mainly through death.
8. Let's do our own thing, including contraceptives. Ours are ugly, but more durable and reliable.
9. Because of their greed, they will never understand that soon they won’t even give you a ruble for this piece of paper, but they’ll just punch you in the face!
10. In my life, it turned out that those who treated me well did not help me, but those who treated me poorly, on the contrary, somehow helped me.
11. Mother, she cannot teach her son much. Because she herself was not a boy.
12. No woman will ever say “enough is enough,” never! Be it in bed, at the table, or in the store.
13. A woman should sit at home, cry, mend and cook.
15. What meteorites? Nothing ever falls anywhere, the universe has its own laws, nothing will ever fall there just like that! What falls is done by people - warmongers and provocateurs!
16. Who drank tea? Whose tea? Did Zyuganov drink? Replace.
17. It is necessary to educate young people, to instill an aversion to corruption from youth. We need to work with families, with wives, because a wife and daughter are the first provocateurs...
18. “Kick him out of here, the scoundrel, and shoot him there - in the corridor!” (Zhirinovsky in relation to his opponent during a talk show)
19. Every year a criminal case is initiated against me, and every year the investigators come to the conclusion that I have not committed any illegal actions.
(paradoxical but true)
20. “All of you, the women of Maidan, have uterine rabies. If there had been no uterine rabies, there would have been no Maidan.” (About the reasons for the Maidan)
21. How do I relieve stress? So he ordered that we have cheap plates in all our offices. So that, if anything happens, you don’t feel sorry for beating them.
22. “Khrushchev promised communism - held the Olympic Games. Putin promises development - there will be Olympic Games again.” (About cyclicality in Russian history)
23. A normal person should live alone... At a distance, there are good relatives, a good wife and a good husband. But if we live together in the same apartment, it’s a madhouse.
24. After the pension was accrued to the former president, the average pension in the Russian Federation increased sharply...
25. Soon you will buy Chinese gasoline. And all our oil refineries will shut down. And you will still buy Chinese cars. And our car factories will collapse. Because they don't understand. Do not know how. They don't know.
- Interesting!
