Funny quotes about sister and brother

How wonderful it is to have a brother!

Most often, statuses about a younger brother combine irony and at the same time love for this restless child. He can harm you, but at the same time remain sweet and loved.

How my younger brother got me, all the best is always for him, but for me only the best is for him.
My younger brother thinks I'm the best, so that's true. The child will not lie.
I have a guy who doesn’t care how I dress, whether I wear makeup or not - and this is my brother. He loves me no matter what I look like or what my mood is.
I know that my younger brother only asks if I want tea when he wants to ask me to brew it.
They were waiting for a sister, and a brother was born. Pfft... I wanted a girlfriend, but I have to put up with him.
My brother was only brought home from the maternity hospital yesterday, and he’s already drooling on my laptop!
Thanks to my brother, I learned to hide my tears, because all my childhood he teased me with his roar!
My requests are simple - I want to find a guy who is as economical as my dad, and as strong and handsome as my brother.
When I'm having a bad day, only my brother can cheer me up. “I would like your problems!” - says this wise six-year-old man.
If I take an apple that grows on a tree, then I will reach it. And if I beat my younger brother and take him away, I will achieve it. It's good to have a brother, he teaches me to achieve my goals.
As children, my brother and I often fought, but now we are best friends.
If only my brother would always be like in the photographs - handsome, smart. And most importantly - silent!

My brother has passed away, but, thank heavens, no one will take him away from my heart

Statuses about a brother who is no longer there: let the candles light up, and you are no longer with us now. But I want to have the courage to believe that we will meet someday.

I am ready to forgive you a lot, brother. But it’s not that you died so early.
Was it all worth the mother’s bitter tears? Brother, I beg you, come back...
Life is too cruel. You're gone and there's nothing more you can do about it.
I don’t know how to live further. You were more than a brother. You were truly a close person.
There is no longer separation or distance between us. There's an eternity between us now.
Just to endure it and not fall into the abyss. Brother, I miss you very much!
When you went to a place where there was no air, it became very difficult for me to breathe...
You left and left a void in your place. I don’t know how I can live with her.
A person cannot be alive forever. But, probably, except for one of my brothers.
I wait for you in every dream, every night. Please come.

With meaning and love to the dearest

Regardless of your brother's age, you will still love him. You can express your feelings on a social network with a status. Quotes about loving your brother are perfect to express your feelings towards him before his birthday. They are installed to please a loved one.

No matter what he does, he will always remain my brother.
Only a brother is worthy of the strongest love; no one can replace his place in my heart.
The main thing is that everything is fine for my brother, I will give everything for that.
You can call a friend a brother, but he will never become one.
When my brother was born, I had one more meaning in life.
A brother is a lifelong friendship.
My brother and I, although we don’t look alike, are two sides of the same mirror.
My brother is not always an angel, but I pour out my soul only to him.
My brother is my blood, love and support.
I desperately want a younger brother, I’ll even come up with a name for him myself.
I don't believe in God, but I have a brother and he is my guardian angel.
My brother and I are of the same blood, and this is forever.
The best gift my parents gave me is my younger brother, he will stay with me forever.
The most beautiful thing in the world is a brother in joy, and the worst thing is that he is sad.
You can talk a lot about love and unity, prove what it is. But it’s impossible to say in words what I truly feel for you, brother!
For my brother’s happiness, I’m easily ready to give up mine.

Children's poems about Brother

We quarreled with my brother: He hid the book from me. He put it in the chest of drawers and won’t let me look at it. I shout: “It’s not too early to argue with me here!” I’m still older than my brother by fourteen minutes! “Quickly open the chest of drawers for me!” He blocked the passage and pushed me into the bargain. I almost cry from anger. Oh, we guys grappled and hissed like a pair of snakes. I decided: I will leave my brother, Someone must be smarter! My brother did a stand like in boxing. I said, "I'm leaving!" He ran away and lay down on the bed, turned away and lay down. My brother came up to me. “Leave me alone!” - I say. The brother holds out the book: “I’m giving it to you.”

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to my brother , We never explained: Like, don’t be afraid, our baby, In fairy tales, everything is make-believe. And, imagine, because of the book, our little brother has become a coward. His brother is afraid to walk in the forest, He is afraid of getting lost. If we approach the Christmas tree, Brother asks: “Are there any wolves here?” - No, there are no wolves here. - Do geese and swans fly? - No geese, no swans. - And the angry Barmaley? My brother is too afraid of everything. Maybe books are harmful?

My older brother is very big. He went to school in the fall. He writes himself, reads himself - knows everything in the world. He recently told me how the planets move, and why the thunderstorm thunders when summer comes. Who draws sparkling patterns on the window at night, And how the fluffy snow managed to Cover the whole city. The brother knows how the world works, but in vain he believes that Santa Clauses are a myth, They don’t exist in life. But who brought me the treasured gift under the tree? Only Santa Claus and Mom knew the desire... In secret.

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I am very, very proud of my brother, and I will happily admit this to everyone again! We have known each other since birth and have been friends since childhood, so we really need each other! Thank you for being kind and smart, responsive, reliable, beautiful and strong! You are ready to help and glad to understand me, You are the best and most devoted brother!

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Brother

I am terribly happy for my brother, He will play with me. And although I am the younger brother, he respects me. The older brother is the best, He knows how to make a goat, He is big - almost like mom, And like dad, he is the bravest! Mom says: he is noisy, a restless boy... So what! But he is smart: He read me a book yesterday! He knows how to eat from a spoon AND drive a bike! When I grow up a little, I’ll go to school with him! And let everyone around them know: He is obedient and good, He is my best friend, I will be like him!

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Poem about big brother

So that my older brother would not have a boring life, I had to be born three years ago. He cried without me, probably on the sly, because there was no one to share the chocolate with. And it’s sad and tight in the children’s room, And it’s bitter to “master” the corner without a friend... Now, I think, he’s happy - there are two of us! I won’t leave him alone for a moment. I won’t let him be bored for even a minute. Making up for five years is no joke, brothers. My parents, by the way, are also happy - Now I don’t need to buy a horse... Calling, if I’m aching and there are tears in my eyes: “You, Harmfulness, quickly get on your back!” I give my brother a rest for this (Almost for nothing - for two or three candies). I’ll reward Him with excellent sore throat, cough and fever and... we’ll get sick together. I may not be a gift, but I love my brother. I’ll go and kiss him now!

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I 'll tell you about my brother. Even though he is only a year old, he reads a book to himself and sings songs. He doesn't need toys, but why play at all? Our little brother loves to help Mom and Dad. He took a pan from the cupboard and wanted to cook something. The only problem is that dad won’t let me pour water. He drags a broom from the pantry. He sweeps - beauty! Soon, to everyone's surprise, the house will be clean. What a worker! They are surprised all around. He knocks just like a carpenter with a real hammer. Satisfied behind the wheel - Driving is simple and easy! Only the steering wheel is a little huge and the pedals are far away. The whole day in business, in worries and does not get tired at all. Maybe he'll go to work tomorrow instead of dad?

Why is he so handsome! - Who does he look like? Dad says: - On mom! Very nice looking. Mom says: - On dad! The boy has a smart look. Both grandmothers give in to each other for an hour: Your grandson looks like you, don’t argue! What are you doing, my darling? I sit alone like a mouse: Let my relatives have fun... I know that my brother was born just like me!

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My little brother

He imitates me in everything - Like me, he gets up early. We brush our teeth and sing, and splash under the tap. When I paint a parade on paper, My younger brother draws with me Salute, balloons and flags. When I go into the garden with a shovel, And my brother, grabbing the shovel, Runs with me and digs a garden bed in the garden. He gets tired faster than me, but he doesn’t lag behind me. When I want to read, He will also sit next to me, and the two of us, shoulder to shoulder, read a book with my brother. I argue with my mother sometimes, Even though I’m not stubborn, Then my brother too - that’s the problem! – He stubbornly argues with his mother. Like me, he doesn’t like to sleep during the day. Like me, he loves to fight. If so, you will have to become better - After all, I am an example for my brother.

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The tiny little man in his mother’s arms is so cute, I would let him hold it! Fists are like apples, Fingers are like reeds, Lips are folded into a bow - Cute picture! White blouse, White pants, Shoes with polka dots, Smile, brother!

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Children's rhyme about Brothers

My brother and I share toys: Pistols, tanks, cannons. But we have one gun, Brother shouts: “It’s mine!”

In order not to get into trouble here, We had to disarm. We made peace with our brother, and went to the shooting range with him to shoot.

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Cool poem about brother

I am incredibly rich: I have a brother in my life, I don’t care about troubles, squabbles, I always have a shoulder nearby! And I want to say again Brother - my own blood, Before the people and people, My brother and I - we are not alone! We are together, and it will be so, It is easier for us to carry our banner. As children we played together and looked for adventures. Having found adventures, Having come for payment, Both received equally, So we studied the world! If life teaches you today, Brother, dear, hold on. If it gets worse a hundred times, Together we will break through again, brother!

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Poem about the birth of a brother

Brother is born! Brother is born! I am terribly happy, and dad is happy. Of course, you can push your sister in a stroller around the yard, Of course, you can play war and Glavmosstroy with your sister, But still, I’m very glad that I had a brother, And not just some sister... In short - hurray!

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Dad brought the package, Dad asked me a question: “Waited or not? Happy or not happy? Meet me: this is my brother!” Yes, of course, I was waiting for you! I collected all the toys, To show my brother, To play with my brother... And now I put it back: Well, what kind of brother is this?! Smaller than a teddy bear This new little brother. How to understand all this? Who will I have to play with? Mom laughed: “Let him grow up a little.” Mom and Dad left, and we were alone with the bundle. I bent down lower - He grabbed his finger... He held the finger, seemed glad! I whispered: “Well, hello, brother!”

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Brother is a useful thing

They tell me: “This must be boredom - They’re always asking to keep an eye on my brother!” Brother is a very useful thing, you just need to know how to use it. Even if we can’t go on the attack with him - He doesn’t know how to walk yet - But we can turn into a dog, To make a puppy out of a brother. If I'm in the lead in a car race, Brother is constantly crawling behind me, If I'm floating into the ocean on a piece of cardboard, Brother is a shark that grabbed the raft. In general, this is a simple science. For those who don’t believe, I can explain: Brother, guys, it’s a great thing, The main thing is to know how to apply it.

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Poem about little brother

I read books to my little brother. About a kitten and a dog. He doesn't listen, however. How to raise Fedya? I'll play with him at school! You are a first grader, Fedyusha, I am a teacher, and listen, a student must sit and look at the teacher. And change will come, Run as much as you want boldly! But, as I began to read, Fedechka was getting ready to sleep! He says that he needs quiet time now! What can I say here? He's used to sleeping with fairy tales! After all, he is only three years old! Let him grow up a little.

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Poem about big brother

The older brother is the best, He knows how to make a goat, He is big - almost like mom, And like dad, he is the bravest! Mom says: he is noisy, a restless boy... So what! But he is smart: He read me a book yesterday! He knows how to eat from a spoon AND drive a bike! When I grow up a little, I’ll go to school with him! And let everyone around them know: He is obedient and good, He is my best friend, I will be like him!

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Please sympathize, guys - We won’t share our mother and brother. My brother wanted a song, but a fairy tale is more interesting to me. Why does mom always have one program for two? And you have to endure - Singing songs with your brother.

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Younger brother

Here he is, small, desirable, and even a little strange: both snub-nosed and slightly red-haired. I sit closer to him and look, and he is Alyoshka. He looks a little like me and looks like his grandmother. How good my brother is! I'm attached to his crib, and he's happy to see me too. He snores a little sweetly and my little brother grows.

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Good for me - Mom brought the doll! This doll is groovy, absolutely life-like - the eyes close, the arms rise, the legs unbend, the mouth opens. Even the voice is heard - either crying or laughing. Mom told me - Anya, look at Lala. You, daughter, have grown up, and now you must help. I tried to help. To make the doll fall asleep, I rocked the stroller and told the doll a fairy tale. They turned it around. The doll is crying. But it's simple - boy! Dad strokes the head - Meet me, this is my brother.

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Mal Artyomka is my little brother. I love him most of all. When he cries, I’ll give him a pacifier and rattle him with a rattle. In the morning, as soon as the sun rises, I immediately run to it. He will smile in the crib, He will tell me: “Aha! Agu!” On a walk, we push the stroller slowly with our mother, in the evening we read a fairy tale and give the baby a bath. Grow up quickly, Artyomka! We will play together, laugh loudly in the yard and catch up with each other!

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My elder brother

My older brother is very big. He went to school in the fall. He writes himself, reads himself - knows everything in the world.

He recently told me how the planets move, and why the thunderstorm thunders when summer comes.

Who draws sparkling patterns on the window at night, And how the fluffy snow managed to Cover the whole city.

The brother knows how the world works, but in vain he believes that Santa Clauses are a myth, They don’t exist in life.

But who brought me the treasured gift under the tree? Only Santa Claus and Mom knew the desire... In secret.

I was rocking on the chair, I got bored and started bawling. The elder brother rushed to the call and sat down next to me.

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I have a little brother. He is four years old. A robber and a rogue, So much trouble with him! I stole my dad's watch, managed to break the glass, spilled sugar on the floor - I'll have to wash the floor. And I should rest - I can’t sit down with my brother. And yet I’m glad that he exists in the world!

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My brother is playing hide and seek. How can you understand him? He forgot to hide his heels, crawling under the bed. Then he climbed into the closet, But I have a question - How did the snub nose remain between the doors?

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How happy I am, how glad I am: My brother was born! He is still a baby, but already so dear! He doesn't know how to wash or dress yet. Brother needs to look around and adapt a little. Not even a week has passed since the baby was born, but in his milky body the soul is smiling. We already love each other, we press our cheeks. A man was born, people! What a holiday this is!

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Younger brother

My brother was born. I am, of course, very happy. Only this little brother doesn't get out of bed. How can you not get angry here? During the day, my brother sleeps all the time, Cries in the middle of the night, But doesn’t want to play! Everything in the house is now upside down. Everyone cares about him. Even I need to be an example for my brother. I'm trying, I'm ready! Only my brother doesn't know the words. He only says “mom”, and even then it’s so strange! Time is passing slowly. My brother has been growing for a long time, But I already know that I don’t like his soul! I'm not rushing him! I love him so much! He is so good! He looks a little like me... Looks like me!

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Statuses about your little brother are often the funniest and most interesting. The childish spontaneity of the younger one can become a theme for your status.

My mother taught me to be a girl, and thanks to my brother, I can kick the offender.
Only my brother can do cleaning with headphones on and the vacuum cleaner turned off.
My brother is like a thorn for me: it hurts and is inconvenient, but I don’t want to pull it out.
We live soul to soul, as well as heel to forehead or fist to eye.
At the age of 5, my brother decided to get married, and at 9 he wanted to marry me off.
People consider themselves brothers, but live as if they have been sharing an inheritance among themselves all their lives.
I live like in a fairy tale - I have three younger brothers. I constantly find out who is the fool.
When I'm sad, I just paint my sleeping brother's nails.
Often, when I want to meet with friends, my mother makes me wash all these mountains of dishes. But there is a way out - little brother! It does a better job than any advertising product.
I was sad that no one remembered me. My brother climbed onto my page and changed the status to: “I shaved my head!” I haven’t received so many messages for a long time, thanks to my brother and friends.
When my brother is around, I get bored with him, but as soon as I leave home for even a couple of days, I start to miss him.

Yes, you are in another world. But you are forever in my heart

Nothing else will change in our memories, and they themselves will gradually be erased. But statuses about a brother who is no longer alive will help you preserve sweet moments in your memory.

Such young people should not die. Brother, where have you gone? You must live!
I just want to meet you on the weekend, like before, and not come to the cemetery...
You were an infinitely warm and radiant person. But now you have given it all to death.
You are in the arms of the earth, but you should have been in the arms of a girl, a mother and me, my own sister.
Even the rain mourned that day, it would seem. It was raining like crazy...
Your life, brother, was not lived in vain. Even though it was silently short.
It is unlikely that my heart will ever calm down. It will mourn you forever.
Without you, life loses its meaning. Yes, they say that this is impossible, but what should you tell your heart?
There is only a small miracle left, which reminds me of you to the point of aching pain in my chest.
I would stop crying if you could promise that you'll come back

Children grow up

It would seem that just yesterday your brother was very little, but today he asks awkward questions and puts you in awkward situations.

Recently I asked my brother if he eavesdrops when I’m alone in a room with a guy. The smart child answered me that he couldn’t - mom and dad were getting in the way and pushing.
My brother became friends with my boyfriend and promised him not to make me nervous so that he could marry me.
The end of the world came for me when my brother demanded my phone number.
Snatching condoms from my bag, my brother ran to my parents screaming: “What kind of candy did my sister buy me?”
I ask everyone to forget the previous status “I’m pregnant”, it was my brother who was joking).
My younger brother is in the army and will be back soon. So I'm having a blast for the last few days!
Ppts she made it... My younger brother is teaching me to drive a car.
My brother told my boyfriend that he is better than my ex!!!
It’s a pity I have a younger brother, it would be cool if he started dating my best friend.
My brother and I decided to go to Mak, I skipped work, and he skipped school.
Yesterday I deleted about 20 people from my friends list, and only then realized that I was coming from my brother’s page.
Most often on social networks I visit my brother’s page, even though we live in the same room.
When I'm going somewhere, it's my younger brother who tells me what it's better not to wear and what it's better to wash.