The best epigrams of Valentin Gaft: “It’s a sin to ridicule a loser”

The great and inimitable actor Valentin Gaft was talented in many ways. The People's Artist of the RSFSR became famous, among other things, as the author of poignant epigrams, published in Soviet times in samizdat, phrases from which became truly catchphrases. Valentin Iosifovich has several collections of poems to his name – “The Garden of Forgotten Memories”, “Red Lanterns”, “Poem and Epigram”, “Shadows on the Water”, “Poems, Memoirs, Epigrams” and others. Gaft had a unique ability to verbally express deep thoughts in a subtle and even ironic form. FAN recalls the most striking quotes from the outstanding artist.

About the actors

Valentin Iosifovich loved to joke sarcastically at his colleagues in the acting workshop. Many recipients were even offended by the actor, but then, it seems, they reconciled themselves and took the epigrams less seriously. Gaft himself admitted that he was engaged in such creativity for fun, not trying to put anyone in a bad light.

“There are much fewer Armenians on earth than there are films in which Dzhigarkhanyan played.”

The quote is addressed to another great, now deceased actor - People's Artist of the USSR Armen Dzhigarkhanyan . But Gaft was partly right: it was Dzhigarkhanyan who holds the national record for the number of films played, he even got into the Guinness Book of Records.

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“You are so great, you are so true, What words can I find, Without changing my dream, Your head bowed. There cannot be two different opinions. You are simply our Soviet genius.”

The epigram is dedicated to the actor, poet and songwriter Vladimir Vysotsky .

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“It’s not scary to die. It’s scary that after your death they might make a film and Bezrukov will play you.”

Valentin Gaft’s famous statement about actor Sergei Bezrukov , which has become popular in a certain way. There is a theory that claims that the quote about Bezrukov did not actually belong to Gaft.

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“You can already love for this, For your “Belarusian” station, For the best song in the movie. I’m shocked, I said everything.”

About the Soviet and Russian actress, People's Artist of the RSFSR Nina Urgant .

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Paraphrases about different things

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On February 14, banana-scented and ribbed valentines are in great demand.

February 14 is the birthday of St. Valentine, March 8 is the day of his death.

February 14 is the Day of Reconciliation and Harmony between a man and a woman.

February 14 is Sex for a Postcard Day.

On February 14, I will turn off my phone, cover myself with a blanket and fall into depression. And I will hope that someone with a bouquet of flowers will knock on the door and ruin everything.

February 14th... I hope that there will be more people who will rejoice on this day than those who will listen to the player and say: “It’s just a day”...

On February 14, I’ll get stupidly drunk and go look for my soulmate. Well hold on!!!

February 14th is a good reason to remember last year’s gifts for February 23rd and March 8th.

But I want to dedicate this status to all the cool women who, like me, will celebrate Valentine’s Day alone, sitting at home with a chocolate bar and a mug of tea...

Did you know that February 14th in Germany is also the day of psychiatric institutions?!

Being single on Valentine's Day is the same as being single the other 364 days of the year. Don't make a tragedy out of this.

On Valentine's Day, I am a ballerina for you!

On Valentine's Day I wish you money and intimacy.

There's no need to be shy on Valentine's Day. Now, you bastard, I’m going to express my feelings to you!

On Valentine's Day I will bring neither pie nor sausages from the store, but panties with hearts!

On Valentine's Day, I got drunk like a beast. All further bullshit took place without me!

In honor of Valentine's Day, the bosses will give Vaselines!

“Valentine”... Well, is this the size for our soul? Catch VALENTINE!!

Call an ambulance"! Cupid just shot me!!!

St. Valentine's Day. Pharmacy. - Hello. - We're finished...

St. Day Valentina broke everyone up into pairs... But he just broke me up. Valentine's Day - demo version March 8th.

Valentine's Day is not a holiday for lovers, but for chocolate sellers.

Valentine's Day was invented by homeless plush toys.

Valentine's Day... I love you, bastard).

If you have successfully survived Valentine's Day, do not flatter yourself, March 8th is ahead!

Another Valentine, the cardiologist thought...

I will celebrate another February 14th in wonderful company. After all, there will be me, and I, and then me...

I'm looking for a victim on February 14!!!

For Valentine's Day, I already bought a card with the inscription “To my one and only”…. five pieces…

Darling, I want a fur coat for February 14th. - You are my hostess, I’ll go buy beets and herring.

On the eve of the holiday, a skin and venereal disease clinic named after St. Valentine was solemnly opened in our area.

Valentine's Day is coming - a holiday of passion and fire. Don't forget to congratulate ONE ME on Valentine's Day!!

Buy pickled cucumbers, a liter of vodka, sausages. When celebrating Valentine's Day, don't leave your panties anywhere.

Why does a citizen have a bulging pant leg on Valentine's Day? No, he’s not a maniac at all, he’s bringing cognac to the department!

Two shoes flew into the corner. Pants, skirt, tie and tights. There's a valentine in my pocket somewhere. I should have written in vain - vodka was enough.

Spend this day with your loved ones!

Let the pieces of ice melt on your heart from a cheerful Valentine!

I need soap and rope for February 14th, please. I’ll wash myself and go to the mountains...

I'm swollen like a beast on Valentine's Day!!!

Congratulations on Valentine! I wish you great sex, know that in the February frosts, violent sex is more valuable than a rose!

I had a dream that the two of us were drinking vodka under the fence. This is such a damn picture... Happy Valentine's Day!

Dear other half! I want to remind you that February 14th is coming soon... Where the fuck are you???!!!

The miracle of Russian intimacy And Valentin never dreamed of it! Forest, snowdrifts, hayloft, roof, bench, basement! Russian sex for those who dare! Valentin would be stunned!

I love you! More than anyone else in the world!!! You are my only, beloved, and the best girl in my life...” - the mirror told me on Valentine’s Day.

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About football

It is no secret that Vladimir Gaft was a passionate football fan. The artist visited football stadiums from the age of 10 and supported Moscow Spartak. According to the actor, it was this team, in comparison with all the others, that seemed “near and dear” to Gaft. Valentin Iosifovich said that he and his boy friends followed the national team’s games on the radio - there were no televisions at that time.

“When I was a schoolboy, I went on vacation to a farm. I often remember that time - how we played football on the field and how I scored goals. It seemed to me then that I could become a football player.”

If not for his acting career, the great actor would most likely have become an equally great football player.

“We still can’t learn to win at the decisive moment. The whole game goes in torn pieces. There is a lack of freedom in the game, as in our lives.”

Gaft was also worried about the current football team, but in recent years he rarely visited stadiums, apparently due to health problems.

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“Football is a difficult game, very similar to theater. Only the dramaturgy has not been written. And instead of a coach, we have a chief director. But all the preparation, internal processes, mistakes, complexes, fatigue, repetitions - everything is very similar to our profession.”

Gaft compared theater with football, compared actors with athletes.

The most striking quotes and epigrams of Valentin Gaft

Theater and film actor, director, poet and writer Valentin Gaft died on December 12 as a result of the consequences of a stroke. Back in the Soviet years, the People's Artist of the RSFSR became known as the author of poignant and topical epigrams. The celebrity’s sayings spread throughout the country thanks to samizdat and became truly popular, FAN reports.

About the actors

Valentin Gaft used to make all sorts of sarcastic, but at the same time kind jokes about his colleagues on stage and on the set. At first, some actors were even offended by the screen star. The People's Artist of the RSFSR always noted that he did it for fun. One of Valentin Gaft’s famous epigrams was dedicated to Armen Dzhigarkhanyan, who passed away on November 14.

“There are much fewer Armenians on earth than there are films in which Dzhigarkhanyan played.”


Still from the film “The Meeting Place Cannot Be Changed” (1979)

It is the performer of the role of “Humpback” in the film “The Meeting Place Cannot Be Changed” who holds the record for the number of roles played in a movie. The result is recorded in the Guinness Book of Records.

About the actor and poet Vladimir Vysotsky

“It’s not scary to die. It’s scary that after your death they might make a film and Bezrukov will play you.”


www.globallookpress.com / Vladimir Mekler

Theater and film actress Nina Urgant

“You can already love because

For your “Belarusian” station,

For the best song in the movie.

I’m shocked, I said everything,” wrote Valentin Gaft.


www.globallookpress.com / Natalya Loginova

About football

Throughout his life, the People's Artist of the RSFSR loved football and passionately supported Spartak Moscow. Valentin Gaft noted that it was the “red-whites”, compared to other clubs, that were always closer and dearer to him. The actor recalled that as a child he would kick the ball with the boys and score goals. At that time it seemed to him that he could become a great football player.

“We still can’t learn to win at the decisive moment. The whole game goes in torn pieces. There is a lack of freedom in the game, as in our lives.”


TASS / Grigorov Gabriel

Valentin Gaft noted that there is much in common between an actor’s performance in a theater and a player’s actions on a football field.

“Football is a difficult game, very similar to theater. Only the dramaturgy has not been written. And instead of a coach, we have a chief director. But all the preparation, internal processes, mistakes, complexes, fatigue, repetitions - everything is very similar to our profession.”

About love

It's no secret that Valentin Gaft was a favorite of women. Only officially he married three times. The actor's first wife was Soviet fashion model Elena Izergina. The celebrity's second wife was ballet dancer Inna Eliseeva. In this marriage, in 1973, Valentin Gaft had a daughter, Olga. In the early 1980s, the couple broke up due to the difficult character of the ballerina, according to the actor. Their heiress committed suicide in August 2002. The last wife of Valentin Gaft in 1996 was Olga Ostroumova. It was to her that the People's Artist of the RSFSR confessed his love until the end of his days.

“Love - in great literature, music, painting, cinema - will not go anywhere. She will remain forever."

"I've never been a liar in love."


TASS / Novoderezhkin Anton

About Me

Valentin Gaft, when communicating with the press, was a fairly open person and talked about many biographical facts. The actor shared his inner experiences without hesitation and was not even afraid to cry in public.

“My whole life is a struggle with fears and complexes. I was a coward at school. He copied, he lied, he hid.”

Valentin Gaft died on December 12 at the age of 86 in a country house in the village of Zhavoronki near Moscow after a long illness as a result of a stroke. The People's Artist of the RSFSR will be buried on December 15 at the Troekurovsky cemetery.

Previously, 5-tv.ru talked about Valentin Gaft’s beloved women.

About life

Valentin Iosifovich loved to talk about life; one could often hear philosophical statements from him, reflecting the human essence.

“Sometimes the less a person knows, the more he wants to talk about what he doesn’t know.”

This is how Gaft described people who wanted to be competent in little-studied issues.

“I think the way the world works is that villainy always loses. True, we have to pay very cruelly.”

The artist was of the opinion that good always triumphs over evil, albeit with great losses.

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“Understanding is the shortest distance to another person.”

Gaft would have become a good psychologist.

“Crises, which I am sure every person experiences, are a period when unnecessary things go away. The most important ones remain."

The artist believed that everything is temporary and should be fleeting; if you can’t hold onto something, then you don’t need to cling to it, that’s the way it should be. the most important people and things will never go away.

Statuses for Valentine's Day in verse

Bright statuses for Valentine's Day in verse will give relationships more romance and leave pleasant memories. Choose the poem you like and add it to your status on the social network.

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Let the pieces of ice melt on your heart from a cheerful valentine!

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Let Valentine's Day be magical, like in a fairy tale! May you be lucky enough to fall in love a little. And the colors of life will become brighter!

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I cordially congratulate you on Valentine’s Day, on the day of lovely eyes illuminated with love! Let the sadness melt like a winter snowflake, Let your Valentine help you with this!

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The cold of February is no problem for love! Valentine's Day is in the hearts of both forever!

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I believe in the witchcraft of love, in its mysterious power, and on Valentine’s Day I send you my impulses.

About love

Valentin Gaft was loved by women. He was married three times. The artist’s first wife was Soviet fashion model Elena Izergina , with whom they lived in a small communal apartment along with Izergina’s mother. For the second time, the People's Artist connected his life with ballerina Inna Eliseeva . The couple had a daughter in their marriage. Gaft admitted that he broke up with Inna because of her difficult, scandalous character. The artist’s third and last wife was actress Olga Ostroumova , to whom he never stopped declaring his love until the end of his days.

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“Love – in great literature, music, painting, cinema – will not go anywhere. She will remain forever."

Valentin Iosifovich was sure that love is the fundamental and most important thing in the life of every person, because people are distinguished from animals by sensitivity and the ability to love. He declared that human life can only be justified by love.

"I've never been a liar in love."

According to the artist, love comes only to open and sincere people. Gaft considered the greatest sin to be lies and betrayal towards loved ones and close people.

Beautiful statuses about Valentine's Day

We are happy for you! After all, if you visited our site, it means you love it?! And what could be more beautiful than love? And we will try to help you express your feelings in beautiful and concise statuses.

  1. Don't know who to give a heart to on February 14th? Give it to your mom - she deserves it...
  2. Our mother gave us the biggest Valentine's card. It beats inside you!
  3. I don't need expensive gifts on February 14th. Hearing “I love you” for the first time will be the most amazing and precious thing you can give me!
  4. I love February... severe frost, your hands on your waist, your “I love” on Valentine’s Day... and spring is coming!
  5. You need to love and appreciate a person not on Valentine's Day, but 365 days a year.
  6. Every year I wanted February 14th to come so I could receive a bunch of valentines and gifts... But now I just want to hear: “Darling, this is our day!”
  7. There is no need to “download” love, much less “copy”. And it is very dangerous for health to “delete” and “block” forever! The best thing to do with it is to “save” it...
  8. The universe brings joy and happiness to those who are ready to receive it. Glad to be with my beloved on Valentine's Day!
  9. In all plans for the future, you...
  10. May the good wizard give all people happiness, kindness and mutual love on February 14th. May everyone in this world find their soulmate!
  11. On Valentine's Day, I wish every single person to find their desired haven, lovers to drown in the ocean of feelings, and those separated to unite in the river of love.
  12. Despite the blizzard and cold weather, may Valentine's Day give everyone a piece of love and warmth.
  13. On Valentine's Day, I want the kind of love that is made like baby shampoo: “without tears”...
  14. Love, appreciate, take care of each other. And never be afraid to admit your feelings.
  15. This is our first Valentine's Day together! We, like magnets, are drawn to each other more and more and I hope that we will have many more days like this!
  16. I love you. Maybe not at first sight. But until my last breath.
  17. What a happiness when you wake up in the morning from kisses, in rose petals, with the one who has your heart inside...
  18. How nice it is to know that today is February 14th and you have a person who will make this holiday even better!
  19. Valentine's Day. If you see happy people, don’t envy them. You don’t know how they fought for their happiness...

About Me

Gaft has always been quite open with journalists, especially in recent years. He did not hesitate to say things about himself that others would keep silent.

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“My whole life is a struggle with fears and complexes. I was a coward at school. He copied, he lied, he hid.”

The actor admitted that in his youth he was not distinguished by courage and exemplary behavior. There was a prison near the house where the artist grew up, and there were always a lot of bandits in the yard.

Statuses and phrases on Valentine's Day for social networks

Valentine's Day is a great occasion to celebrate a high feeling not only for those with a soulmate, but also for those who are actively treading the path to finding one. Beautiful statuses on social networks are not just a tribute to a bright celebration, but also a way to express your own feelings or expectations regarding the celebration process itself.

  • The 14th of February. Some lonely girls say that they don’t need anyone and the holiday is nonsense. And I really want someone to say to me on this day: “You know, I love you so much.”
  • Valentine's Day is coming soon... Valentines, hearts, sweets, kisses, dates...
  • Love lives not in statuses, but in the human heart.
  • February 14th will be the day when girls will be divided into two types: some will roar and thump, and others will take pictures of their bouquets...
  • For most, February 14 is an ordinary day, but deep down everyone hopes for something more.
  • Stolen hearts cannot be returned or exchanged!
  • Valentine... Some kind of paper, colored, in the shape of a heart... Because of this piece of paper, I have been happy with him for almost two years...
  • You know, I don’t need February 14th to be the first to confess my love to you!
  • Valentine's Day is for the people we love. So? - So. Since I don’t have a boyfriend, I’ll dedicate this day to myself, my beloved!
  • On Valentine's Day, you don't have to think - you have to act!
  • Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I wish all the girls who write here that they hate this holiday to finally find their love!
  • Everyone is celebrating Valentine's Day, and I'm 14 days away from the start of spring...
  • Let’s all give ourselves to our loved ones on Valentine’s Day!
  • Freedom is always appreciated, except on Valentine's Day.
  • In my opinion, the best thing about Valentine's Day is receiving a Valentine's card from him...
  • I won't be upset that I don't have a significant other on Valentine's Day. I just believe that on this wonderful day I will meet her.
  • Oh, it’s Valentine’s Day again... Again, I forgot to get myself a girlfriend by this date...
  • Wish me a Happy Valentine's Day... When you finally dial my number.
  • Girls can be easily divided into 2 categories. Some are fierce haters of Valentine's Day. And others simply have a man with whom they can celebrate...
  • Being single on Valentine's Day is the same as being single the other 364 days. Don't make a tragedy out of this.
  • On Valentine's Day, I want to say to the love of my life: “Hey, why haven’t we met yet?”
  • You grow up when on Valentine's Day you don't buy thirty valentines for your girlfriends, but buy one, but for the one and only one.
  • The closer Valentine's Day gets, the more hysterical the posts of girls without boyfriends become.
  • Being sad on Valentine's Day that you're single is like being sad on Signalman's Day that you're not a signalman.
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