Statuses about stupid men (guys) about stupid girls (women)

Dullness is annoying

Statuses about the stupidity of people are an opportunity to express your indignation at the surrounding reality.

I dream of building a spaceship and flying to a place where I no longer have to communicate with stupid people.
Stupidity is the cause of all troubles in our world. It is she, and not evil intent.
I thought that I would grow up and begin to understand smart adults. Increased. Didn't start. It seems that the point is that it is simply impossible to understand such stupidity.
Everyone sits on their gadgets, no one likes to read books anymore. Perhaps this is why the world is rapidly becoming dumber.
Thousands of years of development of civilization... Great inventions, amazing discoveries... But humanity still disappoints with its stupidity.
I think I'm starting to understand something. The number of people on the planet is constantly growing. And the total IQ remains constant. That's why we're getting stupid...
I'm not saying that I'm the smartest. I just want to say that at least I understand that I am smart enough not to act like a pig. It is a pity that not everyone is endowed with this quality.
Instead of developing our minds, we buy gadgets. It's a shame that most people have smart phones that are smarter than they are.
It seems like being stupid has become prestigious. But I'm damn old-fashioned.
Dumb people never have doubts. Do you doubt whether this status applies to you? Congratulations, you have taken the first step towards self-improvement.

Stupid dreams happen even in smart heads

You shouldn’t claim that not-so-intelligent people are right, since it will still remain with them. It is much more appropriate to look at statuses about stupid people.

Even a doctorate does not exclude the possibility that you will someday sneeze and hit a wall at the same time.
The stupidity of people who get used to their other halves is in the thoughts that this same half does the same...
Living with a stupid person is not so bad. But when he plans something, it’s a real disaster.
Not looking for the ideal person is not at all a sign of stupidity. But just the opposite.
I'm tired of waiting, let me be incredibly stupid: I'll write first.
If in a drunken state we called not the ex, but the future, we would be much smarter.
It’s worth paying attention to stupidity, but studying it in detail means generating other stupidity on your own.
Sometimes declaring your thoughts before analyzing them means setting yourself up for success. But remember that this happens extremely rarely.

Statuses about stupidity

People commit real stupidity when they are upset about what could have been better. Only they don’t understand the simple truth about how to be happy that things haven’t gotten worse.

The difference between a smart person and a fool is not in intelligence, but in imagination. A fool only repeats other people's stupidities, but a smart man invents only his own.

Most people make mistakes when they do the same stupid thing, but hope that the result will be completely different.

Nonsense with friends is the result of the life of psychopaths.

Best status: Cheerful people do such stupid things that even sad and sad people laugh at.

While you are too young, don’t do something stupid that could cost your life.

All the funniest stupid things are done in the world with a serious expression on their faces, hence the conclusion: smile!

Before you do something unwise, think carefully. But this process turns me on so much that I do double the unreasonable things.

Before you do something stupid and break up with her, think about whether you can still love someone like that, because love is a fickle feeling...

This is what we stumbled upon underwater in the Bermuda Triangle

There is nothing worse than stupidity...

Statuses about stupidity will help show the world that you are tired of feeling surrounded by people with whom there is nothing to talk about.

It's good to be a stupid person. After all, the less you know, the more soundly you sleep. But I never get enough sleep.
Do you feel like you are surrounded by stupid people? Maybe you don't think so.
Why is “fool protection” only built into technology and not built into my life?
It seems to me that the total IQ of those around us is gradually becoming a negative number.
Sometimes you want to explain to a person that he is stupid. But it just won't work. He still won't understand my explanations.
I'm surrounded by stupid people. And the ring gradually narrows.
Scientists have proven that the world is rapidly becoming stupid. I don’t even understand why they had to prove this, everything is obvious.
Has stupidity become fashionable? I didn't even notice the moment it happened.
For some reason, everyone complains about bad memory, but no one complains about not being able to think.
Many people use gray matter only to avoid carrying a spoon past their mouth. And that doesn’t always work out.
Sometimes I think there are substances added to tap water that lower IQ. Otherwise, I cannot explain what is happening around me.
Dumbness is a gift. How easy it is to live when you don’t think about anything...

About stupid colleagues

Meaningful statuses about stupid people can help hint to your colleagues that you are dissatisfied with their mental development.

You come to work and it’s like you find yourself in a forest. There are only stumps all around.
Everyone can only criticize other people's work. But you don’t have enough intelligence to do it well.
The dumber your colleagues, the greater your chances of becoming a boss. And a smart person will find its advantages in everything.
I want to conduct a test for stupidity among my colleagues. Only sometimes I’m afraid that they won’t cope with filling out the form.
In my opinion, there is an unspoken law in our personnel department: the stupider a person is, the more chances he has to get a job with us.
At work I feel like I’m working as a teacher in a kindergarten for children with special needs. Only I didn’t study to be a teacher.
The stupidity of the tasks set by management is balanced by the stupidity of some employees. Everything should be in complete harmony!
Some people are so stupid that they cannot even realize the extent of their stupidity.
Either I’m the only smart person at my job... Or everyone thinks to themselves in exactly the same way. And that's scary sometimes.
It seems that the bosses announced a competition for the stupidest employee and everyone decided to win the main prize.
I wonder if dullness also worsens during seasonal exacerbations?
I feel like a very smart person. And not because I really am like that. Just in contrast to some colleagues...

Does stupidity have a right to exist?

They say the human brain is limitless. But in our case we are talking only about boundless stupidity.
The ability to objectively assess one’s own capabilities and oneself is already a sign of intelligence, regardless of education.
Don't complain about failures. They alone can protect you from your own stupidity.
A stupid person can turn out to be right, just as a right person can turn out to be stupid.
In our society, it is generally accepted that madness committed in the name of love is not madness at all.
Trying and failing is experience; trying, failing and repeating is stupid.
A smart person remains that way because he is constantly evolving. A fool has no need for development; he knows everything anyway.
The more you try to change the people around you, the more human stupidity you have.

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